You’ve got me so obsessed with Kanes. Please drop any headcanons or literally anything to do with them at all If you ever feel like it <3

Always ready to scream about them!!

Kate is a child of divorce, but that's obvious enough

Expert marksman Jacob Kane my beloved <333 let the mf be a badass swordsman right now. Thought can you imagine him as a sniper?? ... Hooo, boy

Jake and Gabi are the Sunshine/grumpy trope, except they're both equally dangerous. They just split cause Martha’s death hit Jacob hard. He could barely be human, let alone married

In my mind, Jake is sharp and jagged and cut-throat, but also? Possibly the funniest little bitch on planet earth

The fatherly urge to focus on your nephew rather than your daughter. "You ruined my life!" "How can I ruin your life?! I wasn't even there!"

Whenever he refers to The Incident, Jacob almost never includes Thomas. It's always "after your mother's death," " When Martha died" like hooooly. Shakespeare couldn't write this drama

Seriously. Jake and Thomas hating eachother and Jake openly blaming him for the shooting. Can you imagine being little Bruce and hearing that?

Jacob wanting custody of Bruce almost immediately, but Alfred, grave serious, " Take him, and I'll kill us both." "Very well. No Waynes left to ruin this one"

Not to be edgy, but i adore The Boogeyman archetype in fiction; So many thinking that's Batman, for Gotham, but it's not. It's Jacob Kane.

Bruce still seeking out Jacob; He needs to be shaped. Needs to be fixed and broken, and from what he's seen in compromised military files, his uncle is the best at both

Jacob Kane is impossible to please; One hidden truth about Bruce is how subjective he is to validation. He wants to be a good hero, a good monster, a good soldier. And Jacob says if he can't be all three, what's the point?

Their training was...Harsh.

Bruce training in ballet for precision and dexterity; Still. He can't listen to Swan Lake without the weak phantom pain of frost bite aching in his feet, from many hours spent dancing in Russian snow

As you can imagine, Alfred and Jacob aren't too fond of eachother

Still. Golden Girls energy sjsjs "when I met you, I thought you were a huge slut and you wore too much eyeliner. I was wrong. You don't wear too much eyeliner"

Bruce makes sure to tell the Robins, even non verbally, that he's proud of them, because Jake never said it to him

But there was love there; It's obscure, and sneaky, and fleeting, but it was there.

Jacob could tell Bruce was Batman after a single fight, but it took him years to figure out Kate is Batwoman

”DELUSIONS?!”

SOAP + KYO + GHOST !

“soap stop bullying me!” + “no can do, dollface.” + “leave him alone, johnny.”

2 golden retrievers + a black cat, 2 soldiers + one medic, “ur gay si” + “ur gayer ky” + “boys, i’m the gayest”, pup + two owners, “LETS WATCH BARBIE!” + “FUCK YEAH LETS DO IT!” + “that’s a girl movie”, loves touch + touch starved + hates touch, movie dates, “bruh we’re all gay for each other?”, mfs who get injured on purpose just to see their medic boyfriend.

KYO + HOBIE !

“i’ll kill you” + “no you won’t” / “kiss?” + “not with that dirty mouth.”

civilian + hero, met at the pub, “he’s cute..” + “why is that weirdo staring at me”, first date anxiety, dinner at a restaurant, “..so you a criminal or something?” + “no but i punch facists” + “kiss me now”, bf who loves going outside + bf who hates the outside, “what are you supposed to be for halloween?” + “a corrupt politician”, bf who gets used as a hostage + bf who is tired of everyone stealing his bf, “miguel kinda fine..” + “you mean that ugly ass mf who tried to kill my homeboy miles?”, tea hater + tea drinker, “can i play your guit-“ + “no.”

MARC + KYO !

“khonshu can kiss my ass” + “ohh! me next!”

grumpy merc bf + preppy barista boyfriend, “that is a fine ass barista” + “is he checking me out?”, black coffee bf + pink drink bf, first date at the park, “so.. cmere often?” + “no ‘m usually in my room rotting away”, bf who hates touch + bf who needs touch at every second, steven gets all nervous around him, marc n steven fight a lot over this, “he’s mine!” + “you’re just an altar!” + “i love you both-“, bf who can’t sleep due to trauma + bf who can’t sleep due to insomnia, bf who can’t cook + bf who loves baking, “what do bees make marc?!” + “honey?” + “yes dear?” + “you’re stupid.”

GAZ + KYO !

