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#literally. LOVE THEM theyre SOOOO STUPID
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Y'all CANNOT just ship the main!wbcs where is my Friends!ships where are they
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brightokyolights · 1 year
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#i have been debating making a post about this all day because ive been trying to just not deep it#because people are stupid and you cant do anything about it#but i cant TAKE THIS ANYMORE SPONGEBOB#anyways here i go#i do not GET this fucking animosity and Literal demonisation of animals. like i hate it to my fucking core#i was just talking about how i like snakes because i think theyre cool but would probably never have one because as much as i love them#they creep me out lmao#anyways cue this fucking moron being like “oh you know snakes are so bad and like theyre literally the symbol for the devil” and yada#yada yada. the story of adam and eve was also brought into it#and im literally sitting there like. so this one snake was bad in a story. and iT WASNT EVEN A REAL FUCKING SNAKE IT WAS THE L IT ER AL#DEVIL!!! and you are like all snake bad 👎#like bro snake have no thots. head fucking EMPTY.#like i dont know how to even explain properly how dumb this is. its that stupid#it just makes me sad because i was always taught that you respect all creatures because they were made my god#and you cant blame them for things because they do not have morals like humans do!! they legit just work on survival instinct#and idk its just soooo fucking annoying because its these same people that give so much weight to other stupid thoughts and yeah#idk how to conclude this properly but there you go my ted talk.#snakes are cool animals and they deserve to live and are NEEDED just as much as any other animal uwu#le text post
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steelycunt · 2 years
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how did you come up with the characters remus lupin and sirius black? so crazy how you literally made them up in your head and share them with us
i saw a stray dog sniffing around the remains of a white bread sandwich on the opposite side of the road one day and idk it just kind of stayed with me. so i tied them both to some pieces of string and now i spend my time dragging them around in front of you guys
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maraczeks · 8 months
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bcs s5 thread pt 2
#ajhdbfncnxmcnnvm hHHHH the way she. is looking at him.#sept 7 2023#your jimmy.#PLZ THE FACT THAT EVERYONE KNOWs. THAT THEY GO HOME TO EACH OTHER#IM CRYING THIS IS SO GOOFY THEYRE LITERALLY BEST FRIENDS GOOFING OFF PLZZSJBEHRF#HELPPEKFNCNWMDNJSNENGNSNXJCJSJ JTEHYRE SOOOO OHEHSNCN J STUPID THEYRE STUPID#stop bc they just love each other so much and wanna hang out w each other all the time flxusjannfncbfbsmcnksjdnfndmfn#kimberly wexler you arebeverythinggggggg#CRYING JIMMY LITERALLY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER LIKE THERES NOTHING. HE WOULDNT DO HEs so pathetic imtjcisnsjwndjsksnfjdjfjjandn screaming l#like he acts like he has his own agenda and goals but it's really just. do anything kim wants😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#her smile is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo#sept 8 2023#oh why is this ep called wexler v goodman i'm miserable#THISNIS exactLY KIMBERLY AKIMBO CODED OHHH ILL BE SICK#also cello baby kim plz.#i'm crying my baby#i'm having the worst time#bc jimmys kinda like her mom ..'dhjdjfksk$:$;$;&3&4&5&48:&&:&;8584 i'm crine theyre so#no cosssss pretty people i'm literally obsessed with them#THEYRE SOOOOOOOOOO#thinking of early szns where they would play footsies😭#JIMMY? no don't do this to her do not#NO KIM NOOOO DONT DO THIS TO HER JIMMY NO NOKNOBOOBBOOBOGOEJJERJJWHRJEHDJSJEJFJFJDJDJDJWJJSJDJSDHJSJEJFJEEJJCJDJSHDHDJEJ IM COGJSHEHRJSJJSJS#NOOOO#WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO HER#this is so EVIL#why like i can't figure out what's his angle this is hurting her!!!!!!!!#oh my god i feel.m sick this is so sick he played her nooonoooooooooooo my baby#IN TEARS#no god i had to answer the phone bruh anyways this is like. the single greatest scene im miserable
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whyse7vn · 7 months
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RUMOURS -
[ot7 x reader]
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3D OUT NOW!
8 participants - 8 online
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tae: guys be honest am i puppy coded
jin: you are rat coded
tae: no i’m not guys tell him i’m not
jk: cheese
hobi: GUYS DID YOU SEE THE STATEMENT BIGHIT JUST PUT OUT FOR THE Y/N AND YOONGI DATING RUMOURS???????
jimin: the what?
jk: THE WHAT?
tae: arf?
jin: you can’t force the puppy lifestyle
tae: you don’t know anything
guys tell him he knows nothing
jimin: were they not just fighting like???
namjoon: they made a statement about it?
tae: but bighit denied it right?
jk: RIGHT?
hobi: THATS THE CRAZY PART
jimin: no fucking way
jk: STOP LYING
namjoon: but they were literally just in a meeting about it?
like i’m not joking like 10 minutes ago they were in the conference room
they had to deny it no?
jk: RIGHT TELL HIM NAMJOON
namjoon: unless theyre actually together
jk: nO NO
NOT TRUE
TRUST ME
hobi: Hello.
This is BIGHIT MUSIC.
We would like to inform our fans that we as a company do not control relationships our artists may engage in.
This is in relation to the recent rumours concerning BTS SUGA and Y/n.
As this is a matter that concerns our artists personal lives we can not confirm or deny these rumours.
We ask that fans to respect both artists privacy and remind you that our company will spare no effort in providing legal support for our artists if it is needed.
We ask you for your continued love and support for both SUGA and Y/n and and a reminder that fellow BTS member Jungkook releases his solo single “3D” featuring Jack Harlow on September 29th.
IS THIS NOT INSANE
jin: the jungkook plug at the end???
jk: SO ITS NOT TRUE
THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER
namjoon: oh
tae: they could be
jimin: @ y/n @ yoongi wya
are you together? be honest
y/n: hiiiiiiiiiiii
jk: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yoongi: hello
jk: kill yourself
tae: babe tell me why you didn’t tell them to deny it
look me in the eyes
tell me the truth baby it’s just you and me
namjoon: we are in a gc
tae: you and me angle
jin: do you mean angel you fucking idiot
tae: baby 🥺
who is this man??
namjoon: i am curious tho
why didn’t you deny?
y/n: no point
tae: the point is we are in love
hobi: ok but are you together?
yoongi: who knows
jimin: obviously you fucking stupid bitch
jin: he wanna be mysterious so bad 😭
jk: this is not true
i won’t accept this
I WONT
namjoon: soooo
yoongi: it’s lowkey true anyways
namjoon: it is?
tae: IT IS???????
jk: NOT
IT IS NOT TRUE
THATS WHAT HES SAYING
yoongi: that is not what i’m saying
jimin: ur officially together?
y/n: we are not
yoongi: yet
y/n: yoongi!!!
yoongi: :3
jin: ew ok i want to throw up
hobi: i can’t stand you guys already
tae: i’m in a wheelchair actually
thanks a lot guys
namjoon: ok
jk: NOT OK
jimin: so scoups wasn’t the one for you then?
or mingyu?
jungkook???
or that san guy
not even minho????
i liked minho
shownu?
