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halfsixwakeup · 8 months

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Can we appreciate the lunacy of season 9's plot so far? (I have seen some edits and corrections, and you are all absolutely right. I have now updated it)

>Bird man piles up diamonds to mine later

>Some of his neighbours also do this, but with more diamonds

>Neighbourhood-wide competition ensues

>Minor "war" over this, including missiles, portals and australian physics

>War ends, diamonds collected

>Everyone now has so many diamonds they have lost value

>Guy who is possibly part dog is declared king by a silly little guy covered in moss, and has everyone hand over all diamonds

>Dog Guy sets up a quest system with the diamonds as rewards

>Economy re-stabilises

> Dwarf hosts a DoomGuy themed party in Dog Guy's basement

>Dog Guy goes mad with power, recruits Zombie puppet-master, Flying Gun Vigilante, Literal Basement-Dweller (Positive) and Joe Hills. He also bans partying

>Local soup-obsessed Dwarf, Elf and Janitor start a revolution based on a vague interpretation of a prompt from a moustache-themed robot from another dimension.

>They recruit Birdman to assist their resistance and assassinate the King

>Civil unrest leads to a full scale revolt and raiding of the King's vault

>The King is killed by the dwarf and freed from a curse that made him evil

>Moustache Robot reopens dimensional tear and shenanigans ensue, including the Janitor being a Goddess

>Other dimensional visitors follow them back through the portal, hang out for a few weeks, and leave.

>A trading card game exists and is actually pretty cool

#hermitcraft s9 #hermitcraft #grian #pearlescentmoon #goodtimeswithscar #rendog #zombie cleo #joe hills #cubfan135 #impulsev #geminitay #bdubs #vintagebeef

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scp42069howthefisthisnametaken · 6 months

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casino employee: Sir, why are you bringing your underage daughter to the casino?

Imp or Skizz probably: She's not underage 😠

#hermitcraft #geminitay #impulsev #skizzleman

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falconearring · 10 months

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Wanted to dress them in formal wear! Yippy!!

((Tried to work tidier here and I really do not think I'll be doing that again anytime soon))

#falconearringzombieau #ethoslab #joel smallishbeans #grian fanart #gtws fanart #zombiecleo #pearlescentmoon fanart #bdoubleo100 #tangotek #impulsev #life series au

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screachogreilige · 1 year

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Hi! I can’t leave this by just request alone so I would like to say that I love your art! You make cute and pretty art and it’s really nice to see them!

As for the request, maybe you can draw some soup group shenanigans?

thank you :J!

#geminitay #impulsev #pearlescentmoon #hermitcraft #my art #asks :J #screachog art

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rusty-courage · 1 year

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PEARL STOP

#limited life #grian #pearlescentmoon #impulsev #ethoslab #limlife #animation #animatic

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jei-rifni · 2 years

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More hermits!!!

This is part 2!

(Part 1)

Feel free to use as pfp! (With credit of course!)

#bdouble0 #bdoubleo fanart #bdoubleo100 #tango tek #tango tek fanart #impulsev #impulsev fanart #pearlescentmoon fanart #pearlescentmoon #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart

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bdubsgreen · 2 years

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Unfortunately I couldn’t add the full video to the original post but OP WAS NOT LYING ABOUT IMPULSES PIERCINGS >|^~%|<{%AUD17;$,)6

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Twitch Vod Link

(1:28:51)

@simplydm @milo-hypno

#go to 1:05 to see where he talks about it (skip dialogue option)#if y’all wanna be untagged let me know lol #i did not expect to crack open alight motion at 11pm but here I am at 11:21 posting this #source + all the context you’ll need #the mental image is so funny #impulse walking in a piercing place happy and leaving looking like they exorcised him #impulsev #hermitcraft #500 #edit:#I’m ashamed no one has made ‘scarrred for life’ jokes yet #i love everyone melting down in the notes. never change #faves #1000

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to-be-a-dreamer · 6 months

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Pearl cutting directly from Impulse saying "I don't want to do this anymore" to them about to walk into the portal

