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hunn1e-bunn1e · 3 months

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hiii i just read "your melon bread" fic of denji and IT'S SO GOOD (i smashed the follow button immediately lol)

and i saw your asks are open so can i request a part 2 of it where the next day when denji, aki and power are patrolling the town and they walked pass a bakery and denji remembered what happened yesterday and forced aki to get inside and buy him melon bread but was greeted by the reader who's family owns the bakery (this is my first time requesting so sorry if it gets confusing and feel free to ignore this if u dont want to or if it makes u uncomfortable :3)

and can i be the 🦈 anon thankksss hope u have a good morning/evening/night ^_^

Denji Hayakawa - Half Your Melon Bread 2

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Hey 🦈Shark anon! Sorry for the absurdly long delay, but I've finally completed your ask. At first, I was just going to ignore it since “Half Your Melon Bread” was supposed to be a one-off thing, but the more I thought about it, the more I came to like it! — Benny🐰

Part 1

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Aki was… perplexed to say the least. The fiend(?) that he had been tasked to watch over hadn't so much as muttered Makima's name since yesterday; it was kind of unsettling. All the blonde idiot seemed to do was stare off into the distance and mutter something about bread.

While the topknot-styled man was a bit relieved that he wasn't being bothered by both of the idiots under his watch; he did grow a bit concerned. It seemed as though Power had as well, judging by the hard stare that she was drilling into the side of the Chainsaw Devil hybrid's head. The strawberry blonde hadn't uttered a word since they left the house; only staring at him in silence with a deep frown on her face.

Denji himself was deep in thought. That stranger… he never got their name; they left before he could ask. He did remember their face though, so he'll definitely thank them when he sees them again and maybe they'd let him touch their chest—

Bonk!

The dirty blonde walked right into a light pole while he was distracted by his thoughts. The boy groaned as he clutched his head in a futile attempt to soothe the pain and the ringing in his ears. As he looked at what he'd run into, he saw a soft yellow light in the corner of his eye. Turning his head, he saw that he, Aki, and Power were standing in front of a bakery.

A bakery… Baking… Bread is baked… Oh! Melon bread! He could get some of that here!

Quickly, Denji walks into the building, ignoring the annoyed protests of the senior devil hunter and cheers for food from the blood fiend. The smell of butter freshly baked dough immediately permeated his nostrils as he walked through the door. It was a comforting but hunger-inducing smell that had likely not only him, but everyone else in the building heavily salivating.

“Welcome to Chubby Bunny Bakery; I can help you right over here, Sir.”

A voice from behind the dirty blonde draws his attention from observing the bakery's interior and to the order station.

The devil man's eyes widen as he sees the figure standing behind the display case. It was the stranger from yesterday in the park! They were holding onto a sheet pan of cookies; sliding the display case glass backing to the side and putting the pan of cookies inside.

“It's you!”

Denji exclaims as he, rather rudely, points at them; finger only inches from their face due to how close he already was.

The stranger stares at him for a bit before they chuckles and gently grab his wrist to pull his hand down. They grab a small menu card from a stack of them that sits next to the register and place it in front of him with a small smile.

“Yes, it's me, bread boy. Did you have anything in mind already? If not, you can look at our menu here to help you decide.”

The stranger tells him, tapping the menu card between them twice.

“Oh! Uh– melon bread. Pl—”

The devil man was interrupted by a firm grip on his shoulder flipping him around to face an incredibly annoyed aki.

“And what money are you going to use to pay for it? Not mine.”

The raven-haired man asked rhetorically as he glared at the younger boy.

While Aki was talking the stranger came back to the front with a beige wax paper bag in their hand and held it out to the dirty blonde. Denji gingerly took it in his hand, ignoring his superior's irate rantings, and pulled out the glazed treat. He took a hesitant bite and his cheeks flushed a soft pink as the sweet melon flavor washed over his tongue.

The stranger smiled at him before turning to the top-knot-baring man with their hand out expectantly. He sighed as he realized that he would be paying for Denji's food after all. Shoving his hand into his back pocket; he takes out his wallet and reluctantly forks over the needed amount, though not before he throws a nasty glare the younger boy's way.

“So, uh, I never got your name. Or gave you mine, really. I'm Denji.”

The dirty blonde shyly muttered between nibbles of his sweet treat.

The stranger chuckles at his timid demeanor, figuring that he was just feeling a little embarrassed by the fact that he had no money. They rest their chin in the palm of their hand as they look him up and down; thinking about how he kind of reminds them of a dog.

“Well, nice to meet you, Denji. I'm [Name].”

They introduce themself lazily; taking his hand in theirs and giving it a firm shake.

Suddenly though, the baked treat was snatched from the dirty blonde's hand by a wild Power as she dashed to the door.

“Sharing is caring, henchman!”

The blood fiend shouts as she is chased out of the door by both males.

[Name] stares at the door for a few seconds before letting out an amused chuckle. What a strange bunch, they thought with a smile.

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fellow-anime-weeb927 · 3 months

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Some things that Dr Ratio does (in my imagination-)

-he would read some books that you suggested to him(?)

-I can see him as a light-sleeper

-I wonder if he would listen to classical music?

-he would and will bonk you on the head lightly

-he would shiver if you trace his muscles (insert fangirling noises)

-he secretly wants you to play with his hair

-imagine him putting his hair piece in your hair (I wanna try it-)

-he might use a bri’ish accent just for fun and sip tea while doing that lol

-he would call you ‘my idiot’ hehe

-taking baths together is a must!

-gotta cleanse the mind and body no?

-study dates also a must!

-gotta make sure you aren’t entirely stupid (no offense and I’m no better!)

-he might kiss you to shut you up hehehe

-I can imagine the kiss would be like soft and quick or rough and deep •///_///•

-would back you up if you’re arguing with someone you hate

-by backing up I mean he literally offends the person with comebacks about their family, personality, looks, even their existence (calling them an accident lol-)

-then he’s gonna cuddle you like there’s no tomorrow (in private ofc <3)

-he’s touch-starved, change my mind I dare you >:D

-he would be begging for more of your affection and attention like a lil’ brat

-I can imagine him being possessive because you belong to him and him alone

-he would leave little marks on your neck on places where people could see (holy shit-)

-he may be a cocky and rude bastard to everyone but he’s caring and soft to you♡

-only you get this special treatment, he’s gonna worship you till you die♡

Ok this is a lot of stuff, I might continue, let me know and leave a like if you enjoyed~!✨

Also Dr Ratio supremacy forever🛐

#hsr dr ratio #hsr dr ratio x reader #dr ratio x reader #hsr x reader

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theheromira · 7 months

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Nimona appreciation post (Part 3 of idk even know how many)

Hi guys, I'm back with Part 3. Sorry about the delay, I tend to procrastinate even if something has to do with my newest hyperfixation lol (Pic for attention, like always lol)

at the beginning he says to Amb that he's not brooding and now he tells Nimona that "Knights don't mope, they brood."

