#mama rose au
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For the SU character draw request: Rose Quartz (specifically her outfit from my AU)?
Here you are! ✨
#ceiwiart2.0#my art#steven universe#steven universe future#not my character#thewoollyviking#mama rose au#rose quartz steven universe#rose quartz su#love this AU!!!!#check it out!
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A comm I did for @thewoollyviking and their Mama Rose AU! I enjoyed creating this, it was a ton of fun!
If you haven’t already, check out their AU here! It’s so wholesome! ❤️
#steven universe#my art#reblogs welcome#do not repost#ceiwiarts commissions#steven universe future#steven universe fanart#rose quartz#corrupted steven universe#mama rose AU
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How To Get Your Man
Jaune is having Team RWBY meet his family. While the others introduce themselves normally Yang introduces herself as Jaune's girlfriend and future wife.
How To Get Your Man 8
Outside the Arc's residency
Jaune: We're here. Ready to meet my family?
The four girls respond with a big "Yeah"
Jaune: Cool... Here we go.
*Knock Knock*
In the distance they can hear someone approaching from the other side
Mama Arc: Just a moment
After that sentence, the door opened, showing a blonde woman with blue eyes and light skin. She was dressed in jeans, a typical mother's blouse, and an apron. It looks like she was cooking. But what caught everyone's attention is that she was very tall and her figure is well toned. You can tell she saw some action in her youth.
Mama: Oh my little bunny, you're finally here.
Ruby: *Giggles* "Little bunny"
Jaune: Ruby, shut it.
Mama Arc: So these are your friends. When you told me that several of your friends would arrive, I thought it would be like 3 people, I didn't imagine this amount.
Jaune: Sorry.
Mama Arc: But enough talk, I haven't introduced myself yet. From what you've already seen, I'm Jaune's mom. Mrs. Arc. And you girls are…
Ruby: I'm Ruby, Jaune's best friend.
Mama Arc: How nice.
Weiss: Nice to meet you ma'am, I'm Weiss. Another friend of Jaune.
Mama Arc: Oh~ What a polite girl.
Blake: I'm Blake, another friend of his from school.
Mama Arc: I see.
Yang: And I am Yang, Jaune's girlfriend and your future daughter-in-law
Mama Arc: *Froze* "My-" what?
Jaune: Yang! I told you not to do that! Don't listen to her mom, she's just joking.
Yang: What are you taking about? Of course I'm serious about this, about you. And to be honest, mother-in-law, I'm a big fan of your work. *She looks Jaune up and down* He's very tasty ~💕
Jaune: *Red* YANG!!
Yang: What? It's the truth. Besides I know Mama Arc would love to have me as her daughter-in-law. Right mom?
Mama Arc: *serious* Sorry, but you can't marry my son.
Yang/Jaune: *Surprise* Huh?!
Blake: Jaune, why are you surprise?
Jaune: *Blushing* I-Is nothing!
Yang: *Confuse* Why can't I marry him?!
Mama Arc: Because he is already engaged to another girl.
Yang/Jaune: *Shock* HUH?! WITH WHO?!
To be continue.....
#jaune arc#rwby jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune#yang#rwby yang#rwby yang xiao long#yang xiao long#jaune x yang#rwby jaune x yang#rwby dragonslayer#rwby mama arc#rwby ruby rose#rwby ruby#rwby weiss#rwby weiss schnee#rwby blake belladonna#rwby blake#rwby#How To Get Your Man AU
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Trio Arc Mom Au: Can we get the moms showing off baby photos and embarrassing childhood photos of Jaune to his friends (and/or girlfriend) like when his sisters put him in a dress?
First / Previous / Previous
Yang: Wait, you knew our mom?
Mama Arc: I knew both of them, actually. In fact, I fought them by myself during the Vytal Tournament. I would have won, too, if she didn't fight dirty.
Yang: Sounds like Raven.
Mama Arc: Oh, no, she was actually the more honorable of the two. Summer was the one who was the underhanded one.
Ruby: Wait, what did Mom do?
Madame Arc: Oh, she did all kinds of things, if you can believe it. I've never met a woman so skilled in so many facets. Business, fencing, dance, art, cooking- There was nothing that could stop her!
Weiss: My mother? Really? She seems so... different now.
Madame Arc: Well, there's a reason for that, and it the one man who I'd call her only weakness.
Weiss: Was it my father?
Madame Arc: Pfft! Ohohoho! Hardly! Why, I wouldn't even call him a man! Khm... Excuse me. I was out of place. I meant no offense by what I said.
