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gaycactusscoundrel · 1 year
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Song of the Day 2/6/2023
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thecuriousquest · 7 months
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Yandere Dad Gojo HCs
Platonic Yandere Father Satoru Gojo x Fem!Teen Reader
Tag List: @issamomma @repostingmyfavs @chickennugnugnug @palesweetscherryblossom
Warnings: Platonic yandere themes, NSFW (spanking punishment), infantilization, isolation, manipulation, drink drugging, chaining to bed (not sexual), grounding, tad bit of death and violence at the end (kinda sorta)
Just started watching the series. Enjoy! 🖤🤘
Master List
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🕶️Fucking loves to slip you notes with kissy faces which read “Daddy loves his wittle girl”.
🕶️Makes fun of you. Constantly. You can’t get away from it.
🕶️99% of the pictures on his phone are of you. The other 1%…you don’t want to know. It’s Gojo. It’s probably penis memes.
🕶️Embarrasses the hell out of you in public. Wraps you up in one arm and carries you around. Really likes to infantilize you.
🕶️Won’t teach you sorcery because why would he? You have him to protect you. That’s all you need.
🕶️Punishments: isolation, manipulation, sometimes drugs your drinks, isn’t above chaining you to your bed. Rarely does he dole out a spanking, but does it if he just can’t get through to you.
🕶️On days when you’re feeling defiant, he rests his knuckles on his cheek and asks, “Aw, what’s the matter, princess? Why the long face? You know Daddy would rather see his pretty girl with a smile.”
🕶️Will monopolize your time and ground you if he thinks you’re going out too much.
🕶️You’re not allowed to call him Gojo, Papa, Dad, or Father. It always has to be Daddy. Dems da rules. I don’t make ‘em, and he will enforce ‘em.
🕶️There’s nothing he loves more than bringing home desserts for you both to share. He wants your opinion on if the cream sweet bun is better than the chocolate sweet bun.
🕶️He loves your opinion on all things…except what you think of him when he has to drag you home when you run off.
🕶️He’s not entirely delusional, just a tad bit. Thinks you just got huffy like a little girl, like the five-year-old he thinks you are, and ran off only to get lost. Don’t worry! Daddy will track you down and carry you home. He thinks you’re only kicking and screaming in his arms because you want to walk on your own, not because you don’t want to go back. 😭✋
🕶️Thinks you’re so incapable of the smallest things. Won’t even let you hold a knife let alone cook. Doesn’t let you sew either. Needles can poke you!
🕶️Will kill for you. 100% no doubt about it. Who hurt you? Daddy will take care of it.
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authornina · 11 months
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Savvy Day Care
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***THIS HAS NOT BEEN THROUGH A TYPICAL EDITING PROCESS; ALL SHORTS ARE ROUGH DRAFTS***
Sav sat in the driver seat of their shared brand-new Mercedes Benz sprinter passenger van going over his checklist to make sure he had all of his nieces. They had so many children and counting, a regular little mini-van wouldn’t do—like on ballet and gymnastics days that they all had together or when Jacob did field trips with them. Minus the boys who rarely made any fuss, all nine girls were very specific at times and some didn’t like sharing seat belts or their personal space if they weren’t in the best mood, so they invested in a sprinter and it’d been smooth sailing since.
“Melody, she so pretty make my heart all fluttery.”
“Here,” she cheerfully replied to her uncle. She didn’t always get to spend a lot of time with her father’s side of the family so being in the presence of her uncle and cousins made her happy.
“Delightful Damaris, she gon’ be a stunnin’ runway model in Paris.”
“Here!”
“Pretty Poppy, all these hoes gon’ wanna copy.”
“Here me go, Uncle Sav!”
“Savannah my precious banana,” Sav called then looked in the mirror and she raised her hand, still not able to verbally communicate much but they were working on it day by day. They mostly depended on sign language. He and Chi were just thankful she was able to walk on her own now without assistance. “Queen Day B, my G!”
“Here daddy!” she giggled.
“Aubree my gorgeous lil cup of tea.”
“Here,” she blushed.
“Ivory, my cute honeybee.”
“I’m right here,” she replied bashfully.
They loved their pet names given by Uncle Sav.
