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Primarch's Steam Profile
Some of the frame from: steam profile design
#primarch headcanon#primarch#40k#warhammer 30k#meme#warhammer 40000#lion el johnson#fulgrim#perturabo#jaghatai khan#leman russ#rogal dorn#konrad curze#sanguinius#ferrus manus#angron#roboute guilliman#mortarion#magnus the red#horus lupercal#lorgar aurelian#vulkan#corvus corax#alpharius
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Body switching! Decided by reliable d100 dice.
Lion ⇄ Magnus
Dorn ⇄ Leman
Corvus ⇄ Horus
Fulgrim ⇄ Guilliman
Sanguinius ⇄ Perturabo
#lion el johnson#magnus the red#rogal dorn#leman russ#corvus corax#horus lupercal#fulgrim#roboute guilliman#sanguinius#perturabo#kydomor forrix#warhammer#wh40k art#primarch
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Rob's Burgers
A cursed warm up doodle because I was bored and listened to a lot of Bob's Burgers songs and I had very little ideas.
Robute "Robby G" Guilliman, his Space Elf wife Yvraine, his brother Lion, and "Big Jim" the Space Emperor.
#warhammer 40k#roboute guilliman#yvraine#lion el johnson#bob's burgers#parody#my art#nazrigart#warm up
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Family Dinner
In Which the Emperor of Mankind just wanted a nice family dinner...
The Emperor just really wanted a family dinner with all his sons. As they were arranged around the table, the Emperor was speaking to Dorn about a new advancement in a weapon. “It will be a whole new meaning for the Power Fist.”
Down the table, Fulgrim laughed. Beside him, while trying not to laugh himself, Ferrus shushed him. That only caused Fulgrim to snip at him.
Not to be outdone about being crude, Leman laughed as well, louder. Magnus used this opportunity to call Leman an uncouth lout. They both stood up and started yelling across the table.
Perturabo began insisting to Horus that if it had been him the Emperor was talking to no one would’ve dared laugh. But no, it’s always Dorn. Horus began to feel his eye twitch.
Sensing a rising tide of discontent, Guilliman rose from his seat and tried to restore order among his brothers.
Crawling under the table, Lorgar tried to convince Konrad to bite Guilliman’s ankles for the pompous show of being so diplomatic. Konrad started to look entertained by the idea, but Lorgar suddenly realized Alpharius was under the table with them and withdrew his request.
Fulgrim and Ferrus’s argument had gotten exponentially louder. Sanguinius was now attempting to intervene and get them to talk it out
The Khan sighed wearily to Vulkan beside him, they both resolved to stay out of this one.
The entire table was now forced to pretend they didn’t know Fulgrim and Ferrus were dating as the shouting was extremely personal and Fulgrim was looking like his pout was going to turn into sobbing.
As soon as Angron stood up, looking like he was going to try his hand at silencing his brothers, he was tackled by the Lion who had assumed violence was imminent.
Mortarion glanced around and slid under the table. Even Konrad had to be better company than this.
Fulgrim and Ferrus were now to the “making up” stage of the argument, which, while still hugely uncomfortable for everyone else, was at least quieter.
All at once they all realized no one had seen Corvus at all during any of this.
The Emperor decided to just start drinking straight from the bottle.
#warhammer 40k#primarchs#warhammer 30k#the emperor of mankind#fulgrim#ferrus manus#jaghatai khan#corvus corax#konrad curze#lion el johnson#robute guilliman#mortarion#angron#perturabo#rogal dorn#magnus the red#leman russ#lorgar aurelian#horus lupercal#alpharius omegon#vulkan#sanguinius
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Lion El'Johnson, eyes detail.
First test. I wanted to learn another way of rendering my drawings and I am in love with this style. It's not perfect but it's a start.
I'll be doing other tests soon using this technique. I want to see if I can fully hide/stop using the lineart.
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Sleepless Lions.
With the return of their Primarch Lion El Johnson, the Dark Angels resolve to hunt down the enemies of the Imperium has intensified. Whether it be fighting the various Xenos threats, fending off the influence of Chaos or hunting down truly fallen brothers. The Dark Angels will not rest in their campaign. Enjoy!
#With the return of their Primarch Lion El Johnson#darkangels#darkangelsfanart#adeptusastartes#spacemarines#spacemarinesfanart#spacemarines40k#imperiumofman#warhammer#warhammer40k#warhammer40kfanart#warhammercommuinty#warhammerpainting#gamesworkshop#paintingwarhammer#paintingminiature#40kfanart#sciencefantasy#illustration#penandinkdrawing#watercolourpainting#caricature#cartoon#fanart
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I seen Gillamen and Vulkan with their pregnant so but what about other Primarch?
