Revenge obsessed Tubbo is based
Fav quote: "Is it more satisfying to destroy a person, or watch them destroy themselves?"
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mhm… sure… “completely normal and sane”…. yep
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Bdubs: Do you perhaps know how much leather a horse gives? Like if they die? Is it the same amount as a cow?
Joel, who loves the sound of horses dying: I wouldn’t know Bdubs, cause I’ve never killed a horse.
Bdubs: you wouldn’t know?
Joel: No, yeah see that’s the thing…. But if I were to guess I’d probably say it’s around 3 leather depending on if you have looting, but that is just completely a guess
Bdubs, disgusted: YOU SICK FREAK
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Scar: I wanna basketball!
Grian: (keeps throwing the ball and failing) This is the most feeble throw!
Scar: That is a very feeble throw. Here, watch a real basketball player.
Scar: (Throws the ball. It doesn't come close to getting in the basket)
Grian: (Wheeze)
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Mumbo, entering Grian’s room: Scar did it again.
Grian: Peace disturbance?
Mumbo: What no-
Grian: Arson..?
Mumbo: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Grian: uh....Attempted murder?
Mumbo NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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NEW INCORRECT HERMIT QUOTES IS HERE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! IT HAS XISUMA!! 🗣🗣
The funny part is, just after I posted the last one and said I would do this daily and failed immediately.
Why am I like this?
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Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?
BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.
Scar: I'm in the closet.
BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3
Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.
Lizzie: Love is love. <3
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The soft thanks and the hard thanks from The Quote Book. I am simply going to sob now brb.
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