10/10 editing great job everyone

#pearlescentmoon #impulsev #secret life #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #slsmp #life series #trafficblr

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volcanocraft · 2 years

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your art... your hand now please!!! ill make you breakfast every mrning nd tuck you into bed at night!! please... i love you

#thank you :)#i saw u reblog my animation like 5 times it was very funny #impulsev #double life #double life smp #fanart #ask #this is for you!#bdoubleo100 #art tag

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meteor752 · 2 years

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Double life headcanons 2: Sleeping arrangements

I have now decided that in Double life, the “There’s only one bed” trope is very consistent. So how do these dumbasses sleep, according to moi? Well…

Impulse and BDubs are CUDDLERS. They like to SNUGGLE and CUDDLE and HOLD EACH OTHER DAMMIT. These two make me so soft, hot damn, so I can’t have them just not be soft. They hug each other in their sleep, BDubs is a bit shorter than Impulse so he sleeps with his head tucked underneath his chin. Their legs are tangled, their hands are holding, their breaths are even, and they are HAPPY

Grian and Scar on the other hand, wellllllllll. Simple truth, Grian is a snorer. Not just a snorer, but a snorer and a kicker. Add onto a pair of wings that just smack everything within a ten foot radius every time he turns, and you have yourself an unhappy marriage. Jk, but like poor Scar is laying on the very end of their bed, shaking of sleep deprivation while his hubby is sprawled over the bed starfish style, his mouth making the sounds of a locomotive and his wings half on top of Scar. There’s a reason Scar tends to nap with the Jellies during the day

Ren is a dog, okay? He’s a lil doggo, and so he needs physical contact when he’s sleeping or else he will cry (This is something my dogs do, don’t know if it’s universal). So he’s just straight up CLINGING to BigB when they sleep, Koala style hanging onto him, cuddling as if his life depended on it. This makes it very difficult for BigB himself to sleep, and is partly the reason he went after Grian. Little does he know

Etho and Joel hold hands. That’s it. Neither are too dependent on cuddles, but they do like to know that their soulmate is there, so they lay on opposite sides of the bed, with their hands gently intertwined. It’s kinda sweet actually

Jimmy and Tango spoon, every single fucking night. Even when it’s hot as balls outside, they still spoon as if their lives depended on it. Jimmy is also always the little spoon, despite being the taller of the two m. He just likes to be held and appreciated and loved alright

Cleo and Scott do sleep in the same bed, but they don’t do any form of physical contact. Cleo is the type of person who sleeps on her back (She’s also a snorer btw, rip Scottie), while Scott feels the need to hold a pillow when he sleeps. He is not sure why, but it makes him feel safe, and comforted. It reminds him of simpler times.

Pearl sleeps with her dog. She’s clutching onto Tilly for dear life in her sleep, subconsciously making sure that she doesn’t leave her. Tilly’s a great snuggler.

Martyn sleeps on top of the Bleeding Heart Bastion, for some fucking reason. It’s not comfortable, it sometimes rains, Jimmy and Tango’s son are wrecking havoc just below, but he don’t care about none of that. It’s a testament to his love, he says. He’s also been caught sleeping on Cleo’s fucking lawn

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halfsixwakeup · 7 months

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Come to Hermitcraft Season 9! We have:

Sentient mossman obsessed with the sun

A man who's become so British that he's stealing whole buildings for his museum

Insanely powerful dictator cyborg who is scared of two (2) angry ladies

Your Grandparents' favourite minecraft Youtuber from when they were kids

A woman in a mountain mansion who may have a extra-dimensional doppelganger

An elf-deer-witch who keeps the skulls of her friends as decorations in her torture basements

Walt Disney but he's a genuinely lovely guy

A man with a rock collection who doesn't really know what this 'Geneva Convention' is but would love to go some day

A hypnotist who showed up slightly late but has a farm for just about everything

Living slime who maintains a cathedral while in a war with his neighbour

Stereotypical dwarf except he also owns an island-sized motherboard and the Empire State Building

