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starkkawajiri · 4 months

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im feeling better and i had a brilliant brilliant genius idea scoob. (EXPLANATION BELOW)

okay class what was the author trying to say

fatui harbinger au. SHOCKED EMOJI

sub-au. an AU of an AU (marvel impact) because three things happened to cross paths in my big empty mind:

1. "man i would love an evil stephen au"

2. "man i need to draw genshin mordo"

and 3. "i love the harbingers" and when the idea lit up like a flame in my brain i exploded out of bed

this au consists of the best magic users ever being fatui harbingers (rip traveler) because evil hot and crazy sexy, instead of adding more harbingers they replace already existing ones because one two three enough fatui for me

so basically evil evil magic users au

((before moving on for ppl that do play genshin but dont know much about the fatui harbingers, there's 11 of them and they're ranked based on strength, personally i wouldnt even know how to scale them based on their powers so i didnt touch the ranks, just switched out the characters))

NOW EXPLAINING EACH OF THEM IN ORDER OF THEIR 'RANK' starting with lowkey

Loki is pretty self explanatory, he takes The Tsaritsa's place because cryo archon.... ice...god.....

i was initially planning on making loki take scaramouche's place because i found scara's "YOU'RE INTERRUPTING A CONVERSATION BETWEEN GODS......" dialogue in the sumeru quest so funny and because the idea of loki being a fake-god seemed cool, but her as the cryo archon and overall leader of the fatui was too good to put aside

IMPORTANT NOTE/EDIT: NVM YALL LMFAOOOO I DECIDED (iwas MANIPULATED /j /aimed) TO CHANGE LOKI BACK TO TAKING SCARAMOUCHE'S PLACE there's a lot more things they have in common and it sets an interesting dynamic between him and other characters in this au, including thor ("better version of him"), strange (using loki as a vessel to create a god) etc

Wong's the baddest bitch in this post theres no other explanation

im (half)joking (hes so fine) theres an explanation

it was between that and making him take Il Capitano's place, which would have been Rank 1, and he would have still ranked higher than everyone else (besides Loki) so i looked at their wikis .

The Director (Pierro) handpicked certain Harbingers, two of which being Il Dottore and La Signora (in this au, Strange and Wanda) so that was just the stars aligning for this au

Strange's gotta be even more self-explanatory than Loki's

il dottore. the doctor.

need i say more (no but i will)

i need at least 34084 aus of this man being evil idk i cant control myself

Sufian and Zandik (Dottore) already had a lot in common or parallel in the marvel impact au, both expelled students from the Akademiya, positive/negative relations with the dendro archon, man kissers, insert il dottore wiki

i want him to be scary and feared now and then, is that too much for a man to want from another man (rip eleazar patients)

clea had to be arlecchino/the knave because. because

clea in a suit primary excuse

arlecchino's cool hair secondary excuse

woman kisser back-up excuse

theres little to no explanation here i just sensed it spiritually (arlecchino is the best ily arlecchino) + the theory about arlecchino being half-hilichurl?? or something like that? because of the cool gradient on her skin, which is rlly awesome, so non-human bonus points

need more insane, cold, calculated, manipulative, insane, insane, deceiving, insane women sometimes

mordo he exists hes here save me mordo

im gonna be so fr with you guys rn

pulcinella is just there, i forget he exists often times

only mordo can fix that

after deciding on making Wong the Director, i considered making Mordo take Il Capitano's place or Pantalone's/The Regrator's, but i was really really unsure, he didn't seem to fit either of them and by making him take the Regrator's place I would be putting him in a rank that is wayy too low (9) and considering how little there is about Pulcinella (literally almost nothing), I would have a lot of creative freedom

wanda had to be one of the easiest to sort out....la signora..... alternatively "crimson witch".......? come on they forced my hand atp

im so sorry red bisexual i didnt want you to get such a low rank (8) i had no other choice

la signora is such a badass im tired of pretending shes not (+her Crimson Witch form is amazing)

consumed by grief and anguish, destroying themselves in the process? they twin

fandom theories about their resurrection? they twin

that was it i love being normal about any interest i have . ever

#the traveler is NOT making it out of snezhnaya #i love when my favorites infest literally Anything #dr strange #wong #wanda maximoff #karl mordo #clea strange #loki laufeyson #marvel #genshin impact #marvel au

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finniestoncrane · 1 year

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Finnie do you agree all Gotham rogues should have their whole body worshipped like a holy figure

yes! and i finally found the time to tell you the order in which i am going to suck off heal wounds with love and adoration (and also i did't know if you meant gotham tv show or just gotham in general so i've just gone general because honestly a lot of the ones in the tv show need a smack on the head and a time out more than worship)

riddler: absolute loser, needs someone to pet him on the head and tell him continuously what a very good boy he is, someone on their knees for him, telling him how absolutely marvellous he is, a fine specimen, the finest

two face: look i have said it before and i'll say it again but harvey deserves to have his face cradled between both my hands and told that he's a good, good handsome boy, make him feel whole instead of two parts y'know?

scarecrow: can you reverse the gremlin-ification process and turn someone back into a mogwai? anyway that's what i'm hoping to achieve here

harley: ok someone needs to start worshipping at her feet, and like yeah i'm all about that, wanna caress every inch of her but also, wanna tell her how intelligent she is, let me get you back on track babygirl

mad hatter: i'm worried about him crumbling at the slightest touch of someone, but i'm running at him and tackling his tiny body into the ground and putting a soft kiss on every bit EVERY. BIT.

bane: a controversial addition so far down the list i feel, but i think he would deny the need to be worshipped like that. he seems like a giver rather than a taker

penguin: i think oswald deserves it but i don't think he needs it. he's fine, he could have anyone hang onto his lil round body and tell him he's cute, he doesn't need me

killer croc: am i about to make my less-than-triumphant return to regular writing with the addition of waylon on my list? probably oops. but i think he needs to know how absolutely sexy he is, wanna scritch those scales!!

mr. freeze: boy needs a hug and a frozen blanket. will he let me? probably not, not if he still has nora on ice, so he's down the list here

victor zsasz: sometimes i think too much self-confidence can be a bad thing, and as much as i want to kiss all of his little tally marks and maybe even get real kinky and add some, i think it'd just make him worse

poison ivy: if i told ivy i thought she was beautiful she would say "i know" and then crush me, and i would die happily for sure, but i'd still die and i'm having fun just now so not on my agenda

#friends being friends #finnie writes #kind of...