“Lovely Loire, even though you mean you the one I’ll always adore.” “Hmph!” she folded her arms with a scowl. The last thing she wanted to do was be in a leotard, tights, ballet shoes and a slick back bun. She looked just like a little Lake with an attitude.
“Ion know what hmph mean lil girl.”
“Me here!” Loire pouted, attitude on a hundred.
“You gon’ be flung over the bushes you keep actin’ up,” Sav threatened and she poked her lip out, and started crying into her sister’s arm. “My beautiful River gon’ always have my back and deliver…slaps! To ya muhfuckin’ dome on behalf of her uncle!”
“Here, Uncle Savy,” she laughed. “You make my sister cry,” River put her arm around Loire.
“She made her lil bad ass self cry. Loire cut it out before I get Sugar Sprinkle Pickle,” he referred to their dog that Lake let them name and she straightened up real quick. For some reason she was afraid of that little ass chihuahua. “Ard, everybody got their seatbelts on?” “Yes!” they all responded at the same time, Savannah nodding her head up and down.
“Do anybody gotta go number one or two before I pull off?”
“Nooo!”
“Goin’ once, goin’ twice, and we out!”
Jacob was on vacation for a week so what he’d usually tend to with their children was split between Sav, Lake, and Dem. Vant declined to help, wanting to use all of his free time from the kids trying to give Ivy another baby which she refused.
They had so many kids that keeping them active was necessary. They had tons of energy which needed to be channeled in something productive other than fighting with one another. Leave them in the house for too long, barrettes were flying, hair was being pulled and nothing but crying and screaming filled the air.
Once they arrived at the studio, Sav parked and got out making all of the girls hold hands as they crossed the lot. They basically had private lessons seeing as their group made up one class.
“Good afternoon!” their teacher, Ms. Farrah smiled as each of her tiny ballerinas marched into the studio. While the class went on Sav sat to the side taking pictures and videos, sending them in the group chat.
Avery: Fix Loire bow, she get on my nerves with that lil ass attitude! Ivy: Why is Aubree actin’ like we don’t practice the pliè at home? Ooh that girl! Vant: Fuck off my daughter bro Ivy: STFU! Avery: Nobody is talking about Damaris eatin’ everybody up though Chi: Straight running circles around them! Show them how it’s done Maris! Sav: My Banana is the best one Chi: And she is! Avery: She is doing so good, I’m so proud of her Ivy: Me too. Vant: Love Banny and all but I’m not bouta sit here and lie Ivory killin’ all them! Avery: LIES! It’s Damaris, River, THEN my pookie poo Ivory Ivy: Avery don’t make me kick your ass. Avery: Facts are facts! Lake: Can y’all all shut the fuck up? Chi: Husband! Why you gotta be so mean? Avery: Chi. Ivy: CTFU! Sav: I’m mutin’ y’all dickheads now Chi: You better not nigga! Ivy: Whose making dinner tonight? Avery: Not me! I’m tired and my back is hurting Chi: I can’t cook Lake: That’s why you need to sit the fuck down somewhere Avery: Do you see how you talk to me?😭 Ivy: Omg! Avery go away, you wasn’t complaining how he talk to you or crying when you laid up and got your ass pregnant again! He said sit down somewhere so SAT DOWN! Chi: Husband I woulda been sittin’ Sav: Chi get your fuckin’ head knocked off Vant: At least she lay down and get pregnant, some people act like it’s gon’ ruin their fuckin’ life to have another baby. Ivy: Vant do not start! You are not the one that has to PHYSICALLY go through a pregnancy! Vant: If I could carry my own fuckin’ babies I would! Sav: This nigga gay Wreck: Gay asf Vant: 🖕🏾
Pav: The girls are so cute! I wish I had a daughter to do ballet Sav: You late Pav: We were all napping Chi: You always sleep, let me find out you lettin’ Daly do you like Lake Daly: 🍆
Ivy: Okayyyyyyyyyyy! Get it get it! Vant: Ivy. Relax my nigga. Avery: I swear this is the last one. I can’t do this anymore. We’re gonna have to use condoms. Lake: Yea ok Ivy: TMI Chi: I would never make big daddy—nevermind Sav: Wait till I get home. Ima put a dent right in your fuckin’ forehead. Avery: LMAOOOOO! Big daddy that bitch! Chi: 🖕🏾 Dem: I’m not reading all that shit Ivy: Heyyy bookie Dem: Hey Avery: LMAO! Dem did you eat? Dem: No Avery: You want me to cook you some food? Sav: But you just said you was tired and your back was hurtin but now that Dem ain’t ate shit you got the energy Avery: Hater much? Vant: I’ll cook Wreck: Then I’m stayin home Daly: Me too Lake: I’m not eatin’ nothin Vant cook Pav: I will cook. Geez. Everybody be here by 8 Vant: Ayeee! Wreck: I’ll be over there Sav: You cook better than Avery anyway Avery: 🖕🏾
Sav: Ard the class is over. I’m takin all they asses to my house for a minute. Chi: Lord. Let me put up all my good shit Ivy: Don’t do that to them lmao Chi: You know they bad as shit! Sav: No, THEY kids is bad as shit. My babies is good. Dem: And mine Avery: So what tf are y’all saying? Ivy: Exactly! Wreck: Lake and Vant got some bad ass kids. Lake: Ok Daly: Now I need to put up all our good shit Ivy: Vant? Vant: Man…Ion feel like fightin’ and our kids is bad as shit Ivy: Wow. Sav: Bye dickheads!