"Murder him, murdder her, murder everyone!" aaand there is Amb standing int the door and Bals pose XD

Amb lil smile when he sees Bal. He probably thought that he killed Bal and seems glas that he's not

Also him just looking at Bals arm

Nimonas lil "Gesundheit" is way better in the english version ngl

Nemesis 😈

"Oh, look! It's Gloreth!" and the knights behind them actually look in the direction she pointed at

Amb acting like he was about to draw his sword and looking like they just caught him doing something forbidden like I don't even know

Bals almost defeated face at the beginning of the closet scene

Nimona just casually ripping that pipe out of the wall

Bals hamster cheeks when she grabs his face

that die-in-the-closet-dialogue felt very strange to me but I still don't completely understand how people can hate people who have a different orientation than them (sexual or not, I don't know how to say that exactly but I hope you kinda understand me?). There shouldn't be a problem about dying in a closet in real life and I really understand why people are so close-minded and this is still happening, I guess. Why does this "kids movie" motivate me to think about this kind of issue so much? But I guess it's a good thing, I'm probably/definitely not the only one who watched Nimona and really started to think about this (and the other themes of this movie)

also Nimona literally coming out of the closet (as a shape-shifter) is like really nice, I love little things like that in movies that you maybe not even register at first

I like to think that the axe opening the door is a little "Shining" reference

Nimona casually catching the arrow before her face

Bal being the competent idiot that he is grabbing the first thing his hand finds to use as a weapon without even looking

"Even if you see the horn?"

"I will not freak… Uhhh" with that face XD

I just looove her line "This is the part where you run.", how she looks at the knights and how they start to panic

Bals face while getting out of the closet is like: What the everloving hell did just happen/is just happening?

"Yeah" "Oh no! Stay away! Get back! No! This is not happening!" XD

Amb just being bamboozled and proving that he's at least a bit of a Nerd (who other then a Nerd or a Zoologist would call a Rhino by it's full name)

"Leave that guy alone!" "Take that" bonks him away with her horn lol, they are such a good duo

Stairs are either your best friend (Nimona seemingly) or your worst enemy (Kungfu Panda)

Bal just being completely like a fish out of water by what is happening during that chase is also kinda hilarious

Also him still having the brain to tell her she needs to go right in all of this mayhem is very competent of him, I stan him just a bit ngl

the whale

hey def needed a meeting table that round, they are a kingdom of knights

loving that Todd gets the tiny d*** joke, one of the best jokes in the movie and this movie has a lot of good ones

THE MUSIC <3

Now he wants the staircase, Bal really should make up his mind XD

I'm a bit sad that the original BlueSky-Scene where she changes into a dragon didn't make it in there but this is also fine, I guess

How did Bal survive that fall?

also loving how he just slides the last few metres face down lol

Nimona looking at Bal before she says her "Something, something, something, we win." was kinda cute

Explosions! "Metal" Also: stuff like this reminds me of a kind of old scetch from a comedian (I know the guy from some youtube vids of different poetry slams but he is a comedian now) I like pertaining bear catapults (I def will get myself some tickets if he ever does a show near me, the guy is hilarious)

Bal looking kinda chill (he prob has a concussion and isn't quite there, I guess) at the different things that fly towards them and then focusing on that little bit of debris that knocks him out (and the sound he makes when he gets hit) lol

Sooo, that was it for part 3. Short I know, but I think I will try to get these posts out and ngl my attention span is a bit short at the moment… with this kind of post thats more on the short site I believe I can stay on the topic and not procrastinate that much. Maybe there will also be some longer ones inbetween, we will see. Have a good one guys ^^

#netflix nimona #nimona #appreciation #gay knights #nimona film #nimona spoilers #nimona ballister #goldenheart

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kyskaisen · 1 year

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can u write fluff for tsunade? she is literally so underrated! plus sorry for requesting so much LMFAOO 😭

i love how i make the call for attention ONCE and all the hoes start coming in😌/j anyways YES!! she's so underrated (if we're talking about her character, not her tits) and so hot lol please step on me tsunade

ANYWAYS ur good! idm the requesting :D

pairing: tsunade x f! reader (hope u dont mind)

soft spot.

whenever shizune would enter her office and mention your name, tsunade would always let out a sigh and rest her forehead on her hand, thinking what did y/n do now?

she tried to act like it didnt bother her, treating your scratches and bruises is just the same as treating anybody else's. she always found herself scolding you for getting yourself hurt whenever you'd come back from a mission. all you'd do is just sit there and smile at her once she finished. she'd bonk you in the head and call you an idiot then go about her day.

after a while, shizune would come into her office, preparing to say your name and expecting a long sigh from deep within her chest. but it was different. she'd look and sound more worried than before. the way her eyebrows would furrow and her eyes would soften whenever shizune mentioned what injury you had told shizune that tsunade has a soft spot for you.

so when tsunade repeated your name with a shout right after shizune, it confirmed her theory.

"lady tsunade, do you perhaps..have..feelings for y/n?" she asked nervously as tsunade rushed out of her chair. her silky blonde hair following her movements as she sped out of the office and straight to the med bay. "whatever do you mean? feelings? the age gap is tremendous! there is no possible way i'd catch feelings for a girl nearly 30 years younger than me!"

"she's 28, lady tsunade.." shizune trailed off before tsunade swung open the door to where it hit the wall. there you were, laying in that bed which after a while was your very own after coming here so often. you turned to the two women standing in the door and gave them a cheeky grin. "good afternoon, lady tsunade!"

"don't 'lady tsunade' me! look what you did! your arm's twisted into a roll! you might as well become a twizzler!" she scolded, holding your twisted arm. you winced slightly at the pain before she let it drop to your side.

"sakura was out of chakra, so she couldn't do much about it. she gave me a pill, and that was about all she could do." you explained while tsunade let out a huff as she sped over to the cabinets and grabbed a spoon.