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rikebe · 9 months

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hii if you're still accepting asks about the akihiro x bobby ship meme, could you explain in detail the trust/jealousy/etc scales? also is bobby canonically 5'4" bc 😳❤

I WISH BOBBY WAS THAT SHORT IN CANON </3 unfortunately that's just my hc bc i'm so much smarter and chaddier than all of marvel :/

BUT here's the scales!

bobby:

trust: i def see bobby as having a bit of a cynical streak, so i think he takes a while to warm up to trusting. he has a way of internalizing shit and overthinking and is very neurotic, and i think he can absolutely overthink himself into mistrusting his partner on a wrong day even if he knows he's being irrational :(

jealousy: pretty much the same thing, plus i think growing up as the baby-faced dweeby kid of the x-men doesn't really give you a huge amount of self-confidence. i think he can really struggle w seeing himself as like, hot enough or good enough and project that on other people through jealousy, especially if he has such an objectively sexy partner as akihiro. again i think this is something where he'd KNOW he's being unreasonable but he can't help feeling that way

horny: LISTEN. YES he dresses like the assistant manager of a gamestop. YES he's a boring account. but i know. when i look into that unassuming, boring little face of him i know he's a horndog. if he wasn't he wouldn't have fucking bothered with the little song and dance akihiro and him have, because let's be real, akihiro's a pretty big shithead to him consistently and still bobby's like teehee! let's waltz! teehee! oh no let me kiss that death seed away teehee! that's classic horny for villain behavior. you can't hide behind those cargo shorts, bobby drake. i know what you are.

clingy: to me he's a pretty big relationship guy and is really attached to his partner, which is great if you're on mutual terms but i think can come off as pretty clingy if the other guy's looking for something a little more casual lol. def the type to keep texting a few times after getting ghosted before he gets the hint. oops

akihiro:

trust: BIG HUGE MAJOR trust issues. this guy spent his entire adult life seeing interpersonal relationships as entirely transactional and only started getting into this "unconditional love and trust" shit like five years ago. it's a learning curve. he's the guy in a sitcom who thinks their partner is cheating and starts stalking them

jealousy: see trust. same thing. if some guy is talking to bobby at a bar akihiro WILL stand menacingly close by and then be really annoying about mentioning that thats his BOYFRIEND and they're DATING. the guy asked bobby for the time

horny: controversial BUT: i don't think akihiro is very horny. he's been shown since his first appearance to be very liberal about sex, but in almost all instances these interactions are about control and power. akihiro uses his inherent appeal and other people's attraction to him to get what he wants in his never-ending ploy for power and evil-doing. to him, sex is transactional, it's just something he does just like he lies and pretends to be something he's not. ive seen some interpretations of him as asexual, which i think is really interesting and cool and a great take! i don't know where exactly on that spectrum i see him, i think he does enjoy sex but it would be a really different thing for him to sleep with someone he actually cares about, to the point where i could see it causing whiplash when he's being shy about it all of a sudden :')

clingy: i put him pretty high on the "needs attention" scale which i explained in another post, but i don't really see him being all that clingy. i think i might have coloured it in a little high here even since i think it's a hard thing to define, but basically i think that IN a relationship he would be a little clingy and want to be around his partner a lot, once he gets to a point where he can comfortably express those feelings, but he would never run after someone or try to cling to a partner that's dumped him. he thinks too highly of himself to debase himself by showing that he cares about another human being. this is about SAVING FACE, damn it

#i love talking about these two so much you guys. its so much fun #darkice #bobby drake #daken akihiro

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tarak-manspread · 3 months

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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10

BEHOLD!!!! One of my all time favorite images of Tarak… or anyone, really. That is none other than Kart between his legs, the son of Rajamouli, and the honored recipient of Tarak’s legendary, coveted, warm cozy THIGH HUG! I’ve never been more jealous of a human being in my life.

I love to see guys being dudes. It really is marvelous, isn’t it? The chill vibes, the playful intimacy, the tenderness, the looming play-fight that I just know could break out any second. This manspread is equal parts goofy and sincere, comforting and threatening, adorable and sexy. And so natural! This isn’t performed or posed in the way that I generally prefer, but I have to admire it! It is organic, genuine, enviable! It evokes strong emotions! I think that’s more important than any one line item on the manspread rubric.

FINAL VERDICT: 9/10

#jr ntr #ntr jr #tarak #tarak manspread rating and review #manspread: top tier #S.S.Karthikeya

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ppoppokari · 5 months

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❤️‍🔥...written ship...❤️‍🔥

@november-solarstorms

hey there! here is a ship coming in hot, thank you so much for requesting xx

also i’ve said this before but to everyone who requests with such a detailed description- you are so sexy for making my job that little bit easier

~ marvel's spiderverse~ hobie brown❤️‍🔥

Now, getting this ship done was such a challenge. You provided me with such an in-depth description which resulted in so much indecisiveness but yes, since you are currently seeing this ship, you would know that I ship you with our favourite Brit Hobie Brown. I was so tempted to ship you with Gwen however, it felt like too much of a good thing, you were both a bit too similar and since that was the case, I just had to go with Hobie. There is something so intriguing about you, despite being an open book there is this sense of mystery that lingers, and while I remain completely baffled Hobie will just get it. His love of the unorthodox leads him straight to you, and once he finds his thoughts lingering on every small thing you do, he will make his attraction known. He’s a no bullshit type of guy when it comes to his feelings, he acknowledges them and will gladly express his undying love. In this case it was his persistent admiration that slowly morphed into something deeper, his attraction to you was off the charts but he remained grounded in the fact that his heart was beating in a way it hadn’t before.

It's obvious that he has fallen in love with your dancer posture and your physical traits but what he adores the most is the girl hidden beneath all of that. The girl who is as introverted as she is extroverted, you literally take the introvert stereotype and add a good helping of spice to the mix. And it’s important to mention that he for sure could see right through your resting judgemental bitch face considering he also possesses a variant of that bitch face, which leads to the fact that he is fully content with the idea of neither of you trying to change that. You both experience this sense of self-acceptance which ultimately leads to the conclusion that you love each other because you dish honesty out to each other and anyone else who happens to be within a 5 foot radius.

