Leman Russ DM by Relithel

Emperor: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Leman without him noticing?

Malcador: Horus, any idea-

Horus: Hey, wolf boy, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Leman: *Takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Emperor: ...

Malcador:...

If the primarchs had social media

Lion: There is nothing on his accounts. Not even a profile-picture. Someone is still logging into them every so often. Fulgrim: On all the plattforms. Primarely family-blogger: look at my perfect kids, my perfect spaceship, my perfect partner, my perfect healthy breakfest, my perfect make-up. OnlyFans-account on the side. Get‘s into controversies all the time. Perty: Angry rants. Has spent to much time on Twitter. Old man yells at cloud type of stuff. Jagh: And this is how we‘ll break the speed-limit today! Talks about bikes, how to mod them, drives them around very fast, ect. Occasional horse-pictures. Leman: Puppies! Just cute dog-pictures and -videos, of every canine he encounters in the galaxy Rogal: He isn‘t very good at social media. Sometimes posts bad selfies or pictures of his building projects. Completly ignores all of Pertys hate-comments Konrad: He writes fanfic. Edgy, dark, not very good fanfic. The protag is a clear self-insert and Mary Sue and brings justice to all the settings he puts them in. A ton of spelling errors. The plot barely holds together. He is very proud of it. Sang: He has official accounts with pretty pictures of him everywhere, but he has some private accounts that are just like his art and sometimes cute family pictures. Also why can I see Sang having a Vtuber-persona he livestreams with so people don‘t recognize him? Ferrus: Appears on Fulgrims accounts fairly often. Maybe does some gaming-content on the side Angron: Everything is very sporadic and when it‘s there it‘s pretty angry. Surprisingly talks a lot about issues with his disabilities and that he needs way more help than he get‘s and also all his trauma. Struggles a lot with typing and forming sentences, so it can be hard to understand at times. Roboute: A channel with tutorials for stuff like running a planet or putting on armour. If people ask him to explain something he can just send them a link. Morty: Not very active, sometimes pictures of some funky plants and little texts about them. Magnus: Video-essays. He dissappers for months and then returns with a four-hour-video (minimum) about the most random topic. Hugely popular. Horus: Look at my sexy abs! Look at my huge bicep! Soft-porn-pictures of him and his sons. Probally also had OnlyFans. Lorgar: Social media is great for preaching! So he does that! Deletes all his accounts after monarchia. Vulkan: Food! He loves trying out new recipes from diffrentc cultures! At the start of every recipe is a pagelong story, which people actually read Corvus: Also writes Fanfic. Very, very good fanfic if a bit edgy at times. Kind of has a rivalery with Konrad. Also runs a very active blog, about both writing and justice, with occasional bits about guerilla-warfare Alpharius Omegon: Just the worst trolls. Dozens if not hundreds of sockpuppet accounts. They are having a good time.

Primarch's Steam Profile

Some of the frame from: steam profile design

primarchs + tweets (part one and two)

Please spread this so it breaks containment

Leman Russ Returned / Lion’s Awakening

by David Sondered

Modern(M03) AU, Leman Russ

Reasons Leman Russ Is Fat To Me:

to stay warm in the snow

More room for rune tattoos and cool scars

To protect his organs

To display to potential mates that he is a successful hunter

It's always Big Boy Season on Fenris

Magnus is taller but he wins by being wider

Not enough fat boys in this fuckass galaxy

It's sexy❤️

Macraggean hospitality

Modern AU, they like hanging out in Horus’ bakery. 

Horus - Owner of the bakery. Rumor said he was the local mafia leader at his younger age, but it never gets proven.

Guilliman - Manager of a massive agricultural enterprise, still enjoying farming in person.

Perturabo - Freelance artist, with thirteen different master's degrees, still finds himself hard to finish a commission without an argument.

Dorn - Successful interior designer, people pay billion for his work, but sometimes he do it for free. Roommate of Perturabo because his brother can't pay runt by himself.

Leman - Forest keeper, keep wolflings as his pet under his bed, his clothes, and everything he owned.

Magnus - Professor of a famous college, didn't have his own house, living on campus, enjoying divination, healing crystal and dreamcatcher.

Lion -  Writer, Guilliman is his landlord, has published a series of novels called Son of Forrest, and some collections of poems.

Since it’s still April 10th in many time zones. Here’s to a beloved holiday that really highlights the themes of this book series :)

Me: “So, you guys are based off of perceptions about Vikings and Norse people that were held in the early millennia on Old Earth.”

Leman: “Based off of?”

Me: “Yeah. Hairstyles, dangerous winter world, seafaring raiding warriors, tribal or clan lifestyle, belief in an All Father but also a variety of other deities or spirits, even a lot of your art and designs.”

Leman: “I see. That does all seem familiar.”

Me: “The All Father is different though. The original version is a figure who seeks knowledge, wields a polearm, has shapeshifting and other magical abilities, and who gave up one eye in exchange for more powers. Sound familiar?”

Leman: *Finally just kills me in a violent rage*

AHA. Ahhhh. Yeah. Yeahhhhh.