“i love you.” + “i love me too.”

both golden retrievers, sergeant + rookie, slight age gap, “you’re cute.” + “i’d be cuter with more money”, bf who kisses his bf to taste his lipgloss + bf who complains over his ruined makeup, bf who loves salty stuff + bf who loves sugar stuff, first date at the movie theatre, horror movie bf + romance movie bf, bf who loves gore scenes + bf who screams at gore scenes, “that’s totally false! i’ve shot a man before n’ that’s not how the wound should look!” + “KYLE WHAT THE FUCK??”, bf who comforts his scaredy cat bf + scaredy cat bf, “live laugh love captain price” + “captain price reminds me of my daddy issues”, “i love men” + “ew wtf stay away”, bf who is a victim of the sassy men apocalypse + sassy boyfriend, “babe i said ‘m sorry for eating the last slice of cake!” + “don’t talk to me, i don’t know you, ‘m finding a new boyfriend.”

‘ll write more later ‘m just gonna post this and add more when i get more ideas. also shoutout to @angelsinmystomach for letting me use their idea :333

(SA for the Housebroken cause that has potential)

Fourteen year old Felix Castillo knew of the Madrigal triplets, everyone did...but he was stunned speechless as he stared at them this morning.

Julieta and Bruno looked nervous and scared, antlers on their heads as they walked through the village.

Pepa looked fierce and protective, a dark cloud over her head as her eyes narrowed in warning at anyone who came near the tweens. She had red fox ears on her head and a tail coming out from under her dress.

"What happened to you three!" Someone called to them and Felix swore he caught a hint of something golden near the three, but it was only a butterfly.

"Mama misused the candle and papas sacrifice. So we were cursed. And then she threw us out cause of the curse." Pepa called out and the entire village began whispering and murmuring. Pepa stalked towards Felix's direction with her siblings right behind her however and ignored them.

"Problem?" Pepa asked glaring at him and wow her green eyes had a slit pupil like a cats. That was so cool.

"Not at all. You look cute with the ears and tail." Felix said and he meant it. She did look cute with the fox ears and tail and he was surprised but pleased to see Pepa being brought up short with that, her face slowly turning red and being covered with fog.

Bruno and Julieta snickered behind their sister and nudged each other slightly.

Felix watched an embarrassed and flustered Pepa be teased by her siblings as the three walked to the library and he called out to them.

"Let me know if you three need anything okay? Can't let such a cute fox or her siblings starve or get hurt." Felix said and Pepas ears and tail were ramrod straight and the fog was now starting to spread to the street around Pepa.

Felix turned to his best friends Mario Guzman and grinned.

"I'm gonna marry Pepa one day." Felix said and there was a squeak from Pepa but glancing over his shoulder just saw her tripping slightly, fog and a slight rainbow covering her by now.

FÈLIX LETS GOOOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️

Love him for that, he doesn’t even care, he thinks she’s cute 😭😭 mf is so funny but genuine about it too <333 AND JULIETA AND BRUNO….never gonna let her live it down. Willing to bet Pedro approves too, so he’s getting in on the jokes ☠️☠️

ALSO PEPA??? Literally about to square up with any villager 💀💀 it’s on sight wit Alma though, she’s getting molly whopped 😭😭

they’re so silly

*SHADOW N BONE S2 SPOILERS*

ok hear me out I am so horribly outrageously horrendously saddened by kirigans death maybe it’s j my inner misogyny but OMFG BEN BARNES IS SO MF BEAUTIFUL HIS FACE DOES NOT DESERVE TO DIE I didn’t read the books so idk but why can’t he j have a villain redemption arc 😩😩😩😩

also mal and Alina’s chemistry/ love story is so icky bicky to me bc I see them as brother and sister and every time they kissed/ fucked (lol) I’d be staring at the screen like 😀 maybe it’s j me but I had to look away every time

ALSO ALSO king nikolai gonna be a bad guy foreshadowing???????? WHHHHYYYYY he’s so golden retriever puppy happy sunshiny boy don’t make him evil and kill him offffffffff this is so sad he’s so perfect and lovable I can’t do this anymore I can’t watch his corruption arc it will hurt me

KAZ AND INEJ!!! KAAAZZZ MY POOR TRAUMATIZED BABY NOOOO INEJ DOMT LEAVE HIM!!!!! I’m confused bc I do like tolya so idm them getting together but at the same time I love kaz. ALSO I NEED MORE WYLAN AND JESPER MOMENTS IT WAS NOT ENOUGH WYLAN IS TOO BABEEYY UGH I WANT A WHOLE EPISODE OF THEM J WALKIGN AROUNF AND TALKING AND GOING ON A DATE

season 3 better make up for the injustice they gave nina and matthias and give us enough content for a 30 minute Nina and Matthias yt compilation…

pls give me all your opinions in the comments <333

⛔️,🎖 and 💖 for the ask game!

HII <333 thank you sm for the ask. This is probably gonna be a bit long, bc I’m opinionated. Hope that’s ok.

⛔️ a rider you dislike?