This may seem like a very loud and rambunctious relationship but there is just something that grounds the two of you, it’s actually a lot more loving and wholesome than you both let on even if your love language is an even split between flirty retorts and insults. The insults that come from him are laced in the gentlest forms of love, which becomes more apparent when you take into consideration just how much he swoons over all your hobbies and interests. Don’t get him wrong he doesn't have a fascination with your hobbies (at least not all of them) but they get way more attractive when you do them. He wouldn’t bat an eye if he saw Miles scale a building but man if he sees you rock climbing, he would respectfully be on his knees.

Another thing that Hobie prides himself over is the fact that he understands you so well, which is quite amazing considering you both have completely different ways of expressing yourselves. Part of this comes from the fact that Hobie follows his instinct, so while you don’t empathise openly with others Hobie has enough instinct to know that you have some semblance of care for him.

I will leave this ship on the note that there really isn’t anything that can be said, it just is, the fact that you and Hobie complete each other in such a rare way seems out of the ordinary and it is. As you spend time with your punkish boyfriend you marvel at how extraordinary he really is.

#marvel ships #marvel matchups #spiderverse ships #spiderverse matchups #spooktober halloween ships #seeing red edition #grunge red comic aesthetic

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oliveroctavius · 2 years

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Which spider-man/marvel characters do you love to hate or just plain LOATHE in general?

Mostly stickin' with early comic Spidey, as what I know best. On a scale of love to loathe:

Peter Parker - a terrible friend and insufferable human being. But you can't hate him more than the world already does because karma is real (but only bad karma) (and only for him). No matter what he deserves, he'll always get worse while trying to become better.

JJJ (early silver age) - Yeah, yeah, secret heart of gold and all, but I love when he's just a clueless selfish capitalist who causes problems via shortsightedness then sits pouting in the mess he's made, baffled that his heart of gold didn't prevent this.

That nazi scientist who got himself eaten by a swarm of killer bees and is just an evil swarm of bees now - self explanatory.

Kingpin (bronze age and USM)/Tombstone (TSSM) - I'm cool with villain-wins nihilism when it's making a point about the futility of individual action against institutional evil.

Roxxon Corporation - see above except they're not even a person who can be sexy about it.

Bart Hamilton, Dr. Faustus, Dr. Kafka (TASM2) - I wish all predatory psychiatrists a very Get Punched In the Face By Spider-Man.

Norman Osborn - via fruitcakegoblin: "Hating Norman used to be a fun "oh you!" sort of thing because he was written to be hateable but now that Marvel's been woobifying him he just genuinely makes me mad." It's fun when readers, writers, and characters all agree on how much he sucks though. Which they usually do. Norman has a unique talent for making everyone in radius want to throttle him.

and in our top spot: Professor Miles Warren, aka the Jackal.

YOU. Cloning doesn't WORK LIKE THAT and I refuse to suspend disbelief because screw you. I hate the skeevy predatory overtones to the Gwen fixation. Horrible cowardly gene-obsessed copycat creepazoid buck-naked green goblin knockoff bastard. Your villain persona doesn't even look like a jackal and you should feel bad.

#anon #thank you for the random asks I like talking to myself as unqualified as my opinions may be #olivertxt #comics #the jackal

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witchthewriter · 2 years

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hiii! those notifications about your shipp games made me want to try it to (if thats okay for you)!

my level is 3

fandoms: marvel, the umbrella academy and peaky blinders

about me: i am a woman, she/her, bi and a brazillian in usa. i am smart, straight As kinda of girls(i really not doing this to brag, but that is basically my personality -hello anxiety- so...), studying journalism. 80% of what came out of my mouth are jokes (10% of them makes someone laugh because i am terrible at it), always laughing even in moments we're i shouldnt. i am short, kinda stubborn, like reading and a big fan of my queen taylor swift. i cant think of anything more to say so...

thank uu, l am in love with your new fase in this hellsite :))

Want one? Here be the rules 🦋

This girlie right here is my absolute gorgeous friend. I want everyone to follow her, she is so sweet! Thank you my love for being so supportive!

What each ship has in common:

⋆ Somewhat stoic ⋆ Determined ⋆ Passionate ⋆ Intelligent ⋆ Intimidating

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Marc Spector from Moon Knight! (I really really hope you’ve seen the show but if not I’ll give a quick lil rundown without any spoilers!!) okay so this man right here ... whew ... he is so sexy. It’s like the creators scoured this hellsite to see what we love and then made Marc. He’s intimidating, bold, very very much daddy, takes charge, knows what to do etc.

You two work because you give him a reprieve with your lightheartedness. He needs someone in his life to balance the scales. He is all this doom and gloom, then you come in and cheer him up.

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・He likes his head scratched; very big fan of scalp massages and gentle hair strokes

・Will make sure your car is always serviced, and has a full tank. He fixes lightbulbs, kills spiders and makes you feel safe.

・I can see you singing ‘Gimme Gimme Gimme A Man After Midnight’ by ABBA. And he’s a total mess, blushing and laughing. Especially if you’re up dancing as well

・Is so so so protective of you! At times you have to tell him to calm down and you can take care of yourself

・Likes to watch you sleep - not in a weird way, you just look so peaceful

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Your hands - he loves holding them, kissing them. He loves it when you hold his face in your hands too

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

Natasha Romanoff. You two get along really well, just like with Marc, she enjoys your jokes.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Diego Hargreeves! He has a lot of walls up and likes to shield himself from emotions. Doesn’t like to let others know they’ve gotten to him. I think you guys would bond over something like the pressures of exceeding expectations.

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Yes Diego has his siblings, and he does love them ... although he would never admit it. But it was like he had never experienced love until he met you. A fire formed in the pit of his stomach since meeting you;

・He will always, always defend you. He’s literally like ... ‘befriend defend,’ and will always throw hands if someone even slightly insults you

・He’s like a puppy, the way his eyes follow you wherever you go. Klaus teases him about it all the time

・Very, very grumpy. And you tease him about that. Getting him to smile is the best feeling in the world. Not many people can do it

・He shows how much he loves you by doing acts of service; getting your favourite meals, chocolate, sweets, making dinner etc

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Your kindness and love towards him. He absolutely adores you and would spend the rest of his life with you, if you agreed.

