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Meteor Is A Dumbass And That’s Okay
Hi, I’m Meteor (Not real name) and I probs should have stuff written here | They/Them | Polyamorous non-binary Lesbian | Swedish bitch| My fandoms are all over the place | Very dramatic | Very depressed | I don’t care what you ship, as long as it’s not hurting you or anyone else | Pisces | 18|
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Yooooooo, Taffy Ties!
From @MCChampionship_
👑 Announcing team Pink Parrots! 👑
@.TangoTekLP @.impulseSV @.EthoLP @.theskizzleman
Watch them in MCC on Saturday 4th May at 8pm BST!
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Add Gem to the Lizzie Skizz Mumbo polycule
That’s three more fankids, that won’t even be canon
Listen, I’ll make a fankid for Gem and the next person who joins the life series, deal?
#Designs are hard you guys#I already struggle to stay on theme with the kids I already have#dlsmp fankids#dlsmp children#double life fankids#geminitay
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Horse’s spell roster is kinda insane, cause like
First Spell: Her tail can now talk and move and sing. It’s surprisingly good at it too
Second spell: She can fully invade someone’s mind, totally incapacitating them by doing so, and is therefore capable of stopping anyone from doing anything permanently, while also seeing every part of their life up till that moment
Third Spell: She can shoot tiny versions of herself from her hoof
#Who’s willing to bet that her fourth spell is like blowing up the sun or something#And then number five is like Make good gigglecakes :D#Centaurworld#Horse#centaurworld horse#It feels rude that she doesn’t have a name
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Guess who wrote this one
Submitted through the form
The captain and fox boy absolutely teamed through like, being near each other. They just spawned close by, and through the attack of a zombie horde or something where Captain saved Fundy’s ass, they are now inseparable 👍 Also yes their dynamic is very father-son coded
#I’ve actually been like#The number one Fundy submitter I’m pretty sure#I wrote his bio as well#(And the captain’s so you know nice to see them teaming)#I am also very obsessed wit the duo lol#Their dynamic isn’t real but it’s already making me mentally ill guys#Meteor reblogs#poll life smp
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Wait
Joel has brown eyes
And Etho has a black and a red one
Why did I give Jassy green eyes?
#Legit why I do not remember my reasoning#dlsmp fankids#dlsmp children#double life fankids#joel smallishbeans#ethoslab#jassy smallishbeans#boat boys#Smalletho
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Who of the kids would win in a life series?
OOOOOOOOOOO
I actually haven't thought about this, but like I'm having just all the thoughts right now
Cause they all know the ins and outs of the series, every little loophole you'd be able to abuse, so knowledge-wise they're all on the same wavelength.
Liana has the Scar-licensed Silver tongue, but considering all the other kids know her and her tricks that ability wouldn't help her for too long. She does have the long-range advantage, being the only one skilled with the bow, but that's her only combat experience. Her odds are low
Wes is physically tanky, so he can both deal a lot of damage and take a lot of hits, but he’s also extremely anxious and would probably be afraid to hurt people. He also relies on his bulk, so heavy armor and shields isn’t his priority, meaning weak spots can easily be exploited. I doubt he’d win, but he’d make it a bit, possibly top three
Gertrude is a redstoner which means she’s capable of complicated traps, she’s a good physical fighter, and she has the advantage of being a fricking werewolf. Her biggest weakness is her own intelligence, mainly when it comes to logic reasoning, and let’s be honest here, trust. She’s quite easy to fool this one. So while she could possibly win the whole thing, she could also be the first one out lol.
Johnny is the son of two curses, so you know that’s not great. I mean, those curses are broken (was Tango’s curse broken? I can’t remember lol) but it’s still a disadvantage. Johnny is thought a fire demon, and can inflict second degree burns just by biting someone, and he’s also an animal wrangler and talented with both the lasso and whip. He does have the same problem as Wes, in that he doesn’t really wanna kill people. I don’t think he has the worst odds (unless he has the canary curse), so he could possibly make it to the top three.
Jassy wins. Just, no question, she wins. She’s a ninja and expert in many forms of combat, and she’s stealthy like it’s nobody’s business. And while she does care for her friends, she’s not afraid to kill them in cold blood to win. Jassy is the winner. Congrats anime girl
Jekiv is where things get complicated, because a very important question is posed. Does he get to keep his magic or not? Because if Jek has fricking necromancy, he’s winning. Like no shot. Jassy can be as talented as she wants, she’s not fighting an army of undead. But if he doesn’t have his magic, then Jekiv’s only option is an alliance with Wes, and even then he’s on thin ice.