Ouuhhh love questions like these! As of right now, I’m not gonna lie to you, I don’t really like Johann Zarco. I’ve just heard really awful things about him, and I think he’s kind of arrogant in interviews. Might’ve just gotten a wrong impression of him.

I DONT like Jack Miller. I think he talks too loudly about things he shouldn’t even focus about. That comment he made about riders “shutting up and just riding” rubbed me the wrong mf way. It’s tasteless and disrespectful to the people who are struggling on their bikes rn (Fabio, Mir, Marc etc). Especially since he sat on a Ducati last year, and is now on a KTM. Both super great bikes. There’s just no sympathy, it angers me a lil.

For a while, I didn’t like the Espargaro brothers. I thought they were like Jack - speak about things that doesn’t concern them. Aleix has always had a direct approach with his words, I feel like. But I’m ngl, Aleix has grown on me! And for Pol, well, I never disliked him, I just clowned him for saying he was hopefully gonna “be better than Pedrosa or Lorenzo” on the Honda.

Lorenzo, sure. But Dani??….

🎖 favourite podium?

I feel like an airhead bc when I saw this question I was like “the ppl, or are we talking layout?”. Well, for the people, I’m super biased. I just always hoped that either Lorenzo or Pedrosa would get on the podium, because I love watching press conferences with them. They’re my boos <33

And for layout, I’ll say Spielberg, just because I’ve been there tee hee.

❤️‍🔥 favorite rivalry?

Im guessing you meant this one, but if not, I’m so sorry </3

My favorite rivalry gotta be Pedrosa and Lorenzo, just because they’re my faves (sorry). Like 2010 and 2012 were literally GOLDEN years for me, because they were just going at it every damn time. It also kinda broke my heart, though, because Dani was so unlucky those years.

It’s just also funny hearing them think back to the 250cc days where they TRULY didn’t like each other, and Dani wouldn’t shake Lorenzo’s hand and stuff. Love it!

I also kind of like Marquez and Rossi’s rivalry, but that’s just because Rossi is always so dramatic with his rivalries. My mans really goes all in, even at press conferences, so it always just felt very much like “the girls are fighting”.

But yeah. Again. Thank you for the ask!.

Do you and me for the duo bingo thing <3 (thisisajokethisisajokeplsdeargoddonot) UHHHH... hm. I'm so torn between giving you a duo you hate just to hear you rant about it for 3 and a half pages and giving you one you love for the exact same reason. I have a few I'd like to hear your Thoughts on since you're the smartest person in the world so just pick whichever you want. Or none of them if you're not feeling like it <3

1. Claude + Sylvain (because I would like to be converted)

2. Sukeroku + Kikuhiko from SGRS (because we never did talk about them)

3. Shinsou + Kaminari (because I think you'd be so funny about this)

4. Spider-Man + Human Torch (for the Spideytorch truthers <333)

5. Naruto + Sasuke (because I'm curious about your thoughts on THE OG shounen pair. I feel like you'd either not give a shit about them or have some surprisingly deep thoughts)

That's all I got for now. Have fun!! Or don't. I can't tell if these are good duos or not.

okay we're gonna cover this from LEAST to say to MOST to say

I'd do anything to reverse time and kill Sukeroku and ensure Kikuhiko never met that fucking man. The devil. I'd end him myself. SUKEKIKU - 0/10 for breaking my heart but 10/10 for pure narrative.

I can't talk about Claude and Sylvain here. You'd surely kill me. Maybe a separate post when I know for sure you won't leave me after I disrespect your Blue Lions. CLAUDEVAIN - 100/10. PERFECT AMAZING EVERYTHING I LOOK FOR IN A WAR DEATH AND CHESS SIMULATOR. My golden deer boys for life who are normal and not at all traumatized.

Spiderman is so fine and I like him so so much so honestly, I'm just projecting onto Torch. I know shit nothing concrete about either of them I just know Peter Parker is a freak and Torch is like, really into it. I know nothing about it. SPIDEYTORCH- 7/10 Merely for the interest of it all, I'd kill Torch for the chance at Spider-man.

Kaminari is the most annoying mf alive I really do not like any character in Class 1-A like I really really do not. I really hate him. I hate him even more because he is insistently put with Shinsou as a means to demean my darling monomami meow. It's fucked I don't like it. More than that, the dude is uninteresting. Electric powers that are as weak as his? That dopy fucking look on his face when he does any one thing and is now incapacitated? Awesome fucking guy. freak. I think Shinsou can do better. In fact, I think Shinshou and any class 1-A member is a match made in hell. Boo. SHINKIMI - 0/10 boring mfs such a loss. Better blondes at the ready what a waste of a perfectly good purple-themed character. Wasteful

I actually know very little about Naruto and Sasuke because I found the two of them deeply uninteresting in their constant interactions with each other. Naruto is cool but Sasuke is a bitch I don't fuck with him at all. I could talk longer about Naruto and his failure as a compelling main character and why rock lee should replace him for longer than I could anything about these two fake deep boys. I do fully believe that in canon they are madly in love and deeply obsessed with each other. Unhealthily. That's entertaining. SASUNARU - 0/10 personal opinion but idk 10/10 for canon romance representation compared to the other assholes on this list.

