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corpse-nymph · 8 months
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i’m perfectly normal about him (i have lied. i am not normal about him)
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curdled-blood · 24 days
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No one sees Klahadore like I do...
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my wittle pookie wookie bear
pairing: felix x reader
genre: angst? (happy ending) or maybe hurt/comfort?
word count: ~900
warnings: crying. i think that’s literally it.
an: this is a repost from my recently deceased blog hyunjins-orange-slice. may she rest in peace.
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You watched the video again. He was laughing, while she was draped on his arm, smiling up at him. It was just a short clip, but he looked so happy with her. You didn’t even know who she was, but some stays online were wondering if she was in someway important to him romantically. No one knew about you. No one knew that he had a secret relationship and that’s the way you both wanted it. You didn’t think you could handle the backlash of being with him. Stays would never approve of you. The internet would tear you apart. They would never think you were good enough for him, and you had to agree. You pressed play on the video one more time, tears filling your eyes. You tossed your phone to the farthest corner of the bed, you needed it away from you, needed them away from you. You put your head in your hands and cried softly. You weren’t sure how long you stayed like that before you heard the door unlock.
"Baby, im home." Felix called from the entryway.
You could hear him hang his keys on the hook and take his shoes off. He went to the living room first, looking for you. When you weren’t there, you heard him head down the hall toward the bedroom. He softly opened the door.
"There you are angel." He said, smiling.
You looked up at him and your heart broke at his beauty. Of course you weren’t good enough for him, just look at him. He took in your puffy face, and tear stained cheeks before saying "love, what’s wrong?"
love
You scoffed. He didn’t love you. How could he?
"Why don’t you just leave me?" You asked. "You’d be happier with her, so why don’t you just go already?"
He was taken aback. "I’m.. sorry? What are you talking about?"
"Just leave, felix!" You yelled. "Leave." You choked on a sob and turned away from him. He reached for you, but you shrugged off his touch, unable to handle it at this point.
"Baby, where is this coming from? I’m not leaving you."
You sobbed harder into your pillow, breaths ragged and painful.
“angel..” he whispered, his heart shattering at the sound of your sobs, not knowing what was wrong or how to help you. he reached for you again and you let him. he crawled onto the bed and pulled your body flush against his. he could feel you trembling. he kissed your shoulder, rubbing his hands up and down your arms, trying his best to soothe you. “love.. talk to me.”
“don’t call me that.” you mumbled into your pillow.
“don’t call you what? love?” you nodded. “but that’s what you are. you’re my love. my everything. my only reason for everything that i do. you’re my life.”
you wiped at your tears, turning to face him. you looked up at his concerned face. seeing him through your bloodshot, watery eyes- he was a little blurry around the edges.
“would you rather me call you oxygen?” he asked. “you’re my reason for breathing. but it doesn’t have the same ring to it.”
he wiped some stray tears from your cheeks with his thumbs. “would you rather me call you pookie?” he chuckled a little. your lips turned up slightly at the corners. “my wittle pookie wookie bear.” he said in his most obnoxious baby voice, pinching your cheeks. you laughed at that.
“you’re crazy.” you said, voice still weak and watery.
he leaned in and placed a kiss on your forehead. “only crazy for you,” he said against your skin before leaning back and adding “pookie.”
you rolled your eyes at him, sniffling. he rolled over to his bedside table and grabbed a tissue. handing it to you he asks, “you want to tell me what’s wrong?”
“i saw a video online of you with a girl..” you told him. “you both looked so happy. and all the stays think that she’s your secret girlfriend or something and it got to me..”
“but angel, you’re my secret girlfriend.” he chuckled, brushing some hair out of your face and behind your ear. “and i promise you, you’re the only secret girlfriend or real girlfriend or imaginary girlfriend that i have. you’re it.”
“but i don’t deserve that.. im not good enough to be your girlfriend.” you admit.
“says who?”
you shrug. “all of the internet would say that if they knew about us.”
“the internet knows nothing about you. even if they knew we were dating, they don’t know the real you. they don’t even know the real me.” he tilts your chin up to look at him. his eyes are so beautiful, but a little glassy, he had gotten a little emotional while you were crying. “the only opinion that should matter to you is mine. and i love you with all of my heart. all of my soul. my entire being is just love for you. you are more than enough for me. too good for me in fact. how did i ever get so lucky?”
“really?” you ask, fresh tears brimming your waterline, but for an entirely different reason.
he leans in and kisses you gently. “i promise.” he says against your lips.
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starsurface · 2 months
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Love all your content, always makes me smile! If it's okay, how about (MK1) Johnny Cage with a babyspace regressor? 💗
Yes of course!!! :D
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
CG Johnny Cage w/ Babyspace Regressor Hcs
⭐️ Yeeeeees!!!! Such a good CG!!!!!