Like Lion El Johnson, Corvus, and Horus around their pregnant partner who is near time to give birth to their child?
[ 𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖞𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖞'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 | 𝕬𝖔3 ]
Author’s note: I saw Corvus, I write Corvus. It's kind of short but I hope you like it.
Relationships: Corvus Corax/Fem!Reader
Warnings: Tokophobia, pregnancy, Not much else really
Corvus was far from pleased about being so far from Deliverance. Terra was a planet that didn’t bring him much joy or fondness, beyond it being the heart of the Imperium, and the place of his creation.
But he grits his teeth and bears it, because he has to.
He has to for you. You’re heavily pregnant now, and the growth rate and pain of carrying the child of a primarch has begun to take its toll. Beyond what Deliverance can assist you with. Terra has the best that is available, and so he bears it.
He doesn’t have to carry around a being you weren’t meant to carry, so he does it in silence.
“I would’ve done the same, if I was in your position.”
Sanguinus’ face has softened expression slightly after Corvus’ surprise declaration. He had vaguely known he had someone at Corvus' side, but the idea of them actually being able to have biological children was much more of a surprise.
Food for thought, Sanguinus kept to himself.
“Baal is my home, but I can’t deny that what Terra has created far outweighs what my smaller planet could provide. I don’t blame you for bringing her here.” Corvus doesn’t find much usefulness in the statement, but he somewhat appreciates the attempt at sympathy. His hands shift on the massive ornate railing that overlooks more of the palace.
Corvus nods at him, but it doesn't take a keen eye to notice that he isn't much in the mood for more conversation. Sanguinius decides to keep it brief and let him return to his ailing beloved.
“Tell her I say hello and I wish her good health, yes?" The angel clears his throat in an attempt not to laugh. "But avoid telling Guilliman about this until he's in a better mood, he’ll pop a vein in his forehead.” Corvus rolls his eyes not at Sanguinus himself, but the fact that what he said isn’t out of the realm of reality. He leans up off the railing, and nods to the other primarch.
“I will.”
Corvus with a slow gait enters the room, only to see you standing and reaching your hands towards the massive, vaulted ceiling.
“You should be in bed.” He says, and you sigh. Not even a moment before he's already reprimanding you.
“I know. I just wanted to stretch a bit.”
Corvus turns his gaze from you and to the bed, where your raven, caws softly and hops around on the blankets; Eagerly awaiting your return to it. As he gifted the bird to you young, it’s more of a pet than anything. It has served it's purpose as being your gift, his way of asking for you at his side. If you want it to just be a companion, then that's your prerogative.
You slip back into bed moments later, and Corvus comes to your side. The raven knows to behave better around him, and decides to plop itself close to your hip and fluff it's feathers with a contented warble.
“How are they?” He asks, though from experience you know he’s referring to you as well as your child.
“The same. I think they’re asleep now, I haven’t felt them move.” Corvus puts a hand to your belly, and indeed doesn’t feel anything until you move, and the baby kicks his palm. He catches your wince. he doesn't say anything, though you end up doing it for him.
“Corvus,” You say, looking at him. “I’ve never felt this bad in my entire life. I still have a bit left, I don’t know if I can keep up at this rate.” He sighs.
“I know.” He looks away from you for a moment, though his hand still stays firmly on your stomach.
Perhaps this is the punishment he gets for daring to be selfish, he thinks to himself. To see the one person he loves in pain because of him. Though he thinks of a recent happening and softens expression a bit, and you call him on it, a curious smile on your face.
“What?”
Your raven picks at your hair in an attempt for your attention, and you scratch his wing before he hobbles away.
“My men have asked about you, since we left Deliverance. They seemed worried you were close to death.” The ones who stayed back haven't been updated on anything since he's left, and while there are many Raven Guard on Terra, it's much harder to communicate with his men that are now so far away. You laugh, rolling to your side and facing him to take the pressure of your back.
“Well, I feel like it.” Corvus, his hand still on your belly the entire time, leans in and kisses your forehead. He wonders how you can be so morbid yet cheerful at the same time.
“Rest some more. Then I might have you speak to my sons so they know you’re still in good health.”
