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I can imagine if Adam was staying at the hotel and lucifer might still be wary of him but one day adam finds one of his rubber ducks
Adam: This little guy is amazing, he’s freakin adorable
Lucifer shocked: wait you like ducks?
Adam: Yeah of course they’re the best, I used to play with one in Eden, love these little guys
Lucifer immediately pulling out a wedding ring: Marry me 💍
#Adamsapple#lucifer morningstar#Adam#hazbin hotel#guitarduck#the way to a man’s heart is through ducks trust me I’m a lawyer :3c
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I love those posters in Helluva Boss. Mammon and his BFF Lucifer have some Beef. Shouldn’t the King of Hell have better lawyers to charge against mammon?!
#hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer#Lu Lu World#loo loo land#Mammon sending out posters like sending his tweets#I mean all lawyers go to hell#helluva boss
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ngl u should do lucifer x reader like headcannons, like idek what theyd be called-
whenether their like
*lucifer totally fell first
*you couldn't decide whether or not he was kidding when he asked you out
I kind of maybe base my entire personality off of Lucifer- so yeah let's rock this shit.
You fell, you fell hard.
Or maybe he did.
It was hard to tell because you were in stage one: denial
You see, you were a lawyer and in charge of your own firm.
Hot? Powerful? Hates Lucifer?
Yep, meets all of his requirments!
But you, you couldn't sleep with the enemy. The police.
Oh but he tried. Even tried to do that stupid mind thing that frusterated the absolute fucking shit out of you
"Tell me what it is, what it is you truly desire Ms. L/N?"
"What I desire is for you to get out of my face, asshat."
Maze adores you.
Favorite adult human 20/10 would let into Lux again
Stage 2: Anger. Chloe is listening to you rant about Lucifer again and she has to restrain her laugh. "THAT ASSHOLE KEEPS SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE. DID YOU GIVE HIM MY ADRESS?? I SWEAR DECKER-"
He adores making you mad. Best part of his day ngl.
"Oh come on, love. I just want to talk to your client! Just for a second Ms. L/N." He pleads and your eye twitches as you lean in close.
"... I will shove these heels so far up your ass they come out your mouth, got it?"
"Clear as mud, my love."
Ella loves it. All of it. Her and Dan talk about yalll all of the damn time oml
Stage 3: Bargaining. "If i sleep with you will you shut the fuck up?" You plead one day, he looks disgusted and offended, and you don't understand.
He stops for a while after that. He's afraid that you think he just wants to fuck you.
Stage four: Depression. You can't help but miss it. He stressed you out, and made you embarrased and mad.
Your both quiet for months, three to be exact.
Then one day Chloe and Ella lock you in Ella's lab
Stage five: Acceptance.
"I've liked you for a year and a half." You blurt.
He's staring at you.
"Oh."
Ella screams with delight and is already planning the wedding.
Lucifer hates hugs, but you grew up with 5 older brothers. you were surrounded by love and sometimes lucifer just loathes that.
He doesn't smoke around you. But he does drink together with you.
You help cut his wings (you kinda knew all along, your mother was catholic)
he loves the fact that maze loves you
He loves the fact that he loves you
#lucifer x reader#lucifer morningstar#lucifer netflix#leviathan#satan#police#lawyer#DA#enemies to lovers#writing#queer writers
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𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓲𝓭 𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓛𝓮𝓸 10H 2°
I don't believe that man has ever been to law school.
#33D#(oc for a thing that has been written down yet)#ignore me#my art#anyway he's my lawyer irl#astrology#asteroid lucifer#(33D is his... name actually lol dont ask)#*HASN'T been written down yet... jfc
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OBEY ME HEMOSPECTRUM LIST WHAT DO YOU THINK
lucifer - blue or purple
mammon - teal
levi - gold
satan - olive
asmo - jade
beel - bronze
belphie - rust
diavolo - fuschia
barbatos - violet
solomon - human kid
simeon - lime
luke - lime??