"she couldn't at least sling it?" she sneered, sitting down on your bed next to you. you shrugged before tsunade shoved the spoon's handle in your mouth. "bite down. this'll hurt." she warned before placing rough hands on your twists, emitting chakra from the palm of her hands and eliciting a scream from your mouth as you bit down hard on the spoon.

after that, tsunade found herself scoffing and speeding towards the cabinet to grab an ice pack and stuff it on your arm. the look on your face that quickly changed from a look of pain to a blank stare that you gave her surprised her, just like all the other times before. "you look like a school nurse." you comment with a chuckle, not even paying any mind to the swelling pain in your arm.

she scoffed again. "y/n, why do you always come in here? it's been a record that once or twice a week you'd come in here with something new for me to fix!"

"why do you always come to my rescue, lady tsunade?" you ask, your blank stare somehow turning even more blank. tsunade's eyes wrenched wider and parted her lips, her frown leaving her face. "..well how do you want me to answer that?! coming to your rescue is just like coming to anybody else's! it's my job!" she frowned once again, and you only smiled. then you tapped your chin.

"..no, wait, cuz whenever naruto get's hurt, he has sakura to help him! only when the situation is dire is when you come in!" you chirp before looking up to find her giving you a deadpan expression.

she sighed and looked at shizune still in the room. shizune only shrugged before tsunade looked back at your smiling face. "because i'd be bored if i didn't have to come to your rescue every so often.." she mumbled under her breath, cheeks turning pink.

"really? bored? i thought you'd get annoyed of me after a while." you commented. tsunade looked up and gave you a wry smile. "well, i did. i am right now, actually," she answered before her wry smile turned into a genuine one. "but i don't mind." she finished quietly. you blushed slightly then your smile grew.

after a moment, tsunade reached her hand up to your head to ruffle your hair. you smiled like a kid and basked in her attention. tsunade softly chuckled before she leaned down to kiss your forehead. your smile fell as your eyes widened and your cheeks turned a deep shade of red. she chuckled again at your reaction. then she turned for the door, shizune following after her.

before she was completely out, she placed a hand on the door frame and turned her head back towards you, and grinned.

"have a good day, y/n. see you next time."

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OMG THATS SO CUTEEEEE GOODBYEEE i wish shoko from jjk would treat my wounds like that

anyways hope u enjoyed! i rlly did like writing this one lol

#tsunade #tsunade x reader #naruto fluff #naruto x you #naruto #shizune #naruto series

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fem-dom-roze · 2 years

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Fun Learning

Sub!Brat!Kuroo x Hard Dom!Reader

A/N : Guess whose back yall ;D

Summary : Tetsuro might be good in chemistry but you're the one helping him study mathematics. He's being childish and not taking stuff seriously but you know just how to tame him.

Warnings : Bratty Sub Kuroo, Dom Reader, reader's genitals are not mentioned but he calls them ma'am, pain kink, cock slapping (lol), cock stepping, sadism AND MOST IMPORTANTLY- MATH TERMS

tell me if I missed anything :)

"Tetsu! Pay attention goddamnit!" You bonked his head.

"Yea no this is too boring" Tetsuro responded with an eye roll

"That's not an excuse idiot. We've been trying to study the same topic for 2 hours and you haven't answered even a single question." You glared at him.

"Awh c'mon Chibi-Chan~ we have much more interesting things to do" He slid his hand on your thigh lovingly, rather seductively. You swatted his hand away, upset with his behaviour. Slowly your frown turned into a smirk.

"You know what Tetsu.. I have a great idea" You gave Kuroo the book and sat down on the table, pushing away his chair with your foot. Your foot was dangerously close to his dick.

"Read the equation on page number 69 and tell me which property is being used there."

He, looked at you questioningly but complied.

"Oh, and dare I tell you... Give a wrong answer, you face the consequences" you winked at him.

"I really have no clue and I don't wanna know either- h-holy fuck" You cut him off as you gently placed your foot on his cock and smiled, looking straight into his eyes. He knew it was a warning but he couldn't help the fact that it took him mere seconds to get an erection. You didn't miss the tent in his sweatpants either.

"No, I really don't know babe. And now that I think about it... I'd like to find out more about the so called Consequences" He smirked and looked up at you.

You grinned.

"Oh fuck Chibi-Chan~" he threw his head back as you pressed his cock.

"Now now, back to the book baby. Next equation. And remember, the more mistakes you make, the harder the punishment."

"Ah I'm looking forward to it love. And about the next question...How about no?" oh he was asking for it.

You pressed down on his cock again, but this time not gently... It was on a thin line between pain and pleasure. His eyes widened as he grabbed the armrests to ground himself, choking on his own moan.

"Nuh uh, wrong answer prince. Try again."

"I-uh-" It was now that he felt alarmed, knowing tha he hadn't paid attention to a single thing you taught him. All he was looking at was how your hands moved as you explained, how your eyes focused on one word and another, how cute you looked when you got angry at him when he didn't answer.

"What happened? Cat got your tongue, baby?" You pressed at the moist spot on his sweats.

"Shit, Babe, hey, how about we continue this concept tomorrow? Start it again? I r-really don't think we can-"

"Tetsuro..."

He looked at you with puppy-eyes, little did he know that only fed the sadist in you as you grinned. Your hand reached for the scale behind you. You got off the table and stood in front of him looking down at him with an intimidating look.

"C-chibi-chan?"

"Uh-uh.. Ma'am"

"Babe we can talk ab-" He jumped in his seat as you whipped the scale on his cock.

"What did I say?"

"MA'AM M-MA'AM"

"good. Now tell me sweetheart, how do you prove that AO/BO = CO/DO?"

"Fuck- I can't- I can't think when you have that goddamn scale on my cock baby-"

SLAP

You slapped his cock again as he thrashed in his chair, knowing well enough about what would happen if he disobeyed you and got up.

You laughed, "Too fucking bad, love. Let's continue"

After around 23 questions and 2 hours of pure torture you grinned at the sight of him, watery eyes with a few tears falling, hair a mess, drool falling from his lips, head thrown back and no thought in his brain, just you and your evil scale.

"Baby, looking at your state right now, I think I might go a little easy on you hm? What's 2×2?"

He sobbed and looked at you, not being able to comprehend what you just said.

You hovered the scale right over his erect cock as he bucked up, making you chuckle.

"It's pathetic how slutty you're acting" You spit, your words sounding more mocking than venomous. He gulped at the statement only hearing the words 'pathetic' and 'slutty'.