A second cyborg with an irrational hatred of one (1) rock

JoeHills

Perpetually shocked man with a loveable face

The most self-depreciative engineering genius you've ever met

Crazy Australian lady who may or may not be God

A King who is both corrupted (by a curse) and corrupt (through capitalism)

Woman who drinks tea, lives in tea, gets given tea and believe it or not enjoys tea

A man possessed by a killer dungeon he spent an entire year renovating

A miner with a web of tunnels stretching the length of the world

A blood-stained card game maker

A man of honour, followed around by his evil clone, the man of dishonour

Either a normal man living in a very large train car, or a very small man living a normal train car

DoomGuy but he's very polite

Video game completionist who is so desperate for challenges he's making new ones for himself

An undead puppeteer who can bring statues to life with their magical book

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misted-buttercup-enjoyer · 17 days

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DAMNIT what was that Last Life southlanders post with the lyrics of like that german song "some young men riding around in a car that is not theirs" about the horse they stole?? it haunts me day and night I can't fiiind it

any information is DESPERATELY wanted

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falconearring · 6 months

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Sketchy thingies. I want to draw Impulse all day everyday

#falconearringzombieau #ethoslab #impulsev #joel smallishbeans #life series au

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karmicpunishment · 2 years

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you can chose where your home is but not in whose hearts it lies in or: boatem crew web weave <3 Boatem Crew by @myartdumpster // Unknown // moon big by @inksidze // the river by Mary Oliver // they can finally rest, he’s keeping them safe :) by @he1ian // by @sporkkles-irl // Breezeblocks by alt-J // does it know that we love it? that the universe is kind? by @weatheredcopper

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hopalongfairywren · 2 years

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Some Double Life Couples as Onion news article headlines

Surprised nobody’s done this sooner tbh

part two here:

#mcyt #double life smp #trafficblr #dlsmp #dl!pearl #dl!cleo #dl!scott #dl!impulse #dl!bdubs #dl!martyn #pearlescentmoon #zombiecleo #scott smajor #impulsev #bdouble0 #inthelittlewood

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mysteriousmoss · 1 year

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Just because Team Rancher has reunited doesn’t mean the angst posts shall stop.

ANYWAYS

Time for the Team Rancher Angst of the day.

Mostly Tango centric cause it’s like the au where Jimmy has zero memory of Double Life and I have little angst ideas for him.

After Double Life ended and Tango was back in Hermitcraft he threw himself into his work just to not think of the heartache. He spends days awake working on Decked Out and doesn’t think to care for himself.

People eventually began to notice that something is wrong and it’s not Tango working on his game and losing track of time. Zed and Impulse go over and check to see if Tango is ok. The duo walk in and see Tango all haggard and tired looking. The netherborne’s usually bright fire is dull and he’s shivering even with his cloak on. The two immediately get Tango to stop his work and bring him towards spawn where some other Hermits are worriedly waiting.

Tango is overly exhausted and doesn’t notice that someone is carrying him to his starter house and doesn’t process that he was placed in a bed.

After awhile Tango gets better and when questioned why he wasn’t caring for himself he just says “I lost my canary, my rancher….my soulmate.” And he just has a breakdown with months of pent up emotions finally showing.

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When Jimmy first woke up on Empires he felt he lost something….someone. It doesn’t take him long to push that feeling of sadness, of lost down and focus on his empire.

Even though Jimmy wanted the Warden gone he couldn’t help but feel sadness for some reason.

Whenever he tends to the cows he turns around to greet someone but instantly becomes confused as to why he was trying to greet someone.

Whenever he gathers eggs Jimmy can’t help but stand there sometimes wondering ‘Why am I doing this, getting the eggs isn’t my chore, it’s _____’s’ he once more pushes those thoughts away and does his chores

#hermitblr #hermitcraft #empires smp #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #team rancher #rancher duo #trafficblr #last life smp #solidaritygaming #solidaritek #impulsev #zedaph

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