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

Five; I think you guys would have really deep, interesting conversations that blow the others’ minds.

𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Ada Shelby! I think you two would be like two peas in a pod. It would be a comfortable and easy going relationship. You wouldn’t be pushed beyond your limits or made to feel uncomfortable. She would always look after you.

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Probably met at the library, since you would go there to study a lot. She notices and recommends/helps you find books.

・You were surprised to find out she was a Shelby. It did intimidate you a bit at first, but it didn’t stop you from seeing her.

・Kinda like a mini book club, with just the two of you. But it was just an excuse for her to invite you over to her house

・She likes to gift you books and write you little notes in the margins.

・Leaning your forehead against each other

・Not telling you a lot about the business at first, because even she doesn’t like being a part of it.

・Taking you to the movies, and literally saying no one else is allowed in, ‘under the order of the peaky blinders.’

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Your passion. She finds it so invigorating how much you care, how much you want and desire. She isn’t used to it.

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

I reckon you would be great friends with Esme; she would be such an interesting person to get to know.

#ship #ship game #let me ship you

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britesparc · 3 months

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Weekend Top Ten #619

Top Ten Things That Might Happen in 2024

January is always the time I do kind of “year-end” style lists about the year just gone and the year that we’re all getting used to. After my mini review of 2023 last week, now I’m turning my gaze to the horizon and thinking about all the exciting-seeming things that I’m going to end up being disappointed by in 2024.

I think these lists used to be a little bit easier as there were huge “things” hanging over the horizon – an Avengers, a Halo, a bunch of comics – but whether it’s just fatigue, time, or my interests narrowing a little bit, I tend to be happier to wait and see. This is also because a lot of the things I really end up loving are ones that kind of come out of nowhere – Everything Everywhere All at Once, Only Murders in the Building, Driver’s Licence – and I couldn’t have predicted how much I’d fall for them beforehand. The big franchises tend to rumble on and I love them to bits – well, the MCU at least – but I’m happy just taking them as they come.

Despite all that, there are quite a lot of things that I’m excited about this year. I’ve tried not to just say “everything that’s on Game Pass” or whatever, and look in the nooks and crannies for things that really seem like they’re going to be incredibly cool. I remain, of course, a basic bitch; there’s Marvel stuff on here, Xbox games, a bunch of movies… same stuff as always. But it looks cool!

Anyway, that’s enough for now. Here we go, gazing into my Palantir of futureness to see what there is to see. Catch you on the flipside!

I’m Seeing Hamilton!: I’m a very big fan of the musical Hamilton, which I’ve only ever see on Disney+, and listened extensively to its soundtrack. So I’m obviously incredibly excited by the fact that next month I’m going to see the show here in Manchester. It’s going to be weird hearing the songs sung by people other than the famous Broadway cast, but I can’t wait to actually see it live and for real.

Great Films Set in Deserts: the two biggest films of the year to me are Dune: Part Two and Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, follow-ups to two of my favourite films from their respective years. Dune I adored as a huge-screen epic adaptation on the scale of The Lord of the Rings – and in its own way just as earnest and successful an adaptation. The second half of the book is when things really kick off so I’m expecting some audacious IMAX action and Josh Brolin playing a baliset. And then Furiosa, the gonzo prequel to Fury Road, starring Anya Taylor-Joy as a young Charlize Theron, and an almost unrecognisable Chris Hemsworth. Fury Road is a landmark, stunning achievement in action cinema, so whatever George Miller wants to do in that world is of tremendous interest. And, yes, both these awesome films are set primarily in the desert. Who’d have thunk?

Doctor Who Continues to Return: pretty much my favourite thing about 2023 was the return to form of Doctor Who, one of my favourite shows which I felt had gone off the boil a wee bit. Ncuti Gatwa has already impressed in the Christmas special episode, and now we get to see a full season, with nice, enjoyable arcs and mysteries and weirdness. Russell T. Davies’ social conscience continues to ensure Who remains a terrifically progressive, forward-thinking show, which is also very nice; and we might even get some sexy spin-offs too.

Deadpool 3, aka The MCU’s Year Off: the MCU took a bit of a kicking last year; partly at the box office but especially from critics OD’ing on schadenfreude. This year is almost a bit of a reset, as the various strikes of ’23 have pushed back almost everything that was due out in the next twelve months. As such we have one film to look forward to, but what a doozy: Deadpool’s MCU debut, the first R-rated movie in the canon, with Hugh Jackman back as Wolverine to boot. And it appears it might be making fun of the entire Fox buyout and the end of their X-Men universe. True, there will be some shows – Echo, Agatha, maybe Daredevil – but it does feel like a chance for the studio to exhale, take stock, and kick everything down again in 2025. And Deadpool 3 could be utterly fantastic.

The Rohirrim Ride Once More: I’ve already mentioned the Lord of the Rings movies in this list, and here they are again. Basically, I think they’re the best movie trilogy of all time, the best literary adaptation of all time, and in general are just flippin’ fantastic. So I’m beyond excited for The War of the Rohirrim, an animated prequel focusing on my beloved pseudo-Celtic horse lords. Brian Cox is playing Helm Hammerhand, the visuals are based on Peter Jackson’s trilogy, and Miranda Otto narrates the whole thing as Eowyn. The Ride of the Rohirrim scene in The Return of the King is a stunning piece of cinema I rewatch time and again; I hope this can be just one-tenth as good.

Spider-Man Gets Hitched (Again): I don’t often talk about comics on here anymore as I’m not going into comic shops that regularly, so I just feel a bit out of the industry, so to speak. But this year we do get a new comic about Spider-Man that touches on one of my favourite aspects of the character: his married life. Ultimate Spider-Man – which launched this week but which I have yet to read – is a whole new universe and new take on the character; but as I do really like it when he’s a bit older, married to MJ, and has a kid, it’s definitely right up my street.