Weiss: Even if there was offense intended, I wouldn't hold it against you. My father's actions speak for himself.
Misses Arc: I thought as much. It seemed like a book you would enjoy.
Blake: I had no idea this book even existed. Where did you find it?
Misses Arc: It was stowed away on the shelf, next to "The Girl Who Fell Through the World". I thought about lending it to Jaune, but he seemed less interested in olden court intrigue and more fixated on comedic adventures, like his Pumpkin Pete books, as well as his comic books.
Blake: That makes sense. I never could get interested in them.
Misses Arc: Neither could I until I found an interesting loophole. See, Jaune loved his comic books, but he could never sit through one chapter of "Jester's Reign" until I found a graphic novel version of the story. Then I found other novel set in the world of his comic books. Soon enough, I'd found a common ground and managed to get him to read the entire "Harlequeen" trilogy without even realizing it!
Blake: Oh, I love that series!
Misses Arc: And so did Jaune.
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Nora: So... What do you think your moms are doing alone with Team RWBY?
Jaune: Knowing my luck, they're showing my baby pictures again.
Ren: Again? I thought they only had the one photo album.
Jaune: They have three albums for each one of us, AND a slideshow for ALL of us.
Pyrrha: Well, for what it's worth, Jaune, you were a very cute baby.
Jaune: (Sighs) Thanks Pyrrha.
#rwby#mama arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#lie ren#pyrrha nikos#my answer#my answers#mama arc au
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Au were after Summer dies, Raven returns to Taiyang, with one goal keep her baby and said baby's half sister out if Ozma and salems war.
Or in short overprotective mamma bird Raven
Raven: Summer died Fighting a woman that controls Grimm. Ruby, your silver eyes make you a target. I'll teach you how to fight to protect yourselves, but do not, I repeat, Do Not Become Huntresses.
Baby Ruby: Eh!
Kid Yang: *Crossing her fingers* Yes! I will definitely not become a Huntress!
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Raven: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!
Ruby: He was Robbing a Dust Shop! What was I supposed to do!?!?
Raven: Run? Like any other teenager Would've done?
Roman: ... Do I need to be here for this?
Raven+Ruby: *holding him at Sword/Gunpoint* YES!
~~~~~
Ruby: Wow! Beacon Academy!
Yang: Yep! Well ... Have Fun Ruby! I hope you find Frie- EGH!
Raven:*Grabbing Yang by the collar* Don't leave your sister behind Yang.
Yang: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Raven: Don't. Shout.
Raven: ... You forgot to give me a kiss goodbye.
Yang: ... Is that it?
Raven: I do have to 'talk' to Ozpin and Glynda, but can I really be blamed for wanting to see my girls off?
Yang: *huffs* I guess not. *Hugs Raven* ... I love you.
Raven: Thank you Yang. Protect Ruby. Ruby, - RUBY?
*KA-BOOM*
Raven: RUBY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
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In the twin au mama arc adopts ruby and yang when she hears they has no mom
She would certainly try to be a motherly presence but also wouldn’t want to intrude. Remember, the Arcs and the Rose-Xiao-Longs were family friends, so Mama Arc is already basically an aunt to the two of them
She just tries to be there for them whenever they need, which helps take some of the pressure off of Yang. But there’s only so much she can do
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Sonic x Princess & The Frog.
Hoping no one has done this already.
#Amy prob the only one with her head actually connected to her body lol#idk neckless people/creatures just make me automatically draw their heads floating… as show with my other drawings.#Anyways I sorta enjoyed making this#I mean I’m still thinking on certain characters like Ray and wtv.#I got Rouge down. She’ll be Lottie.#Shadow? Uhhhh….#OH and Knuckles is uh Sonic’s… helper… guy. Idk his name.#also’ve been thinking of calling this au ‘princess and the hog’ for obvious reasons.#Idk still thinking.#Also thought it would be very very VERY funny to make Shadow Mama Odie. Prob not gonna do it.#Maybe for the funny.#AHH IGNORE ANY AND ALL HANDS OMFG#I literally wasn’t even trying.#sonic the hedgehog#sonic au#sonic fanart#amy rose#tails the fox#miles tails prower#The Princess & The Hog#TPATH#haha tpath… that’s funny.#amy rose fanart#tails fanart
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SAGAU Prompt!