Novo is not getting far. He’s small, frail, with negative charm and no self preservation. The only thing he’s got going for him is his unpredictably, something that will not get him very far. If Jekiv can’t use magic, then he might be the second one out, but if not then he’s out first, no doubt.
So the most probable order would be either
Jekiv-Novo-Liana-Gertrude-Johnny-Wes-Jassy
OR
Novo-Liana-Gertrude-Johnny-Wes-Jassy-Jekiv
It is a little funny how Jek, Novo, and Liana are the children of the six winners, yet they’d be completely awful in these games lol
Also I am, heavily considering making actual traffic designs for them, like color indicators and all, so you know we’ll see if I get around to doing that
#double life smp#dlsmp#dlsmp fankids#dlsmp children#double life fankids#liana no last name given#Wes Double-Sv#Gertrude Statz-Diggity Dawg#Johnathan ‘Johnny’ Tek#jassy smallishbeans#Jekiv Inthelittlewood#Novo Major-Moon#Life series au#Life game au
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Stop hanging out without meeeeeeee
i flew across the country and all i got was this lousy (checks notes) mogswamp/pixlriffs addiction
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A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!”
“Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly drown myself.”
“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Climb aboard, then!” But no sooner than they were halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog, and they both began to thrash and drown. “Why on earth did you do that?” the frog said morosely. “Now we’re both going to die.”
“I can’t help it,” said the scorpion. “It’s my nature.”
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…But no sooner than they were halfway across the river, the frog felt a subtle motion on its back, and in a panic dived deep beneath the rushing waters, leaving the scorpion to drown.
“It was going to sting me anyway,” muttered the frog, emerging on the other side of the river. “It was inevitable. You all knew it. Everyone knows what those scorpions are like. It was self-defense.”
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…But no sooner had they cast off from the bank, the frog felt the tip of a stinger pressed lightly against the back of its neck. “What do you think you’re doing?” said the frog.
“Just a precaution,” said the scorpion. “I cannot sting you without drowning. And now, you cannot drown me without being stung. Fair’s fair, isn’t it?”
They swam in silence to the other end of the river, where the scorpion climbed off, leaving the frog fuming.
“After the kindness I showed you!” said the frog. “And you threatened to kill me in return?”
“Kindness?” said the scorpion. “To only invite me on your back after you knew I was defenseless, unable to use my tail without killing myself? My dear frog, I only treated you as I was treated. Your kindness was as poisoned as a scorpion’s sting.”
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…“Just a precaution,” said the scorpion. “I cannot sting you without drowning. And now, you cannot drown me without being stung. Fair’s fair, isn’t it?”
“You have a point,” the frog acknowledged. “But once we get to dry land, couldn’t you sting me then without repercussion?”
“All I want is to cross the river safely,” said the scorpion. “Once I’m on the other side I would gladly let you be.”
“But I would have to trust you on that,” said the frog. “While you’re pressing a stinger to my neck. By ferrying you to land I’d be be giving up the one deterrent I hold over you.”
“But by the same logic, I can’t possibly withdraw my stinger while we’re still over water,” the scorpion protested.
The frog paused in the middle of the river, treading water. “So, I suppose we’re at an impasse.”
The river rushed around them. The scorpion’s stinger twitched against the frog’s unbroken skin. “I suppose so,” the scorpion said.
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A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Absolutely not!” said the frog, and dived beneath the waters, and so none of them learned anything.
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A scorpion, being unable to swim, asked a turtle (as in the original Persian version of the fable) to carry it across the river. The turtle readily agreed, and allowed the scorpion aboard its shell. Halfway across, the scorpion gave in to its nature and stung, but failed to penetrate the turtle’s thick shell. The turtle, swimming placidly, failed to notice.
They reached the other side of the river, and parted ways as friends.
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…Halfway across, the scorpion gave in to its nature and stung, but failed to penetrate the turtle’s thick shell.
The turtle, hearing the tap of the scorpion’s sting, was offended at the scorpion’s ungratefulness. Thankfully, having been granted the powers to both defend itself and to punish evil, the turtle sank beneath the waters and drowned the scorpion out of principle.
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A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” sneered the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back.”
The scorpion pleaded earnestly. “Do you think so little of me? Please, I must cross the river. What would I gain from stinging you? I would only end up drowning myself!”
“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Even a scorpion knows to look out for its own skin. Climb aboard, then!”