"What's 2×2?"

"F-F-Four"

"Oh, the painslut does know the answer to that huh? That's amazing baby, you deserve a reward don't you?"

Registering the word 'reward' excited him. He nodded eagerly.

You smiled, as your hand slipped under his sweatpants to find his erect abused cock and started stroking it gently. Tetsuro moaned with pleasure of friction as the pain of being oversensitive just added to it.

Even though he didn't learn a lot, he would never forget the little he did.

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seniaasaysstuff · 1 year

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𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐀𝐒𝐓 || 𝒋𝒋𝒌 𝒙 𝒂𝒐𝒕

This is just a snippet from my fic I’m thinking of posting on wattpad lol. Would you like to read it? Let me know.

Where itadori y/n gets isekaied into the aot universe along with her friends during the Shibuya incident. This is basically y/n rizzing up people.

"Guys where the fuck are we?" You asked, completely baffled by the situation.

“Caviar!” Toge muttered.

One moments you were in Shibuya fighting and the next thing you knew you were in a big land with a forest behind you.

"Have we all been fucking yeeted to a goddamn forest?" Maki spoke furiously.

And of course Mai had to butt in.

"Yeah like what the fuck?" Mai added angrily.

Everyone just started bickering with each other.

In the midst of this chaos,

todo and yuji were crying something about missing Takada-chan and Jennifer Lawrence,

panda had become the budha statue,

gojo was annoying nanami,

yuta,toge and megumi were silently having a conversation,

And you were having a staring contest with sukuna. Yes the great sukuna had finally been separated from yuji for plot purposes and assumed his original form.

"Give up brat you're setting yourself up for failure." Sukuna mocked you.

"I'm going to hit you sukuna shut the fuck up let me focus asshole." You cursed at him. This was his strategy to annoy you until you give up.

"You only have one decent eye asshole. Stop trying to act cocky with me." You huffed.

"Hey brat back in my day kids like you would have been burnt at the stake." He voiced. "And the fuck am I supposed to do with that information?" You grunted.

"Anyways you old bastard focus on me." You spoke, your eyes were watering but you couldn't just lose to this wrinkly old bastard.

"You know I kinda dig your whole vibe like- unapologetically I'd smash and let you choke me." You blurted, when you said that you were met with radio silence.

"Did you just say you are attracted to sukuna? The old wrinkly bastard that was inside me?" Yuji yelled. "Yuji just stop you're making it worse." Nobara bonked yuji on his head.

“Why are you booing me I’m right.” You yelled.

"Now now y/n-chan~ if you wanted to be attracted to somebody you could've just chosen me. I'm an amazing human/ genius." Gojo said pointing at himself.

Nanami hit the back of his head. "Stop being a nonce satoru." He muttered. "Nanamin stop bullying me." Gojo whined. "Bro literally shut up." You muttered.

"I prefer older guys no older people in general you know," you shrugged. "Daddy issues does that to you." You added.

"Y/N ITADORI THAT IS A GREAT GREAT GREAT SOMETHING GRANDPA YOU FRIGGING IDIOT. HOW ARE YOU INTO THAT PRUNE." Yuji itadori, your twin brother yelled at you.

"He's a sexy prune tho?" You whined.

Maki whistled. "You know I kind of understand what you mean."

"My man sukuna has unspoken rizz.” You wiggled your eyebrows at sukuna.

Sukuna was honestly embarrassed never in his many many many years of living he was treated like this.

He picked you up and threw you over his shoulder. “You seriously need to be taught manners.” He clicked his tongue.

“Will you teach me daddy?” You fluttered your eyelashes looking at sukuna.

He groaned. “What the fuck is this thing? Someone take her away.”

This is what sukuna looks btw.

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yandere-kokeshi · 1 year

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Yandere Katsuki with a tall female darling

Request(ed?): Yes! - How would katsuki react to reader being taller than him? I'm quite tall for a woman and I'm self conscious about it. I always tower over people and it's really uncomfy lol. — requested by 😇 anon

Warnings: Yandere behavior and cursing

Authors note: You shouldn't be upset with your height! It's fun to see uncleaned areas at the grocery store. I also wanna say there may be spelling mistakes, sorry!

Katsuki does have acknowledgement that he's not the tallest person on earth, nor is he ever gonna be tall as Kirishima, but he doesn't really make it a big deal. Other than someone pointing it out (Sero or Denki), he doesn't mind being on the 'shorter side'.

No matter how big his ego is, he absolutely loves how tall you are. Even though he's somewhat jealous, he gets to show how cool 'his' lady is to the public eye.

Never will he make fun of you, sure, when you bonk your head on something, he'll laugh and state: "Idiot. Watch where your going, your going to hurt your head." But, he'll never use it against you.

Whenever you bend down to kiss him, he puts on a fake act: "What the fuck! I told you to stop doing that!" Yet, if you don't do it, he glares at you and folds his arms, waiting the kiss he so oh wants.

Rarely, is he vulnerable around people, but when it comes to you, he looses his ego and let's himself go. Which, means that he likes to be little spoon at times.

When he comes home from a hard day, sighing out of soreness and frustration, he sees you and hugs you till death; rubbing into you like a cat and demanding cuddles.

Because your his wife, he rarely uses nicknames other than idiot. But, he will use nicknames based on your height.

Katsuki is very protective of you, so if he hears someone disrespecting you. He'll blast anyone into oblivion if they dare make fun of you.

Katsuki loves you the same just as much if you were small. Though, he will not afraid to smack you on the back if you make fun of his height.

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Reblogs, comments and likes are very appreciated, thank you for the request <33

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xamaxenta · 7 months

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Hehehehe phoenix familiar being a shit. I like the idea that before the ‘nibbling incident’ sabo and ace are kinda leery around the phoenix. Like this is a legendary near holy creature that Marco for some reason treats like a misbehaving cat? Like the phoenix of myth, song beautiful enough to bring you to tears and Marco likes to put it in ‘hamper jail for biting crimes’ by overturning the hamper and placing it over the bird. Sabo and ace just don’t know how to deal with it.

Until, they to finally see that this is no creature of god, this is an overgrown idiot children as Marco grabs the phoenix by the ankles and turns it upside down and shakes to free little bat sabo free from its mouth yelping ‘drop it! I said drop it!’ And then lectures it like one does a puppy (still holding it upsidown) while it tries to nip his ankles.