OH what about the young one
what was his name again
??
OH MARK
what happened to mark?
hobi: OMG WHAT ABOUT BAEKHYUN????
tae: YOU FUCKED WITH BAEKHYUN AND NOT ME??
WHEN
TELL ME WHEN
PLEASE DONT TELL ME IT WAS IN THE 2014-2016 TIMELINE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
IT WAS WASN’T IT
OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW UP
THROWING UP AS I TYPE
BELHHHHHHHH 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮
namjoon: shut the fuck up
y/n: leave me alone
half of that list is a lie anyways
i am not a whore!
jimin: lowkey a lie but ok!
namjoon: jimin
jimin: what???
i still support my queen like yess you go girl catch flights not feelings or whatever the girls are saying these days
jin: y/n how do you not have like stds ?
yoongi: wtf is wrong with you
y/n: CUz IM NOT A WHORE
i don’t just fuck anybody
jimin: lied again cuz wtf is jungkook?
hobi: dead by now
probably
y/n: kook is special don’t be mean
jk: hehe i am >.<
hobi: what did i fuck did i tell you about heheing in this gc
jk: srry
jin: jungkook needs to be like deeply studied like he’s actually not fucking right and it’s scary
i’m scared
like how are you ignoring the fact that the girl you in love with is in your face basically claiming another man
and not just any man literally one of your closet friends
like the fact you can forget all of that after one compliment from her is insane
you are insane
jk: no i’m special tell him y/n
y/n: my special boy <3
jk: HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHDHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
yoongi: we are not close friends btw
y/n: don’t start
yoongi: :3
tae: ok idc can you deny the rumours now
jk: PLEASE
yoongi: no
namjoon: as much as i for what ever you guys have got going on i really think you should deny the rumours
yoongi: no
jk: YEAH
WOOO PUT UR FOOT DOWN JOON
TELL HIM
TELL HIM
WOOO WOOO
I LOVE KIM NAMJOON
tae: ???
why are you for what they have going on please pick a fucking side namjoon you cannot be the middle man
namjoon: can you guys shut up for 2
seconds
tae: 1
jungkook say 2
jk: 2
tae: we did
namjoon: you really didn’t
hobi: JUNGKOOK YOU HEHEED AGAIN YOU BETTER STOP ONE MORE TIME AND ILL GET PHYSICAL
jk: i’m sorry 😢
namjoon: anyways as i was saying i think it would be better to deny the the rumours now for y/ns sake she gets enough hate as it is and this will really only add to it
jimin: wait ur kinda right my poor girl :/
tae: i can give her love dw
come into my arms baby
cum 2 me
yoongi: kill yourself
jk: ILL PROTECT YOU Y/N
y/n: means the world jk
jk: AHHHHHHH :DDDDDDDD
yoongi: he’s lame
y/n: don’t
yoongi: :3
y/n: and thank you for ur concern joonie but i’m literally in a dating scandal every other week there’s honestly no point the hate was bound to come anyways
and plus the love out weighs the hate so i’m sosososo good
namjoon: i don’t believe you but ok
hobi: LMAOOOO
sorry not funny
tae: weak ass fucking leader ohmy god
where is ur sense of authority
where is ur dominance?
hobi: stop talking
y/n: we do not want to hear ur furry talk
tae: THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR ALPHA YOUNG LADY
now come here let me scent you
hobi: actually end your life
y/n: please
yoongi: come over
jin: geez buy me dinner first
jimin: fat bitch
jin: im literally gonna put this on twitter and get you cancelled
jimin: noooo not to ur 13 followers my career is done for i’m telling you
hobi: what’s ur eta what’s ur eta
jk: idk et sorry
and also idk who a is either
i’m sorry
hobi: LEAVE ME ALONE
jk: i said i was sorry
i hope u find them
hobi: i have a gun to ur head in my mind rn
jk: don’t shoot 😂
wrong emoji
*🥲
PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY
jimin: of lice
jin: omg rice sounds so good rn
jimin: i said lice wow ur actually fat
jin: NAMJOON TELL HIM HES BEING PROBLEMATIC
namjoon: jimin ur being problematic
jimin: namjoon tell him he’s being big
namjoon: go away please
tae: ok why have the rumours not been denied
y/n: why are we back to this
yoongi: she wants me that’s why
jk: NO
NO
NO TRUE
ARE YOU HER SPECIAL BOY
YOU ARE NOT
BECAUSE I AM
AND I HAVE PROOF
SO SHUT THE HELL UP
yoongi: thats cool and all but where are your dating rumours?
jk: SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UPPPPPPPP
y/n: stop being losers
jk: i’m in love with you
yoongi: :3
jin: insanity
tae: yoongi say something for me rq
yoongi: no
tae:
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hobi: HELPPPPOO
jimin: LMAO
y/n: PLS
yoongi: ur actually a child and i do not use light mode so this just looks stupid
jin: was still funny with dark mode
yoongi: no it wasn’t
tae: it was
everyone laughed
don’t be mad i made everyone laugh
cuz u know u could NEVER
yoongi: namjoon didn’t laugh
tae: namjoon isn’t even a man
namjoon: ???
jk: i use light mode
jimin: what
jin: omg
hobi: ew
yoongi: as expected
tae: bro
y/n: kookie…
jk: IS THAT BAD OHMYGOD IS IT BAD HOW DO I CHANGE IT?? IS THAT BAD
AM I A BAD PERSON
I AM
I AM
I KNOW I AM
I SHOULD BE LOCKED UP
THEY NEED TO LOCK ME UP
PLEASE LOCK ME UP
NO JUST KILL ME
JUST KILL ME AND LET ME ROT
NO TORTURE ME
MAKE SURE IT HURTS REAL BAD
AND THEN LIKE
COOK BAM INFRONT OF ME AND MAKE ME EAT HIM AS I BEG YOU ALL TO STOP AND I START THROWING UP
THEN CHOKE ME UNTIL I CANT BREATE AND WATCH AS THE LIFE SLOWLY LEAVES MY EYES
namjoon: what the fuck
y/n: what did bam do
tae: that’s pretty messed up
jin: are you ok?
jimin: …
yoongi: fucking freak
hobi: woah
jk: punish me
namjoon: clam down
jk: please
y/n: crazy!
jk: kiss me
i know i don’t deserve it but kiss me
yoongi: go away
tae: kiss me
jk: NO
tae: ngl i’m sick of hoseok guys
hobi: what did i do
tae: leave me alone
hobi: i’m literally having sex with ur mother rn
tae: OMG????