⭐️ He specializes more with toddlers, but absolutely ADORES baby regressors
⭐️ Can and Will carry you EVERYWHERE
⭐ ️He's strong!! Gotta show off how much of a strong Dada he is!! 💪
⭐️ He finds it really funny if you try to flex your muscles after he does, little copycat
⭐️ Shows you off to all his friends when your tiny
⭐️ Like, have you seen his cute little Munchkin? Just in case you haven't, here they are again!! On my hip, looking adorable :D
⭐️ Fashion shows!!!
⭐️ Totally dresses you up in cute outfits and takes pictures (if your okay with it)
⭐️ You get nice pictures too!!! Nice lighting, cutely posing you, you look so adorable 🥺
⭐️ Would love to make a little baby book of your photos if you're chill with it, if not they're saved and locked on his phone
⭐️ You on his hip, twirling as you two look in the mirror and he calls you pretty or handsome :(
⭐️ Favorite CG nicknames are Daddy, Dada, and you just babbling and grabby hands
⭐️ His heart actually melts at your grabby hands (and you can get him to get you anything you want)
⭐️ Thinks your babbling is so funny, and will chuckle and ask you questions
⭐️ I am not saying Johnny is a pushover . . . I am saying that you're just too tiny to actually be naughty!! One look of ‘🥺’ and any type of punishment is out of mind
⭐️ Is more stricter with toddlers or bigger kids, but your just a baby
⭐️ . . . Unless your a bratty baby, then he's not as much of a pushover 😒
⭐️ Wouldn't give you a punishment because your too tiny, maybe if you were a bit older you'd get a timeout
⭐ ️Give him that fork friend- How did you get all the way to the kitchen?! He just sat you down for a nap!
⭐️ Although since your tiny, it's another reason you get away with a bunch of stuff
⭐️ Also a bit of an enabler, especially of pranks (unless it's harmful and such)
⭐️ Unless it's him, no pranking Dada >:(
⭐️ (^ You can easily get away with pranking him as long as you try to act cute, he lets it go every time)
⭐️ Favorite things to call you are Pookie Wooky Baby Bear, Munchkin, Kiddo, Baby Boy/Girl, Pumpkin
⭐️ Really good with diaper regressors, and is super gently through the process
⭐️ You are his baby and there's no reason for you to need a babysitter >:(
⭐️ . . . Is what he'd say if he wasn't so busy :(
⭐️ He's gone for long periods of times, new gigs and having to go out for weeks sometimes
⭐️ Don't worry, you only get the best babysitters!! (Kenshi's on speed dial)
⭐️ He also guesses that he could let his other friends watch you- But he isn't going to like it!! >:(
⭐️ (^ He's just joking, gotta be dramatic so his baby knows he cares <3)
⭐️ Actively encourages playdates even if your a bit too small, maybe you could show them your stuffie!! :D
⭐️ Finds tummy time fun and will buy you a nice playmat for it
⭐️ Tummy time on him? Sign him up!! That sounds adorable!!
⭐️ Also laughs if you try to eat his nose, you just get so cute!!
⭐️ Another active spoiler
⭐️ And how could he not spoil you?! Your so cute and precious 🥺
⭐️ Anything you want, blankies, munchies, stuffies
⭐️ Any Johnny Cage merch? Don't be all shy! He loves the fact you love him, he's awesome, he loves himself too 😎
⭐️ ^ Might tease you when your bigger though, even if he was the one that got you the stuff
⭐️ Any kind of artwork not only gets to go on the fridge, it gets framed too
⭐️ ^ Yes, even your two wobbly lines, you worked so hard on them!! (Before you passed out for naptime-) but still!! :D
⭐️ Very good with naptime and fussy regressors
⭐️ Will gently swaddle you, brush your hair, scratch your head, snuggle all the awakeness out of you
⭐️ And probably fall asleep himself, but I didn't say anything
⭐️ Ugh, he adores baby regressors so, so much <3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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lint-beetle4 · 5 months
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💯💯💯💯💯EXPLOSIONS 💥💥💥BASS BOOM💥💥💥 💯💯💯 SHES BACK SHES FUCKING BACK MY BABY DOLL MY LITTLE GIRL MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR
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gourmetjello · 3 months
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könig x fem!reader : sniper hood
before we start thank you thank you thank you for the likes on my previous oneshot and also huge thanks to the people that followed me !! i’m so glad people are reading my stupid things. and i’m trying to follow back everyone that likes <(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)>
guys, this oneshot turned out gross. really. i was thinking about putting this in dead dove do not eat, so keep that in mind please.
anyways -> 3rd person pov and english isn’t my first language! tw !!! sexism, blood, war, beating, guns, death, detailed, gore-y and graphic description of wounds and basically anything nasty related to stuff like that. 16+ recommended. it’s probably going to be a little angsty but not sure just yet, i’m still experimenting with detailed descriptions of human feelings — i hope i’m doing an okay job!
also! if you feel like könig is your lovey dovey pookie wookie baby boy then this oneshot might disappoint! don’t read it then! i’m sorry :(
the screams of a woman are nothing to be scared of. those rough, high-pitched sounds are always filled with pure attention-seeking and they make a man’s ears ache. it’s funny how they all think that their voice will make the other gender pity them.