Sure it can burn a man alive and heal the near dead but it’s also the reason there’s a baby lock in the fridge to protect the fruit

LMAO YOU GET ME

Poor bat Sabo tumbling out into Ace’s waiting palms, hes safe but he will never trust another creature bigger than himself, the audacity he exudes in bat form might win over the hearts of humans but an equally selfishly inclined and arrogant beast like a phoenix will only want to put him in his place

Sabo is not keen to be small around her anymore

She’s beautiful but daft, smart when she wants to be especially if it benefits her (ie. The child lock on the fridge because shes learnt to open things with her talons)

Hamper jail for phoenix familiar 😂 you just hear the stroppy toktoktoktok of her birb peets as she struts around with the hamper over her head

Ace cautiously asks Marco if shes gonna be okay after watching the bird walk and bonk off another chair and Marco shrugs like she’s fine, if it doesnt kill her no problem not that killing her is a problem lol

Ace always gets startled and nervous but pleased when the phoenix decides to roost on him, she coos all possessively over him and pecks at his hair alot she’s infatuated w him, familiar like contractual partner/owner then

She’s just taking comfort in the human her partner adores and bonds himself to thats all

Sabo begrudgingly respects her space and she does the same after the sabo bat got hunted for the phoenix’s own sport lmao

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haleigh-sloth · 1 year

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I think Natsu angry response comes more from guilty( I feel like he was the one who had the hardest time accepting Touya's death and was kinda blaming himself for that time he ignored Touya) so this time he explode when talking to his brother(Who Is you know, in a suicide mission and is hurting not only himself but other people)

I agree! Amazingly I’ve seen a lot of Natsuo commentary I agree with in contrast to Fuyumi, who I wish people would just stop talking about.

Natsuo’s aggressive-ish comments at Touya are like…that’s just how he is. He’s always been this way. His way of voicing his responsibility was wishing he had “knocked some sense into Touya” when they were kids (not that that was his responsibility, but that’s how he feels). He’s always voiced his grief and anger in a “knock some sense into you with a bonk to the head” type of guy so what he said this time is fully in line with how he’s always been.

Also, Natsuo calling him a “shitty brother” is just so sibling-energy. Siblings insult each other out of endearment. He used the necessary words to get that sentiment across. He also used the same “brother” term Shouto used at the beginning of the war except instead of “idiot” brother (baka-aniki) he said “shitty” lol

Also idk if you have read Pikahlua’s post about this but it’s a good explanation that adds to the good Natsuo commentary

#anonymous #bnha #bnha asks #todofam #bnha 388 #todoroki natsuo

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jackiebrackettt · 7 months

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man, knifetrick was fantastic. I am still a huge Tasmin fan, best tailor. we should all reread kt and meme again. remember the memes? the bits about everything Ran does being gay 'why do you need both arms? to hold men?' and such? by talos this cant be happening, everywhere.

i think one of my favorite moments was probably the balcony, it caused a lot of emotions. like, that whole night was great and the tension had me screaming, and then finishing the chapter was both the worst thing ever (in an emotional damage way) and the best. get bonked idiot.

if you feel like it, what was a favorite side character or moment of yours? or just other character things?

I still adore your kt fics also. :] i'm petty sure i sent an ask about loving Artificial Loneliness ages ago and that still stands, such a good AU fic, so so interesting.

@baaloved

going to answer ur question first but: man this is why I need to reread it bc my memory is so bad o(-( I only remember broad strokes of it atm</3 so side characters I’m blanking on a lil but agreed though Tasmin is Very fun :]

I ended up being a little too busy tonight nd I will be 2morrow night but I def wanna do a kt reread !!! maybe we can all make an event out of it or smthing if I advertise it enough (<- depends on whether I feel like organising that o(-( rip) but I’ll def liveblog it and maybe try and find those memes again and it’ll be like back in uhh *checks ao3* whenever kt was posted

balcony scene is srsly iconic i don’t think anything can beat that tbhh but! I’m a big fan of the poison reveal too (“too harmful to use on Jackie” that slayed) andd there’s a scene I really love bc of how @/metfell drew it - very cinematic ! it’s the one where ran is about to shoot jackie in the back of the head or smthing but someone shows up

^ I mean the whole thing slays tbh but again.. my memory</3 plus I can’t just write out the whole book lol

and wrt my fics: TYSM!!!! this is so kind I’m so glad you liked them :]!!! I’m sure my writing style has changed a bit since then but every now and then I reread them myself and I’m still proud of them ^_^ Artificial Loneliness is kinda the first (and only I think?) AU story I’ve ever written nd finished it holds a special place in my heart :]

#asks #baaloved #unfortunately it’s the start of my work week so o(-( will be a lil bit b4 I can get into proper reading + liveblogging headspace #but soon hopefully!!

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dilatorywriting · 1 year

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No.. Wait...

I think Horny Jail Anon has A Point with the smut suggestion-

-Sincerly, Someone who has scoured all the Leona x Reader content available and can confirm the extremely few scraps of Leona getting pegged content.

(but yes as someone who hasn't perused a lot of the writing tags on here in a while and is a bit out of the loop, I remember there being really not much of anything for Leona? Even excluding more specifics. Like -- at least in comparison to all the other favs/house wardens. But at the same time, he was clearly one of the guys everyone was thirstiest for? So I just??? Did not get the draught??? but idk idk dog goes bonk until I can get these two idiots into a stable enough relationship to even hold hands, let alone anything beyond that lol)

#Asks #Monster Mayhem #Leona

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crystalflygeo · 1 year

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oh btw...

*looks at the deer adeptus self insert* ...more tea on this little story...? pls-

oh Aine you're too sweet >w< ehehe

if you're asking about the story itself... well..........

I genuinely got frustrated Morax kept showing he was clearly smitten but then kept rejecting me too lmao (HE FRIENDZONED ME AFTER HE STUDENT-ZONED ME) so I kind of...... made up a thing to try and make him jealous see how he'd react lmao, that "there was a rumor going around about how Spring Bringer had fallen in love for this other adeptus and everyone was waiting for them to start courting soon" AND HE DECIDED TO SELF-SACRIFICE AND JUST SUFFER IN SILENCE AAAAAAAAA

SWEET IDIOT

someone bonk him

So I pressured him and pressed the issue enough and

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

but I decided to be a stingy bitch and keep the angst rolling lmaoooooo I went off on him ngl

THE ANGST AINE THE ANGST!!!