Putting the phone in his pocket, Sav gathered his tribe of little ladies. They all walked to the van hand in hand talking over one another.
“Loire, you feel better?”
“Yes!” she answered her uncle now all smile. Sometimes it took his niece a minute to warm up.
“Good…who wanna go bother auntie Chi?”
“Meeeeee!” they all raised their hands at the same time.
“She’s my mommy,” Sav heard Day say.
“And she’s my auntie,” Aubree sassed.
“Don’t be mean to me.”
“Talk to the hand!”
“Daddy!” Day shouted. “She put her hand in my face,” she whined.
“Aubree chill out.”
“I’m tellin’ my daddy on you!” Aubree asserted.
“And what he supposed to do?”
“Beat chu up.”
“Your daddy can’t beat my daddy,” River added twisted her neck.
“I bet he can!”
“No he can’t!
“Ard,” Sav laughed. “Y’all chill, it ain’t that deep.”
“But Uncle Savy, she—”
“It’s ard River,” Sav turned to her giving her a look. “We know the real.”
River nodded then rolled her eyes at Aubree. “My daddy still can whoop uncle Vant, I seen him do it,” she whispered just having to get the last word.
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sugar-grigri · 9 months
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This chapter is an equation 
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You: ooooooookkkk Loulou not only are you late but now you see 'plus' in the chapter name so Fujimoto magically becomes a mathematician 
Well, yes, and quite simply because the main theme of part 2 is identity, and what is an identity made up of ? A cluster of facets 
So let's break it down...
Some people interpreted the fact that Denji noticed the curry buns being promoted as a sign that his identity was being devalued 
I find it interesting to bring this up because I think we need to take the analysis further 
Denji's identity isn't devalued, it's literally halved 
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Chainsaw Man is part of Denji's happiness, and he starts smiling again the moment his path crosses that of a demon.
But you can take the magnifying glass and see even further, you have to deconstruct each square because there is no dialogue, the message is captured in the image 
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Denji smiles when he sees this demon, caught up in his euphoria, he has the reflex of wanting to pull on his cable but stops in his tracks.
Note the cutting, Denji's finger is pointing at himself, and his puzzled look in the third frame signifies a question:
Am I the one who should intervene ?
Am I the man/demon of the situation ?
Am I still Chainsaw Man? Or should I continue to be ?
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Let's skip ahead a few pages, this page still brings up Denji's dilemma: should he become Chainsaw Man or continue his normal life with Nayuta? 
Denji can no longer be Chainsaw Man for fear of losing Nayuta, so almost to make up for the half he lacks, he ingests food in his effigy. 
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Far from a harmless act...
For one thing. As I've already said, Denji works with the concrete, and with his senses. Not only is food important to him, but it allows him to project himself and think. Whether to measure a proposition or even express a dream (eating steaks), but also in the question of his identity.
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Not only did Pochita and Denji rub shoulders when they were both hungry, but their connection is above all sensory, even anatomical. The demon is Denji's heart, and literally ingesting Chainsaw Man allows a semblance of connection, and a re-appropriation of his identity for Denji.