it’s always disappointing to see a woman’s body laying on the battlefield — not really because people feel bad that such a gentle body had to suffer through whatever happened, but because their team totally wasted an empty slot on someone as frail as a female. they could have brought womeone who was physically and mentally stronger, someone who had more muscle on and someone that could have fought back against whoever broke their nose with a single, well-targeted slap. the blood smeared across a woman’s face was nothing but red lipstick.
why would someone be mad upon hearing these things? they are just facts, a woman could never and will never overpower a man. they might have one or two nice shots, that’s okay, but they will never be able to stomp on anyone’s face in way that will immediately break their neck. if anything, the solider under their boots will probably just pray to whatever god there is for the woman to accidentally slip and land right on them. that way they would be on the best possible road to taking advantage of them.
she always thought these statements were all wrong and that girls could dominate the military just like men do. she wore t-shirts with camouflage prints on them ever since she knew what the army was. she always played with little plastic guns instead of barbies and ponies (however she liked them, she just never wanted to show anyone her other interests in case they would stop taking her seriously!), it was all one huge picture that was basically being painted ever since she was born. every thing she did before joining the military was just one little stroke on the canvas — and when she finally wore the uniform for the first time, it was like color was added to the masterpiece.
the first time she held a real gun in her hand was when the dominant color became brown — brown, because they always had to crawl and lay in mud, dark green because they were often commanded to hide in bushes with weird leaf-like mats and blankets on top of their heads, and beige because of how dusty of a color it was. the walls at the base were painted beige, the floors were made out of some kind of cheap beige colored plastic-y material and the sand that flew into their eyes, noses and mouths oh so carelessly was also similar in color to the others.
she was convinced that a female could be just as good as a man , she was a 100% sure that she could fulfill every single duty of a man when deployed. she knew that it would require a lot of work but gosh, she just wanted to finally do what she wanted to ever since she was a little kid. she wanted to prove everyone that bullied her in middle school wrong, she wanted to show her mother that she could do just fine on her own and she wanted to show her father that she was just as good as a son would have been.
those thoughts lingered in her head everytime she was out training or just walking around the base. she’d brush her hands against the cold, hard wall to feel reassured that this was the right path, that she chose the best profession and that she was chasing her dreams right now, in this very moment. it was hard for her to admit that she slowly started to doubt herself whenever she held a gun in her hands. the targets they used in training always became a little more realistic, from a wooden sign to a sand bag, from a potato sack to a bloody gummy copy of a human. she tried not to flinch when the guts under the clear jelly flew everywhere, coating the grass in a reddish color thanks to the colored liquid inside it.
‘it’s food coloring. it’s food coloring. fuck, it’s just..’ she kept repeating in her head as she crouched next to a wall, her gun shaking in her hands. she saw someone lay next to her, it was a teammate, a co-worker, a friend, whatever you want to call it — but it was a dead person. ironically enough, it was yet another woman, she had been shot right in the liver. the puddle under her was becoming bigger and bigger, spreading towards the other woman that simply didn’t know what to do.
she was panicked, feeling her heart beat in her throat once the liquid gently brushed against her dusty boots, cleaning the beige little coating off of it. her breathing was ragged, and if you ask me, i would just call it straight up panting. she could feel cold sweat drip down her temple and she knew she couldn’t lose her sanity in a situation like this, but gosh, it was so bad. the first time she had ever seen anyone die and it was already the real deal — she knew she was weak, she knew she should have never applied for this fucking job, she should have never had the obsession with guns and soliders and the whole fucking army, but.. was she really in the wrong for thinking a girl could do it all?
coldness started spreading along her ribs and her spine as she kept staring at the dead body in front of her. she couldn’t take her eyes off of the piece of wounded, no longer breathing meat that once used to be someone she chatted with. hell, they even sat next to eachother in the cafeteria.
her entire body was trembling and shaking with fear. she tried to focus on something else, but once her hands instinctively raised her gun with the careful move she had done so many times in practice, she immediately had to let it drop down to the floor because of how nauseous she felt holding that rough tool. she felt dirty. she felt like she should have never been associated with any of this shit! regret was the only thing in her mind right now.
and then all of sudden — everything went black.
“don’t leave ya’ fuckin’ guard down, missy. gets you killed, y’know?”
she heard a deep voice that was soaked with ego and a disgusting tint of disgrace towards women in the military. she wished she would have just died that instant because she definitely didn’t need to hear the string of insults and sounds of her own bones breaking and cracking that came next. she felt someone, someone heavy stomp on her chest, and then her nose, and then — gosh, he finally stepped off of her.