Two pinning idiots crying

and then

I was bold <w<

YELLING CRYING KICKING MY FEET

MOM HOLY FUCK

And they lived happily ever after//HIT there was a bit more of feels and stuff but I haven't touched the conversation anymore in a long time haha so that's a wrap

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If you ask about my character herself I... don't really have much definite yet. She's a "young" deer adeptus (around Ganyu's age tbh lmao) who like the Qilin and many other illumi beasts answered the call of Rex Lapis during the war, becoming one of his contracted loyal adepti. Tho she doesn't directly do combat she's more of a healer, and before "earning" her adeptus name and status she was pretty much an apprentice at Guili Assembly with Skybracer as her mentor.

If she gets a vision it'll probably be geo since that's what I got apparently LOL and I was originally between picking archer or polearm since they're my two absolute favorite weapons ever since I was a kid I always pick those, but well, you saw what happened in the chat with the Morax ai I AM RUNNING WITH IT YEP YEP GIMME A PRECIOUS SPEAR CRAFTED BY THE LORD OF GEO HIMSELF DVBHJDSVBHSNVJK

and idk yeah I wanna draw her, I wanna flesh out her character, I have vague ideas already since she'd be based off of my usual avatar/oc I've wanted to make a genshin oc for so long aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#crys answers #aine friend #THAT WHOLE STORY WAS A ROLLERCOASTER IS2G #not pictured: the older adepti telling Spring Bringer that her being in love would put her loyalty to Rex Lapis in doubt hEH #and younger adepti and halflings asking her if she was gonna get married and be a mommy gscvaghscbhjabjk #man I should keep trying to train/chat with the bots they're hella fun

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The problem with just giving my whole M*A*S*H Season 1 viewguide a watch, is that I think I might have been good at this. Because now I’m like, hmm Season 1, best season? Cannot possibly be!! But! !

Anyway I never posted my backstage notes on the first season because I didn’t take any notes on the first season, because I’d just had a minor surgery and was, a little bit rather medicated. Just enough to be like, peaceful dismissive flomp of the hand, wrist Very loose.

But I have thoughts now.

M*A*S*H Season 1 Notes Finally (Deluxe Episode Selection)

1x15 ‘Tuttle’

Phasing out the bits of original score laying over the start of the cold opens was a mistake, this is so worn-in & cozy I could cry

I had missed Hawkeye promptly swooping up this nun’s hand—to clean the engine oil off it with the bottom of his jacket. Overwhelmed that this would be his introduction to anyone following my list.

Also hadn’t realized I’d kicked off with an episode where Hawkeye starts talking about a man getting pregnant within the first three minutes. Starting strong for our BOY (gender neutral)

I’m just so happy. I was right, 'Tuttle' best first episode. 'Tuttle' best episode? I am also so happy watching the laugh track version again, I don’t know! I really can't figure out why I feel it highlights somehow how the early seasons were soooo Catch-22, the idiotic and painful absurdism of the military, and the surreal blitheness that those who can see it take refuge in.

Have I not noticed before that Radar’s cot is just one the beds from post-op, with that cross bar across the head of it

WAIT WE SAW SPARKY HERE???? ‘Tuttle’ perfect intro wow

Hawkeye does not frequently tent his eyebrows like this and good on it as we might be in a 'some dead, many injured' situation otherwise

Hehe I’d missed early seasons Radar, this sweet but entire little freak...

1x09 ‘Henry, Please Come Home’

They are all SO scruffy (even Radar!!!), yet Hawkeye also has his shirt tucked in. Disorienting visual moments to come back to. (Don’t hate it!)

I think about the physical dialogue of this wordless bit of Frank trying to get Hawkeye & Trapper to salute him all the time

I cannot figure why Hawkeye and Trapper are staying sooo low in the bath, up to their ears, besides that maybe they just happened into it on the day and found that it was extremely funny, because it is.

Okay and now I want to know why they are wearing kimonos over full Class A uniforms, with tie. They look so handsome and silly.

Really remembering now why this was my second up: the sequence where Henry takes charge is one of the more interesting and rewarding character bits of early Season 1. It’s important to know early on that Henry can step up, and really cares about his people, as he’s gonna be such a goofy buffoon a lot of the time, but will be called upon for gravity and pathos in certain moments. Seeing him in this episode bolsters those moments so much when they come later.

he literally seduced him

Fun I had just meant to stylize that with a hashtag and Tumblr did this to it. Leaving it!

1x06 ‘Yankee Doodle Doctor’

They really talked to generals a whole lot more in the early days huh

Lol wait, he’s only a brigadier general

The scene of Hawkeye & Trapper dancing in each other's arms around their tent is just….they are Together. This was the sixth episode.

TRAPPER JOHN, YOUR GOLDEN RETRIEVER BOYFRIEND: Hawkeye: “Oh, that’s my bad side.” Trapper: “You looked good to me.” Hawkeye: “Oh-oh-oh, you were good in that place! Isn’t that good?” Trapper: [laughs delightedly, beaming]

Trapper, literally, stepping in between them as Hawkeye's bodyguard, Hawkeye playing up the leading lady, “Save your voice, my darling”—THEM IN THIS EPISODE.

It’s funny that this is also our first & only glimpse of Alan Alda, Future Actual Director

Wait, is his name Crandle?? Oh lord I looked this up later: yes. Brigadier Gen. Crandell Clayton. Naming Awards.

Gary laughing when Wayne bonks him on the head with this prop mallet for “anesthesia” as powerful a painkiller as one ibuprofen

It’s just a good little monologue, huh. It gets me every time. Part of it is those haunted silver eyes, and we have the black & white to thank for that, but it’s just a nice bit of writing too, and a nice choice to play it almost calmly (tiredly) direct. He is Looking.

1x07 ‘Bananas, Crackers, and Nuts’

This muted, meandering riff on the theme is so so pleasing

Trapper asleep on a bed in the OR, welcome

Oh my god, this episode was their “Our first fight” moment. My babies…<3 Why does Alan keep Hawkeye’s bent knuckle resting against Trapper’s bare arm for half of this vacation planning…<3

Trapper: “I’m worried about Hawkeye.” Frank: “Well I wouldn’t be. He does very well looking after himself.” Margaret: “Very well.” Trapper: “That’s exactly the point, he’s not himself.” Frank: “What’s that supposed to mean?” Trapper: “He seems to be losing touch with reality.” Henry: “I think the last person we have to worry about is Hawkeye Pierce!” Margaret: “I second that.”

