A third faggot has hit the mctblr

im not good at maths but i think theres more than three of us here

These two are funny

Fanon karl: "nooo!! 🥺 guys don't fight!! 🥺 I'm just a little guy!!🥺 Please I'm so sweet and nice I have bad memory but I'm trying my best!! 🥺🥺💕💕

Canon Karl: "fuck you. get out of my kingdom you MUDERER. history? What history? Bitch I'll kill you."

Technoblade, my beloved

The Enigma that is Badboyhalo

I just want to ramble about this little muffin man because he is currently my hyper fixation and to be honest the things mentioned here is probably why I’m hyper-fixated with him.

Tldr: Bad is an enigma that has a lot of experience and has the most interesting life I could think of, also he is kind and anything good will brighten up his mood.

Let’s start with who Badboyhalo is as a general mcyter. He is most probably known for being kind and wholesome to everybody and his signature “language!” and replacing words with muffin or potato. But every BBH fan knows that he’s more than that.

Lets start with his hobbies/jobs A few days after knowing about Bad, I actually stumbled across clips of his old streams/videos and it was the knife throwing clip. The man who calls people muffin knows how to fucking throw knives professionally. It made me laugh because its so ironic and I knew he was gonna be an interesting guy. Well not only does he throw knives, he also does competitive shooting with guns. This dude talked about buying another gun with Tubbo, a 16 year old. And again, that clip made me laugh because its so absurd to think of someone talking about guns from the first meeting.

You know what else he did before? Weight lifting. Badboyhalo weight lifted, I dont know anymore info because I wasn’t at the discord at that time but its true. The image of Swoleboyhalo terrifies me but at the same time makes me laugh.

Last but not least, he is also a fucking ordained minister. A donation asked if he was willing to officiate their wedding and Bad said yes, if he was near them.

Oh wait, I almost forgot how he was a “teacher” to children, more specifically, special needs children. He talked about how good his student’s were in dodgeball and how they dominated in a school competition, he was really proud!

He is probably the most interesting mysterious guy in the dream smp. LIKE DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT? Bad can fucking switch sides at a drop of a second, being a good teacher and ordained minister before grabbing a gun and throwing a knife targeted at you.

Not to mention his life experiences. Bad literally crashed into 2 telephone poles and only cared about the car and the people who sent you death threats because they “suffered” no electricity. Like..BRO, you almost died. He also had a news article about this incident.

Another thing that happened was the flood in his house, where he passed out mid-way because of the exhaustion from waking up to a flood and having to throw the water outside. Mind you, he did this because he didn’t want his computer and other valuable stuff to get destroyed. He did this for hours without help and the only good thing that brightened up his day was his roommate’s pancakes.  

Most people forget that he is the center of why so many people are who they are today. The Dream team wouldn’t exist without him making a server, Skeppy was an old fan of Bad before making his own yt, Antfrost and Red met at munchy and so many more people are connected through him. He has so many friends I feel a little bit jealous of their friendships. Fun fact, Munchy mc was solely made because Bad wanted to keep in contact with his friends in Mcpvp and look how well it worked.

Dont even get me started with the theories of how old Bad actually is, the most popular one is that Bad was 15 in 2012 and is now 24 or 25 in 2020.

I think thats all I can say for now without invading/exposing more about him, this is general information you can find btw. Just join his discord and you can listen to him talk about stuff, the people with voice chat are fans and he treats them like friends so like, he is so soft <3

Conclusion: He is a certified Florida man with his own Florida news article and living a Florida life

i love how mcyttwt is like ‘oh haha mcyttumblr is so quirky. like you guys are so weird haha. what even is tumblr anymore? idk! haha we love you guys tho’ and mcyttumblr is just like ‘mcyttwt sucks. you guys suck. pls dont even look in our direction.’ and i think thats very sexy of us

Everyday I log onto tumblr and make my funny little posts about funny little minecraft people, and it makes me want to die just a little bit less

I love c!Tommy, he’s great but y’all gotta stop acting like everything he does is excused because he’s young. None of the characters on the SMP are his parents and while the adults have acted like assholes at points, none of them are responsible for helping c!Tommy to mature. I love that c!Sam and c!Puffy are kind enough to help him with that but its not any of characters responsibility to parent him.

I’ve seen a lot of posts saying things like “why can’t the other adults be like Puffy? When Tommy attempted to steal her expensive pickaxe, she just promised to make him a new one. Why can’t others be as patient?” And like its objectively wrong for c!Tommy to attempt to steal her netherite pickaxe... She shouldn’t have to promise to make him one, spending time and materials, for free to get her possessions back, possessions that she lent c!Tommy with the explicit intent of having it given back. It’s very nice of c!Puffy to offer to make him his own pickaxe but she is not required to do that, no other characters should be required to go out of their way like that to be considered a good person, and c!Tommy would have been in the wrong if he actually stole the pick. He is 16, almost 17, he’s way past old enough to know that is wrong.