PLS NO
namjoon: both of you just shut up please
hobi: you saw how he came for me for no reason and ur telling me to shut up??
are u fr rn…
i feel so betrayed rn
jimin: horny rn
y/n: gross
jimin: come fix it
yoongi: shut the fuck up
jk: DON’T SPEAK TO HER LIKE THAT
namjoon: i have a headache
jin: shut the hell up
namjoon left “3D OUT NOW!!”
y/n: wow jin
jk: namjoon :(
jimin: jin wtf did you do
hobi: what the hell seokjin
tae: ofc it was jin
yoongi: big jin L
jin: IT WASN’T MY FALUT
HE WAS WHINING LIKE A BITCH
jk: you should apologise
tae: bully
y/n: poor joonie
jimin: say sorry
hobi: always so mean for no reason
yoongi: 👎🏻
jin: u guys are actually not right in the head leave me alone
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dual-fantasy · 3 months
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duncan is simultaneously the funniest fucking guy and super tragic to me. i think hes The Worst Ever because its a way of acting out against his dad. funniest shit ever and devastating. Everything about duncney as a whole leaves me in hysterics and also clutching my chest crying punching holes into the walls. he is killer phoebe bridgers to me. can the killer in him tame the fire in (various romantic partners he swore were the one then broke up with 2 days later). or is there nothing left to do for them. hes sick of the chase but hes hungry for blood. and theres nothing he can do. hes a dog motif in a really specific street dog way you just have to understand. in a wolf way, even. but in a rabid stranded starving way. he is the only heartbreaker as well btw. he'll be the loser in this game he'll be the bad guy in the play. eric is a duncney song but in a way you would not expect. it is the duncney duncan pov song ever actually. she can come closer he'll let her hurt him how she chooses. this view of her of the top of her head makes him forgive her. her skin cries a soft weep like his. his price how about just a part of her cause he wants. shouldve been me is THE duncney/gwuncan song ever. courtney pov. when she saw the girl looked just like her and it broke her heart the lengths he went to have her to get to have her. cause she hasnt given him what he needs. he wanted her but couldnt reach her. so he went into his memory and relived all the ways he still wants her. shes sorry it shouldve been her. thought ive had in my head for over a year. its literally Them. a loving feeling is the aleduncan 90th breakup song. theyre compatible but only behind closed doors. they mean a lot to me actually jsut like . In General duncan and duncan ships by extension are mitskipilled. mitskimaxxing, even. GRAVE DOG!!!!
frrrr you're so real but if im going to comment on Duncan I need to confess something. Ive never finished watching action. ive gotten to like ep 20 I still have literally never finished it. I know that he has a lot of moments in there but I haven't finished it for some reason. I understand you but also I'm not as insane. feel free to keep screaming about him because I completely trust your opinion . I'll probably finish action soon because you are dragging me into the duncan hellhole. I love characters who are so silly and stupid and also absolutely devastating if you think about it too hard. literally peak characters.
dog motif but in the way that he was abandoned by everyone because they weren't aware he was actually a wolf. he keeps finding new homes but he gets kicked out after a day. he's rabid and scary and he's desperate for a secure home, but he can't admit that because it goes against his nature. everything hes ever known.
I love duncney too btw. Courtney is such an interesting character to me but I cannot put it into words. I love her though. absolutely love her. she's so complicated and nuanced. Courtney is for the intellectuals (joking). same with gwuncan.
also I'm insane about aleduncan. not to be kind of basic but they're everything to me. they can only be with eachother if they're alone. insane about them
I don't have any song recommendations bc school has been fucking my ass recently. moving to an online school while being tech illiterate is actually horrible </3 but your music taste is soooo good. actually top tier. real and genuinely incredible. he's mitskimaxxing, lushpilled, puberty2mogging. grave dog you're so real always
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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If you were a cat what breed would you be ?
Or any other animal for that matter
Personaly id love to be a snake (or a tiny lovable animal idk)
I'd fucking die to be a cat, Orah.
Like, not a wild cat, not a big cat, but a pampered domesticated, born into a family that kept me as a kitten they love me sm cat.
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Man id wanna be a little aware too, bc then i could be the-
✨️prettiest kitty at the party ✨️ /ref
No bc theyd love what a great cat i am, and id manipulate all the human food away from them, id learn to beg real quick
U know that pose cats do where theyre up on theyre hind legs and put their front paws together like 🙏 then like rock them back and forth?? And its the cutest thing ever and makes u wanna give them all ur money???
Yeah, id do that lol☝️
Stupid bc i relate EVERYTHING TO ISEKAI GENSHIN AUS- man gods fucking abandoned my ass--
Brooo i fucking love shapeshifter!reader sm
Soooo many shenanigans to be HADDDD
That was part of the appeal for me for Possession!AU actually,
My brain dead cells was like:
"Hmm, possess vision-users = controling like game before, and also i could possess a cat and get pets from aether/literally all of hot genshin ppl-"
LMAO WHAT CAN I SAY IMMA HOEEEE
Thanks for the ask,
U guys always feel free to just chat me up/send me a little mail :)
I love to talk to u guys <3
Safe Travels Orah, my beloved,
💀♒️
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STARS Fic Recommendations
a few of my all time favorites that i can read and re-read a million times and still love it
because these need to be shared with the world
Hotel California (Ateez) by @mint-yooxgi
good lawd have mercy this it literally the best fic i've ever read. i can go and on about this i LOVE JT SO MUCH . the characters and the plot and the and the and the - LITERALLY THE BEST . im in love with the way every single character is written and i love them so much and i've shed SOOOO MANY TEARS. you will not regret reading, i can promise
You Are My Queen Now (Beomgyu+Taehyun) by @wildernessuntothemselves
WROO WRRO MEEEOOOOW GOOD JESUS WHAT IS THIS ???? so well written and so good in general it literally transports me and i get SO into it. it gets pretty dark so read the warnings but all of it is dealt with so well that i don't even CARE. i go from rooting for beom to rooting for taehyun aT LEAST SEVEN times per chapter
Better Than Me? (bf san+wooyoung+yunho+hwa)One AND Two by @yoongimingyu
i can only explain this one way and it's with this meme:
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Himbo Soobin by @r-kived
GOD I LOVE STUPID BIG MEN ESPECIALLY WHEN THEYRE WRITTEN SO GOOD LIEK THIS
guys my age (jungkook) by @kooktrash
i don't even like BTS a lot but wowie . this one is one of my favs in the age gap genre because it's so realistically displayed - and the lead up until he gives in is SOOOOOO HDKWVFLQV
Turbulence (Ateez) by @seonghwaholic
not a lot has happened in the first few chapters but i can FEEEEEL how good this is getting like-- i've never been super excited for updates on fics but i'm always checking for more. it's so good and getting better with every WORD
Games In The Dark (hongjoong) by @mineogi
i'm going to hell. i love demon hongjoong so much it's not even funny. this ain't funny but i'm giggling like a manic every time i read this story. i rarely like horror stories with smut but SWEET MUFFINS THIS IS THE BEST
Dangerous Game (namjoon) by @chaoticpuff17
again, i don't fuck with BTS a lot but i read EVERY. DAMN. CHAPTER. I ABSORBED EVERY SINNGLE WORD AND I LOOOOOOVED IT SUE ME
S P A C E B O Y (hyunjin) by @kokobussy
GOD GAWWWD WHO GAVE YOU THE ROGHT ??? THE ENDING ?? ARE YOU DEADASS WITH ME
Spit play w/ wooyoung by @cvpitvno
this one is new but i'd be lying if i said i haven't read it at least three times already . can only explain my emotions as : BDOQBFOQBWOW WHAT HAHA OMG WHOFBWQL . y'know ?
