Superman being able to crane his neck like an owl djsjdnsnsnsn really shocked the League the first time. Got even MORE shocked when they learned Batman can't do the same
For context @blorb-el made this amazing post on Kryptonian biology.
“Oh my God,” Wally exclaims.
“That is badass!” Hal adds with wide eyes.
“It’s- it’s nothing,” Clark mutters, even as a light flush rises in his cheeks.
“Can you do that with your entire body?!”
“No, no, just-”
“Who taught you that?!” Wally interrupts before immediately looking to where Batman is standing.
At the intense attention directed his way Bruce looks up from his tablet. Cowl or no cowl, it is clear he’s raising an expectant eyebrow, as if to tell Wally to get to the point already.
“Did Spooky teach you?” Hal asks, a laugh barely contained in his voice. He can’t wait to see Batman all twisted up like a goth-infected owl.
“What?” Clark frowns. “No, of course not, it’s-” He doesn’t get much more out before Wally is standing behind Batman.
“Flash,” Bruce says warningly - and a second too late, because Wally has already placed a hand on each side of his head and is currently trying to twist it to the side.
A loud buzzing sound snaps through the air and Wally shouts as electricity runs through his hands.
“What the f-”
“I warned you,” Bruce says as he calmly walks towards the exit. He has other things to take care of, more important things.
“Batman isn’t Kryptonian,” Clark says as if that explains everything.
It probably does. Wally doesn’t care, his hands are nearly smoking from the power of the cowl’s security measure. Damn paranoid bat.
“Well, he’s creepy enough that it would look more natural on him than on you,” Hal teases.
“It looks plenty natural,” Bruce says without looking back at them. “When he’s on all fours.”
Wally’s eyes nearly fall out of his head, while Hal chokes on air and Clark hides his burning face in his hands. And Bruce says he has no filter.
Don’t poke the bat, it bites back.
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My little sister is on her high school golf team, which is already really funny because she does not have the vibes or personality you would expect of a golfer, but she the other day she sent me a picture of her senior student athlete poster and the energy is so incredible. It's got her in her little polo shirt and glove and everything except instead of coming across as cute suburban golf girl she looks more like the sullen frontwoman of a sapphic grunge band.
Please picture a tiny Korean girl with half her hair dyed hot pink, a bunch of ear and nose piercings, eyebrows filled in with sharp red and black liner and a slit shaved into one of them, and a deeply unimpressed expression on her face, standing there in a golf uniform with a club slung over her shoulder looking more like she's about to hit you with it than she is a golf ball.
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