Great Games Incoming: last year I think I was most excited about Starfield, even if maybe it didn’t quite live up to expectations (I still really like it though!). This year I don’t think there’s one “big” game that’s frothing me up; but all the same, there’s a lot on it’s way. Next week, for instance, we’re going to see more of Hellblade 2, Avowed, and Indiana Jones just for starters; and personally I can’t wait for Ara: History Untold, Xbox’s Civ-a-like. And that’s before all the weird and quirky games that just look damn cool: Plucky Squire, for instance, and hopefully Lightyear Frontier, the Stardew-meets-Transformers game that was delayed from ’23. Despite having more than enough to play already, I think 2024 is going to drip-feed a steady stream of excellent games throughout the year.

…And a Whole New Console (Probably): the games are exciting enough, but it looks almost certain that we’re going to get a sexy new console too. The Switch 2 (Super Switch? Switch U? Switcheroo?) is probably coming out in 2024; I doubt I’ll be getting one right away, but it’s always incredibly exciting to finally see what Nintendo have up their sleeves. I imagine a refined, sexier, more umph-y Switch; how it lands price-wise and with issues regarding backwards compatibility really determines how crazy it’s going to make me. And on the subject of hardware, we may be getting a cool new Xbox controller, with haptic triggers and all sorts; that’s Christmas 2024 sorted, then.

A Good Year for Star Wars: I’ve gone a bit lukewarm on Star Wars recently; although it’s been in the news this week with the announcement of The Mandalorian and Grogu movie and it’s really made me want to catch up with the series I missed. Anyway, 2024 is a big year for the franchise; presumably we’re going to get at least one film finally in production, and on TV we should have (I believe) the second season of Andor and Skeleton Crew, the intriguing Jude-Law-is-a-Jedi-mentor-to-a-bunch-of-kids thingie. If that wasn’t enough, Ubisoft’s Star Wars: Outlaws looks like a bit of wish fulfilment in game form, and we’re getting an amazing-looking remaster of one of the best games in a galaxy far, far away, Dark Forces. More did you spake?

Transformers, at Last: I finally started reading Transformers by Daniel Warren Johnson, the new iteration of the franchise published by Skybound and Image. As it’s only three issues old, I’m really intrigued to see how its story plays out this year; its interesting tweaks on the old G1 Sunbow/Marvel storyline have enough contemporary wrinkles and the artwork is excellent. Yes, obviously, it’s nowhere near as good as the highs of IDW; but, really, we’re looking back nearly ten years to those fascinating stories. This is an intriguing start and I wanna see where it goes.

#top ten #movies #games #books #2024 #2024 preview #things that might happen in 2024 #dune #hamilton #star wars #transformers

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His cheeks flush and it’s much easier to see on the normal looking skin on his face.

“Thanks, doll,” he says quietly, his smile almost wistful, because even after all this time, he still doesn’t believe her.

“I have always wanted these,” he says to change the subject as he marvels at the various tattoos along his arms.

He lifts his shirt off to reveal that’s he’s essentially covered in them. She might notice one of her drawings of Binx on his side just above his hip, though it’s been scaled down. Sora’s name is also written in script across his left shoulder.

- 🔥

“I am jealous of the sleeves, I’m not gonna lie,” I say, smiling wide as I run my hands along his body, exploring each tattoo. “And they all contribute to the fact that you’re sexy as fuck,” I add when I see his torso. “Holy shit, this would cost a fucking mint.”

I start feeling a little emotional when I see my drawing of Binx and I very nearly burst into tears when I notice our son’s name, which I trace with my index finger. My eyes get watery and I clear my throat before looking away.

“If you don’t wanna believe me when I tell you that you’re hot, just wait until all the ladies see you,” I scoff. “They were too blind to notice before, but I’m sure they will now.” My sad smile falters slightly.

#dabi 🔥

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ao3feed-sambucky · 1 year

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Cryptid Cohabitation 101

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/43153032

by FlamingoQueen

“Someone,” Strange says, “is selling cryptid components.” He pauses, and Sam could swear he’s looking at Bucky. “And making a killing doing it. Literally.”

“Cryptid components?” Natasha asks, leaning forward. “What are those in the context of this mission?”

Strange shifts his eyes from Bucky to Natasha. “Nascent fishkin scales—” he starts.

“Fishstick what, now?” Stark interrupts.

“You would know them as merfolk,” Strange continues, “vampire teeth, chupacabras claws, cockatrice spurs, phoenix feathers, sasquatch fur.” He makes a dismissive motion with one hand. “The list is long and the specifics are immaterial.”

(Or: Bucky and Sam go undercover as a married couple on a mission to break up a poaching ring that’s attacking cryptids. It’s a great opportunity to learn about the magical community and explore their human-selkie relationship… but can they stand (and protect) their neighbors?)

Words: 3610, Chapters: 1/30, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of The Ancient Art of Selkies

Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Peter Parker, Stephen Strange (Cameo)

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov

Additional Tags: Implied sexy times, discussions of the fisherman's wife concept, Selkie Bucky Barnes, Fake Marriage (or is it fake?), Undercover as a Couple, HYDRA-based poaching ring, Cryptids, magical village, Small Towns, Mythical Beings & Creatures, Peter Parker discovering his powers

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/43153032

#Bucky #Captain America #Winter Soldier #Sam Wilson #James Barnes #Falcon #SamBucky #BuckySam #IFTTT

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tinynebula · 4 years

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on one hand i find incredibly hilarious how men piss themselves enraged every time a female director makes something that's not specifically appealing for their interests, on the other hand it terrifies me on my future as a filmmaker because idk if i'll be able to put up with so much targeted sexism and aggression....

#or worse the antisemitism yikes #like it's so funny how men think they're right when they say captain marvel is bad because woman not sexie #but also.... i want to make stories about women that are absolutely not a male fantasy on the contrary #i want to make female power fantasies #and i Know that will make the incels big mad #which is pathetic and hilarious #but also #potencial ciberbullying of gigantic scale #idk

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elliehase-blog · 2 years

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Are we gonna do this or what?

“What happened?”

Janus looks disparagingly at the ridiculous paper hat with the inscription ‘Dunce’. He crosses his arms in front of his chest, already knowing that he will not like the answer.

“Teach punished me for being a bad boy.”

Remus shows him a wide and reckless grin, looking actually proud of that incident. He probably is.

“So Logan gained the upper hand?” Janus asks just to be sure, teeth-gnashingly.

That didn’t go according to plan. He had sent the Duke for a reason. No one could create chaos better than him. The perfect trigger. Janus knows that, relied on it. But they failed. Again.