We are kissing rn actually romance personified so uh we top all this bullshit we won. amen PEPFRE - 1000000000/10. It almost sounds like my name how silly how meow win... love us

Well, this is the wonderful piece of lore that I promise that I will tell when you bday rolls in if you didn’t know already.

I knew about it for a while tbh I was just waiting for the right moment to tell you haha.

So, Xiao

our grumpy little Vigilant Yaksha that guardians Liyue still till today.

The shape of his constellation - Alatus Nemeseos , and his arm tattoo indicates that his true form would be of a mighty mythical bird of prey. His CN constellation name is 金翅鹏王鳥 (Golden Winged Great Peng), the Chinese mythical creature equivalent of the Garuda in Jainism/ Hinduism/Buddhism.

The story goes that this golden-winged bird deity was a fearsome predator who each day consumed 500 evil snake-dragons (nagas) that are venomous. Until one day the pain from the poison he had ingested became too much for him to bear, and he ignited himself into ashes, leaving only a pure teal-coloured crystal heart behind.

So, did you remember what he gifted the traveller in his bday letter?

A Crystal Core

Someone had been wearing their heart on their sleeves.

Quite literally *chuckles*

Bonus:

The Garuda is a yaksha or guardian for Shantinatha in *Jain iconography and mythology. Jain iconography shows Garuda as a human figure with wings and a strand-circle.

*Jainism is a very ancient Indian religion

🎉 Happy Birthday Curse! 🎉

-Shima

WHOAJOISADJHIOSADJSDFSFD SO HE LIKE... P MUCH METAPHORICALLY GAVE US HIS HEART ??? GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHHTTTTT THATS LITERALLY SO MF SKJFHSDKJFLHSDFSFDL;SF

im gonna solo xiao all day and j go collect crystalflies omfg

THANK YOPU SHIMA <333 AND TY FOR THIS GIFT IT RLLY IS THE MOST DELICIOUS PIECE OF LORE

Okay, mini vent here…sorry for dropping this on you but I need someone to help me wrap my Fucking head around it. Okay so story time (we know it’s bad when that’s my first sentence to the story opener.)

—We know that School life sucks ass and life is just there yeah? Does anyone else get left handed compliments? Like point blank was up visiting family and such, I remember informing you of that, and we do our normal thing yada yada yada. Then, then…THEN, my mother brings up my ranking and grades in my class. *Little bit of background information, I’m currently 3rd in a class of about 300 kids. I’m awesome I know, and I’ve been balancing between third and second since sophomore year. Got the highlight of the principal and so on. Anyway! my grandmother proceeds to go “you know you really surprised all of us with how smart you were.” Like, BITCH WTF?! I’m soooooo sorry I’m not living up to your definition of smart because I act like a Fucking honey badger on more crack cocaine than you could ever assume. Terribly sorry my ADHD is so high and there that I proceed to zone and leave things and just not be physically there. **Speaking of which…I have like DND like scenarios playing out in my head with its own epic battle music and everything. And apparently ADHD is now trying to be renamed…strange world. If we can’t notice i haven’t taken my medication for the said attention thing…ANYWAY! BACK TO STORY Time! Not only that but even the principal, the one who has no business being involved with rank, GOT INTERESTED WHEN SHE HEARD HOW HIGH I WAS! Like, why? Girl why. And I just, is it because I dress like a gothic whore whose ready to marry your golden retriever boyfriend and fuck your girlfriend all in one package with a bow?Jokingly of course But yeah. That’s basic vent is apparently I’m stupider than shit and no one knew how intelligent I was/am/is…English sucks and we all know it. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. And might I say, you look amazing today, Bella. ❤️

okok.

i think that is so rude of your OWN family and principal to say that and or assume that. like who tf do they think they are?? they should be proud instead of saying slick remarks that can affect someone. :/

m sorry, you don't deserve that at all. it's the principles job to congratulate you, not degrade you, like if your that high in your classes they should be more focused on getting you some more excelled work and supporting you all the way. just like granny, like mf, be proud of your grandchild, and understand mental health more than assume such rude things like that and instead be more supportive because you deserve it bub.

like ugh, m so proud of you, truly. rlly makes me so happy that you're doing well and keeping up with your grades/classes cause like ik it can be hard especially juggling with life issues, school issues, etc.. so keep it up because ik you can you smarty pants. <333

pls take care and keeping doing the amazing things you do love. okay? lob you.