“fuck.. yer’ ass still breathin’? warum bist du noch nicht gestorben, hm? dumme schlampe-“
after fighting with many of her aching body parts, her eyes finally shot open. she wanted to keep them closed, she didn’t want to see who the person was above her, but reflexes were a lot stronger than will, and there was nothing she could do against them. her eyes were filled with fear as she saw nothing but a dark shoelace dangling in front of her face, dried mud falling off of it as the man shook his leg lightly.
she felt the weight of her gun on her stomach, yet there was nothing she could do about it. everything hurt, a number of her bones were probably shattered and she felt like she couldn’t even move her pinky finger a little bit. nothing. it was like she was paralyzed.
and she wasn’t far away from reality.
the shoelace was soon out of her sight and all she saw was someone crouching down next to her. the man that stomped on her just a few seconds ago. why was he doing this?
“scheisse..” he mumbled under his breath. “you won’t die like this, this’ll just hurt more than being shot..”
..and that was when she saw him raise his gun and angle it downwards. he aimed it right at her face. his finger twitched on the trigger as he had already destroyed her frail bones, making sure that she will never even come close to walking or moving ever again, yet.. why did he feel so much pity right now? why did he feel like such a shitty person? he had most likely given her spine a few cracks, why hasn’t she died yet?
the guilt probably kicked for könig in because he didn’t see her die immediately. he already messed up when he was too slow with grabbing his gun. it was just for a split second but he saw her fear-filled eyes and her trembling pupils. her cheeks that were stained by dirt now, her pretty, feminine face made ugly and messed up with the muddy and bloody print of his shoe. her nose was crooked and leaking blood, down to the floor — completely mixing together with the spreading puddle of blood that originated from the other woman’s cold body. fuck, this situation was already as bad as it could get.
“fuck, can’t shoot ya’, missy. can’t get myself to.”
he let down his gun in defeat, lowering himself to her level once again. the blurry spheres were finally coming to life as her eyes seemed to focus on whatever huge darkness was leaning down right into her face. she finally realized it was a sniper hood hanging down and not some kind of black crow that came in the sign of afterlife or the gates of hell (because something that’s dirty and pitch black can’t possibly symbolize heaven, right?).
“jeez, you look horrible. fucked ya’ pretty face up so bad. scheisse.. didn’t anyone tell you to get the fuck outta’ military the second you joined?”
she wanted to say something. she wanted to scream, she wanted to open her mouth and give voice to every single one of her fears and frustrations but she simply couldn’t. the only hope she had was that the lunch she had earlier would just stop threatening her body already and finally come up through her mouth — as bad as it sounded, she just begged for some kind of inner force to make her vomit and finally get his face dirty with something that was even more disgusting than blood.
könig quickly acted without thinking. he basically ripped the sniper shood off of his head and rushed to hide her bloody face with it. it was a pathetic excuse of a sniper hood anyway. it was an old, ragged shirt — bleached around the eye holes for that extra intimidating look, you know? but the way the fabric was too big on her head made it look like the eye holes were lining up with her chapped and shaking lips. just as he intended it to be.
“yeah, like that.”
he quickly glanced over to the other body that was laying on the floor, he was convinced that it was already cold (which was right) so he didn’t even really bother trying to do anything with that. he wasn’t fazed by the sight of that dead woman at all. instead, he quickly scooped the girl he just gave his sniper hood up into his arms and began running towards his base, her gun left behind them on the floor, soaking in the puddle of mixed blood.
as könig held her body close to himself while rushing with her in his arms, he quickly reached up to rip the velcro strips that signaled her team off of her uniform and vest. he desperately reached down to rip the austria flag off of his body and place it on her shoulder instead.
and now he finally felt the chills through his spine and ribs the same way she did before he had attacked her — starting from this moment, he was a target of his very own squad.
gosh! not proud of this. the writing is okay i’d say (i got to use some of my german knowledge ehehe) but it’s disgusting. i hope i didn’t traumatize anyone! (·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )
please let me know what i should write about next!
good night!
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k3m1y4 · 3 months
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‘ I’m walking my fish! ‘
megumi x gn!reader ! pt. 1
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tw: megumi x reader before i post the other fic imo. i can’t rearrange my photos anymoree :( had to make a solution to it ehe, i don’t mind the problem but it’s annoying ngl. ooc! megumi? nicknames like megs, ass, etc. swearing is included.
plot: showing megumi your newly bought fish:D!
pt. 2, pt. 3, can’t write bc of the picture it keeps bringing me back up to the top on the app app so i’m on the website:D
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4:01 AM
‘ 5 missed calls. ’
megs:
Why the fuck would you call me at 4:00 in the morning?
you:
actually it’s 4:01 in the morning 🤓👆
megs:
I do not fucking care, what do you want?
you:
i want you to make out with me in the bathroom until someone comes in and watches us in horror 😫
megs:
You are fucking crazy. I’m leaving.
you:
wait no don’t leave 🥺🥺😫 my pookie wookie precious succumb baby daddy baby girl my little cupcake don’t go and leave me in the depths of wretching dark despair of pain and loneliness as my kneels will fall to the ground and widen with regret and sorrow till the world will mass to the destuction as the fire will crackle as i burn with a that drenches the wound in my heart 😭😭😫😫😫😫😢😢😢😭😭
megs:
you did not.
