extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

Man I was going through some shit back then huh

If a wizard has a van would they have a sick ass wizard spray painted on the side? Some potential options:

The van wizard mural is of the wizard who drives the van, much like the ceo with a portrait of themselves in the exact same pose behind them at their desk

The van wizard is entirely separate and unrelated to the very real wizard driving, it’s just an aesthetics thing

The van wizard is a depiction of the driving wizard’s mortal enemy, and painting your foe on the side of your van is the wizard equivalent to depicting them as the soyjack and yourself in the drivers seat as the chad

The van wizard is the driving wizard’s mortal enemy, trapped on the side of the van like one might be trapped in a painting or mirror

Garbage truck isn’t even a vehicle. She’s like a beetle to me

Remember when fanfics used to end each chapter with the characters commentating on the fic like they’re reading along with you? We should bring that back that was fun

Hey does anyone else remember that book series about birds that was like crazy serious world building? I think the first book the main character(s?) were in a cult? Something about the moon and walking around a room chanting your name so it lost meaning? And there was like owl war crimes? Like metal talons with pieces of coal in the claws? And some kind of rotting ice castle? What the fuck was that about someone please tell me this is a real book and not some crazy fever dream

It’s cause you always on that damn astral plane isn’t it?

Call your girlfriend the jury the way she’s hung

Started playing Oneshot and I was not expecting my computer to be deadnaming me today

I thought the song “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)” was about being eco friendly and rejecting the toxic masculinity of the cowboy myth and saving horses from lives as beasts of burden, and not a song about how cowboy sexy, for a period of time longer than I care to admit in a public space

Is there any connection between ‘scullery’ as in scullery maid, and ‘skulking’, as in hiding in the edge of a conversation, much like a nosy maid might do?

Tip: You can combine Potato and a Cheese Grater then fry with Oil to make Hash Browns!

Mitski world tour T-shirt in the MCR font. On the back there’s one of those lists of venues and every singe one says your mom’s house

Fuuuuuck dude the parentification of Hunter no wonder I relate so hard

Columbo in "Broken Gravity"

For some reason I was possessed to write an Apex/Columbo fanfiction where Columbo investigates Ash's attempted murder of Horizon.

I'm well aware that the intersection between these two fandoms is likely minuscule but once I had the idea, I couldn't help myself.

You can find it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45550297

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