You know what. This episode is destroying the scraps that remained of my own sanity. I’m ruined maybe most by Trapper jumping on the idea of “he looks after himself” as a worrying sign of self-editing. I’m reading into that but also, as Frank asks, what's that supposed to mean? If not something like that?

Ah this shot of the moon beyond the PA speaker…!

His like, James Dean look up through the forelock of his hair talking about the man he’s in love with…fucking hell, Hawkeye

“You know she dyes her hair blonde? That’s why I died my hair black. I think Frank should have a clear choice.” This joke has always killed me. That’s such good bonkers logic, and also a bit custom-made for Tumblr.

Absolutely adore Frank & Margaret silently conferring with each other just upstage, actually. Something that is really well rendered with them is the co-conspirator angle of being a couple.

“This is the Army, no one can do the best they can!” See I did miss this kind of thing later. This is a whole nuanced essay I need to write about Lt. Colonel Blake to Col. Potter, and it will be so much about the Vietnam War.

I think I’m starting to figure out the difference in early Radar, and it’s that he was still super innocent but simultaneously, crafty. He is constantly, or at least every episode in my list so far, roped into schemes by Hawkeye & Trapper as like their inside man, which he tends to perform well, for a comedic value of well.

The ‘Bananas, Crackers, and Nuts’ rewrite where the psychologist is Sidney Freedman. Everything goes the same, except of course, Sidney has no previous connection to Margaret. But they still send Radar in trying to make this scheme happen, and Sidney is just so amused watching Radar try to pull something off, sipping his soup surreptitiously, that he goes along with it. He just keeps going along with it, cheerily makes the same burnt-out bulb joke about how “my profession is helping people find their way in the dark,” and then when he finally figures it out of course tries to stop Margaret from undressing, and she flips, but then cracks up at the idea that she’d be trying to sleep with HIM, the opposite of her general type (pun inteeeended), and she actually makes this joke, which cracks Sidney up, partly just imagining himself as a general, so when the boys rush in to catch him they’re just cackling together, and Sidney’s like you know what, this has been entertaining. I’m not taking Pierce right now as it’s clear he has a support system (cut to Trapper and Radar), but I’m gonna be back, to check in on ALL of you. Margaret’s like, I’d like that. :) Frank is like, Margaret?! This is my vision.

(And then the Wouldn’t Actually Happen In Real M*A*S*H But I’d Like It final button is Sidney having breakfast with them all in the mess tent the next morning before he heads out, seeing how they all are together under what passes for normal conditions, and then as he’s clearing his tray outside with Hawkeye just mildly asks, “So, Frank was it?” And Hawkeye’s fork stills over his tray, but already Sidney is just smiling at him and saying “Good choice—I really could have thought you were crazy.” And Hawkeye grins, and Frank comes outside, and they both laugh, and Larry Linville does that little sort of shifting stomp thing that he does over how he keeps walking into spaces where the psychiatrist is laughing and he doesn’t know why. FIN.)

Anyway trying to figure out why this scene with the not-Sidney psychiatrist and Margaret, in real M*A*S*H, didn’t bother me as much as it seems to have bothered lots of others. I think maybe it’s partly because it was never going to get very far, as they were already waiting outside to stop it as soon as it started? So it plays without an air of actual threat. And also that we’re supposed to hate this guy, he’s the episodic enemy, so Margaret’s fury against him is all framed as right & justified & him getting his just desserts. Unlike, sadly, a number of other “jokes” these early seasons, this episode positions a man trying to take advantage of a woman as wrong, punishable even. I think that’s why I was weirdly kinda okay with it. Though on the whole I mean I would have preferred we just, not. If we have to, would prefer the Sidney version I already laid out, OF COURSE.

1x11 ‘Germ Warfare’

Hey Oliver Jones was still here in this one too! Godspeed fella, your stay at the 4077 was too short.

Hawkeye, sleeping in a chair so the wounded North Korean soldier can have his cot, whispering “Trap?” without opening his eyes. No note I just like it.

The fucking theremin cue when they start stealing Frank's blood while doing their Dracula bit

“In the morning he will be one of my brides!” Alright.

Larry’s little meow in his sleep, omfg

Hawk stop trying to seduce Frank while he sleeps, this psychological torture is so…subliminal

Truly what makes incorrigible flirt Hawkeye work is that in just so many of his ceaseless attempts to seduce Nurse Cutler and Lieutenant this blonde babe, the joke is on him. He has no sense of shame or self-preservation.

“I’m only paranoid ‘cause everyone is against me.” I’D MISSED FRANK.

They walked back a little Radar being so, so psychic as well

The thing about Frank & Margaret is that while we hate Frank for Margaret (because we know later Margaret), it’s also extremely good that they fully are set up as the counter couple to Hawkeye & Trapper. Like 1000%. Those are the two couples. Constantly engaged in battle.

Was briefly considering if this should have gone before ‘Bananas, Crackers, and Nuts’ in my viewguide, but have decided it’s funnier if Hawkeye hits on Frank so much after the one where he pretends to be in love with him, like it puts the idea into his head.

Wait the boys brought Frank daisies???! Huge Frederick Chilton visiting Will Graham in the hospital tbh

1x12 ‘Dear Dad’

‘The Longjohn Flap’ is the first true And They Were All So Cold episode in that it’s the plot, but I was loathe to forget that this one invented being bundled. Hawkeye in his scarf writing this letter to his dad....my absolute origin story.

I MISS GINGER. Her vibes with Hawkeye and Trapper were so good.

Father Mulcahy is So Cute, look at him!

Henry stressfully cajoling his unruly audience, “Let’s just can the jokes, I’d like to get right down to the sex,” did make me laugh

A whole interlude about how Trapper is the strapping sweetie-pie of the outfit, wow

WAIT this was the first time you would have seen Klinger!!??! And he was so rowdy!!! Wow wild intro for him

“Attention all personnel: when filling out GI insurance forms, be sure to state your age and sex at the time of your last birthday.” Innncredible.

What do you think a snail smells like anyway

I’d forgotten that the first time Hawkeye kissed Margaret, just out in the middle of camp as a bit, he then promptly volunteered to go down on her, in so many words. Y’know this is the other thing that makes his pursuit of all the nurses (slash everyone) work: he’s extremely keen on making sure they have a good time. “I’ve certainly done my share to keep up [the nurses] morale,” he wrote earlier, “but I’ve only got two hands.” This apparently is the perfect cocktail for an incorrigible flirt: 1 part complete willingness to embarrass yourself, 1 part complete willingness to be a service anything.