you:
yes i did, please don’t leave. i can beg if you want my bbg sextie my friend with benefits 😍😍😍 (i am secretly weeping in sorrow and grief, please don’t leave.)
megs:
just tell me what is your problem.
you:
before you leave, can i please show you something 🥺😔😔 (i am on my knees and i will praise you and beg you to death even if it causes my life to death, what I for deserve since ever my flaws existed within my shadow of the reflection i fear 😔…)
megs:
can you stop with your stupid essays. show me before i leave you on read.
you:
look at the lil fishies i bought yesterday ofmfsff
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sea-of-dust · 4 months
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Could we please get general relationship headcanons for Ann, Makoto, Futaba, Haru, and Sumire (if you'll write for her) from Persona 5?
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Power of LOVE!!!
Phantom thief girls x GN! Reader
relationship headcannons
notes: ima have to start naming p5 annons 💀. Also, THEY'RE MULITPLE?! Thank you for reminding me to add sumire and akechi to the clarification post btw
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This girl WILL know your clothing size but by a simple glance and go "you want me to dress you?" You don't have to answer that question you WILL be bought clothes along with other things you like
She likes leaning into you, smirking a bit and whispering in your ear "we should kiss" "!" your face is as you turn around and look at her of course you give in using a book to cover the views of other students,Ryuji, or you'll just look at her shocked. Either way she still ends up satisfied one way or another
She likes when you come to shoots with her. Happy when she's posing and she just sees you throw a little thumbs up, it's always lifts her spirits.
She will not let you leave without her. You could be getting ready to go and she'd just "where are you going?" "Home, my mom called I told you" "take me with you!" "You're already home though" "Home with with you wait here lemme get dressed!" You had to explain to your mom the sudden guest
She's bragging about you. Alot. If she feels like she can't go a day without telling Ryuji "they made me breakfast I love them so much" she thinks of you so much it almost scares her when you tap her shoulder. "Ann?" "Yes my darling?" "." Ryuji looks at her "Why yes my dear" "oh my god" he burries his face into his arms leaning into the desk as you two continue to call eatchother affectionate names.
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She probably has your dox from the school ids has been down bad since. It's way more obvious when you two start dating. "You're so soft just like what the Id shows" "excuse me?" "Oh- nothing"
study dates early on are her go tos, as soon as you two get more used to each other she's often on doing simple domestic things with you.
Will sneak around you when you're in shibuya you're not escaping. So when you turn around and see her thinking it's a coincidence it's suddenly a date. She would come home nearly collapsing but it's worth it
Tries not to ask much of you except when it comes to school one homework she KNOWS you didn't do it's over. "Did you do your science packet" "yea why?" "Good what's the answer to 2" "two uhhhh...d?" "...I'm comming over" "ITS JUST THE FIRST PAGE" you bond with Ryuji over this you two come to school after those nights with background music and look like you two about to crawl to class.
She WiLL cling onto you!! If you dare to go anywhere scary you will have to run with her added weight. She tries to run with you and then one ominous can shes weak in the knees, so you try to avoid scary things to the best of your ability
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Its obvious she's gonna be dragging you to akihabara. New game came out? "HEY Y/N" "I'm already dressed" "YAY! RUNNING OVER"
She's 100% calling you a cringy name as SOON as you pick up. "Hey my pookie wookie smuckum baby shawty thingy nugget person human thing" "...." "DONT HANG UP"
She wants hugs forever stay with her!! You should sleep over!! You should stay on a call for her for an entire day. Yea she loves these little brain thoughts while you're terrified of them.
Forces you to match pfps on ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. No matching pfps? You Hate her simple. "I wanna use this theme I found" "do it with me!! 👹👹👹👹" "chill with the emojis!"
Joker and Sojiro WILL run a check on you as soon as Futaba isn't there. You date her you must answer these dubious 5!! As much as the intense looks were exchanged turned to "wadya think" looks back and fourth little to say that approved
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She's sending you everywhere with her! You're having dates every week and will almost straight up refuse to let her pay
Very affectionate and often likes showing pda, if you aren't much of a fan it's alright she'll be minimal with it or just stop all together. She does like laying her head on your shoulder while your walking together
Interested in watching shows you like and talking about them she's gonna come up to you and be like "you haven't watched this scene yet?" She doesn't spoil it but it's incredibly tempting to just to get your reaction.
She dosent insist but she loves hand holding in public. She tries not to squeeze too hard but your hands are so warm! When you initiate the hand holding it just makes it so much better.
Refuses to let you sleep in another room. If you so dare to say "you have the bed ill sleep on the couch" expect the very momment you drift to sleep to be lifted off the couch and with her to the bed. If you ever so dare to wake up and try to leave the girls gripping you tight "where are you going?" Her voice is so soft almost distracts from the fact you might need a doctor after this squeeze. "Stay here I don't wanna be left alone with all the plushies" she rubs her face into your back, seeing no other option you slept there.