What flowers/plants do you want your shrines/temples to be decorated with? It could be exclusive to Teyvat, or something that we have here, go wild! ;)
Yeah that was my terrible attempt at a pun, Cyno would be proud
#Sagau#genshin impact cult au#genshin cult au#genshin sagau#genshin impact sagau#personally#i’d like to have pink roses offered up to me on my birthday#it’s what Mama and Papa Tofu got me once
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Mama Rose Loves to Bake For You
Alts
#art#fanart#tattletail#tattletail au#mama tattletail#baby talking tattletail#rose marie#rose tattletail#butternut tattletail#dewdrop tattletail#lavender tattletail#rose#butternut#dewdrop#lavender#mama#baby#brother#sister#siblings#baking#cookies
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Rose with a de-aged steven.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULISSA!
From your friend, Ace
Enjoy~
GEN 1:
Gilbert
Camille
Fressia
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GEN 2:
Rose Marie (5/31/196?
Aster Florent (08/12/196?)
GEN 3:
Butternut Primsy (10/13/1992)
Dewdrop Garder (04/22/1993)
Lavender Indi (02/25/1998)
#AU#Tattletail#Mama Tattletail#Papa Tattletail#Rose Tattletail#Aster Tattletail#Butternut Tattletail#Dewdrop Tattletail#Lavender Tattletail#5 am
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A commission from @thewoollyviking for their Mama Rose AU! I absolutely love this AU, and for anyone who hasn't yet seen it, check it out on their Tumblr!
#ceiwiart2.0#my art#steven universe#steven universe future#ceiwiarts commissions#mama rose au#rose quartz su#rose quartz steven universe
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Main TMNT Iteration for my blog
Read tags for more info
Oroku Saki and Hamato Yoshi are half brothers, they were good friends but Saki's mother hated Yoshi's mother and Yoshi by extension.
Saki and Yoshi have a Yakuza father, he wasn't doting but he also wasn't emotionally available. He actually loved Yoshi's mother but was in an arranged marriage to Saki's mother.
He treats the kids the same (he loves them but he's emotionally constipated), he's cold towards Saki's mother. (She's a bitch)
Yakupops gives the title of boss to Saki because he showed interest in it and Yoshi has taken up acting.
The two fall in love with two different women, Tang Shen for Saki and Gumo.
Saki's mother sold Yoshi to Gumo, who had been dating him and fell in love, but she has to go by the rules of summoning. She has to make him suffer.
You guessed it she's Big Mama!
She tearfully tells Yoshi what happened and reveals that she couldn't tell Saki.
Saki's mother had killed Yoshi's mother and their father, then she was caught and executed.
Years down the line Tang Shen died during child birth and Saki swore to find his brother at all costs.
He began to grow an empire.
Police, Politics, Schools, Gangs, you name it, he's delved in it. Soon mystics came up, and he met and recognized Gumo.
He did research on deals before hand, warned by many yokai, and didn't blame her for Yoshi.
During the time prior mentioned, Yoshi fought and honed his skills. Never hating his brother but missed his family. He didn't even hate Gumo.
Soon fighting became to much and he stopped, he was kidnapped by Baron Draxum.
You know, mutegan was made with his blood and experimented on turtles with a year or two of each other.
The first was a Florida Softshell Yoshi named Donatello, Second was a Pond Slider he named Leonardo, the two being months apart and already two years old by human standards. A year passes when they joined by a Spotted Box Turtle that was named Michaelangelo and another two years when surprisingly and egg showed up. It was apparently a map turtle.
Draxum decided to take the other three for training, already mutated the egg and going for the five and four year olds.
Soon Yoshi gained the will to fight then.
He escaped and for their protection locked the babies in a cage with the egg and told the oldest two to protect them.
He managed to defeat Draxum and destroy his work before taking the cage and running to topside.
He couldn't return home, because during the fight he touched the ooze and was scratched by an escaped rat. Thankfully since the oozed was made of his DNA, he was partially mutated.
Gumo had already been in contact with Saki and found out what happened to Yoshi and about Draxum.
Later the egg hatches and he names his new daughter Rachel, though his boys jokingly call her Raphael.
Though Leo decided her name should be Rose and Yoshi agreed.
The duo assumes he died.
At this, Saki began looking into dark means of getting his family back and his daughter was being co raised by Gumo.
Saki slowly became corrupted by dark mystics and trapped within his own mind. Years later he became Shredder.
He soon learned of a mystic armor that Yoshi's mother protected and decided this was a step to bring back his family.