But eating has another, deeper meaning that connects Nayuta and Denji. Once again, follow me into the more complicated part 
I had already analyzed the fact that Nayuta and Denji were more than brother and sister, in the sense that Makima's murder follows the stages of childbirth in reverse.  
The chainsaw, the instrument of maternity, is already busy slicing the joint of Makima's pubic bone, the place from which her power derives, the ultimate anatomical element of maternity. 
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Then he becomes one with Makima, devouring her, literally holding her in his womb - the stage of pregnancy. 
These stages merely announced that Denji was pursuing a creative, even salvific act, enabling her to give life to a second version of herself. 
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In my opinion, everything in this chapter refers to Makima, from the kitchen in the background to the fact that they're having fun watching a film, and even the bath scene makes sense. 
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Makima had a very sensitive sense of smell; Denji had already mentioned in part 2 that he had been told he smelled like a dog.
We can see why, since he literally washes himself with his dogs, which Makima adores and which are predominant in this chapter. 
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Let's take the "plus" again, plus is to be understood in a first sense. When Denji had begun to claim his dreams before fighting Makima, he had said that he now wanted more than a normal life (normal life +), that he wanted to be Chainsaw Man. 
He had claimed his full identity as + Chainsaw Man. 
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But if Nayuta predominates in this chapter, it's also to evoke two meanings 
Firstly, the normal life Denji imagined had something extra that he hadn't considered when he awoke in front of Kishibe: having a little sister, i.e. + a little sister. 
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Nayuta's very existence is a +1, both in Denji's entourage and in the sense that she is the second reincarnation of the demon of domination. 
But the "+" has much more to offer, so let's continue 
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When Nayuta says this, the interpretation must be negative, i.e. we must remember what she means, especially in this "be happy too".
For Nayuta, there's no doubt that this normal life is more than just normal, it's a happy life. 
For her, being with Denji is the most important thing, promising to stay with him for life; for her, the fact that he has her (i.e. +1) is the literal equation of happiness. 
Nayuta's answer isn't just in her words and gestures. Despite her sleep, she tries to make the two sign, and ends by reaching out her arms to invite him to embrace her. Because a hug can only be given by two people.
That's why I brought up Makima so much, because the demon of domination pursues the exact same line of reasoning. 
Because a plus isn't just a plus, it can also be a cross (yes, it's twisted, but follow me).
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We go straight back to chapters 93 to 95 with the confrontation between the demon of domination and Denji (i.e. before Makima gave birth to her second version). 
When Makima thinks she's done with Denji, she starts talking directly to Pochita. 
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The demon of domination had always banked on the only entity she didn't think herself superior to (i.e. her equal, +1). 
Her source of happiness was to find an entourage, even if it was only considered by ONE being. 
I thought Nayuta's gesture was very similar to the way Makima had cuddled Pochita.
And I think her gesture is even more important than we think. 
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When Makima cuddled Pochita, she did so with just one hand, whereas when Nayuta contemplates her future life, her future, she places both hands on it as if she were embracing the entity she loved completely. 
Including Pochita and Denji (+)
That's +1 compared to her previous life 
AND IT'S NOT OVER 
Obviously, the chapter isn't over, so we'll continue with this cursed plus 
With the weapons discussion
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I'm just going to repeat this dialogue. Not only do the weapons fully evoke the question of their identity, there are several of them, belonging to several overlapping species (+1).
But above all 
Barem says this: 
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And this is where the biggest difference lies between what Barem and Chainsaw Man think 
Barem refers directly to God, the creator (the cross is taken up again, Chainsaw Man is full of Christian references), creator also means to create, so +1
The one who creates, as Nayuta's presence literally shows, as well as the domination demon's theory of happiness, is the fact that Chainsaw Man is more capable of creating than destroying. 
Which may seem strange at first glance, given that Pochita had wiped out most of the big demons (i.e. -1). 
Except that, not only is Chainsaw Man made up of Pochita + Denji, i.e. two beings that add up, but if he is capable of eliminating beings, i.e. their death, he can also be understood as the one who dictates their birth, as Angel had pointed out. 
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+ is none other than the symbol of creation, but also of connection with others and happiness. 
Barem is content to reason by subtraction; all species exist to subtract, whereas Chainsaw Man works by balance: although he can delete, he can also create.
All it takes is one + to turn this normal life upside down.
