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mamaspidershit · 1 month
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Maria: Uhh.. Peter just asked if we want to… Maria: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?” Natasha, not even looking up from her phone: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees. Maria: Oh, that makes more sense.
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blackhillrights4ever · 7 months
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I offer you... Idek what this is. But it's kinda cute so yeah.
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Natasha: Ah shit, I forgot.
Maria: Forgot what?
Natasha: How do you expect me to answer that?
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natsvdova-old · 11 months
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i desperately need maria and natasha to kiss
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captm29 · 8 months
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Fury: Did you lie to her? (Referring to Natasha)
Maria: Why will I ever lie to her, when she's all of my secrets
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malfieee · 2 years
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Maria: You’re not feeling very loved because I won't take my bra off is what you're saying
Nat: Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying
Maria: Oh my god.
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vee-morozova · 1 year
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Question for any blackhill fan that can help! Or even has a simple inkling where I could start looking. There's this fic I read so long ago, I want to say that it was a one shot but I'm not sure. Anyway it had a line in it that went something like
"It was an odd feeling, knowing that the Black Widow was there, knowing she was safe. She knew not many people in the world would feel like that with Natasha."
I don't think that was what it said in the fic word for word but I know it was something very very similar.
If you have any idea where I could start looking I'd appreciate it! Author, half a fic name, website. Thanks so much in advance! (:
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dumbshyanon · 2 years
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Maria: I love watching the waves.
Natasha: I'm in love with you, Maria
Maria:
Natasha:
Maria: *runs*
Natasha: *catches her*
Maria: *screams*
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Chapters: 2/4 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Maria Hill/Natasha Romanov Characters: Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Maria Hill, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Nick Fury, Sam Wilson (Marvel), More to appear in upcoming chapters Additional Tags: Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Heavy Angst, Winter Soldier AU, Red Room (Marvel), Alternate Universe - Dark, Break Up, lovers to exes to enemies, But I intend to give them a happy ending, At the end of all this angst and hurt, I'm Sorry, it is what it is, Canon-Typical Violence, rating might go up in future chapters Series: Part 5 of Blackhill Bingo Fills 2021
CHAPTER 2 is UP after the Great Drought! Yeah, sorry.
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mamaspidershit · 6 months
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Peter: Can I get a waffle? Maria and Natasha: *fighting and yelling at each other* Peter: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
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Maria: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Natasha: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Maria: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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natsvdova-old · 11 months
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Another 5 minutes and Natasha would be late, that's all Maria needed to be allowed to do whatever she wanted with her.
send me a sentence and i’ll write the next five as a drabble
another five minutes and natasha would be late, that’s all maria needed to be allowed to do whatever she wanted with her. an agreement had been made earlier in the day: if maria was late coming home from the triskellion, nat could do whatever she wants with her, but if nat’s late, then maria could do whatever she wants with her.
ten minutes later, natasha walks through the door to their apartment.
“go straight to the bedroom and strip,” maria says in greeting before natasha even has a chance to say hello.
after waiting a moment for natasha to follow her orders, maria enters the bedroom to find nat lying naked on the bed waiting for her, her favourite strap on the bed next to her.
“hi baby,” maria addresses her, “i hope you’re prepared for a long night.”
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captm29 · 10 months
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Nat, crying: w-where is the water coming from? Maria what happening
Maria: Talia you’re crying
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malfieee · 2 years
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blackhill as things me and my gf have said (without context)
Nat: I have a tendency to do what i want.
Maria: I FUCKING NOTICED
Drunk!Maria: I’m a former fetus, Nat.
Nat: Do you not want updates on my tits?
Maria: Guys, Nat’s a straggot.
Nat: How many times have i joked about fucking you.
Maria: I’ve taken my steroids.
Nat: Can I help?
Maria: With my period?