But as they forged through the rushing waters, the scorpion grew worried. This frog thinks me a ruthless killer, it thought. Would it not be justified in throwing me off now and ridding the world of me? Why else would it agree to this? Every jostle made the scorpion more and more anxious, until the frog surged forward with a particularly large splash, and in panic the scorpion lashed out with its stinger.
“I knew it,” snarled the frog, as they both thrashed and drowned. “A scorpion cannot change its nature.”
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A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. The frog agreed, but no sooner than they were halfway across the scorpion stung the frog, and they both began to thrash and drown.
“I’ve only myself to blame,” sighed the frog, as they both sank beneath the waters. “You, you’re a scorpion, I couldn’t have expected anything better. But I knew better, and yet I went against my judgement! And now I’ve doomed us both!”
“You couldn’t help it,” said the scorpion mildly. “It’s your nature.”
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…“Why on earth did you do that?” the frog said morosely. “Now we’re both going to die.”
“Alas, I was of two natures,” said the scorpion. “One said to gratefully ride your back across the river, and the other said to sting you where you stood. And so both fought, and neither won.” It smiled wistfully. “Ah, it would be nice to be just one thing, wouldn’t it? Unadulterated in nature. Without the capacity for conflict or regret.”
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“By the way,” said the frog, as they swam, “I’ve been meaning to ask: What’s on the other side of the river?”
“It’s the journey,” said the scorpion. “Not the destination.”
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…“What’s on the other side of anything?” said the scorpion. “A new beginning.”
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…”Another scorpion to mate with,” said the scorpion. “And more prey to kill, and more living bodies to poison, and a forthcoming lineage of cruelties that you will be culpable in.”
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…”Nothing we will live to see, I fear,” said the scorpion. “Already the currents are growing stronger, and the river seems like it shall swallow us both. We surge forward, and the shoreline recedes. But does that mean our striving was in vain?”
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“I love you,” said the scorpion.
The frog glanced upward. “Do you?”
“Absolutely. Can you imagine the fear of drowning? Of course not. You’re a frog. Might as well be scared of breathing air. And yet here I am, clinging to your back, as the waters rage around us. Isn’t that love? Isn’t that trust? Isn’t that necessity? I could not kill you without killing myself. Are we not inseparable in this?”
The frog swam on, the both of them silent.
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“I’m so tired,” murmured the frog eventually. “How much further to the other side? I don’t know how long we’ve been swimming. I’ve been treading water. And it’s getting so very dark.”
“Shh,” the scorpion said. “Don’t be afraid.”
The frog’s legs kicked out weakly. “How long has it been? We’re lost. We’re lost! We’re doomed to be cast about the waters forever. There is no land. There’s nothing on the other side, don’t you see!”
“Shh, shh,” said the scorpion. “My venom is a hallucinogenic. Beneath its surface, the river is endlessly deep, its currents carrying many things.”
“You - You’ve killed us both,” said the frog, and began to laugh deliriously. ��Is this - is this what it’s like to drown?”
“We’ve killed each other,” said the scorpion soothingly. “My venom in my glands now pulsing through your veins, the waters of your birthing pool suffusing my lungs. We are engulfing each other now, drowning in each other. I am breathless. Do you feel it? Do you feel my sting pierced through your heart?”
“What a foolish thing to do,” murmured the frog. “No logic. No logic to it at all.”
“We couldn’t help it,” whispered the scorpion. “It’s our natures. Why else does anything in the world happen? Because we were made for this from birth, darling, every moment inexplicable and inevitable. What a crazy thing it is to fall in love, and yet - It’s all our fault! We are both blameless. We’re together now, darling. It couldn’t have happened any other way.”
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“It’s funny,” said the frog. “I can’t say that I trust you, really. Or that I even think very much of you and that nasty little stinger of yours to begin with. But I’m doing this for you regardless. It’s strange, isn’t it? It’s strange. Why would I do this? I want to help you, want to go out of my way to help you. I let you climb right onto my back! Now, whyever would I go and do a foolish thing like that?”
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A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!”
“Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly drown myself.”
“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Come aboard, then!” But no sooner had the scorpion mounted the frog’s back than it began to sting, repeatedly, while still safely on the river’s bank.
The frog groaned, thrashing weakly as the venom coursed through its veins, beginning to liquefy its flesh. “Ah,” it muttered. “For some reason I never considered this possibility.”