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froyotron3200 · 3 months
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here take a Jax art thing and my TADC agere hcs :3
🎪,,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``🎠
🎪Jax: (pwob my fav guyy!! hehe X3)
regresses tooooo UHMMM 3-10 can go smaller if really bad sayyy :<
-Bratty kiddo! blehh!!
-more sweet and calm when an eepy BB (he's also younger when tired :3)
-watches the like troomtroom prank videos and does dem on people in the circus!! hehe!!!
-Clings to specific people or goes non verbal and distances himself when realllyyyy upset :[
-uhmmmmm only has one paci but uses it all da time!!!!
-likes being called squirt,kiddo, bun bun, jaxy, and hun (sometimes) :33
-def more emotional when little
-only lets certain people touch him
-loves coloring with pomni!!
🎠Pomni: regresses tooooo uhmmmm 1-5!!! XPP
-Can be whiny but also very clingy,quiet, and sweet :>
-clings to ragatha :3
-loves being called pom pom
🎪Gangle: regresses tooooo ermm 0-4
-normally non verbal and whiney
-loves cuddles and plushies
-only trusts kinger and ragatha (and sometimes zooble)
-calls kinger kiki :3 and zooble zoowy ^__^
-can babble sometimes
-normally just lays down and cuddles plushies while watching cartoons (fav show would be doc mc stuffin! >__<)
🎠Kinger: Caregiver!! and regressor! (flip)
-gets called kiki (by gangle and really little Jax), oldy moldy (a very clever nickname by jax! hehe!), and sometimes a-a (by gangle)
-kinda a fun uncle type guy but also kinda wack but really good with the littles :3
-stays in his fort usually with a sippy and just reads :3 (he loves the book goodnight moon!!)
🎪Zooble: babysitter!!
-usually needs to help ragatha when there are multiple littles regressed (and when Jax is being stubborn!! meh!!)
-does little shows with their different parts (but has to try to make sure littles don't take them TwT)
-gets called zoowy (by gangle), weewee or booby (by Jax when he's upset at them), or zoo zoom (by kinger and gangle)
-def the cool sister B]
🎠Ragatha: Mother caregiver!!!
-is fine wif any name but is usually called mama (by Jax and pomni) meanie (by Jax) or ra ra (from really little Jax, gangle, and pomni)
-the main caregiver but mainly takes care of pomni
-makes very good snack!
-always ready for whenever someone needs to regress and can read the signs<3
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fandomnerd9602 · 11 months
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Spiderverse meeting Spider Reader who's a pyromaniac who's also a mutant with fire powers and he wears a helmet with built-in speakers to blast make it bun dem by Skrillex
Spideypool: are those built in speakers?!
Y/N: yeah. I play Dubstep while battling bad guys
Spideypool: I love dubstep!
Y/N: you and I are gonna get along just fine
Peter B: oh no
Miguel: what have I done?!
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heartonxions · 2 months
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plsplspls tell me about your thai shadow gear brain worms some more i wuv dem
UWAA... i will try my bestest .hehe. im so glad you like my thai sg brain worms...
Songkran-isms bc it makes sense
droy uses full buckets of water and it's fucking terrifying because he can absolutely lift all that and knock a bitch (jet) out if he so pleases
also has water backpack he carries around
jet dual wields water guns and likes chasing the tuk-tuks and busses and spray water in them
jet breakdances on the wet road and it really fucking hurts but also its so fun
jet loses his flip flops every year
levy doesn't really care what she uses but one year she did use an empty weed sprayer and still has phantom arm soreness
she pranks the boys by catching them with their guard down and dropping water in their pants
they do love driving around and do a splash drive buy, but they like walking the most
levy also does the most talcum powder applying tbh tbh
they get juvia in it <3 because obv
consider water rave festival au
lily.... stays at home.. jk he has perfect vantage point from above
gajeel thought he could be intimidating but there is no mercy...