They’ve become more attached to you as time has gone by, and while some hesitate to trust or welcome you, many have begun to open up and allow you in. Perhaps they've realized that you offer more than you impede; Or they've simply acquiesced to Corvus' desperate desire to feel human.
You grip Corvus’ larger hand softly, squeezing his fingers before speaking.
“Let me at least eat first. I’m starving.” Another curious aspect about this whole thing; Your hunger is near never ending. Corvus dares to crack the slightest smile.
“Fine. I’ll have the serfs bring you something.”
He sees your satisfied smile, and leans in once more to gently kiss your lips. Once he pulls away he gives your raven a scratch on the head, before leaving.
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Ranking Primarchs Based on personal hair day pt 2
This is will a wrap up of the Neutral Tiers. For the reader in this.. you will have 4C type hair, and that you will be going natural.
NEUTRAL TIER CONTINUED:
Corvus Corax
One of my current favs.
Although, he is from a literal jail cell of a planet. I dont think he would really know/be experienced enough with other types of hair. And the fact is that he expelled a good part of legion due to issues their former practices. But, he seems quiet and a good listener.. so if you need to rant. He's a go-to sensative guy.
2. Lion El Johnson
He, although he has the knightly look, is very much a turbo douche. He has mellowed out a bit every since he reawakened, a long time later...Like he won't give you the side eye for your hair, but he would "encourage" you to try and make it straighter if you are going out in public. So on the lower end of neutral.
3. Rogal Dorn
Honestly, he would just leave you to it, tbh. Would probably recognize the process of maintenance as a form of mediation. (Like his mind clearing Pain Glove) He is a stoic, so if you try and get him to try and comb your hair.. he may accidentally just comb it though a bit too hard, not get the right comb or messing with it while it isnt wet.
4. Jagathai Khan
To be honest, if you get him to settle down. I dont think that he would be really that helpful... but try and give you sage advice about it. I mean, it would be rough, but no more or less rough from any of the others.
5. Horus Lupercal
Although he is bald as an egg, I would think that he would take at least some time to charm/convince others to do your hair for you, and just spend the time to continue with his duties. He is the Warmaster after all and that is a 24/7/365 job.
#x black reader#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#primarchs#primarch x reader#horus lupercal#the khan#rogal dorn#corvus corax
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Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Custodes Equerry to Lion El' Johnson
Art by WolfdawgArt
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Modern AU / Project: Every Perfect Day
[Lore]
Loyalist Primarch
Loyalist is a conservative stance, particularly emphasizing the protection and construction of the existing order.
-Mersadie Oliton's notes
Currently known contemporary loyalist supporters:
Loyalist Party Leader: Roboute Guilliman
Author, FADM: Lion El'Jonson
Founder of Blood Angel Foundation, Artist: Sanguinius
Scandinavian actor, former SF: Leman Russ
Mongolian racer: Jaghatai Khan
Lead Vocal of Raven Guards: Corvus Corax
EC of Imperial Fists Co.: Rogal Dorn
Leader of Iron Hands Studio: Ferrus Manus
Master from Salamanders Heavy Industries: Vulkan
(Photograph: Euphrati Keeler)
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WARNING: This story is purely fictional. Any characters, organizations, or content mentioned in the text are not related to reality and do not represent any position.
For more stories and character settings, please check my other posts.
#project epd#primarchs#warhammer 30k#horus heresy#warhammer 40k#leman russ#corvus corax#sanguinius#warhammer#rogal dorn#ferrus manus#jaghatai khan#lion el johnson#roboute guilliman#primarch headcanon
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My dearest dearest mutuals,
most of you probably don't know that much about warhammer but that's OK. Because that's what you have me for. Me with my little brain with far to much warhammer lore living in there completely rent free.
So now I'm going to present to you my absolutely objective lore ignoring fanfic reality mini essay/info dump/rambling on....
The Perks of dating each Primach!
You didn't ask for this and you might not want to hear my opinion about this subject but sucks to be you it's your fault for associateing with me.
Let's begin!
Art by: @rowscara
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Top left:
Magnus the Red
Primach of the thousand son's legion
Perks :
-total nerd & bookworm
-will always tell you about the new thing he just learned very enthusiastically
-will use his psychic power to fulfil your wishes even before yourself know about it
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Sanguinius
Primach of the blood angels legion
Perks:
-has angel wings
-is also technically a bit of a vampire
-oh did I mention he is a vampire with angel wings?