#my iteration#tmnt fandom#tmnt au#youngest raph#oldest Donatello#Oroku Saki and Hamato Yoshi are brothers#implied possession#big mama#baron draxum#Oroku Karai is gonna be the best big cousin#April meets a homeless man#Cassandra Jones is the same age as Rose#Casey Jones Junior is her older brother#April and Donnie and Leo are the same age#Mikey and Casey are the same age#April's dad is dead#the Jones family is also dead#Sunita is the same age as Cass and Rose#heavenly inspired by ROTTMNT
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The Arc's Wrath! 2
Continuation of this
Mama Arc: *Walking happily in her new flowered dress, given to her by her beloved husband, through the city*
!BOOM!
!SECURITY ALARM GOING OFF!
Mama Arc: What's going on?
She looks in the direction of the sound and sees that one of the Banks is being looted by no one but the Brawen Tribe. She sees how they all get into their vehicles and escape at full speed. She then notices Raven, riding her motorcycle very close to the sidewalk where she is standing. The two made eye contact. And without changing lanes, she passes through a nearby puddle. Completely soaking her, dirtying her new dress. But the worst part was that Raven didn't apologize.
Big mistake.
Later:
Jaune is in bed trapped in a cuddle with Blake and Ruby after a while of the "Arc's Wrath". He tries to rest while the girls talk about how to show their affection towards him.
Ruby: How about some collars?
Blake: No, that sounds too simple. It doesn't represent the big love we have. It has to be something more permanent. Something that shows our deep and unbreakable love for Jaune.
Ruby: I see...
Jaune: Sorry, but can you two keep quiet? I'm very tired and I would like to sleep a little before-
*BAM!*
The door to his room shoots forward like a cannonball!
Jaune: God damn it! What now- *Gasp!* What happen to you?!
He says as he looks at his mom.
Mama Arc: *Soaked*...Yang and Vernal
Jaune: What?
Mama Arc: I need you to seduce and impregnate Yang and Vernal right fucking now!
Jaune: Yang and Vernal?! Why?! What happen?!
Mama Arc: She saw me on the street and instead of moving in line. She drove through a puddle and GOT ME AND MY NEW DRESS THAT YOUR FATHER GAVE ME WET WITH SEWER WATER!!!!!
She explodes in ANGER, scaring everyone in the room.
Jaune: Y-Y-Yang and Vernal you said? I-I-I'm on it.
Mama Arc: Thank you, and remember No protection.
Jaune: S-Sure.
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby jaune#mama arc#rwby mama arc#raven branwen#raven#rwby raven#rwby raven branwen#blake#blake belladonna#ruby#ruby rose#rwby#rwby shitpost#The Arc's Wrath! AU
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swashbuckler au: weiss and jaune end up having a duel, and while weiss can't say he's the best swordsman she's ever faced she can say that he's the most adaptable fighting she's ever seen
tldr: jaune pulls some jackie chan improvisation using the environment in unorthodox ways to win fights. slapstick action comedy ensues
Part 1
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You know those awkward family dinners? The ones where the room is tense and feels like it's filled with gunpowder, and all it takes is just one word to set it all off? Yeah, those ones.
Well, Jaune usually felt that every dinner since taking up his father's mantle as the Hero of Aquadia. Tonight, however, was especially tense since the four people hired to hunt him down were also here, eating his mother's special occasion chicken and spice. Now there was heat to help the spark.
"Hah... Hah..." The girl in red huffed as she reached for her glass of milk.
"Is it too hot?" Mom asked. "I usually cut back when we entertain guests."
"My sister never really liked spicy food." Joked the older girl. "Dad used to joke they're the reason she drinks so much milk."
"You sure he wasn't just milking you for a laugh?" Jaune's dad pointed at her with his fork, receiving a fork-point back.
"Please, don't give her any material." The girl in white said with a sigh. Jaune couldn't explain what it was, but there was something about her that seemed... familiar. "Anyway, what exactly is our task in Aquafia? Beyond the scope of capturing this "folk hero" running around in the city?"
"He's not a folk hero."
...
The room was quiet at that. Everyone was staring at me. Why was everyone staring at me? Don't tell me I-
"Care to elaborate on that, Mr..?"
"A-Arc." Jaune gulped chicken. "Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue. The ladies love it."
"Do they, though?" Ruby asked.
"Yes, do they, Jaune?" His father sneered with a sinister grin. Sometimes, Jaune hated his father.
"Please excuse my son's outburst." His mom stated, dabbing her lips with her napkin. "He's a fan of La Lama Lunga de la Aquadia."