Everything Else:
droy can do mean thai yell (you usually hear it during celebrations and the such, i can't explain it because I don't know the actual word for it but in this song the very first cry is what im talking about)
i don't even know if i can do a favorite dish they all like becuase i think they would like all of it lol... spice tolerance from most to least is droy, levy, jet
jet is a SLUT for thai ice cream sandwiches .. they're not like the american ice cream sandwiches btw, it's like ice cream in an actual bun with white bread or something
levy loves loves fish sauce and fruit. that boy loves tart shit ok guys. she gets like the underripe fruits and just eats that with salt, sugar, and pepper like it's nothign (she got gajeel hooked on it)
droy likes agar jellies and coconut rice .. heart..
jet has hella beef with this one thai auntie neighbor but no one can tell if it's genuine or like a secretly agreed on beef
khon masked dancer jet.
nang mai/rukkhadeva (ghost inhabiting a large tree) droy heh.. heh...
ive definitely said this but droy is a great luk thung (thai country) singer,
Songs Because I Can't Help It I LOVE MUSIC
droy and levy vibes tbh (tis also one of the iconic thai new years songs teehee)
jet new years song
jet and levy campy gay hostility
this isn't even major sg to me imi just in awe with how much i hate this song but also keep listneing to (if it sounds like a song talking about twerking, it is. and it's so . .. . /confused)
majorrrrr silly jet vibes (the song is about a scam caller getting pranked or something)
this song is like how i think jet and droy would "flirt" with levy in the way that it is a BIT and they are teasing gajeel, and its just silly (the song is silly and is basically hey girl have you eaten yet!!!!!)
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hellsite-yano · 4 months
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porky did you finish that list of minecraft splash texts and if so may we see it?
Sure, keep in mind the Better Than Adventure mod uses a different colour formatting code than vanilla though. It's also a bit more difficult to edit splash text in vanilla from what I can gather. Anyway:
§5>it's wet Pynk! >ISHYGDDT GALO SENGEN! Pretty smooth flying, Fox! :kanabento: Sad! ingredience Everybody pose! :JUST: Oh, absolutely! Hallownest approved! Soda! Nope! §0The air crackles with freedom. Master Spark! An extant form of life! Yesh §dNyuuu! Also try The Witness! hampter.jpg The city and the city! Qud approved! Also try Mummy Sandbox! What U Need! Drink it and forget it all! which I invented! §fAll black everything The hero appears! Touch grass! Ut UNDERSTAND! Gapacho approved! Interior Semiotics! It's yours, my friend! The silo doors are open! Who are you quoting? Smoke coal evree day! §5>not having an avocado tree MODS = GODS Women! Wrong number! A super fighting robot from the year 2010! Even the mods have mods! Is shine! Cassis bleep! It's media -_- Also try Manifold Garden! Labyrinth Fight! Grow up, this is Minecraft! Welcome, Mr. Guest. His name is Gedächtnis! With these hands we will destroy! WAKE ME UP Fighting in the dojo! §eLalal Jack in! PUNK TACTICS! Close enough! I buy sausage! You ARE the support, son! A frozen cephalopod! Milk inside a bucket of milk inside a bucket of milk §0Hit +50! SB-129 mariositting.txt Clean! The democratic club! went shop Also try The Witch's House! Vanilla+! :3 TRUE! DOOR STUCK! Dubious castle safety gigue! Sexo! The numbers, Mason! Don't be so wide about it! MACHINE HEEEEEEEEAAAAAD! Victorius! The grink is here! k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g! GAS GAS GAS! Wimdy! A vision of happiness! Got any grapes? Message over! I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES 1N IT!!!1 wort wort wort Many such cases! I'm Kilroy! Just walk out! Detach the rear vehicle! SET ME UP! Wrong turn, tin daddy! Woomy! Gensokyo approved! Soup's on, baby! Fly away now! Literally who? Greetings from Germany! Papa Carlo! Superliminal! BAN THIS SICK FILTH King! Ari! Also try SOMA! SOME FOLKS ARE BORN 8 meters! This is most disturbing! Wheey! [Current thing]! Jerry! Welcome back, /v/! >:3 How does he do it? The Paper! 47 diamonds in my diamond account! The hero appears!!! Fly over! SICK RECOVERY The big bow-wow! Guest no. 431! GOODLUCK! CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO! Built from pieces of SR71! §eDe§5su! EEEEASY! Hedgehog stew! Unusual! :yey: Uranium Fever! Chinken nunget! There's friendship in the redstone! Axeil Edition! Beach City approved! §aourple! The Golden Path lies §4everywhere! Don't look at the silver lights The Electro Gypsy! Menacing! Cope! The hero appears!! OH GOD MAH DRILLS! eeeeeh? Also try Outer Wilds! Edith Piaf said it better Where's Reznov? INGERLAAAAAND! Also try Gorogoa! Orgasmic! Pure pare-do! §6It's lightish red! Also try Rain World! Hard Fast §kFaggot §rMaps! Hole approved! HUZZAH! Lost and farting! Selamat pagi! Deploy all units! CHARGE!!! Minute like a pixie! Most certainly! freaks dni! The ride never ends! Lucoa! Not what it says. The bits! The bits! The bits! :african_pensive: §mMother is watching §eH§1e§4l§5v§de§3t§bi§ac§2a §2S§6t§aa§6n§6d§1a§3r§2d Morioh approved! Comforble! Cocky little freaks! Also try Fallow! :pensive: Brillo whales soon! Scratch Perverts! Re-do! MEMORIES BROKEN! 