-he'll also probably be the only one comfortable with introducing you to his dad
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Fulgrim
Primach of the emperors children legion
Perks:
-will help you do your makeup and will make it look perfect
-he's an artist who will paint you (and those paintings won't all be sfw)
-has a slightly unnerving amount of kinks
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Lorgar Aurelian
Primarchs of the word bearers legion
Perks:
-is a cult leader
-will write semi religious fanfic about you
-after some time dating him people will start worshipping you because he has been secretly preaching a new religion with you as the messiah
Art by: @rowscara
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Jaghatai Khan
Primach of the white scars legion
Perks:
-badass biker boy
-will do long motorcycle road trips with you
-will take you to the most romantic remote locations
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Lion El' Johnson
Primarch of the dark angels legion
Perks:
-will be your knight in shining armour
-will make you feel like his precious princess (regardless of gender ofc.)
-will teach you swordfighting
-doesn't talk about his ex because he never had one so stop asking
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Corvus Corax
Primach of the raven guard legion
Perks:
-has entirely black eyes (how cool is that!?)
-has a pet raven because of course he has one
-takes you flying with his bad ass metal wings
Art by: @rowscara
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Angron
Primach of the world eaters legion
Perks:
-will fight anyone who even just slightly threatens to harm you
-will help you take revenge on your enemies and hide all the bodies you two leave behind (there will be many)
-you will, from time to time, have difficulties sitting down and explaining how you got those scratch marks when you go to work the next morning
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Vulkan
Primarch of the salamanders legion
Perks:
-gives the best hugs
-is really hot (like literally you won't need a blanket at night)
-extrovert who will adopt you into all his friend groups
-will always try to make you feel conformable especially in social situations
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Konrad Curze
Primarch of the night lords legion
Perks:
-is basically emo batman (do I need to say more?)
-definitely wears eyeliner and black nail polish
-will always take care of you if you have nightmares even if that means staying up all night
Art by: @rowscara
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Ferus Manus
Primarch of the iron hands legion
Perks:
-will fix and improve every piece of tech you have
-can make you shiny cybernetics to replace your weak and failing flesh
-yes those do come with 'special attachments' and include 'massage functions'
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Rogal Dorn
Primach of the imperial fists legion
Perks:
-master craftsman
-will build your dream house for you
-alway a calm and steadfast shoulder to lean on
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Alpharius Omegon
Primach(s) of the alpha legion
Perks:
-twins (you either get both or none)
-this will be at least a thrupple but if you date them you're basically dating their whole legion
-will ask you if you want to do a threesome+ with the twins and as many of their lookalikes from the legion as you want.
Art by: @rowscara
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Mortarion
Primach of the death guard legion
Perks:
-will lead a peasant uprising with you and slay the tyrant of the land
-will return to quiet farm life in a green valley somewhere with you after you're done
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Leman Russ
Primarch of the space wolves legion
Perks:
-dog person
-will hunt for you bringing you only the best meat, furs and trophies
-loves headscratches
-great drinking buddy
-will bite you (affectionately)
-dog ears and 'good boy/girl' are not optional during sex
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Route Guliman
Primarch if the ultra marines legion
Perks:
-will do your taxes and manage your finances & investments for you
-always reminds you and takes care of any appointments or important dates so you don't miss anything
-Family man
-will be the best dad possible for your children
Art by: @rowscara
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Horus Lupercal
Primarch if the lunar wolves legion
Perks
-still has some of his old mob connections
-talks like a gangster even though he left that life behind him
-extremely charismatic and will get you nearly everything you want if you just let him talk to people long enough
-will plan to seduce you months or years before you know it to perfectly sweep you of your feet in just the right moment
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Perturabo
Primarch of the iron warriors
Perks:
-granted he is a ruthless warlord but he will conquer you an empire
-always stays pragmatic and realistic
-will make your birthday a national holiday in your empire
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This was possibly one of the biggest wastes of my time as of today. Anyways have fun with my semi wholesome primarch headcanon and Reblog with who you would/wouldn't date.
#warhammer 40k#40k#primarchs#the perks of dating a primarch#absolutely no respect for the lore#lion el'jonson#fulgrim#perturabo#jaghatai khan#leman russ#rogal dorn#konrad curze#sanguinius#ferus manus#angron#route guliman#mortarion#magnus the red#horus lupercal#lorgar aurelian#vulkan#corvus corax#alpharius omegon
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Warhammer Lore Gameshow
Answer Below
Alpharius Omegon, Primarch of the 20th Legion
Depending on how pedantic you want to get, technically speaking Alpharius Omegon was both the first and last found, although technically the Emperor never found Omegon.