C!Tommy has done legitimately wrong things and while he has faced consequences for most of them, that still doesn’t excuse him and it doesn’t mean the victims of it have to forgive him. Killing c!Jack Manifold is one example. He’s only 2 years older and he was killed in the middle of trying to show c!Tommy kindness. He also didn’t get an actual apology for losing all of his items and it cost him a canon life. I understand c!Tommy wasn’t in a good place at the time, but that was still an incredibly fucked up thing for him to do.

Now of course c!Tommy doesn’t deserve to be killed for these things but it gets so annoying seeing people write off the trauma that others have faced just because they like c!Tommy. Yes he has gone through a lot and he is still relatively young, but most characters on the SMP are relatively young as well and you don’t magically turn mature and rational as soon as you hit 18. C!Niki is 19, she’s still pretty young and she’s in the wrong for trying to kill c!Tommy, however she has been through so much trauma as well, has been dismissed and forgotten through most of it (shown by her convo with Jack after Doomsday), and is dealing with it unhealthily. Yet, I barely see any sympathy for her and what she’s dealt with. She’s wrong but that’s literally the point of her arc, it’s a villain arc, SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE WRONG!!! THAT’S THE POINT!

With the exclusion of c!Tommy’s actual villians (those being Dream, season 1 Eret, season 1 Wilbur, season 2-3 Niki, season 2-3 Jack, season 3 Bad, and Technoblade [from c!Tommy’s point of view and I guess for the terrorism]) none of the adults have any true responsibility to care for c!Tommy or help him mature. Are they assholes for it most times? Yes. Can they can be seen as in the wrong for doing things like not helping c!Tommy while he was in exile or assuming he blew up the community house without evidence? Definitely. But none of them have any real responsibility to help him mature. They are not obligated to forgive him when he does things like take down their house for no reason (Connor), tries to steal from them for reasons other than survival (Puffy and Techno at some points), steal from them without even knowing it’s them because characters apparently don’t care enough about them to know where they live (Hbomb), mug them for scaring him (Foolish), or kill them for scaring him (Jack Manifold). (Torturing Fundy and taking Connor hostage could also be added to the list though he was definitely influenced by Techno.) Those are all pretty objectively wrong things. No one is obligated to forgive you if you wrong them, even if it’s because of trauma.

(Also another thing could be c!Tommy joining the people that tried to execute c!Techno without a trial but that might just be the slight c!Techno and c!Phil apologist in me jumping out so I’m not adding it to the list because it could definitely be argued)

Anyway this is long and it’s not super structured I just have a lot of thoughts about how the fandom treats c!Tommy and I wanted to add my opinion. He deserves to be safe and happy but I don’t think other characters are in the wrong for disliking him based on the things he’s done wrong. And I only added the things he has actually done because for things like the community house being blown up or c!Tommy leaving c!Techno, with the information characters are given, it’s natural for them to oppose c!Tommy because they don’t have all the facts. If c!Jack Manifold knew what c!Tommy went through in exile and he actually got a real apology, I don’t think he’d be trying to kill c!Tommy. But from c!Jack Manifold’s point of view, c!Tommy causes problems, doesn’t face the consequences as bad as the rest of them do, and doesn’t feel bad about it or apologize. I just think some people should re-evaluate their stance on certain characters in regards to how they relate to c!Tommy and be more sympathetic to certain situations.

I'm gonna make some dsmp pride icons this month! If you guys want any specific ones, tell me which flag(s) I should do along with a character :D

love how its gone from SBI +Tommy to SBI +Ranboo

Small little side thing,,, did some smp member’s signatures

Edit: part 2

Tubbo really said: *passive aggressive customer service voice*

Sleepy Bois Inc.

Here’s a big dump of stuff. I love drawing these guys, and I’m going to keep doing it !

Enjoy my depressos!

Quick Warmup comic based of something that happened last night lmao

uhhh guess @wooteena followed me last night (and I was surprised by it greatly)

Here is some Techno, I’m still getting used to the new shading. BUT GUYS! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR OVER 300 FOLLOWERS IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THANK YOU AGAIN! <3

I will draw more mcyt art don’t worry, also don’t forget that my ask box is always open so feel free to suggest some art or smt if you want.

Here is a philza doodle with @catzgam3rz 's philza design. i had to draw something i absolutely adore that design its so good so ye there we go