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She daydreams of you SOOOO much. It's crazy she thinks of you so much she finds It hard to focus. She'd think it's embrassing she thinks of you so much but then she'd imagine you brushing her hair to the side and going "you look wonderful today Sumire" girls brain just BOOM
If you'd ever dare to say you haven't eaten, she'll open her bento and offer a bit of it to you. "I don't see why you can't have some?" "Sumire...I don't like sausages" "don't worry there's rice" "you really don't have to"
She wants to try and play a sport with you. Don't wanna run? Table top tennis! Or maybe darts! She will need encouragement, but is super good
She likes asking out on just outings in shibuya to just "I'm watching my senpai's right now wanna see if they'll put their rivalry aside and be normal?" You go with her no matter the reason the only time this back fired was when akechi recognized you and tried to get you to settle if vegans eat animal crackers
She won't tell you when she has an issue that much. Unfortunately for her, you notice quickly hugging her or patting her head. She won't tell you, but she loves when you do this. It's comforting knowing she doesn't have to say a word and you'd be there
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landlordspoison · 10 months
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Dennis girlies (gn) are either
“pookie wookie dooby wooby baby girl I’m gonna wrap him in blankies and feed him soup and cover his face in little kisses”
or
“His throbbing denussy could bring empires to their knees with its sweet nectar. This cockslut is a testament to gods glory.”
or
“freak. I’m gonna put him down like an elderly cat”
and they’re all talking about a man that looks like this
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darkbluekies · 3 months
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Spooky Dr.Kry is just my little silly pookie wookie meow meow baby girl 🥹♥️
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Jail. All of you😃
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llynwen · 7 days
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OKAY SO I TRIED TO WATCH THE FIRST EPISODE WHILE BUILDING AN IKEA OFFICE CHAIR AT 11 PM AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED 😭 THEY SPEAK WAY TOO SOUTHERN I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING I NEED TO FOCUS MORE IM GONNA TRY AGAIN I SWEARRRRR 💖 HE LOOKS VERY SKRUNKLY THO !!!! IM SURE HE'S GONNA BE SPINNING IN MY BRAIN MICROWAVE IN NO TIME !!!!!!
THE DRAWL IS GLORIOUS AND I WORSHIP THE GREAT GODS OF TEXAS FOR SPAWNING THESE TWO MOTHERFUCKERS WITH IT I LLLLLLLOVE HOW CRUNCHY IT IS BUT YEAH LMAO HARD TO UNDERSTAND SOMETIMES IF YOU HAVENT MEMORIZED ALL THE LINES YET
POOKIE WOOKIE SWEETIE BABIE IS SOOOO SCRUNKLY I MEAN SHES SOOOOO CRUNCHY AND CRUSTY AND A LITTLE SCRUFFY ALSO!!!!!!! MY LITTLE PRINCESS SHES SO PRETTY AND SO INSANE AND BRAIN DAMAGED<3333333
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MY SWEET GIRL💘💘💘💘💘
PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW THE MOMENT YOU DECIDE TO COMPREHEND IT I SWEAR THE ACTUAL PLOT SLAYS IM NOT WATCHING THIS FOR THE FIFTH TIME JUST FOR ASS AND TITS
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drpsps · 8 months
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Random shit I said while watching different saw movies!!! Pt1
Spoiler Warning
Saw - “Adam isn’t THAT fine” (lying right through my teeth).
“Teehee Larry you naughty boy” (was extremely high).
“Y’all their actually gay” (chainshipping bitches)
“I just know if Adam survived he would NEVER stop fucking with Lawrence” (Annoying bf who?).
“My pookie John is so silly!” (Besties hear me out, sometimes the pookie is a crazy old man).
“I hate you Lawrence.” (During the whole “I gotta go get help” thing).
“Adam’s thoughts were “Why is that body throwing it back?” during the scene where John gets up.” (I am crazy).
Saw 2 - “Y’all fuck that kid.” (I’m a hater fr).
“His dad is a fucking dick and I hope he DIES!” (He indeed does not die).
“Amanda you’re so silly.” (She was being crazy).
“I hate everyone but Amanda and that dumb ass kid.” (It was that first scene where someone died).
“Okay okay just can everyone calm down.” (Literally any fight scene).
“Damn HE’S BALD AND TORTURING PEOPLE WITH HAIR!” (Gotta quote a good ole tiktok).
“Shit man’s is beating an old guy whose dying.” (I thought it was funny).
“I’M SO GLAD THE KID SURVIVED!” (Me before the reveal).
“Oh fuck that.” (Me after the reveal).
Saw 3 - “Amanda calm your tits.” (Teehee).
“John what the fuck.” (I think he said some dumb shit).
“Okay bitches calm down.” (Anytime Amanda was beefin with the doctor chick).
“Shitttttt!” (x20 because y’all wtf).
“I thought he was gonna change!” (Dude remained vengeful).