300k starting! Also try sunny-place! tak tak tak ziip! NOW THE WHEELS ARE SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL! Roast beef and cornbread! No sappy lines allowed! With these hands we will rebuild! Also try The Beginner's Guide! Chefs kiss? Get the cool shoeshine! Happens often! Blood crystal obtained! MAKE IT BUN DEM! :hinableh: Also try Northern Journey! Welcome to Quindecim :) ARE YOU WATCHING HEAVEN? Daten City Approved! AS I LIVE! hina hina Nashi! Hack your 3DS! 4 = 2 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 6 > 8 Butcher is king! und cola! Lost at sea 1803 Bam-ba-lam! §3Aria approved! Seems legit! Easy Breezy! The World Revolving! Air 'em out! I live here? Splendid! Sing your sins! Surprisingly malleable! Comedy gold! §6Anglerfish Dance! Message to de west! Also try Dujanah! dubs Also try Iconoclasts! §aPudgy-Porky!?
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silverefflux · 2 years
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Got Your Six
Request from @elegance-and-power: Sova catching feelings with y/n who is also a protocol agent and has past military history? You can do headcanons or a story, whichever you prefer.
I got your six, fam.
Sova didn’t notice you much at first as you had different roles (I was thinking another military peep in the VP would make a great Controller)
But you both worked closely with Brimstone. He liked how you both understood his lingo and are no-nonsense people at work
You make great mission buddies. You have enough utilities to smoke off a site and have some spare to block off enemies he’s spotted without delay
You guys went hunting together a few times. You’re impressed with how well he knows the woods and the animals in it. He’s impressed that you could basically eat anything in the wild
You always wore your hair in a bun out of routine
The first time Sova saw your hair down, you were fresh out of a nap when he knocked on your room to ask for site data you borrowed from him
He didn’t expect to feel dem butterflies when he saw you looking like some Farrah Fawcett wannabe (where my bun wearers at LMAO)
“By the way, Y/N, that hair looks good on you”
“Thanks, I…didn’t do anything with it.”
For a man who values openness and honesty, he was excellent at keeping his feelings a secret from everyone
Another thing he loves about you is he knows you can keep up with his level of exercise and has the discipline to show up consistently
He happily conceded to you in a pushup battle once
He is lowkey jealous that you workout with Skye more
Months into your stint with the VP, he decided it’s confession time
He was taught all his life to bring your date somewhere classy, and that’s nowhere to be found at HQ which stressed him out
This is when he asks help from Sage in the morning to set up something romantic while he gathered flowers from the nearby forest
But Sage asks for decorating help from Neon
And Neon asks for cooking help from Jett
And Jett is always with Phoenix, so now he wants to be the one to light candles
He doesn’t set things on fire, but he was loud enough to inform the rest of the Protocol of what Sova has in store for you
Great, so now you know you have to dress up for the occasion, so you borrow a dress from Reyna
Sova comes back shocked to find that everyone knows now, but appreciates that they all got his back
Sova knocks on your door to attempt properly asking you out, feeling a little awkward knowing you have figured things out already
You reassure him by saying that you’re going and that you’re excited for later
He does a final check for the evening and is pretty satisfied with the setup. The only thing that makes him nervous is making sure nobody fools around during the actual date
Evening arrives and my golly he looks dashing in a suit + bouquet of fresh flowers in hand
He tries not to lose his composure seeing you all dolled up (no way in hell you’re wearing heels under the dress though, knowing you guys will be walking on nature and stuff)
He leads you to this beautiful candlelit table on the beach, complete with strings of lights above and awesome food
The protocol peeps who weren’t involved in the date would either pass by the HQ windows to see what’s up or just full-on watch from the building (definitely Killjoy and Cypher)
You guys had a great time together, but just when you thought it was over, turns out Breach and Raze were watching you guys through binoculars from a boat in the middle of the ocean, waiting for the time to bring in their own little fireworks display (They did well…mostly because they were excited to get their hands on a fuck ton of explosives again.)