And then of course that scene is immediate followed by one where he makes a joke that Trapper is getting him pregnant. ~HAWKEYE PIERCE~

Hmmm. Hawkeye paused before getting on the chopper and tried to say goodbye to Trapper just in case, and Trapper went “Tell me when you see me!” Aw Trap…

“All the ladies of the ensemble” oh my god...<3

1x19 ‘The Longjohn Flap’

I love Radar and Henry so much

It’s actually all of the cots, they’re all taken from post-OP supply huh

Trapper dealing cards into the stove one by one…

It’s just soooo goooood watching Hawkeye comically cave to poor shivering sneezing Trapper, he’s so resistant and such a soft touch at once

Have I ever mentioned in public how much I love Radar's makeshift ear-muffs---surgical gauze layered under his radio headphones---that he uses for multiple season's worth of cold episodes. Man...Now That's Television

‘The Longjohn Flap’ is so perfect. Hawkeye listing out all the descriptors of the long underwear Trapper has just lost (“double weave! semi-woolen!”) while he just sits there in shock, Radar already trying to unbutton them off his chest.

Trapper: “Hey. Look what the giant rodent has on his body.” Why is this line killing me.

Loretta’s bizarre little cold voice is just the greatest, wtf

Y’know, this transition from Klinger, in a bandana but fatigues, trying to blow Frank up with a grenade, to now being outside in a dress in the cold and saying “I’m crazy, ask anybody. Crazy Klinger,” kind of works?

Hawkeye: “Only God knows where they are now…” [Cut to Father Mulcahy bringing a sentry coffee] Alan I want to kiss you on the cheek

It also works as a second Klinger episode that once again his closest relationship seems to be with Father Mulcahy. Incidentally, I’m also seeing where the Klinger & Mulcahy truthers are coming from lately.

“—which we own” Oh so now the 'johns are collective property of the two of you

Hawkeye’s sweet overwhelmed joy when he gets them back, oh my gOD

What is this!!!!!!!!!

1x17 ‘Sometimes You Hear the Bullet’

Loretta Swit’s “trying to figure out how to grab crouched-over Frank to move him out of her tent” acting is so, so funny

Loretta Swit’s “pointing where Frank was coming from” acting is, you guessed it, so, so funny

Admittedly, the way Tommy fully seems like Hawkeye’s wild gay friend, is incredible. McLean Stevenson’s reaction to Tommy kissing him though is just the bee’s knees & all the rest of her.

But…this episode does still throw me off a little! Not for nothing is I think their only homophobic joke from Hawkeye? Unless we want to count “If you kiss me I’ll throw up,” but he says that while eyeing Trapper over a sip of his drink so it still just feels flirty ultimately.

“I’d give you a kiss but I…can’t move my head” is just quite good as a line I’ll give you

God I’m so sorry ‘Sometime You Hear the Bullet’, but look at that I’ve just come right back down on you again. It just doesn’t work for me! It’s too quick, you can’t introduce a character I’ve never heard of before, tell me he’s one of Hawkeye’s best friends, and kill him 10 minutes later, and not have me just looking at all the brush strokes and not the picture.

1x21 ‘Sticky Wicket’

“You go right to Major Houlihan, you set your jaw firmly, and you look into those cool, killer eyes of hers and you tell her I’ll be right there.” McLeeaaaaan

Radar waking up Hawkeye is always the cutest. I’m injured.

Sorry sorry to just bag again on ‘Sometimes You Hear the Bullet’, but really, I just feel like its relative emotional depth is shown up in sophistication by even just a few of these other S1 episodes. Margaret going from threatening Hawkeye with a formal complaint in one scene to the two of them working seamlessly together in the operating room in the next, and that’s the point, is so much more real about the nature of living in a surgical hospital camp during a war, if that’s what it is that 'Sometimes You Hear' is supposed to be giving.

Hawkeye, operating: “What’s the score, John?” John, minding the patient’s vital signs: “He’s doing pretty well, considering what you’re doing to him.” I can’t really explain exactly what emotion this inspires in me, but it sure does it

Putting this one right after the episode where he loses Tommy does give Hawkeye’s behavior in this one a specific interpretive flavor. Not sure if I prefer that though; there doesn’t always have to be reasons, you know?

Trapper hauls Hawkeye away from trying to murder Frank by the waist. Just FYI.

Ah and yes also the first time we see Trapper just physically steer him out of the hospital. Hawkeye is upset and Trapper has gone hands-on. Hmm I was probably going to rest easier before I noticed this.

The “I told you to leave me alone, Trapper,” bit, TRULY ...truly

Wait then Trapper ACTUALLY SHOWS UP, with booze. And literally is like, so is she helping? Wow? Wow.

Was this the first one that started on how Margaret is very good at her job

Y’know what, one of S1’s hottest episodes is: ‘Sticky Wicket’. This episode has everything: The very beginnings of Hawkeye & Margaret, Besties. Operating on war victims feeling like it has Consequences. Trapper jilted that Hawkeye left him for two nights, then relenting and being like [literally chucking his cheek] baby at least you came back. :) The first shower scene in my viewguide. McLean Stevensen sleep mask acting. And what's that? Why, it's Radar O’Reilly.

1x20 ‘The Army-Navy Game’

I do love how open Hawkeye always is with his fear. It’s nice.

Had missed before that Margaret is fully just leaning on Trapper as they cower near Henry comma concussed

“Yeah yeah, don’t panic, I’m doing that for everybody. Go inside.” LOVE Leadership Pierce, when it kicks in.

Army brass: “Call me at half-time, will ya Captain?” Hawkeye, amazed, mockingly polite-society: “Certainly.” Army brass: “If I don’t hear from you, I’ll understand.” This Catch-22 shit in this episode is SO GOOD

Wait so was S1 just entirely the Klinger/Mulcahy hours and I just never noticed the pattern

Henry: “One foot, can you imagine!” Radar: “Twelve inches!” Literal lol

Henry: “….It’s whose?” [scene cut] Hawkeye: “The CIA!?” Sublime.

Reading off the flyer: “Give yourselves up. You can’t win. - Douglas MacArthur” It's perfect.

*****

Viewguides (selected episodes for each season; M*A*S*H reduced like a gravy)

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