"The who the what?" Ruby asked.
"The Longblade of Aquadia." Blake answered. "The hero we met in the street earlier."
"And failed to capture." Mother said over folded fingers. She wasn't happy. Trust me, I'm an expert at making Mom not happy.
"He's crafty." Yang replied. "Really gave us the slip in the harbor after that Grimm attack."
"Haha! Oh, I wish I could have seen that!" Jaune's heart swelled at his father's words, even if these girls were giving him too much credit.
"And the city thanks you for protecting her citizens from the Grimm." His mother tried to get the discussion back to the mission. "But in regard to your real task, you can discuss the details in full with my son and my husband. I try not to involve myself in these childish escapades of heroism."
Jaune sank a little at that. "Sit up straight!" Okay, he sank a lot at it, but could you blame him? His mom just called him, as fancy as possible, out as a child playing hero! Still, his dad was stillin his usual high spirits. Kinda made him wonder how she never caught Dad when he was La Lama Lunga.
"It seems weird, though," The young girl said, "that the mayor of Aquadia would want to capture the hero of her city."
"He's a relic of the past, Ms. Rose." Mother dabbed her lips as she stopd up. "And though we are grateful for his protection in ages past, we must look to the future. If we wish to establish good relations beyond Aquadia, we must prove that we do not rely on fairy tales for our protection, and certainly not on vigilantes, either."
"So to make Aquadia a viable trading partner and member of the kingdom, you want us to hunt down the city's only protector?" Blake asked with a raised brow.
"We have guardsmen and a militia of retired soldiers acting as our reserve defense." Circling the table like a shark, the mayor made her case. "If Aquadia can prove we are just as capable as the northern cities in Vale, then we can prove that we are not merely a tourist trap of a bygone age."
"Oof, politics." Dad said. "Think it's time I called it a night. This talk of fairy tales and whatnot is giving me indigestion."
"We should also head back." Ruby said. "Thank you for the meal, but now it's time for Team RWBY to get to work! Starting tonight!"
Jaune swallowed his chicken a little hard, and started coughing up spices. Everyone stared at him again.
"S-Sorry." He said. "Uh, wrong hole."
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You know what the best part about being a hero in your city? The nighttime patrols. Just you, the chirping creatures of the night, and the pale moon shining into the caldera city at midnight. It's almost therapeutic.
Jaune understood what his mom was getting at, bringing the other cities closer to them by getting rid of the one aspect that separates Aquadia from everywhere else on Remnant. Kinda like how Mistral has that famous sport lady. Pyra, or something.
Still, he doubted she would be getting hunted down just so her city can build economic ties to the rest of the kingdom.
Coming from the docks where an old woman was saying her prayers in a window beneath him, Jaune kept being reminded of why he loves this city. The teenage kids sneaking around after curfew, the young lovers holding hands in gondola rides, the white glyph shining right in front of hi-
Wait a minute.
"Hold it right there, llama loonga!" The girl in white from before swiped her blade at him. Jaune barely had time to catch it as he brought his own blade to his defense.
"It's actually La Lama Lunga, princess." Jaune shoved her away.
"It's heiress, actually." The girl held a fencing position, and judging by her stance, she meant it.
This was bad for so many reasons.
First, this would be completely different from Grimm or rowdy thieving hooligans. He was fighting a genuine huntress, an actual fighter. What little he learned about them ws in one ear and out the other. What? Huntsmen just aren't as fascinating as La Lama Lunga.
Second, his opponent was not only a trained warrior, but she was actually trained in the same weapon as he was! And making this particular dilemma even worse was Jaune didn't know how to actually fence. Sure, he's got the basics from what his dad taught him, but this was a huntress with a semblance.
And that semblance was-
"Are you going to just stand there and stare at me while I arrest you?" She asked, getting closer. "If so, then by all means, continue."
Taking his own stance, he gulped. Come on... Remember what Dad taught you. 'If you ever find yourself outmatched, there's no shame in running.' Jaune took a step back. 'Unless your opponent is smaller than you, then you definitely should feel ashamed.' Jaune kept his feet planted.
She got closer. Oh crap, this really happening to him, isn't it? Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap-
"CRAP!" Jaune leapt out of the way of her thrust. He stepped on his back feet over and over until he caught himself on the edge of the rooftop.
