Also me: there is no way in hell this poll should be this close. I will be passing away if my boys lose to a not-even-hinted-at pairing from UD and my vengeful spirit will be posting pissy messages about how homophobic the voting bloc of the SMG fandom is for years to come. Matt and Jess HUGGED ONCE and Matt can abandon her purposely to die. Dylan and Ryan flirted for half the game and had a heartfelt conversation about their insecurities and Dylan kept talking about and caring about Ryan throughout, like. I know Ryan said ‘maybe neither’ but we all know he’s full of shit.
I just…
How tf can anyone resist them even?! I’m so confused. Is this just people picking UD over TQ no matter what the ship is?
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Posting this rant as a non-reblarg so I can scream my confusion in the ‘latest’ tag mmkay?
Edit: tumblr decided my most shamelessly thirsty tags couldn’t be displayed so here they are because they made me laugh because I’m secretly a 13 year old boy.
More DareJones where Jess is basicaly a grumpy cat.
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Jessica -like most cats out there -would spend her days acting like she didn’t want his attention, company or his touch. Then, at 3 am, she’d break into his apartment and crawl into bed, like it was the most normal thing to do.
Now, Matt was quite aware she was entering his apartment -he could hear her from a few blocks away -but he liked this game they played. He pretended to be asleep while she kicked off her shoes and jeans, then continued to pretend as she climbed on the bed and covered his body with hers.
Only when she hid her face on his neck would he put his arms around her and say ‘I missed you’.
Sometimes she didn’t say anything back, other times she’d say she was sorry for being a bitch earlier. Other days she’d just press her lips to his neck.
But his favorite nights were when she’d say ‘I missed you too’.