The canon in Alpharius: Head of the Hydra is that, while the official story is that Horus was the first found, Alpharius was in fact found first on Terra, then hidden from the galaxy. Omegon, his twin brother (it’s complicated) was then found last, they switched places, and it was Omegon, disguised as Alpharius, who was first introduced to the galaxy as the 20th primarch.
Horus is the first primarch found officially, Alpharius was the real first, and Omegon, who has pretending to be Alpharius at the time, what’s the last.
Fun fact, Alpharius’s official death was at the hands of Rogal Dorn. In Head of the Hydra it’s revealed that Dorn killed Omegon, was was pretending to be Alpharius. Alpharius, who was pretending to be Omegon, then renamed himself Alpharius, in honor of Omegon who was pretending to be Alpharius, because he was killed by Rogal Dorn who was pretending to be Rogal Dorn, and also none of that was real because Alpharius, who could have been Alpharius, or Omegon, or any of the other Alpha Legion marines pretending to be Alpharius, explicitly states to the audience in the book that he could just be lying about all of it because he’s Alpharius and this is a lie. And people say 40K is complicated
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Lion El Johnson, cursing his brother's name when a Dark Angel informs him that the legions have been split into chapters, M42 colourized:
He has to wear oven mitts to all the meetings now, Imperial mandate, so that he can't go slapping the heads off of people who upset him
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Very quick sketches of the primarchs because I need to get used to these new brushes. Also, smoll Sigismund during his work time:
He's creepier than I intended him to be
#Primarchs#Sketches#Warhammer#My art#Wip#Warhammer 40k#Warhammer 30k#Konrad curze#Sanguinius#Lion El Johnson#Corvus corax#Sigismund#Rogal dorn
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So I have a warhammer 30k/40k headcannon, that is . . . It feels luke warm as a take but I love sharing it so here I go: "Lion El Johnson is gay" now I don't mean this in the tee hee he is named after a gay poet, the legions name is named after one of his poems that is kinda gay and the rock is a gay bar. I mean, the man is homosexual (serious), and his legion's propensity with secrets is a direct response to the fact he spent the great crusade/ the horus heresy in the closet.
Caliban, by all accounts, was a techno-barbarian world following a template of mideval Europe. Which did not exactly have the best track record with the lgbtq community. So imagine you are the lion in all of this: all you know is that you are apart from these men who you fight with on top of strange feelings towards some of them that either A) no one can help you understand or B) you have seen people get actively killed for somthing similar. So, no wonder your ass would be DEEP in the closet. (Plus, I also headcannon that he had a crush on Luther). When he met the emperor, I doubt that the emperor would have telling one of his tools "its OK to be gay," high on the list of things to say. Plus, the inherent conservatism in the great crusade would probably lead the lion to continue to keep himself in the closet.
As for the legions' secrecy, there is a level of genetic memory that connects the space marines to the primarch, meaning that I could see the hidden shame of being gay would pass down to his sons. Now I don't think that they all would become gay from the Geneseed cause that would be dumb af BUT I could see them having a cloud of shame that they can't identify so they attach it to somthing else before the betrayal of luther i.e. shame that they collect trophies, shame that they are vain, etc.
But the betrayal of Luther was such a group trauma that it gave them something to connect their shame. So in 40k the genetic predisposition to secrecy and shame shows itself in their obsession with the fallen. (Paralelling the self hating gays that often go after people who are "too gay"). This also explains why the dark angels are the only legion to be so focused on traitors despite like every legion having some traitors.
The best part about this is how it connects to the return of the lion and the redemption of the fallen. It's been 10k years, and he has reflected on his actions and beliefs, and he has forgiven his sons for their shame, and he is slowly forgiving himself. He and his sons are realizing that the fallen are their brothers and they don't need to be ashamed of them. And honestly, I like that as a redemption story of people who didn't know how they needed to be redeemed.
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tmcblr dave storyline horrifically summarized
now that he's officially dead, it's time to post the entire plotline of dave dave-the-tech-guy. i wrote this in two days with nothing but determination, the blog archive, and a can of mountain dew. please do enjoy, this will be posted in multiple parts due to the sheer length of it
note: while i'm sure there's things i've left out, or misspelled or repeated or anything of the sort, i have been working on this far too long to go back and edit. if there's anything wrong that's in god's hands i'm done here
please do enjoy this recollection of eleven months of my descent into madness!