ANYTHING BY @koqabear but specially these two :
Know Your Place (huening kai)
punching walls, screaming, running laps, crying
Hey Emo Boy! (beomgyu)
yelling, whining, floating, sliding dramatically down the wall
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fagcrisis · 4 months
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nah, I totally get where you're coming from, but it's not necessarily something wrong with the kids- I'm a software tutor, and it's been getting.... bad, at least in the usa. it's not their fault, but society has become so tech-saturated that lot of schools literally have stopped teaching kids basic computer knowledge anymore, and assume they'll have picked it up intuitively, and so do their parents. but it's not intuitive, it's a skill like any other. and a lot of the kids are post-zoom era, which you'd think would make them more tech-literate, but no one was beside them looking at their computers to teach them, and they wound up with at least a year's gap of educational neglect in general as well. it's gotten... weird. the kids get by, cause a lot of tech is just 'push a button' now, and they soak up the new information like the little freak sponges they are, but quite often no one has sat down with them and explained jack shit before ....that being said, the amount of grown adults I have to explain that 'no, if you don't save the file it won't exist when you close the file' on a daily basis to is... so high. soooo high. people are unbelievably stupid
but then again, I can only speak to one form of educational system, so truly, who the fuck am I lmao
idk like, ive worked with kids and based on my experience theyre just kind of fucking stupid i say this w all the love in my heart but u take the smartest kid ive ever worked with n ask them a basic fuckin question and theyll just go huh bc thats how kids r i think this is less "the youth of today has smth wrong with them" and more the usual thing where a generation gets 9lder and starts teaching and interacting w kids and realize kids r kinda fucking stupid. we have a huge scare abt how the latest generation cant do this or that every ten years and its fine every time. kids get older and they learn shit.even if u got a teenager thats kinda fucking stupid they can still learn. also just like u said a lotta fucking adults r also tech illiterate as shit so i think this is more demographic based and not age based. kids whose parents r good w computers or who have access to some sort of education abt computers will learn that shit. also some places have more of a culture of fostering this shit like here piracy counts as basic tech literacy i think and that migjt not be the case in other places
anyway the reason these posts annoy me bc i used to see all this posting abt how well b the genrration who isnt a cunt to kids and doesnt demean them and now 10 yrs later yall r doing that shit like u were also kind of fucking stupid as a kid and adults were probs freaking out about how u cant even read and now ur an adult n ur fine. also if kids cant do smth its not their fault its the fault of every adult around them so in any case stop talking abt how kids r tech illiterate itll be fine calm down. most of yall dont even have kids n if ya do teach them computers
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lanaevyssmoved · 8 months
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helloooo Afhiri sounds SO lovely. can you tell me more about how they feel at the start of act 1 about her predicament with the tadpoles, her companions, etc etc if you want!!
it might be cruel to say that they're pretty damn simple . actually no its not ive decided theyre pretty damn simple. literally wakes up and has a panic attack because where is flute?? where flute?? WHERE. FLU TE? flute was no where to be seen (depression). a very sad clown exploring this ship literally with minimum interest because flute :( flute :( this is a child who has lost their autistic hyperfixation toy.
lae'zel is hot. the sword scene is hot. hiri has immediate gay panic and forgets flute for 2 whole seconds. asks lae'zel if seen flute. lae'zel doesn't even know what a flute is.. smh. sticks around because was told to. does whats told (for now........ ominous.) so to start lae'zel is literally party lead this clown is NOT a protagonist (for now...... no im not making that joke twice)
SHADOWHEART IS HOT... absolutely ignores lae'zel to free shadowheart. literally dumbass tries to pull the door off. lae'zel ends up being the one like "maybe u should look around if u INSIST on saving this HALF ELF." frees shadowheart :) oh my god you have an autistic hyperfixation too?? your rock is so cool!!!!!!!
the flute is not rescued. please F's in chat for the lost flute of afhiri's childhood. her father made her that flute and it's DEAD. AND THERE WASN'T EVEN TIME FOR A FUNERAL.
the first thing they do after hoarding all of the fish on the beach like a little goblin creature is find gale's portal. shiny. Oh My God is that an arm without a body? that is Soooo cool...... high fives. they free him of course!!! used bard Magicks to calm that shit down and free the silly man. she finds him SOOO silly. he is such a silly little guy. his lil expressions and hand movements are SO funny. she wants to get acting classes from him so she can be just as funny and then she'll rank up in Clown. she's sure of it. (he is a clown to her. a truly excellent clown. there's real talent..........)
after that she gets knife throat by astarion :( not very nice of you :( i would have given you money if u wanted :( oh not a robbery? OH WE'RE WORM BUDDIES? friendship acquired :) they genuinely don't have any more thoughts rly at the start because he is mean and she doesn't understand its mean and looks at him stupidly like a dog who cannot understand the new word u just said. tilts head :)
their friendship stat is SO high all of a sudden. this clown has had NO friends their entire damn life (weirdo coded) and suddenly they've got SOOO many best friends oh my god they're so excited for the campfire stories hehee :)
next is oh my godd its the hot. gi..gi... Girlfriend? :) no its gith u stupid clown. get pied. ANYWAY tells the tieflings some absolute BULLSHITERY. this clown is So good at lying (this is a positive. their moral code is kinda messy.) and frees lae'zel :) shadowheart doesn't trust lae'zel but how can you Not when she's Also Green? I'm Green? You're Green? Da Ba Dee
after that its oh my god is that A GOBLIN? never seen a goblin before. finds them extremely cute. they're also kind of green (positive). and A WARG? can i PET IT? No? It'll eat me? bite off my hand? chew up my suit? this is supreme sadness. wait- flute still gone. that's supreme sadness. ALSO WYLL IS FUN!!!! wyll gives her fairytale hero prince vibes and is absolutely fascinated and thinks as a bard should sing of his tale because hes so cool (please don't trust them. they will make him sound like a fool.)
hearing about the spooky scary teeth-ling from wyll is super!! exciting!!!! a devil?? fought in devil war?? fire?? death?? epic story . we must find out more (not to kill. to talk to. must have some REALLY COOL STORIES!!!) very easy to convince wyll not to kil- OH MY GOD HOT?? HOT? ?? literally hot. this is the most Supreme Gay Panic. afhiri never thought about girls (or boys) like this before. none of the Lads give the Panik.. but these girls are a little too much (fainting vibes) also karlach is so fun :) daydreams about karlach throwing her like a javelin into battle
the tadpole though :/ they don't know!! everyone keeps saying. bad! evil! bad! removal! death! kill! and they're like :/ idk guys.. worms are kinda cute. u ever seen a worm do a lil wiggle on some mud? its so cool.. i wish i was a worm..... everyone is concerned. do not trust them with decisions (they trust them with decisions. they are All stupid.) they name the worm. the worm is named little buddy. it's not creative. it's not a name. but this is Little Buddy and she talks to her little buddy sometimes. she even wrote it a song. (she doesn't consume more little buddies. that's weird.. this is HER little buddy and those are OTHER little buddies. there's only one little buddy for her....)