Sova took you back to your room, and you gave him a kiss on the first date because how the hell could you not
He feels like the luckiest man in the world; thanks everyone for the help after the date while helping with cleanup
You both def got a talk from Brimstone about fraternization the next day, but you promised your relationship won’t interfere with work. Yall are lucky Brim trusts you both to do just that
You guys are essentially a chill friends-to-lovers story
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So like 11 years ago I was at a summer camp on the Black Sea, and we had those midday naps where everyone has to stay in their room, but I sneaked out the balcony of my room and walked like 700 meters out the camps premises to the beach.
i arrived at the beach, and there was this like dancefloor, and there was NO people, absolute deserted area, but for some reason SKRILLEX was playing on the speakers. I SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER it was the song Make it Bun Dem. So, eight year old me started dancing, completely alone, on this Ukrainian beach.
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02nd · 10 months
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im going to listen to this song for the next hourish and i hope i forget about it and in December when Spotify wrapped drops I'll look it and be like ? the fuck
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brooklynislandgirl · 3 months
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A tall lanky man knocks on the door and pokes his head in. "Hey. Im here to pick up some perfumes for my daughter? Is this the right spot?"
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Beth blinks. She blinks a second time.
Normally she tends to be unflappable when she's at work. And it isn't as if she'd never met someone that was so ridiculously tall she might as well have been a child by comparison. The man before her has to be at least a half a foot over six feet, and the leanness of his frame only makes him seem longer. She's pretty sure she could cut glass with his cheekbones alone. But that alone isn't the part that's got her confused. Her clinic lies in Hell's Kitchen, a beacon of hope and health for those who don't have the funds to pay insurances. A good majority of her patients tend to be the forgotten or unseen of society. It operates on her personal funding, and the donations from people in the Admiral's social spheres. Not exactly the place someone would come looking for-- And then it dawns on her. She must have given Rockelle the wrong business card, one for the clinic and not her personal information and suddenly it all makes sense. Today Beth is wearing scrubs and a lab coat. Her stethoscope hangs around her neck, and her hair is mostly pulled into a bun. Her crocks are so very quiet on the clinic's tile floor as she approaches him. "Uhm. Hi. Gonna go onna limb an' assume ya Rockelle's dad? Dis...dis gonna sound funny but dere's been a slight mix-up. I do have a batch of new ones for her, but I kinda lef' dem at home. So...we can eiddah reschedule f' lattah, or I can have dem brought here if ya don' mind an hour or so wait. I was gonna close up for lunch and you'd be welcome t' join me... Mistah...ah...Simmonds?"
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beesmygod · 8 months
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hello! okay so that video with the huge joker credit card that had the deep tech make it bun dem remix on it, do either of you or adam still have the full vid where that clip came from? i can’t stop thinking of it but i can’t find the full thing anywhere
shit i dont have it because adam physically walked in to show it to me and make me mad. hes asleep but ill try to remember to ask him tomorrow
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a-single-tulip · 7 months
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OLLOOOO
i have a dark ask for you 👀
For Jinx 👀👀👀
What is your OC's "villain song"?
and/or
If your OC was arrested, what would the charges be?
😘💜💜💜
Dark OC Asks
Ty for the ask!!!
12. If your OC was arrested, what would the charges be?
Unlawful use of demolitions 🤣
He's an expert in them, but has a tendency to use them for stupid reasons when unnecessary, and it gets on his brothers' nerves.
14. What is your OC's "villain song"?
This is gonna be a throwback, but the first song that came to mind was definitely Make It Bun Dem by Skrillex. It just feels particularly appropriate 🤭
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zelphafrost · 1 year
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Skrillex & Damian Marley - Make It Bun Dem
Always mad props to Skrillex for using real Anishnaabe actors in this video.
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