Suddenly, nothing came to his mind. All of his father's lessons fell away as he realized this would be how he died. How the legend ended. He wanted to cry. He wanted to curl into a ball. But neither option was available. So instead...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" La Lama Lunga ran forward, swinging his blade wildly at the foreign girl. Fear filled her eyes as she backed away, unsure of how to respond! His movements were too sporadic, too unorthodox! She'd never seen a fighting style like this before!
Suddenly, he tripped and fell over, dropping his weapon. He rolled forward, almost falling over the edge. Reaching down, he grabbed a potted flower and tossed it at her. She ducked, narrowly missing a bruise, only to be forced on the backfoot by the vigilante once more when he grabbed his blade again. Then...
"AGH!" She fell off! Jaune ran over to the side and looked down, finding the girl landed safe and sound... into a compost heap.
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yang couldn't stop laughing at breakfast, smashing her fist on the table.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Weiss screeched from inside the shower, on her third attempt to clean herself of the stench. "WHY WOULD THIS CITY EVEN NEED COMPOST?!"
"Apparently, the compost helps improve the soil development for the farms outside the caldera." Blake answered, reading the info pamphlet on compost provided. "The humid air compounded by the naturally occurring chemicals produced in the water make for an improved-"
"IT WAS RHETORICAL, BLAKE!"
"Jeez, this guy really is no joke." Ruby sighed. "Not only to escape all of us, but he managed to beat Weiss, too!"
"N... Not really that hard, Rubes." Yang breathed.
"SHUT UP, XIAO LONG!"
"But don't you worry." Yang pumped a thumb to herself. "With me and Blakey on the case, ain't no way sword boy is gonna last another night."
#rwby#la lama lunga au#rwby au#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#papa arc#mama arc
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For the mama bird AU. Can you do some Rochelle (Everybody Hates Chris) moments for Raven please?
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Yang: My father always worked two jobs, which made my mother so comfortable, she’d quit her job over anything.
[flashback to Raven as a waitress]
Woman: Check, please?
Yang: [v.o.] And I mean anything.
Raven: Now, do I look like I have your check? All that hollering at people. I don’t need this. My husband has two jobs. I don’t need to be here right now.
[flashback to Rochelle as a receptionist]
Man: Hold my calls.
Raven: Who are you hollering at? “Hold my calls.” Hold your own damn call! I do not need this! My man has two jobs!
Yang: [v.o.] As much as my mother complains about housework, she hated to have somebody else do it. And after my father got his job back, she got to do one of the things she does best...
[cut to Rochelle in the office:]
Raven: File your own damn papers. I do not need this. My husband has two jobs.
~~~~~
Raven: The next time you ask me to do something after your father told you no, I'm going to pop the pores off your face, do you understand me?
Kid Yang: Yes, ma'am.
~~~~~
Yang: [v.o.] While I had my father on my side, my mother was going to get a teacher off of Ruby's back.
Raven: I don't see why I have to take a whole day off of work, to come down here for this nonsense.
Mrs. Wilson: I don't think it's nonsense. Tonya was exhibiting some aggressive behavior toward a classmate. I just wanted you to be aware of it.
Kid Ruby: I was just trying to read, and she wouldn't be quiet.
Raven: Girl, you interrupt me again, I'm going to knock the sound out of your mouth.
~~~~~
Raven: Boy! Is that a baby?
Yang: No, it's a football.
Raven: Is that a baby?
Ruby: No, it's a shoebox.
Raven: Is that a baby?
Tai: No. It's baby carrots.
~~~~~
Raven: If I ever catch any of y'all spray painting on anybody's wall, I'm gonna put my foot so far up your behind, you'll have toes for teeth. Get inside.
~~~~~
Raven: Boy, I will slap the caps off your knees.
~~~~~
Raven: I will knock you into last night.
~~~~~
Raven: I will slap your name out the phonebook and call Ma Bell and tell her I did it.
~~~~~
Tai: Raven, money is money. Cash, food stamps-- what's the difference?
Raven: Because I don't want to have to curse nobody out.
Tai: What?!
Raven: Tai, when I pull out food stamps, people look at me like I ain't got no husband. They talk to me like I ain't got no sense. They treat me like I ain't got no class. And if somebody treats me like that, I'm gonna curse them out! All because you won't let me Kill themfor their insolence!
~~~~~
Ruby+Yang: Bye, Mommy. Love you.
Raven: Have a good day at school. Don't come home stupid.
Ruby+Yang: We won't.
#submitted by Jaunefanboy2#submission#I paraphrased a few#mama bird au#raven branwen#yang xiao long#ruby rose#rwby#taiyang xiao long#everybody hates chris#source: everybody hates chris
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