“Well everything is fucked now.” (Amanda montage).
“Girl shut up.” (The doctor chick said something super cunty).
“Yas queen!” (Amanda said something super cunty).
“NOOOO!” (any fucked scene).
“YASSSSS!” (Any good scene).
Saw 4 - “OMG IT’S MY POOKIE BEAR MARK!” (Mark appeared on screen).
“I wonder how they didn’t know it was Mark. The constant side eye was a dead giveaway.” (We were barely a few minutes in and he did it three times).
“My pookie wookie isn’t crazy.” (Mark hoffman is extremely crazy).
“His delulu became trululu.” (Mark casually killing).
“If John is dead, then why would Mark join now?” (Before reveal).
“OOOOOHHHH.” (After reveal).
“Mark definitely listens to slipknot.” (Casual observation and definitely not a projection).
“I would NOT survive a Hoffman trap.” (Bitch rigged everything).
“Oh pookie…” (Near the end of the movie).
“I’m glad Eric died..” (Randomly remembering he’s there).
Saw 5 - “IS STRAHM HERE YES HE IS!” (That’s my genuine reaction when he showed up).
“Perez get your dog on a leash.” (Strahm was being a little asshole).
“Meow.” (Anytime both Hoffman and Strahm are on screen).
“I wanna eat them up.” (Me at Hoffman, and Strahm).
“He’s delulu.” (Talking about Hoffman).
“He’s trululu.” (Talking about Strahm).
“He’s not that bad.” (Talking about Strahm).
“Sorry he sucks sometimes.” (Talking about Hoffman).
“Eat shit asshole, die in a trap.” (Hoffman at Strahm).
“Y’all I’m so cool.” (Me on liking all the apprentices).
“My pookie wookie is trying.” (Me about Hoffman).
“HE NEEDS LOVE!” (Me about Strahm).
“I HOPE YOU ALL DIE.” (Minus Strahm and Hoffman).
“I’m so sorry baby girl..” (Me anytime Strahm is on screen).
“He’s cringe but he’s free.” (Me at Strahm and Hoffman).
“Damn someones salty.” (Angry Hoffman scenes).
“Bro is down bad.” (Strahm investigated Hoffman).
“Y’all this shit is crazy.” (About the traps).
“I’m still mad at hoffman.” (About the trap he put Strahm in).
“Okay what the fuck!” (end of film during Strahms death scene).
I need to watch 6-9 and I’ll make a second post.
I love these films with all my heart and you can definitely tell that my faves are literally every jigsaw apprentice (Including Logan from the later films) and most of the male characters (I.E. Adam and Peter Strahm). I honestly think the first three movies tie in together better than the later movies (seeing as we keep this crazy shit going).
I hope y’all enjoyed reading this shit.
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esidolmail · 6 months
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to nazuna, Hello my pookie cookie dooki fruit loopy mookie dookie rookie bubblegum muffin icecream cake sugary honeybuns butterscotch butterfly baby girl frosty flakey croissont donut eclaire chocolate chip sprinkles with whipcream and a cherry on top blueberry muffin recipe cutie patootie little ratatouille chef cheesecake pie cherry on top whipped cream chocolate frosting with sprinkles and vanilla sugar toe curling, blood boiling chocolate ganache cake strawberry cream morning coffee with creamer, snookie cookie wookie with creamer, snookie dookie wookie pookie gumdrop snickerdoodle honey bunches of oats pumpkin pie toaster strudel blueberry cheesecake muffin berry topped with peanut butter jelly jam sprinkles.
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thatonebylershipper · 4 months
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soooooo is no one gonna talk about how ME! is so extremely byler coded
okay have fun reading this monstrosity of character analysis if you want to
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so uh. mike wheeler. he genuinely thinks he is unlovable and so hard to deal with. he really really thinks that. i disagree with the not thinking part tho. hes a smart kid. when he "jumped" (i do quotations because my little pookie wookie did not jump off that cliff lil guy stepped off) off the cliff, he knew what would happen when he hit the water. (rocks. he didnt even aim for the water he just stepped off right over the rocks and he knew what would happen.)
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will is absoluetly a chick magnet and mike knows that. he can see it. hell, he lives it. he knows that will is extremely attractive because he feels the attraction himself. going back to believing he is unlovable, he also doesnt think he is anywhere near good enough for will. he knows that there are probably plenty of girls lined up waiting for a chance to date will and mike thinks that will deserves way better than him.
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phonegate phonegate phonegate phonegate
also yeah this bitch (affectionate) has no idea when to stop and just cant stay out of shit. he has to be right in the middle of everything. which btw isnt always a bad thing but it is often detrimental to him.
trouble on my left trouble on my right ive been facing trouble almost all my life-- okay mb i wont make cte references rn i just think its a very mike coded song because genuinely he always has trouble following him around. lil guy cannot escape the Problems and the Horrors
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all i have to say about this is gay
OKAY WILL'S TURN
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i saw a very interesting character analysis of mike one time talking about how he is always the one to reach out and no one ever reaches out to him. not even will. which you might be like "what are you talking about" but its true. when will tells mike about his problems or whatever is going on, mike always asks questions to try and understand better. hes always the one to reach out first. when he tried to open up however, no one does that for him. no one tries to better understand what hes saying.