“Because you were never scared of me,” the scorpion whispered in its ear. “You were never scared of dying. In a past life you wore a shell and sat in judgement. And then you were reborn: soft-skinned, swift, unburdened, as new and vulnerable as a child, moving anew through a world of children. How could anyone ever be cruel, you thought, seeing the precariousness of it all?” The scorpion bowed its head and drank. “How could anyone kill you without killing themselves?”
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I think, considering how most of those villains were returning from like a thousand years ago, Equestrian just had a real bad problem with long stretches of peace, and then just all the villains all at once.
I think Celestial should have paced out her banishments a little, like a new villain every hundred years. Then the poor Librarian might would have been able to catch a break
Honestly the story of mlp must be very weird from the pov of a random guy in ponyville, like one day a new antisocial librarian moves into town, and like a year later that librarian ascends into godhood and becomes the new ruler of the entire world
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All I can say about the How To Train Your Dragon franchise is that Ruffnut uses She/He pronouns, and Tuffnut uses He/She pronouns, and the confusion when it comes to addressing them keeps them going
#“’Mom says it’s MY turn on the gender!!’#‘You had it last week!’#They also use We/Us when addressing themselves even when they aren’t together#So they will look like they have a twin hive mind to freak people out#Anyways Dagur is best boy Snotlout is a close second the twins is third#and Whispering Death is the best dragon I want one so badly#how to train your dragon#httyd headcanon#ruffnut thorston#tuffnut thorston#(The last names in this show makes no sense but like whatever)
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There’s actually nothing funnier than the fact that not only did I watch the entirety of Young royals season three in the living room WITH MY GRANDMOTHER (She loved it and was very invested, Sara was her fave), but my dad came back during the FUCKING SEX SCENE IN LIKE EPISODE THREE, so I was sitting there WATCHING GAY SEX WITH MY GRANDMA IN THE LIVING ROOM, AND THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED
I literally lived through the meme, “Young Royals when you’re watching it by yourself vs Young Royals when your parents walk in”
#I will not talk about the first time#It was a mistake and we were all horrified#young royals#prince wilhelm#(Feels weird to call him that now lol)#simon eriksson#wilmon#She had to go to bed after episode four cause she has a flight tomorrow#So I will explain the ending of the show to her tomorrow night
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Meteors con adventures continue
I went here to promote my larp group actually, so I dressed up as one of my characters (Khufu, a nomad who’s mute because of a curse, and also a fox but I didn’t want to bring my fox ears and tail cause kids will just mess them up), and sat as a potionmaker to give people a taste for larping. It was a lot of fun!
The last picture features my masterpiece, a concoction of all the ingredients we brought with us, which includes a soda that tastes like exotic fruits, mint syrup, and hot sauce. It tasted disgusting, but like six people asked for it lol
The lady I’m with is a Swedish voice actress, who’s played (amongst other characters), Princess Luna, Peridot, Derpy Hooves, Chloe Park, and Korra. I almost cried meeting her
Also while waiting for the bus we find an ice slide, and we had a blast with that (The people I was with told me it was super slippery tho, so like you can see the hesitation when I sit down lol)
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Honestly the story of mlp must be very weird from the pov of a random guy in ponyville, like one day a new antisocial librarian moves into town, and like a year later that librarian ascends into godhood and becomes the new ruler of the entire world
#I would respect the hell out of every librarian I ever met if I lived in Equestria#You never know which one will be your next god#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp g4#twilight sparkle#that one weird prissy girl you went to school with in your youth becomes the head of a fashion empire and the savior of the world#That shy girl you used to bully marries the embodiment of chaos#Those two girls who wouldn’t stop fighting during the autumn race gets married#And one of them becomes the captain of the wonderbolts#Your towns local baker marries Weird Al Yankovich#Id be pissed at myself that I never volunteered to help out during the summer solstice all those years back#outside pov
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One last time,
@sootings truly, truly, fuck you
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So it’s that time of the year again, the day where I celebrate popping out of my mums vagaigai
I’m 19 now, which is the most boring age in the world, like what
At least I know how to read ☺️
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Listen if I woke up after just having been born from a child’s stupid laughter, and the queen of the fairies basically just said time to choose your starter, and I would have ended up on pixie dust duty I would have walked off that mushroom and killed myself
#The Tinkerbell movies are my comfort movies#but like genuinely brewing a dust fairy must suck ass#Like all your friends get to grow flowers and control water and talk to animals and build shit#But you’re just a blue collar worker essentially#tinkerbell#pixie hollow#the tinkerbell movies#Shitpost
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