extra: GUARDIAN. oooohhhhh my god .. never seen someone soooooo CLOWN. (this is false. guardian looks nothing like a clown. theyre projecting HARD. guardian plays along because this is clearly going to work better than being Hot and Mysterious). trust them explicitly (reminder: not smart), treats like another Best Friend like the squad. gets sad they don't ever join them in camp for her performances. does private performances sometimes :)
DOUBLE EXTRA: the possession.. of Flute 2.
a daring tale of (gale takes some of the squads money and buys them a flute. cannot bare to see the sad puppy dog eyes any longer.) AN INCREDIBLE ADVENTURE OF PERIL AND DANGER... THERE WAS GNOLLS AND GOBLINS AND MAYBE A BEHOLDER!!!!! gale.. an incredibly brave adventurer.. this is going in his next song
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gooopy · 6 months
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hi i love how u draw ur ocs and the way u give them personalities and interests and everything ough!! they seem so real and well developed and its wonderful!! have a beautiful day. and use this as a chance to ramble about them if you want to :)
!!!!!!!! AUAUAUUUUU THIS IS SOOOO SWEET THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! I APPRECIATE THIS A LOT TY!!!!!!!! ohhhh im so glad you like them i never really thought to post about them im so so soooo glad that you enjoy their vibes and that they seem realistic!!!!!!!! AAGAGAGGA!!!!!! ouhhhhh brother im stimming its epic for meeeee!!
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you made em blush!!!!!!! im so glad my characters are realistic oggg i really strive for that!!! i always make sure theyre real stupid with some stuff and real smart with other stuff, and i always give them at least one thing to be autistic about. for scully, hes good at cooking and he sucks with talking and hes autistic about knives and meat!!!! teddys good at talking to people and keeping from rocking the boat, but in the story he struggles to do more morally grey things (not because of morals, hes just got no idea how to go about kidnapping someone or torturing them for answers! he gets better at it though) and hes autistic about taking photos and also he really likes pastries theyre yummy treats for him that he cannot resist!
ohhhh i have a few other guys such as jude and sterling that are also awesome but just havny been on the noggin. judes a weird little dork mortician with medical trauma and they have a pet turtle that they love sooo much and sterlings a guy who fucking sucks hes a little office boy and hes homophobic and transphobic but it mostly just hurts him because hes absolutely a trans woman without realizing and he was in an unhappy hetero marriage where he kept hooking up with men then feeling shame for it. and hes divorced about it not only literally but in soul and spirit.
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AND! while im here heres scully and teddys playlists!!! mostly based on lyrics and vibes as opposed to tune (and as a bonus heres sterlings, but jude doesnt have a well fleshed out playlist rn)
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popstart · 6 months
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Gidgette for ship bingo?
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They're sooooooo stupid I LOVE THEM. Whenever the topic of them is brought up people ALWAYYS have to bring up character derailment and stuff IDGAFF. OKAY. I think theyre better in literally anything but canon, though ive always thought their gag of being the annoying bg couple always making out was funny dont fucking kill me.
I love them for what they are, just a cute supporting background role. They love eachother soooo much okay🫶 i think you literally cannot go wrong with adding them in the background of like any fic or au. Like i dont think id ever actively read or write a fic just about them but adding them to existing fics just makes them better
This shit is the epitome of them to me. They always have to be highschool sweethearts forever or it just doesnt work, and theyre so bffy with everyone that every single g1 contestant keeps up with them. Killer bass reunion okajy
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(Message from my friend talking about their roommates HELP ITS SO FUNTBTGGDGSF)
Theyre sooooo unserious. Chronically unable to give a shit except for when they do which is never.
Theyre srsly so sweet i love them. They never fight barring that two times they did then immediately forgave eachother bc they know they could never really love anyone else. They're soooo made for eachother lol
Theyre a nice break from all the couples from hell in this show. Like i love the drama but sometimes you just need idiots that are starstruck by eachother every single time they lay eyes on the other
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lunarifie · 1 year
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Rewatching Ninjago
(with no context other than the episode)
Sons of Garmadon episodes 1-2
Omg omg omg im so excited u have no idea, their new designs were like the beginning of a new age to me
I remember Harumi and MOST of the plot so im pumped to see all of this again
this is when the animation got GOOD, ik it only gets better but i think this was the turning point
LLOYD
Lloyd hit puberty 😶
i think everyone can agree this is when Lloyd truly became their favorite
It was so clever to make it look like the oni mask ninjas were the ACTUAL ninjas only to have Lloyd swoop in.
AAAA THE ANIMATION HIS GREEN MAGIC AJFISNFJD EVERYTHINGS SO COOL
AAAAND HE SAVED ONE OF THE ONI MASK GUYS THATS OUR BOY
Why does pixal sound so different 🤨
“MASTER LLOYD”
I forgot wu was gone :(
Lloyd (after getting his car): I could kiss you pix!
Pixal: I don’t think Zane would approve
Shes so funny
AND “PIX” THATS SUCH A CUTE PETNAME
wait omg i forgot Nya never learned who Samurai X 2.0 was omg thats still gonna be a plot point
This chase scenes so good
THEY HAVE EYE COLORS NOW, WELL AT LEAST LLOYD DOES
Why are the villains always in the sewers
Wait. Ik this scene. her highness, the queen, the girlboss.
I remember screaming at this scene when i was younger
GOD this scene was so fucking good
Nya: Thirsty..?
AAAAAAAA
My favorite part out of all of this was probably how the slave henchmen were like “Its nya! The master of water!” So fearfully instead of “its the girl ninja.” You can tell she really earned a title for herself and finally got some goddamn respect.
AGAIN. THE FUCKING ANIMATION.
COLE AND JAY COLE AND JAY COLE AND JAY COLE AND JAY
I love these idiots
Jay: Cole you’re my best friend but your also my worst enemy
Jay speaking facts fr
Cole: If someone went into the past who knows how our present would be altered! We could look completely different and not even know it!
Jay: But we dont! (Promptly takes off his mask, looking completely different)
With all due respect this is probably the funniest line in the episode
I missed these idiots sm
Cole: Wherever Wu is… Its been a year.
ITS BEEN A YEAR?!?!?!
Cole: Hello! Im Cole, master of earth, this is Jay, master of blabber.
Nvm this is the funniest
Why is Jay like, so abliest sometimes 💀
Jay (screaming): CAN YOU POINT US TO HIM???
Like dude just because they cant speak doesnt mean theyre deaf 😭
Jay: Wait! If Wu lost his memory, dont remind him of that stupid TV show i hosted, okay?
THEY REMEMBERED DJFNSKFNFJNSBTNS I LOVE THIS SM
Cole (after seeing it wasnt Wu): Im tired of losing people in my life
God damn hitting us hard huh.
Im gonna start making a Everytime-Cole-Shows-Signs-of-Abandonment-Issues bingo card
Jay: Wus wise, he’d find a way to alert us.