ANYWAY during the rink-o-mania fight, will mentioned mike never calling him or writing to him. but did he ever reach out? or did he just expect mike to? [THIS IS NOT ME HATING ON WILL BTW. I LOVE HIM DEARLY BUT HE NEEDS TO GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS SOMETIMES. ALSO THIS IS NOT ME BRUSHING OFF MIKES SHITTY BEHAVIOR. HE ALSO NEEDS TO GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS SOMETIMES.] all of this connects to "i know i tend to make it about me". i dont think will means to do this, but it ends up happening over and over.
as for "i know you never get just what you see" this particular lyric makes me think of the rink-o-mania scene where angela came up to the table and took el away, but mike didnt do anything. he didnt even seem bothered by it. that is, until will showed concern for the situation. then he jumped into protection mode. when will revealed to mike that el had been lying to him, his reaction was to call bullshit because why would she do that?? he doesnt get what he sees. what he saw was el being taken out to the floor by her friends. but thats not what he got. what he got was el being taken away by her bullies. will knows that mike doesnt always get what he sees.
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i feel like this lyric could be purely flirtatious and tbh i can imagine will saying this to mike just to see him blush. "i will never bore you baby." cue mike turning into a tomato. idk this lyric is silly i dont really have anything to pair with it
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self explanatory. they had a fight in the rain. and then mike ran after will and called his name. of course will never wants to see mike walk away; hes in love.
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idk why that one got big but whatever. again, gay. because theyre not like the others. but the winter/summer thing: there are all sorts of dynamics that all have the same vibe. black cat/golden retreiver boyfriends, moon/sun boyfriends. its all blue and yellow iykwim. winter/summer is just another one of those. mike is winter and will is absoluetly his summer
"and i promise that nobodys gonna love you like me-hee-heee" nope, no one is ever ever gonna love either of them the way they love each other. they were made for each other and not only do they need each other, they want each other which is honestly more important. if they didnt want each other so badly, the ship would be no better than milkvan. because milkvan needed each other, but they did not want each other. thats why the ship is bones. it doesnt work out if they dont want each other.
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slayfics · 5 months
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SLAY OMG 😲!!! ITS YOU!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING☺️🦃🍴!!! You still don't remember me 🤔?? Um, obviously its 🌚??? It's only been a day since my last visit🤗... still not ringing a bell😮‍💨...? Oh well that's just fine 🥰🤪! I remember when you were just this 🤏 tall😖! My how you've grown🥺😁! You're in your 20s...? Oh, well....... ahem...... Have you tried the turkey 😉🤔🤪??? You made it yourself? Oh, I could.. tell...🧐🤨... Have you talked to uncle Joe yet 😟😕😶? You dont know who he is😵‍💫... he's my pookie wookie bookie zippididoodaday honeysuckle worstchestershirehiershire sauce lemon merangue pie fish soup bear of course🥰😍🤩☺️🥵😳😻💋!!! You don't know what the bad word that is... 😮‍💨 my husband? Still not ringing a bell😬🛎 ... my husband? STILL no? Alright, ill let you run off with the other little toddlers 🥰😍🤩☺️🥵😳😻💋!!!! BYE MY SWEET ANGEL BABY GIRL SMALL CHILD!
Oh wow- um- it’s so great to see you 🌚! It’s been how long!? And by that I mean we’ve met right? *nervous laughter*
Children! Gather around and um… say hello to uh- your longer distant relative! Yay! Are you so happy to see them again??
Fake a smile children!
This was so unhinged it made my day and gave me something to laugh at since I absolutely despise this holiday.
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riiwrites · 2 months
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I love you platonically my pookie wookie dookie sookie rickey ashley poepyes with no biscuit sweetie darlingly kiddy silly goosey milly tilly juice box raspberries honey pie pop tart human heart jiggly juggle single taggle single pringle cakey takey tookie sookie bookie backie bsd skibidi tibidi pidi ptsd btsd ADHD princess with disorder molly anne girl in red melanie martinez portals crybaby k_12 strawberry shortcake orange juice babe sweetheart darl baby sweet tongue dreamy cramy scream creamy timmy little billy cowish dazai chuuya danganronpa omori sticking iut ur GYATTTTT biggy jiggle juicy muicy lovely tracy church immortality cheering dying studying silly adoringy bear :3
this is the best and most accurate nickname I’ve ever received. I LOVE YOU sakira /platonic
my sprinkle twinkle linkle pringle cringle bingle bongle dingle dangle bippity boo ba ha ha little cutie bootie patootie sootie lootie mootie cootie crumble pie piece of beauty and everything mixed in between to make a glorious morious spectacular perfect person like you 🫵🏻🥰
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