“We have lost a battle, not the war.” Remus shrugs his shoulders, carelessly, as if this all is not a great kick in the ass.

Janus stares at him and feels his left eyelid begin to twitch angrily. He hates it when everything goes wrong and there is no one to threaten, blackmail or blow up for it. He can’t cope with that.

“It’s not that bad, Jan,” he still insists. “I gave him a hard time, you know. Bear-trap, nails in his cornflakes, a zombie in the closet... I even sang pathetically.”

When Remus says such crazy things, they always sound like they actually make sense. It’s a talent.

“Common, let me show you.” He came closer, one hand already on his shoulder.

“Remus, buddy, yet is not the time for-”

Before Janus even starts to realize what’s happening, he finds himself on a stool with a butt rubbing his lap, dangerously close to his best piece.

“...”

Remus smirks, revealing a shark-like grin. He looks a bit sexy, but only a little, and Janus is too frustrated to acknowledge that. Hidden somewhere behind shapeless clothes and puffed sleeves from the designer hell, a ridiculous moustache and centimeter-thick makeup, Remus actually has a pretty face with finely cut features and puppy eyes. Rarely does anyone get to see that, because Remus doesn’t necessarily peddle it around.

“What are you doing?” Janus hisses, sounding like a snake ready to bite.

Undeterred, Remus continues. “Giving you an example how I drove Logan crazy.”

Janus closes his eyes and exhales audibly.

“Don’t tell me...”

“Not exactly like this, but I think you get the point.” Remus turns his head in Janus’s direction and laughs. He can feel his breath gently vibrating on his scales. “And you’re hot when you’re angry.”

“No! I’m angry when I’m angry.”

That’s a lie. Or something in between.

Only Remus ever dares to call him ‘hot’ and means it, which is perhaps down to the fact that he has a twisted taste, anyway. What person with sanity and reason would find a snake face attractive?

“Get off my lap or I’ll kill you.”

“You don’t.”

“Want to bet?”

Needless to say, that Remus stays where he is. He even has the audacity to lean back and rest on Janus’s chest. This sneaky rat!

Sometimes Janus wishes that Remus wasn’t so indifferent to death threats.

“Fine,” he says and wraps his arms around him like a boa around its prey. Tight and deadly. But not as deadly to honestly harm him, though.

For a couple of seconds they remain in silence, marvellous silence, which is so damn atypical for Remus that it should worry Janus. It doesn’t, however. Janus can feel Remus’s chest gently moving with a regular breath. It’s soothing. Somehow the annoying bastard always manages to calm him down in a strange way. Janus should be concerned.

“He’s almost back, Jan. I could see the orange glim in his eyes,” Remus whispers, sounding more sincere than one would ever expect from him.

“Hm,” huffs Janus, vaguely, loosening his grip a bit. Excitement and fear suddenly fighting in his chest. Well, that’s what they hoped for. Right?

The orange side has always been somewhat uncontrollable, though. Not uncontrollable in a way like Virgil, who had unexpectedly abandoned Janus for becoming one of the good guys. Ugh.

Before Janus can think about how uncontrollable and impulsive Remus is, he already starts to bounce from one buttock to the other.

“What now?”

“I’m bored,” Remus complains.

Even though he could have freed himself from Janus’s grip long ago, he still sits on his lap, inexplicably. Well, Remus has a lot of little things about him that defy any explanation. That’s a given. On top of that, he is terribly annoying. But at least he would never betray Janus, never let him down.

“We should do something,” Remus adds impatiently.

What Janus likes about that addition is the small word ‘we’.

“You still have to demonstrate me how Logan lectured you.” Janus clears his throat. “Are we gonna do that or what?”

There's silence again. Then a strange mixture of an unreadable and mischievous grin slowly begins to spread on Remus’s face. “Okay.”

There is not much room in Janus’s life and in his thoughts. Not for other things except crazy plans and this web of deceit. Around Remus, however, there’s sometimes silence, elusive but undeniably marvellous.

#sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #sanders sides fic #demus #dukeceit #janus sanders #remus sanders #date with disaster #working through intrusive thoughts

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glimmerglanger · 3 years

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Hey there! Hopefully it’s an OK time to make a request! I truly love your Alpha17/Obi fic, “Just Right”!

Hoping that a prompt of Alpha 17 finally making it to the Negotiator and pretty much stalking Obi and courting Obi in a very gentle and patient un-Alpha 17 way ends with some sexy and soft love making?

Anything will do! I just love this trope and the story you’ve created has been on my mind since it was published!

🥰😍🥰😍

Oooooooh! Well, I couldn’t quite do all the courting (that probably would have gotten longer than the original fic) but! I did do a little bit about the next time they run into each other! Thanks for the request! I have a few more in my inbox that I’m working on, as well!

This is VERY SPICY. SO SPICY. NOT SAFE FOR WIZARDS. Feat: intercrural and bjs and Feelings that 17 wishes he weren’t having.

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17 felt jittery in his skin from the time he heard that the Negotiator was going to make a stop on Kamino. It was an...unusual feeling, and one he found he disliked immensely. He tried to burn it away sparring with his brothers and, when that failed to work, he grabbed a group of shinies and led them on a run around one of the longer loops on the city.

After the third such loop, he still felt itchy along his bones and gave it up for a loss, retreating to his quarters and the quiet of his fresher.

He’d received a few messages from Kenobi since they’d last worked together. They’d been the usual sort of thing. He’d kept track of mission reports coming out of the Third System Army, too, making sure they routed through to him and reading over the lines of text.

He scrubbed a hand back over his short hair. He’d wanted Kenobi to come to Kamino, wanted an excuse to go back into the field. He hadn’t expected this strange twisting in his gut when he finally got what he’d been hoping for.

That did nothing to diminish the feeling.

He blew out a breath. Kenobi was still a day away, but 17 could imagine him well enough, picture his flashing eyes and that pleased little smile of his. He recalled - their memories were, after all, perfect - the stretch of bare skin and the tight, wet, marvelous heat around his cock.

He’d imagined it all, often, while touching himself in his bunk.

His own hand didn’t come even close to comparing. But it was what he had. What he’d had, anyway, but Kenobi was coming to Kamino…

17 frowned around his bunk and wondered how one went about asking for a repeat of the three days they’d spent in transit, fucking on every available surface.

