“If I forget you, let my right hand be forgotten,” her mouth was saying. “Add more also, if aught but death part me and thee.”
And, unsteadily: “Griddle.”
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Problems Elrond was expecting in Aman:
Trying to make a new home after leaving Rivendell behind
Dealing with Valinorean elves who are very weird about him being part human and part Maia
Avoiding being crowned again (this one isn't just a Valinor problem)
Trying to stop Bilbo from causing problems
Trying to stop Galadriel from causing problems
People attempting to drag him into the clusterfuck that is Valinorean politics
Having to grow a bunch of his herbs himself because the plants aren't native to Valinor
Problems Elrond was not expecting in Aman:
A sudden abundance of doting parents, grandparents, and other ancestors
(He's gotten very used to being the person who takes care of everyone else)
(Look it's not his fault he's forgotten how to react to parental affection normally)
(It's been a really long time...)
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Oh no where is Tapa...where is she. I'm lost. I miss her I miss this lil bunny. Where is Tapa where is Tapa wh
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Jason: [waking with up with suspicious weight on chest] wha-? WHAT TF GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE RAT!
Damian: [literally standing on him] wake up Todd, I require your hulking, brutish frame.
Jason: You are really bad at asking for help.
Damian: Father has confiscated my Cheese Viking cartridge and, using my stature to his advantage has placed it on a shelf I cannot reach.
Jason: Climb up there yourself it’s the middle of the night, only Tim will notice.
Damian: You underestimate Father. He has implemented a system that will alarm him if any sort of abnormal weight is placed on the shelving.
Jason: Ask Dick or something.
Damian: he far is too short.
Jason: [snickers a little]
Damian: you are the only one who can do this Todd.
Jason: Fine! Fine! Get off of me first knife child.
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you know that trope when a character that is so ridden with guilt and shame and regret goes on a healing journey and as they get better their body starts to feel safe enough to finally gain some weight overtime?
so. yeah. that one.
except it's my Courier with his survival skill as a MAIN ONE, and he's been feeding Boone like five squirrel stews a day
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Ex Jock Bulks Up During Vacation
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thinking ab zane and kai's friendship fr fr,
how zane admires kai's strengths (and knowledge about people) and expresses it explicitly (straight up asking what certain things mean or why people are doing what they're doing) and he's completely genuine about it. like theres no pity or condescending nature towards it, zane just believes that the others on the team know more about life and people than he does. but kai would take that to heart more than the others.
his parents left without telling him why, he wasn't a very good blacksmith leaving nya's heavy lifting to provide for the both of them, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't become the green ninja. he was even the last of the core four to discover his true potential. kai has never been used to genuine praise. kai probably never truly thought that he was the best at something, or better than someone else. but when zane (a literal prodigal nindroid with a heart of gold) asks him for help and holds him at such a high regard? that hits HARD.
and zane, this assumedly perfect nindroid, never seeming to understand how to get people to like him, or how to understand the meaning behind peoples' words, and kai just understands all of that so effortlessly. and instead of being jealous, he just genuinely thinks 'wow, this guy's so smart!' ???
also the underlying idea of them both feeling responsible for everyone and judging themselves bc they feel like they should have prevented something bad from happening or at least taken the brunt of the attack to protect everyone else,, like ouch. the heavy-hitting guilt and grief, the fear of being the only one left in their family, THEY'RE SO AUGHHHH
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