Wus a baby. A literal child.
Jay and Cole were so annoying that they had a MONK break his VOW OF SILENCE
Jay and Cole not only had Monks break their vow of silence, they had the monks ATTACK THEM.
ZANES EYES AAA ALL THEIR DESIGNS ARE SO AMAZING
AND KAIS!!!! KAI IS SO COOL.
Oh yeah. And the mechanic from that one prison. Still super pissed he tried to take apart Zane.
Zane (trying to impress Kai): Who likes ice cream? I DO! how was that for a one liner Kai?
Oppositeshipping growing on me
Kai (frozen like a popsicle): needs a little work….
THE GANGS ALL HERE 🥰
Nyas giggles are so cute
Jay: Soooo? Are we gonna talk about it?
Lloyd: What?
Cole: Your voice! Its-
Zane (deep autotune voice): Lower.
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Its so much nicer to listen to too, no hate to the last voice actor
I just pictured Lloyds old voice in my head bc its so distinct and omfg its so different
Wait so Lloyds mom is GONE? She left him to search for Wu, just like that?
I can get why some ppl hate her now.
Love how Nya grew to be patient with Jay and his idiotcy
The oni masks are rlly cool
The royal family of ninjago never confused me until now. Are they just royal descendants? I dont think they rule ninjago
I love Zanes switch from robot him to human him
Im gonna ignore the whole romantic plot with Lloyd and Harumi since like, Garmadon Practically adopts her later 🫠
Love the ninjas banter, especially Nya and her hate for high chair figureheads and government officials.
Zanes also speaking facts tho, traditions just as important
Its so hard to imagine that Lloyds younger than the other ninja with how mature he acts, until you realize its more of him acting like an angsty begrudged teen while the Ninja are all in their weird 19 early-20s
I love Nyas armor
Her attitudes the best 😭
Miss “theyre just figureheads 🙄” Miss “TOO much gold if im being honest, not THAT impressive 😒”
JFNDJFNDJNE LLOYD HITTING NYA SO SHE BOWS
The way Harumi/Jade Princess insults the ninja but also compliments them is so funny to me
With how personal she understands them I should have known she was the Quiet One from the start
Jade Princess: I understand you Lloyd, my parents also died when i was little
Jay, who is adopted, struggling with the the concept of adoption: wait what? But your parents are right there? 🤨
Jay: Ever since master Wu went missing Coles been a real party pooper!
DAMN💀
Jay thats so mean everyone grieves in their own way
Zane: Party? Pooper?
Jay: ill explain later
Jay (autistic) teaching learned social cues to Zane (autistic) is probably my favorite HC
Kai: Secret passage way you say… is it, HERE! (Grabs a random book from a shelf)
Kai is such a little guy, so blorbolike, my little hometown boy
I love him.
Kai, stop grabbing and throwing books 😭
The way the counsel guy just stares at Kai as he trashes the book shelf 💀
The ninjas are just so bad at first impressions i love them
Jays lil ‘hiding behind anyone near him when hes slightly unnerved/scared’ is my favorite jay quirk, as well as the raptor hands he keeps in front of him
The fancy romance music for Harumi is so funny to me
Why did Lloyd think it was just OKAY to look in her room while shes preparing her makeup
Nya and Kai: (super serious keeping watch and suspecting the counsel)
Jay and Cole: (attacking the buffet)
Rlly shows their dynamics 😭
Omg princess harumi was kidnapped 😱
Lmaooo jk i remember this
Does Harumi become redeemable after??? Bc why does she help the poor? Is that like, an actual good trait or did she do it just this once to trick lloyd?
Okay but this Lloyd and harumi chase scene is so cool I remember truly believing she was kidnapped
UGHHH why did harumi have to be evil and ALSO his sorta-step-sibling they seemed to have sm potential at first
I still find her whole character so fascinating but I kinda miss what she could have been
Harumi: Patient little ones 🥰
The way she talks is so funny im so excited for her to be an absolute menace
Omfg she stopped Lloyd from fighting the sons of garmadon because she knew she’d have to interfere and they would potentially reveal her…
Just the knowledge that shes faking everything is crazy
SAMURAI X!!!!!!!! PIXAL!!!! ❤️
RUMI! AWWWWW thats such a cute cutename
Its hilarious how the ninja thought counsel man was a villain just bc he was a dick
I hate ninjago ACTUALLY making the whole ‘Lloyd crushing on harumi’ thing real only to show that Harumi practically becomes his adopted sister later on
Truly believe that Cole saying ‘you gotta break things to impress a woman’ perfectly shows he has no experience flirting with the opposite gender
Jay: You gotta make her laugh! Ask nya, she couldn’t resist my sense of humor!
Nya: (knocks jay on his ass) its an… acquired taste…
Harumi was really like, ‘okay, guess everyone thinks Lloyd and I have a thing going on, guess ill roll with it.’ And fully JUMPED HEADFIRST into the princess with a crush role. Like She doesnt even know Lloyds around and shes faking for her PARENTS
Oooooo Ultra Violet!!!!
I remember not really liking Kai as first but hes grown on me, kinda like Lloyd
COLE FLASHBACK COLE FLASHBACK
that transition was so clean tho
I love how they use Coles old design to animate the past
OMG THIS IS WHEN WE GET INFO ON COLES DEAD MOM
Coles rlly in it if hes traumadumping to a random old man on a mountain 💀
Cole: My dads always out singing and dancing… He leaves all the responsibilites and chores for me!
Damn. thats actually so sad. he had to grow up so quick. No wonder he was the leader before Lloyd.
I love Coles subtle character development and how the fandom interprets him. At first he was an uptight serious leader who needed to be the solid rock in the formation. Now he’s more relaxed, obviously due to the friends he surrounds himself with. The fandom sees that and exaggerates him as a relaxed big bear kinda guy and i love that for him.
Im literally so mad i cant screenshot netflix, Cole in the sunset was so pretty i wouldve loved to draw him
Ooooo Counsel Hutchins has a secret passageway…. To where?
I love how ninjago will hint at serious themes like gun violence by the sound of gunshots and calling bombs ‘blastzaps’ 💀
Omfg did the palace EXPLODE?!?!?!?
Ultra Violet: (choking Kai with her thighs)
Kai (suffocating): I- I didnt even get your name—
NFJDNNFKDNSBFNSNF
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS ADULT JOKE LAST TIME 😭😭😭😭😭
(Counsel getting interrogated and held down by Lloyd and a sphere comes for BOTH of them)
Lloyd: You saved me…
Lloyd can be such a dumb blonde sometimes
I CANT BELIEVE HARUMI WAS FAKING COUGHING IN THE FIRE TOO LIKE WHAT YOUUUU BLEW THE PALACE UP
Holy shit Zanes spinjitzu is so cool
Wait wait wait
Why would Harumi even MENTION the mask if she wanted to retrieve it??? Did the writers wanna throw the scent off of her THAT bad
Holy shit the mask is cool as fuck
Jay: Really? Four arms? Like thats new.