(august - december)
august: tries and fails to help his nephew fight off the gay allegations. grows such an intense hatred towards gougars that he gets it on a shirt.
september: loses his mustache and crocs, only for them to come flying back to his face like a boomerang. he meets dirk for the first time.
october: the beginning of the shitfuck months. he gets turned into a gougar while listening to california girls and burns down mandelatech. he sees ruth for the first time since her death and his mental health immediately tanks. he goes into the spirit world to try and help her. he gets scared and screams and the guardian of the spirit realm gets so upset it throws him out. he comes back as a weird medium. he’s talking in wingdings for some reason. he takes on a false identity as “spirit box” and joins bps with jonah. he gets chased down by the (now-vengeful) ghost ruth and locks himself in a random shed in the woods to get away from everyone. johnson shows up outside. after three days of tearing at the walls, he manages to get out and start running. he is immediately torn apart. after five days of being dead, he is brought back to life by system. there are pop-ups all over his body (we learn later these pop-ups cover the missing parts of his body). he finds entity - the alternate jonah summoned in an attempt to get dave back - and knocks off its head with a shovel. doing this starts turning him into an alternate and he gradually transforms into a static beast. he’s able to stick his head in televisions.
november: he turns into a full beast. he goes with lamb to the lake and tears his mouth apart. after this, his file is corrupted and system resets him completely. he wakes up looking human. he is not human. he has turned into a full alternate capable of changing form. he has some family issues with mark and starts becoming more distant. sometime in november, we’re introduced to randy, a ghost that wears a party hat and that dave considers annoying. he doesn’t hold much relevance outside of a few appearances, but is important enough to mention here. dave decides to move out of thatcher’s house, and finds a landlord. this landlord is johnson, who is planning to kill him. dave is completely oblivious to this kidnapping until johnson straight up tells him. he becomes a weird alternate and eats an entire fucking mountain lion just to spite johnson. johnson manipulates dave into using the system to turn himself human. this fails, and dave dies after entity is ripped from his body. brutus, in an attempt to stop dave from permanently dying, brings him back as a ghost. now horribly lethargic and trapped in the spirit realm, he grows more miserable by the day.
december: dave tries to move on, but is convinced to stick around for the sake of his loved ones. he speaks to system for the first time, and starts becoming more aware of its presence, even talking back to it on occasion. he possesses thatcher and falls into a (completely normal) ghost coma for a few days. entity, still in the living world, communes with the audience. it is revealed to have gone to dashcon (???). dave learns more about the current status of his family and gets sad. he goes with el to explore the spirit world a bit and meets wilbur, who tells him about the possibility of being revived. he goes with him, and ends up in a courtroom of the gods. after pleading for a bit and being thrown out for a couple minutes, he’s brought back in and told he can be brought back to life - with the condition that he come back with several curses (all animals that don’t know him will attack him on sight, he will suffer horrible nightmares every night, people around him will feel tired constantly).
(note. sometime around the time of the revival, he switches from he/him to any/all. the wording will change to reflect this.)
upon waking up, they realize a few things: 1, he’s stuck in a random landfill in yonder county; 2, she’s been rotting here for quite some time now; 3, their corpse is missing a few limbs following the first death + removal of system assistance. tech leaves the landfill, breaks into an abandoned store, and gets some of the remaining blood cleaned up. dial drives to thatcher’s house and reunites with him, officially moving in shortly after. he sees entity for the first time since the separation, and afterwards, passes out in the snow. the gods begin watching him at this point, sending down different animals and items to do so. thatcher and dave go out into the (mostly empty) mandela city for a day or two. dave tries and fails to make a new arm for themself. johnson breaks into the davis household and dave learns that johnson left dave’s missing arm at the doorstep. after being slapped for this, thatcher agrees to help her find it again. they do, and dave has to be convinced not to attach the horrifically rotted arm back on. dave notices the rot beginning but pays no attention to it. he gets a checkup from a doctor and comes back with a laundry list of ailments, as well as a prosthetic leg that she decides not to use due to it being uncomfortable. dave asks about the wellbeing of his alternates, and dirk mentions his fish bait shop. dave falls asleep and we meet tony rigatoni, who sets dave adrift in a lake on a sofa. he wakes up utterly confused. the cat ray appears again, and mcpdtech is turned into cats for the following month. during this time, dave meets o’brien, gets yelled at by the doctor jo, and hangs out with lamb. system makes itself more present during this time. the year ends with him turning back to normal.
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