Kenobi walked into the city with his cloak damp and sodden across his shoulders and a grin on his face. He nodded a greeting at 17 and fell into a conversation with Master Ti, and 17 tried not to think about how easy it had been to capture both of Kenobi’s wrists in one hand, pressing them down against the floor and sliding into his body, impossibly, and--

Kenobi glanced his way, an eyebrow raising, and 17 met his gaze evenly, shrugging with one shoulder. He’d made no secret of how much he’d enjoyed their activities. It would be pointless to try to pretend he hadn’t thought about it. Often.

Still, he knew how to be professional. He set the thoughts aside and focused on the discussion.

17 managed not to dwell too much on what they’d done throughout the day, but that didn’t stop him from steering Kenobi back to his quarters when evening finally arrived.

His quarters were built larger than most places in the city. The ceilings were tall enough to allow him to stand easily and the bed actually fit his proportions; it would swallow Kenobi, make him look so small, sprawled across it. Compared to the cabins on the cruisers, his room must have seemed huge.

Kenobi looked around, nodded, and said, “Certainly to scale, I have to--”

And then 17 backed him against the wall, slid a hand against his shoulder, and curled down enough to kiss him.

Kenobi moaned against his mouth, shifting from a conversation into the kiss easily, like switching gears on a speeder. He tasted good, mouth hot and sweet, his hands sliding up over 17’s armor, and 17 had taken him against a wall, held him up so easily - Kenobi barely weighed anything - and encouraged Kenobi to curl legs against his waist, because they wouldn’t fit all the way around 17 and--

“How do you feel,” 17 panted out, drawing away just enough to speak, “about a good hard fuck?”

Kenobi rasped out a sound, hair still a little damp from the rains outside, and said, “Oh, I’d quite enjoy that, but, hm, our options are somewhat more limited, this time.”

17 frowned, keeping Kenobi tucked against the wall; it was easy, blocking him in, and satisfying on some deep level. “Why’s that?”

“Well,” Kenobi said, clever fingers sliding along his armor, undoing latches, so he must still have been interested. “It’s been nearly two months since last I’ve seen you.”

“So?” 17 asked, not following, as Kenobi floated his chest plate somewhere across the room and placed it down quietly. He wanted to get his own hands on Kenobi, start taking off his robes, but once he started doing that, well…

Following the train of this conversation would grow harder.

“So, I’ve spent two months around all the men in the 212th,” Kenobi said, dry, and for a moment that made no sense as an explanation, until it did. Kenobi had explained, during one of the periods where they’d both needed a rest, how his people’s reproductive systems worked.

After two months, his reproductive organs would be perfectly compatible with all the men in the 212th. There was no way he’d be able to take 17. Not safely. 17 frowned, something twisting fast and hot and unpleasant in his gut at that thought, wondering if any of them realized. If they’d like the thought as much as he’d liked it, when Kenobi fitted him just right.

“Oh,” 17 said, drawing back, setting aside the flash of unknown emotion and a deeper sense of disappointment. Kenobi had been the only person he could--

“But I’m sure there are other options we can explore,” Kenobi said, following him, an arm sliding over his shoulders. “Unless you’re not interested?”

17 considered it. His disappointment almost had him shaking his head, sending Kenobi to his own bunk. But… they’d enjoyed themselves plenty, last time, and not just when he’d slid into the sweet embrace of Kenobi’s body.

And he didn’t want Kenobi to run off.

He frowned and asked, “What do you have in mind?”

Kenobi grinned, pulled himself up to take a kiss, and said, “Come here, let me show you.”

Kenobi positively got lost in the middle of 17’s mattress, just like 17 had known he would. He looked small - smaller than usual, even - spread out across the sheets, bare skin all on display, covered in freckles and scars.

17’s cock ached, a solid throb of need between his legs as he stroked himself with the lube Kenobi had pressed into his hands. Kenobi had told him to get very slick before rolling onto his stomach, 17’s pillow shoved under his hips.

“You’re sure this is what we should do?” 17 asked, hearing the doubt in his own voice.

Kenobi glanced over his shoulder - kriffing hell, the way he looked - and flashed a smile. “I think you’ll quite enjoy it,” he said, “just give it a try.”

17 grunted, but, in truth, he felt utterly incapable of refusing Kenobi when he was all stretched out, back bowing from the pillow under his hips, the insides of his thighs slick and shiny with lube.

“Come here,” Kenobi coaxed, shifting his ass back and forth, and, well. 17 wasn’t going to say no to that. He slid forward, hands moving over warm, perfect skin, knees making the bed dip, tilting Kenobi back towards him.

It was so easy to blanket him. 17 could cover him completely, and had, before, on a battlefield to shield him from shrapnel. But there were no explosions in his quarters. Just slick, warm skin as he sank down over Kenobi, cock brushing over the curve of his ass.

Kenobi hummed, tilting his hips back further, and 17’s cock slid forward, easy, between his legs.

“There you go,” Kenobi murmured, pressing his strong thighs closer together and - oh - the pressure felt good, good enough that 17 rocked his hips forward, cock sliding on slick skin, feeling all the lean muscles in Kenobi’s thighs and--

And the hot, wet slide of him, of the place where 17 could no longer fit, and he groaned, frustration and want all tangled together.

“You feel so good,” he rasped out, hips dragging back and pushing forward again, feeling the head of his cock just catch at - at the edge of Kenobi’s body and oh he wanted, but he could only drag the top of his cock along, sliding between the tight pressure of his thighs, muscles flexing against him and--

He dropped to his elbows, his arms long enough to still hold him up off of Kenobi’s back. He could look down, across Kenobi’s bright hair and the bunch of muscles in his shoulders. He could see Kenobi’s hands, clenched in the blankets as 17 moved between his legs, lube making the glide easy, friction building up the heat between them, Kenobi’s ass hard and firm against his hips each time he pushed forward.

He could remember taking Kenobi like this. Force, he’d remembered taking Kenobi like this, so many times, cock sliding in instead of forward, he’d be so tight, so wet, so hot, and--

17’s orgasm caught him by surprise and he groaned, head dropping forward as his cock jerked between Kenobi’s thighs. He shifted his hips back, unthinking, wanting the come all over skin, not his pillow and sheets.