HBFKSNGJD
I love imagining the voice actors going ‘WACHA’ and other ninja noises
I feel like I haven’t stressed enough about how much I love their elemental powers now
Counsel hitchins: That mask of deception was a fake…
Harumi: A FAKE- i mean, a fake 🥺
Counsel: Im sorry, i couldnt trust the ninja just yet.
the irony is incredible
Counsel hitchins is actually such a great guy, bless him
Wait do the royal family die. Istg if they die im gonna be so sad
LLOYD LIFTED A MOTORCYCLE LIKE IT WAS NOTHING
Lloyds so cool
You KNOW the sons of garmadon are laughing at Lloyd saving Harumi
I love Violets screeches
STOP. THAT WAS SO SMART OF LLOYD
The definition of think smarter not harder
God Lloyds been through it fr
And for what??? What has he done??? Literally valueing Harumis life over the mask only to have her betray him
Give my boy a break
WAIT WAIT WAIT
ITS THE DESTINYS BOUNTY!!!!!!
Its looks so rusty and old tho? How long has it been since they used it?
Istfg the rest of these seasons the villains have to leave the bounty alone, its like the ninjas only consistent home, please just let it be 😭😭😭
Harumi: What about the emperor and empress? Hutchins? Are they…
Nya: Im sorry princess, they didnt make it…
So. The royal families just DEAD? They really reeled us in with the whole ‘theyre the only ones left of their bloodline’ AND THEN JUST KILLED THEM. HARUMIS ADOPTED. SHES NOT EVEN ROYAL BLOOD. THEYRE JUST DEAD.
Theres like a twisted sorta feeling watching this and KNOWING everything went as harumi wanted. This was her plan to the T.
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vamossainz55 · 8 months
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So glad we’re in agreement on the parents topic! 😄
I think those people who hold what Carlos’ parents do against him are mostly the same group of people who hate Carlos on principle, nitpicking everything he does or says 🤷‍♀️ I imagine they want to be bullies in real life but are too afraid of consequences so they resort to social media to live out their mean girl fantasies online where you can say anything without any repercussions (unless you’re a celeb I guess). It’s the sad reality we live in. He gets hate when he’s realistic in interviews about ferrari’s results which somehow means he doesn’t have a champion mentality, but when he says he wants to win - he’s totally delusional. Like, pick a struggle, people haha. Or like drama the other day, that he hasn’t been a Ferrari fan since birth therefore isn’t as worthy of support as Charles. Just all these stupid things that make my head explode every time I see it. Why would anyone waste their time posting obsessively about someone they don’t like? I will never understand.
Again, I’m not talking about all Charles fans of course, just those hardcore stans that dedicate their socials to Carlos hate more than to supporting their fav. I like to believe that in a couple of years they’ll look back on what they were doing and be ashamed and learn to never do it again to anyone, celeb or not.
I also want to say that I’m sad that Carlos barely posts on social media himself but at the same time I hope it means he doesn’t see all this stuff, because when this kind of animosity is directed towards you over the silliest things, I think it’s harder to get over it in a way, because you can’t explain it logically to yourself…
so so glad we are in agreement about the parents thing too, i feel like so many people lose touch of reality and forget that theyre humans who have family, friends, that arent a full representation of them 😫.
you might get me introuble w the whole charles thing but… i agree. some (not all at all) are very questionable. i do think they actively as you mentioned spend more time talking abt carlos then their fav which ? why 😭 (ive mainly seen it on f1twt tbh). like the online hate is ridiculous- i also recently realised its really reserved online? i had this perspective that so many of the tifosi disliked carlos but the whole monza weekend he was so so loved. i was so surprised until i realised its literally a problem that mainly exists online 💀.
but im gonna be honest as well, charles as well gets quite a bit of hate. after monza i saw it increase a bit, which i do not stand for and i think overall that those people online should take their heads out of their ass and focus on bringing their favorite driver up than tearing another one down. you can support your favorite driver without rooting for the downfall of another. can your driver only be good/better if the other driver is shitty? is that the image you want? i also agree anon, they’re probably repressed irl and need to release negativity through comments.
i really miss how active carlos was on social media, im sad that i missed his mclaren era and just posting for fun. ofc we get the occasional post here and there but the vibe is really different. but yeah- at the end of the day it might be better that he doesnt see the hate but at the same time i dont think it changes much bc hed still be online… just not posting as often. im just kind of sad we see less of his personality more than anything else ):
anyways this ended up soooo long hehe. hope it wasnt too much but waa i love these types of discussions
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eyelessfog · 1 year
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i would like to hear more about the funky rocks!!
okay okay so land of the lustrous starts with you meeting this guy, their name is phos. phos has a hardness level of. does not check notes but squints into the air as if it will tell them the correct answer. 3.5 i think. which is a pretty low hardness level. which means phos can shatter REAAALLLY easily
now, this sucks because there are these guys called lunarians [they come from the moon] who are trying to . not kill the gems, per say? but like. collect them. it legitimately gets more screwed up when you learn more <- happens like 50+ chapters in so we're not talking about that. so they shatter the gems n then pick up the pieces. but the cool thing is that actually you can put the gems back together so long as you have enough pieces? so yeah some guys might shatter but so long as you dont let the lunarians pick them up, they'll be fine afterwards
actually let me drop some lotl lore on you real quick, not about the story but about the before and how these guys work, right.
so first of all, humans used to exist on the planet. its earth, you know? but humans made this robot, right? and the robot was supposed to tell them if any meteors would hit the earth. but this robot LIED and said nooo youre fiiine and they believed it right. and then the meteor hit, and then they were like oh shit. and made another robot but they weren't sure if they could trust this one either and SEVEN WHOLE METEORS HIT which was the end of the world as humankind knew it and so on and so forth
but then organisms rose from the ocean, right. and bonded to gemstones. and these organisms would control the gems, and all together they'd act as a brain, right? and all of them have memories and thoughts and stuff attached to them, so if you loose some, you lose memories, right? yeah. okay glad we got that covered
now its sort of like. how to say. so its explained that humans got split into three parts, and those three parts continue to walk the earth, but its not like thats LITERALLY what happened but metaphorically. symbolism means that yes, thats what happened. humans were split into bone, flesh, and spirit. the gems are the bones
anyway phos is sooooo so bored man. so bored. okay . phos wants to fight!!! like the cool kids!!!! but theyre not strong enough :( they have to be this stupid encyclopedia author which is soooo boring <- phos is such a little shit by the way. kind hearted but they're kind of very selfish. <33] i cant belieeeevveee i have to do this are you kidding. let me fight. i can do it <- they cannot do it
and its. okay let me like. closes trap door over my head, come here if you want to hear more, there's spoilers but also cookies
okay so phos is just. so bored of being. exactly as they are. but it isnt really possible for them to be anything different? they arent human, they can't grow and change the same way humans can [not that. they know what a human is.] but they meet this other gem named cinnabar who is really lonely bc they have poison in their gem that can kill other gems. and phos promises that theyre going to help cinnabar be happy okay. promise. promise promise promise. we're going to get you a new job and youre going to love it okay?? okay
and then the lunarians drop a huge snail on them and then the snail SHRINKS?? and phos picks up the small snail who is now a slug??? who phos can now TALK TO because when she was big the snail slug ate them. dont even worry about it. anyway the slug gets phos to bring her back to her home which is deep in the ocean because shes not only a slug but a ocean PRINCESS who needs to GET HOME and phos walks her all the way there [she transforms halfway there. shes cute] and once they get there they're like okay i dont know what ocean kingdom youre talking about but im exhausted. lemme. lie down a sec
and then shes like hey im really sorry about this AND THEN THE LUNARIANS DROP IN AND GRAB PHOS AND PHOS IS LIKE YOU BITCH ASS WHAT????? and shes like im sorry. but they have my brother. i want my brother back. and then the brother gets dropped into the ocean as ALSO a giant snail and then goes up to the lunarians as a guy. and phos kind of goes "oh... i mean i guess... you wanted your brother back. and all the other gems dont want me. so.. fair trade, yeah" and then slug woman is like . hm actually no. i like you as a person so get out and my brother will give you some of his shell to replace the legs you lost and we'll bring you back to your friends. and the gems, who have been up literally all night looking for phos are like THERE YOU ARE.. MAN... DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
okay so now i get to make it simpler instead of. that ^
basically, phos replaces their legs w the shell, which is like. really strong actually? stronger than what theyre actually made of, you know? and generally gems cant do this, but phos can put their organisms into materials that aren't their own? like it doesnt have to be phosphophyllite for it to be part of phos. so phos gets legs, and the legs are super fast.