Nat: I’ll be the Edward to your Bella
Maria:
Nat: I immediately regretted saying that
Maria: STOP. NO STAR TREK IN THE BEDROOM.
i am willing to do more
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ravenirene · 2 years
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Rating different sapphic ships for marvel women cause I'm bored. Some ships are mcu based most are comic based
First up Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff
1. Sharon carter - Widow13/Natsharon
9/10
they're adorable, friends to lovers. I love the way they are always complementing each other like sharons saying "but her speed still impress me" or mcu nat in tws saying she was nice, honestly mcu nat seemed more into sharon than mcu steve. Also they got 7th for a comic sapphic ship poll w over 6000 votes, so true of them
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2. Bobbi Morse -bobbinat/mockingwidow
10/10
stealing clints wife, literally. There's panels of nat calling bobbi darling. They actually kissed in canon but it was just so nat could give bobbi medicine since she was under influence. After Bobbi gained control of herself again she told bucky to tell nat and I quote from bucky himself "she said to call her if you were still "curious", and clint got all defensive." Anyways they need to kiss again but for real this time.
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3. Jessica drew - jessnat
7/10
Caroljess is my #1 but this is also cute. Spider x spider. They had rlly cute moments in secret avengers and avengers assemble(2013). Including this one where nat says jess is her soulmate and those panels of where they get a massage together. In one spiderwoman comic where jess was pregnant they almost had a movie night together until someone interrupts
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4. Marina
6/10
Marina is natasha childhood best friend. They met in the red room and sometimes they escaped to watch ballerinas dance. When they got older(1960s?) they had a mission together but the handlers thought Marina was going to deflect from the red room so after the mission they had Natasha put k!ll Marina, nat almost doesn't do it but in the end...anyways they were adorable up until the end. Marina should be referenced again cause the only comic w her is Black Widow 2014
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5. Maria hill - blackhill/marianat
9/10
Enemies to lovers to Enemies to lovers to Enemies to...Invincible iron man has major blackhill angst I swear ("but maria hooked up w tony in it" no) their relationship is confusing lowkey one minute they're protective of each other next minute they're bullying one another. But either way Invincible iron man and Black widow 2014 made some big blackhill points. Maria turning to nat cause she was the only one she could trust. Nat comforting maria when she had ptsd flashbacks. Maria saying that nat is the only one she can trust. Taskmaster 2021 where maria faked her death without telling anyone and the blame was put on taskmaster so u have natasha going after him to avenge her. U see taskmaster dialog "bullseye thinks that if u kill the heros girlfriend, their wife or partner or whatever, then you've got an edge on them. But all that does is get them.to come after you harder than ever. I've adopted a 'no wives, no girlfriends, no mothers' policy. Not just because it's gross. Though it is. No, it's because these heros, these guys...it always seems that all they are waiting for is one dead woman to motivate them" what's a hetero explanation for that?!? Nat is literally chasing this man down all throughout the comic and taskmaster is scared sh!t less, the only reason she doesn't kill him is because right before she does maria reveals herself to nat that she's alive. I only put it as 9/10 cause I'm not the biggest on Enemies to lovers plus there was those times where maria does make nat sheilds biggest enemy...
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6. Elektra
6/10
They definitely hate f*cked once u can't convince me otherwise. Hate the whole "fighting over matt" thing though
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7. Carol danvers - carolnat
5/10
I perfer them as friends but they do have some nice moments.
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8. Janet van dyne(not hope)
5/10
I also perfer them as friends(not that ive rlly seen a lot of ppl ship them). They have a cute friendship in black widow and marvel girls
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9. Wanda maximoff- wandanat
??/10
They have a total of 5 interactions mcu and comics combined. I see the vision but at the same time they both have better ships
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10. Peggy carter - Peggynat
2/10
I see where you're coming from w the what if but I can't stand peggy for whatever reason. Like I won't go online and comment hate on her but I just choose to ignore her. If u ship tho go ahead tho it's legal and not toxic
I think I've covered all of natashas sapphic ships, or at least all the bigger ones. Some.of these probably sound rlly confusing...I'll probably do captain marvel or she hulk next
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dumbshyanon · 2 years
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Y'all remember when Levi had to beat the shit outta Eren to get him into the Scouts' custody? You think Nat and Maria had that moment?
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