#obey me#obm#personal#hs#update swapped mammon and satan how was i so blind lawyer = MONEY#lucifer cuz he is so equius-core or purple since religion / devotion#levi gold computers and vaporwave next#satan olive catboy NEXT#asmo jade cuz he has that girly evil shit going on#beel and belphie are bronze and rust cuz twins and those 2 signs are lumped together#diavolo prince fuschia NEXT#barbatos violet fuschia's handmaiden NEEXT#solomon human duh hes like mspareader#simeon lime cuz theyre culled and obviously angels are not in hell and also lime is the kindest sign who can pacify ppl same for luke but#idk if ill include him#OR simeon purple cuz hes religious / devoted but theeyre very violent so mayybe not
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I love having random headcanons that only apply in very specific scenarios and maybe don’t even make sense
#I’m my human lawyer au Lucifer used to be in the navy (<- got so much sailor ass)#(looked real cute in a uniform also)
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Oooo I just finished the outline of chapter 14 in my Lucifer fic and it's so GOOD you guys! The time travel reveal and then the immediate response to it is going to hit you so good! *vibrates with excitement*
#I didn't have my punch line#(? Thesis statement? The key emotional point to hit?)#of Lucifer’s and Chloe's immediate reaction but now I do!#I've got it now! And it inspires so many feelings in me that I want to claw my own face off to cope#Which of course means it's some grade A angst#Like it's not even sad but you're still crying and sending lawyers after me to pay for your therapy bills#that level of GOOD. SHIT.
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So, uh shared grandfather on mother's side and same father. Man what the fuck is that all about.
#well that certainly is interesting#wearing a mr Rogers sweater#smh#wonder woman thank you wow those are nice can I look closer#*sniiiiffff*#um I get mad high off your musk#fucking yum#I am all like seeing your half shared shots and I am like I hope she hasnt showered yet#cause in my fantasy I just want to wrap you up amd smell your clothes and how you gave scented them before they disappear#if you have lived many times at least i am the most interesting one in your last#*shrugs*#so I have to assume part of the whole cornette lawyer was the arrest was a significant sign of more things soon to follow#if I take him out of his cell he won't like it#Ah#the hamperings of being Lucifer#Luciferian (caps) mermaid soon or something#again though#🥺 a couple mermaid wives#you know it's lovely but I want these wings#look I can step out of my own hand now and you can step in#OK#I will put all 7 in 27
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Diavolo: Do you have representation?
Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!
MC: My client is innocent!
Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!
Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-
Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?
Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#obey me mc#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me humor#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me imagines#obey me mammon#Devildom Court#◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#shitpostcifer
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Hi Mr Gaiman, I hope you're doing well.
I saw a post in the dead boys tag that bothered me and I have a serious question. In the post they accused you of being anti lawyer and pro copaganda because of the Lucifer show. If you don’t mind being asked, I wanted to know what your stance really is?
My primary stance is that my only influence on the Lucifer TV show was the initial creation of the character in Sandman, and coming in at the request of the showrunners to Voice God in an episode in the third season.
My secondary stance is that trying to figure out what creative people believe from their fiction can be a very difficult process. You'll find good and bad lawyers and good and bad cops in my stories (the ones I actually had something to do with, not Lucifer) and using either of those things to attempt to prove anything at all only demonstrates that the people with the opinions don't understand how fiction works.
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eep rosa >.<
#i would sell my soul to lucifer if she so much as asked#anything for the beautiful gorgeous kind fashionable perfect lawyer that everyone adores#tot#rosa
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Lucifer: "MC, I've invited you here for two reasons. Do you know what they are?"
MC: *Looking sideways* "Haven't the foggiest."
Lucifer: "Fine, No. 1 you cannot just throw a marble on the ground in front of all of us and announce that whoever has it at the end of the night can make love to you."
MC: "I don't think I said the words 'make love'."
Lucifer: "My apologies, 'fuck you'."
MC: *Smirking*
Lucifer: "Levi gave Mammon a broken nose, Asmo is sobbing on the couch because Belphie scratched his face."
MC: "Okay sorry, I won't do it again."
Lucifer: "Thank you."
MC: "Sooo, what was the second thing?"
Lucifer: *Smirking while holding up the marble*
MC: "Oh."
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Hi, I saw that your requests were open! And I was wondering how both the Hazvin Hotel gang and Helluva Boss gang would react to a lawyer reader who is Lucifer's younger sister.
I love your btw and now I'm a follower forever!!!
Hell's lawyer.
Pairing: Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Alastor, Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Loona x Fem! Lucifer's sister! Reader
Warnings: None :3
Word count: 470
✰HH HB
Charlie will be absolutely shocked that she has an aunt. And one who's a lawyer too! She'll probably ask for your help with convincing heaven that souls can be redeemed. She might also ask you for advice on how to talk to Lucifer, because you've known him longer.
Vaggie will feel honored to be meeting another one of her girlfriend's family members. She finds it to be quite interesting that you're a lawyer in Hell, however. So she might ask you some questions and be slightly suspicious of you. But at least you're less intense than Lucifer.
Angel Dust will be quite confused when he meets you. He'll probably mistake you as Lilith at first. Finds it interesting that you're a lawyer in Hell, and 'jokingly' asks if you take cases for restraining orders.