timeskip, phos goes through The Issues, loses their arms, loses a best friend in the most fucking tragic way, and gets gold arms out of it. these gold arms are like. how to say. like they're not a good karat. its liquid gold. REALLY useful id like to say
the issues again. phos loses their head, gets replaced with the smartest gem's head. lapis lazuli. its. GOD okay so memory is lost every time, you know? like ever so slowly, phos is losing parts of themselves and theyre slowly becoming unrecognizable? and its not even their fault that theyre losing bits of themselves. at first they just wanted to be helpful!!! then they ACTIVELY avoided doing what lost them their arms, but the ice stole their arms anyway??? and then the head thing - they finally got what they wanted, they finally got to fight, and they lost their head for it LIKE..
and theyre becoming less like themself, because theyre forgetting core bits of themself. i think it actually shot me through the heart when phos asked if cinnabar wanted to go to the moon with them <- i dont feel like explaining here but you can ask for context] because it would be a new job for them.
because the story put so much emphasis on phos having first wanted to give cinnabar a new job to make them happy, but phos FORGOT THAT PART OF THE DEAL. phos remembered "i'll find you a new job" and forgot "that will make you happy. that won't make you lonely." and cinnabar didnt even need that. cinnabar asked "will it make me happy?" and phos said "oh, no, probably not" and cinnabar says afterwards, when phos is long gone, that they would have agreed, if phos just said that they WANTED cinnabar to come along.
phos makes me ill because they change so much, but its. to me? phos doesn't fall into the "why didn't he just not turn back." like i absolutely love the story of orpheus and euridice, but i know what people say, and they cant say it to phos. because phos DIDNT turn back. but they got punished for it anyway. are you listening to me. its so dark in here
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bluewaterhigh2005 · 10 months
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hii i know this is random but bear with me. ive never read the vampire academy books but i have seen the movie for the first time last week and ive been like COMPLETELY insane about it ever since. the absolute craziness of psychosexual obsessive girlbestfriendism has captivated me and now i live breathe eat roselissa. spent a lot. of time on vampire academy wiki...thinking abt reading the books even but that seems a little excessive plus i dont wanna read about rose dimitri relationship i dont condone it. BUT i am getting desperate ive seen bad fanart on pinterest ive even venturend into some bad fanfic territory theres nothing in the roselissa tumblr tag and your blog is the only light in the darkness. im so obsessed with them its really bad. NOBODY does it like them theyre so insane. okay so-> i was thinking you could use this ask to dump some roselissa opinions/headcannons/notes app essays etc or like literally anything🙏. also sorreee for how long it is & thank you & also should i watch the show? ok ok have a nice day byeeeee❤️
i am so fucking glad that it's 2023 and people are still watching this stupid perfect lesbian camp masterpiece of a film. okay first of all you are soooo real not wanting to read the books because of fuck ass dimitri like what a pathetic flop. *i* love the books like i would love my own children but keep in mind i did read them for the first time as a 12yr old and even now when i reread it's mostly to warmup before rereading bloodlines which i think is the most perfect magical romantic series ever written. heterosexuals won that round.
anyway i think everyone in the world should watch the show it's so much fun and the roselissa necromancy reveal goes soooooooo crazy like it's gay excellence. also a) australian rose hathaway is INSPIRED, b) the rose/dimitri of it all pisses me off significantly less in the show purely because he's like. not even a teacher he's just lurking and hanging around and i find that very funny. no friends no job he's just like me fr, and c) lissa wears funky little hats and that's so special to me she is my baby girl princess sweetie pie forever and ever and ever
okay moving onto actually talking about roselissa it is first of all very important to me that you know the 3rd book opens with rose inside lissa's head during a lissa/christian sex scene and she's very much like "i don't want to have sex with lissa..... BUT-" and it sends me every time especially because that was actually the first book i read so my literal introduction to this series was rose being weird and psychosexual about lissa which kind of coloured my view of them forever. roselissa above everything of course but i AM a roselissachristian throuple truther i think they're very fun and rose and christian best friendisms are very dear to me.
i do keep a running list in my notes app of songs that i would put on a roselissa playlist (like an insane person.) and the #1 entry is mitski's i don't smoke because well literally if you need to be mean be mean to me i can take it and put it inside of me..... that's literally their whole entire thing for a while there like rose spending an entire book like. siphoning off lissa's mental illness and making it her own SOUNDS like a joke but no it's #real and #devastating. bonus i also have a list of lissa songs which is topped by BRUTAL by olivia rodrigo because nobody has ever suffered the pains of being a teenage girl more than my perfect bisexual vampire princess.
my post-series thoughts /headcanons are often pretty depressing on the roselissa front but i don't want to get into depressing shit so i will instead talk about my current favourite idea which is that after they break their bond at the end of the series. you'd think they'd start being normal about each other. but NO they get even more freaky and codependent. i like to picture people coming to court and just sighing when they see them sitting in each other's laps on lissa's throne like not AGAIN. and dimitri idk dies in a fire or something. idk if you've ever seen grey's anatomy but there's this bit where a guy is like "my wife and her friend have sleepovers together in our bed with me in it" and TO ME that is soooo roselissachristian core. he's THEIR third wheel and he knows it.
also sidebar it pisses me off SOOOOOO bad seeing how people on the internet so fundamentally misunderstand lissa and her relationship to rose like for literal years now like they're always out here calling my girl self-centred and saying she doesn't love rose as much as rose loves her which is crazy because hello she brought rose back from the DEAD with her mind powers. her whole flop family was dead in that car and she brought back her girl best friend like what more can you even say about that. she's gay and she's insane and she's so completely Not Normal about rose
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