“See,” Kenobi started, tilting to look over his shoulder, “I--oh!”

He looked gratifyingly startled when 17 pushed onto an arm, grabbed his hip, and flipped him onto his back. His chest was flushed - but only a little - and his cock stretched up towards his stomach, still hard.

17 could fix that. Wanted to fix that, so badly it made his jaw ache.

He shifted around, put a hand on Kenobi’s chest to keep him still, and bulled his way between Kenobi’s legs, curving over.

He tasted his own come, when he licked over Kenobi’s cock, sliding his lips down over heated skin. His come was everywhere, there always seemed to be so much of it when they did things together. It streaked over Kenobi’s thighs and--

And 17 couldn’t help but bringing his other hand up, sliding over skin, between Kenobi’s legs and - kriffing hell - it was there, too. He groaned, helplessly, and Kenobi echoed the sound, fingers scrambling at 17’s hair as he rubbed two fingers through the slick smear of his own come.

Kenobi cried out, all thick with pleasure, when 17 slid those two fingers over him, and then, with a renewed throb of want, into him.

Kenobi felt so tight around his fingers, hot and wet and squeezing. He knew how thick his fingers were, wondered if they were just about all Kenobi could take in his present state, and the thought made something in his spine go all white hot.

He bobbed his head, sucking as he moved his hand, curling his fingers while Kenobi’s legs curled up around his shoulders, while Kenobi gasped and tried fruitlessly to squirm under him, the sounds escaping his throat getting thicker and louder and--

17 swallowed when Kenobi gave it up for him, smiling at the feel of Kenobi’s body squeezing around his fingers, clenching in waves. He slid his fingers back and out, giving a last suck, after a long moment, and Kenobi gasped his name.

He looked...dazed and relaxed, sprawled on the bed, uncomplaining about 17’s hand on his chest, his heartbeat translating up into 17’s fingers. He looked...soft. And peaceful. And 17 felt, again, the way he had on their trip, that he’d very much like to keep Kenobi looking that way all the time.

He shivered at the thought, shook his head, and said, “You’re right, that was a good idea.” He cleared his throat, and, before Kenobi could start gloating, pulled both of Kenobi’s legs up, over one of his shoulders, and went on, “Do you think it would work like this, too?”

#glimmer replies #ask me anything #spicy #SO SPICY #not safe for wizards #follow up to Just Right #alpha x obi-wan #obi17

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Day 103: Climb

"Climb, you prat!" Ron screamed from below him.

And if Harry wasn't so out of breath from trying to scale the rock climbing wall he would have shouted something equally rude, and perhaps if his hands hadn't been so busy grasping and holding on as he reached for the nearest hand hold, he would have shot him a rude gesture as well.

He heard Draco laugh next to him but he forced himself not to look and to use his energy to continue racing the other man to the top.

When he got to the top he tapped the button and then released his hold on the wall, his heart pounding and toes tingling as he belayed back to the ground. He immediately collapsed to the floor, panting and trying to catch his breath.

"That was an adorable effort," Draco drawled.

Harry opened one eye to glare at the other man and saw him leaning over him, sweating but smiling brightly down at him. "Sod off, Malfoy," Harry grunted.

"Aw, don't be a sore loser, Potter," Draco teased.

He held out a hand and Harry grasped it, allowing him to pull him up onto his feet.

"Marvelous effort, everyone," Draco said, "Team Cucumber has won over Team Banana but only by a very narrow margin." There was a healthy bit of cheering from Draco's team and Harry couldn't help but laugh.

"Right," he said, bumping Draco's shoulder, "Does mandatory team bonding also include dinner and drinks?"

"Of course," Draco said, smirking, "Loser buys the first round."

(Read more below the cut)

Through several drinks and dinner, Harry kept a careful distance from Draco; not too much that people would think that they weren't friends and not too little that people might suspect that they were something more. He waited, watching for the opportune moment, until Draco stood up and headed toward the loo.

Heart beating just a little quicker, Harry waited thirty seconds before making his excuses and heading toward the bathroom as well. When he came in there was a third person in the bathroom using the urinal but Harry could see the toes of Draco's shoes under the door of one of the stalls.

He made his way to a second urinal while he waited for the other man to leave. After the other man had washed his hands and left, Harry washed his hands and then locked the door.

Draco stepped out of the stall and the soft, unguarded smile on his face stole Harry's breath. "Hey, you," he murmured, stepping up to Harry and pressing him back against the sink.

"Hi," Harry replied before grasping Draco's hips in his fingers and pulling his body roughly against him, crushing their lips together.

"Salazar, Harry," he groaned and it sent a thrill up his spine to hear Draco using his actual name instead of his surname like he always had to around everyone else.

"I've been desperate to get my hands on you," he murmured, kissing and sucking at Draco's neck. "You looked so sexy in your climbing gear."

"Mmh," Draco hummed, tilting his head back so that Harry had more room to maneuver. "You," his fingers slid into Harry's hair, "Fuck," he hissed as Harry sucked. "You looked hot. Watching you climb, your muscles flexing," he moaned, rocking against him.

There was a knock at the bathroom door and Harry dropped his head to Draco's shoulder, "One minute," he called. Leaning back to look at Draco he asked, "Is it too early to make an exit?"

"Finnegan left like half an hour ago, I think it's fine." He cast a spell at his neck, removing the hickey Harry had left. "You leave first and I'll leave in twenty minutes," Draco murmured. "That's long enough to keep anyone from getting suspicious, right?"

Harry nodded. "You apparate somewhere else now to come back so we're not walking out together."

"Alright," he murmured, kissing Harry quickly. "Once you get home, get yourself cleaned up and ready while you wait," he added with a wink. "Winner takes all, right."

He disappeared then, which was probably a good thing since Harry was certain he wouldn't have been able to stop himself from jumping him right there. Taking a deep breath, he unlocked the door and started planning his excuses while imagining all of the good things that their evening might hold.

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Day 102: Radiant | Day 104: Diversion

#100 drarry drabbles in 100 days #drarry #drarry ficlet #drarry drabbles #auror draco malfoy #auror partners #auror harry #secret relationship #someday when this gets moved over to AO3 we'll have a dirty epilogue #love #flirting

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