Husk will not really care if I'm being honest. He'll still be polite, though. But I don't really think he cares about who you are, just as long as you aren't annoying. However, he does find it to be quite shocking that you're a lawyer.
Sir Pentious will also feel honored to be meeting royalty such as yourself. He'll be his normal sweet but nervous self as always. He will bow for you and make it a big deal that you're Lucifer's sister though. Finds it most intriguing that you're a lawyer in Hell and asks you a bunch of questions.
Alastor will be irritated he has to deal with another pesky Morningstar. And one who practically runs the law in hell no less. Since you're a Morningstar, you're more powerful than him, which is the cause of his irritation. He'll act all nice and polite to your face. But deep down inside, he wants to destroy you.
Blitzø will get extremely nervous when you reveal you're a lawyer. While standing in his office. Where he kills people for a living. He does not want to get arrested by Hell's most powerful law enforcement. So he'll try to stay on your good side from now on.
Moxxie will also get really nervous. Because, one, he kills people for a living. And, two, he's just genuinely nervous to meet someone as powerful as you. He's naturally polite and sweet, however, it will probably be Blitz and Millie who lead the conversation.
Millie will be super excited to meet someone as important as you. She's extremely nice and friendly to you, not treating you any different than anyone else in hell. She'll probably be curious and ask you a bunch of questions. But, she's Millie, so you know she'll be a sweetheart.
Loona could not care less about you or who you are. Then again, she cares about very few people. She'll probably ignore you, but if Blitz wants her to be nice and say hi, she will.
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Human au
Lucifer: *walks in to a police station* I'm here for my husband...
Police desk lady: and uh... Who's your husband?
Lucifer: You must be new here. He's the guy who's probebly screaming in the back.
Adam: YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! WAIT TILL MY RICH ASS HUSBAND GETS HERE WITH HIS RICH ASS LAWYERS AND SUES YOUR POOR ASSES!!!!
Police desk lady:... Got it.
#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#adamsapple#guitarduck#adam x lucifer#lucifer x adam#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin lucifer
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Hii, first of all, i love your writing 💕 and I hope you're doing well.
How do you think the bros would react watching the movie Se7en?
I think it would be interesting to see their reactions since the theme surrounds the seven deadly sins.
a/n: I love this movie! I re-watched while I worked on this since it's been a while. I wrote the blurbs in order of the sins as they're portrayed in the film.
➤ watching the movie se7en | the demon brothers
1k words | x gn!reader | nsfw | violence and dark/disturbing themes, demons thinking about demon things, movie spoilers
BEELZEBUB | the gluttony scene
Any other time, he'd be joking that if he had to die, he wants to die eating. He understands that now's probably not the best time to tell you that.
He feels a bit sad for some reason. He's not sure if it's the poor bloke's death on screen or the movie's gritty atmosphere in general.
Ravenous hunger has its downsides, but most of the time he enjoys eating food. He can understand why being forced to eat would be emotional and literal torture for someone.
He knows he could eat that much pasta without breaking a sweat, but he doubts it would be comforting to you so he doesn't say it out loud.
He wonders how much he'd have to eat for his body to break down in protest of finally being too full, but he keeps that to himself too.
MAMMON | the greed scene
It's not a horror movie but the dark vibe still gives him the creeps.
He hasn't had to look away (yet) but he tucks you closer to his side so you can cuddle. You can hide your face in his chest for the gross parts if they bother you, he won’t tease you.
He sorta gets an inkling about the greed motif— something about a scummy lawyer and money trading hands is his first guess about why this guy was targeted.
Eh, close enough.
There are a lotta ways to kill someone with greed without actually killing them, y’know.
(He doesn’t wanna talk about ‘em though. He doesn’t want you to think badly of him.)
BELPHEGOR | the sloth scene
What the actual fuck.
He was feeling a bit sleepy watching the movie up to this point, but he's not anymore.
He understands the interpretation of his sin, but he's surprised to see such an ugly version of it in a human world movie like this.
If he senses that you're uncomfortable, he tries to distract you until the scene ends.
Now seems like a great time to pause the movie so you can both get up and get a drink, or stretch—or maybe go for a nap if you're tired and don't want to finish it right now.
(He's going to make sure you don't have bad dreams after this.)
ASMODEUS | the lust scene
He's had custom sex toys made before, but something like this? Yeesh.
Literally fucking someone to death seems so brutal, so unromantic. This isn't how he would do it, but he doesn't tell you that; he doesn't want to scare you.
(If he had to kill someone using his sin, he'd fuck them before ripping them open from stomach to sternum.)
(If he had to kill you with his sin, he’d make love to you until you eventually fall asleep. Your death will be instant and painless before he cuts out your heart and eats it.)
He notices that this part of the movie made you squirm in your seat more than the others so far.
Maybe a warm bath and cuddling in his bed will help you relax once the movie's over. He’s suddenly overcome with the urge to hold you.
LUCIFER | the pride scene
It feels anti-climactic compared to some of the other portrayals of sin so far, but he appreciates the simplicity. He was afraid it would be needlessly gruesome like the others.
Pride is insidious, the mother of all sins, the first deadly bloom that causes all others to fester and rot on the vine.
He can’t help the way his mind wanders after this. As an angel, he tried to resist sin. As a demon, he embraces it. Humans are weak and he knows for many, pride is their downfall.
You might not believe you could be pushed to make such a fatal choice, but Lucifer senses the way your own blend of pride lingers within you too.
He keeps silent about those thoughts and he wraps his arm around you for the rest of the film.
LEVIATHAN | the envy scene
He’s unusually quiet. He doesn’t complain or whine about how boring it is, and he doesn’t reach for his handheld either. Sometimes he looks puzzled by what’s on screen, and other times he seems contemplative.
He’s a little surprised by the ending. Speechless almost. He understands envy, but to do all this?
And the part with the wife, well...he thinks it's just a bit of an overreaction, don't you?
He can’t help but glance at you once the movie's over. He thinks about life before you and life with you now; he can't imagine life without you in it anymore.
Would he be capable of that type of jealousy if you didn't choose him? If he had to watch someone else live their own happily ever after with you while he suffered alone?
Huh.
When the movie ends, he distracts you with an impromptu game night in his room and he cuddles with you in his tub after.
His tail curls around your leg as you drift off to sleep, and he realizes he'd do so much worse just to keep you by his side.
SATAN | the wrath scene
For the most part, he's been less interested in the portrayal of sins. He's totally wrapped up in the mystery aspect of the movie instead.
Throughout the entire film, he's muttered under his breath about certain things he noticed or his guess about what might happen next.
(He’s read all the books mentioned in the library scene too.)
He figured that the cop with the short fuse was going to be involved somehow with wrath. He actually thought the character was a bit annoying.
He does sympathize with the cop's behaviour at the end—all he has to do is think of someone hurting you and it makes him seethe with rage.
The reveal about the wife caught him completely off-guard but thinking about it later, it seems so obvious.
#obey me lucifer#lucifer x reader#obey me mammon#mammon x reader#obey me leviathan#leviathan x reader#obey me satan#satan x reader#obey me asmodeus#asmodeus x reader#obey me beelzebub#beelzebub x reader#obey me belphegor#belphegor x reader#obey me#omswd#obey me headcanons#obey me x reader#x reader#gn!reader
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Grandad's Will
In the office of the lawyer for reading of the will from MC's Grandfather. The Lawyer try her best to not say anything about the only grandchild of her client having seven partners.
MC: Mammon. Wipe the drool of your face.
Mammon: Can you blame me- *Leans in to whisper* This is a shoe in! You told me that your Grandad hate your dad and Love ya. So you'll get everything.
Lucifer: Mammon...
Mammon: I'll shut up *He straight his sit but is have a cocky grin on his face*
Lawyer: *Cough* For my Belove Grandchild, I leave you all of my Possession-
Mammon: Yahooooooo!!!!
The other brothers, MC and Lawyer: ...
Mammon: Eh ha- Sorry.
Lawyer: Back to the matter in hand. That includes My Mansion-
Satan: Oh?
Lawyer: The family farm house and my collection of wine in wine cellar.
Lucifer: *Glad to heard that*
Lawyer: The Family Yacht
Levi and Asmo: Wait What!!
Lawyer: *Cough* Your late grandmother's mini observatory-
Belphie: *Eye's widen before turning to you*
MC: My grandmother love stars and my grandad build her that observatory when they where dating at the time.
Belphie: 😊
Lawyer: And Lastly, He left you all the money he save throughout his life.
MC: Really?
Lawyer: Yes *Looks at Laptop* Almost 10 Billion Dollars.
Mammon: Gah~ *tries not to faint while he gets a nose bleed*
MC: That's- I don't what to say-
Mammon: I know what to say! Thank you Grandpa Louie!!
Lawyer: Oh! He also left you his Potato chips collection of famous people.
Beelzebub: *Chewing on the chip he saw while this was all happening* Oh...
#obey me#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me mc#obey me minific
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