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relax-and-read-on · 3 months
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I have not made made a generic hc post about the primarch in a LONG time. I miss it, and it's good for the warhammer tumblr ecosystem. So, without further waiting....
Primarch, and the absolutely shitty gifts they give each others for a White Elephants gift exchange
Roboute: A classic coffee mug (primarch sized!) Filled with sweets and a indestructible fancy fountain pen. The mug say "World Most Okay Dad" on it, and he joke that it apply to them all.
Lion: a stuffed bird. The number of eyes on it is vaguely unnerving. It's unclear wich way is the head suppose to go, and all agree that it's probably an awful mutant bird. Lion is too proud to admit that it's just a really shotty taxidermy he made himself.
Alpharius Omegon: They give a series of mysterious CD in blank case, wich is a very rare and hard to read format on most ship! It's the entire series of MLP:FiM, famous lost media in the 30th millenium.
Rogal: A thick, sturdy, and perfectly elegant multi bit screwdriver, with extra standard bits put in the handle. Give a proud presentation on it, explaining it's superior design and all it's ergonomic features. It's 45 min long.
Perturabo: it's a coupon that say "one (1) construction from me and my legion, free of complaining. Valid until the 31th millenium." It's the most popular gift of the night.
Corvus: slipper and kigurumi, all crow themed. They are *adorable*. Sadly, the size is a bit tight and vaguely indecent on the more muscular primarch.
Lorgar: a traditional colchian tea set, with hand dried craft teas! The set is beautiful, and the teas prove to be only mildly hallucinogenic.
Konrad: A very, VERY pretty embroidered set of throw pillow! They have delicate pattern of flower and nature imagery... And are made with human hair. Konrad is very proud of himself, and even more of the absolute bloody screaming his gift create when he explain it.
Sanguinius: put out by Konrad's gift, but he also made a pillow, but this one filled with his own feathers. Has surprising property against nightmare.
Vulkan: He was actually sweet, and brought homemade hot sauce, his mother's recipe! The problem is that the stuff is so strong, it's considered a dangerous chemical in most of the galaxy. Can be used as jet fuel.
Horus: Edible sexy underwear. Insist that whoever gets it has to wear it, and jokingly say that, if they are too shy, he can do a demonstration himself.
Mortarion: a succulent growing kit. Even his most dumbasses of brother should be able to keep a succulent alive, right? Doesn't mention that it's an highly invasive species that will colonise the entire ship of his poor victime.
Jaghatai: a foal. Yes, he carry a whole ass live animal to the gift exchange, and keep insisting that it's an appropriate gift. The horse is chewing on Magnus' hair.
Leman: Mad that he didn't think of bringing a puppy, but he has the most amazing looking collection of smoked salmon, caviar and preserved fish to offer.
Magnus: his patience is wearing thin, but he still offer a perfectly beautiful robe, that act as an honest to good mood ring and change color depending on the person's aura.
Fulgrim: A painting of himself! Wich is actually a joke, it's just a thin and hand painted decorative paper covering the true gift: a painting of all their family, together. Get called a try hard.
Ferrus: a collection of very pretty crystals and fossils! Wich he arranged in a chocolate box, and explain that those are his favorite flavors.
Angron: A punching bag that even *he* find durable. He made sure of it, by thoroughly testing it before giving it out, wich explain it's used appearance.
I know exactly who gets what..... Yall want to know in a part 2 ;)?
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dateless-bar · 7 months
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Modern AU / Project: Every Perfect Day
[Lore]
Traitor Primarch
"Betray" is considered to be an important spirit of ■■■, and there is always a shortage of critical artistic ideas and ■■■■■ under the banner of Traitors. Horus Lupercal is always willing to make public appearances in this regard.
-Excerpt from Petronella Vivar's interview
Among the public figures widely recognized for their tendencies toward rebellion are:
Social Activist, Leader of Luna Wolves: Horus Lupercal
Opera Singer, actor: Fulgrim
President of Thousand Sons Society: Magnus 
EC of Iron Warriors Studio: Perturabo
CEO of Death Guard Inc.: Mortarion
The Great Word Bearer: Lorgar Aurelian
Night Haunter: Konrad Curze
WWE Wrestler: Angron
Decentralized Hacking Organisation: Alpharius Omegon
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Loyalist Primarch
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WARNING: This story is purely fictional. Any characters, organizations, or content mentioned in the text are not related to reality and do not represent any position.
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ladymirdan · 2 years
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Character Bingo: Roboute Guilliman 🥰
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First of all, I'm shocked that I didn't get a bingo on this one. 😶
A1: That deep rich blue with the gold 10/10 sooo pretty. 
A2: I'm not sure if Guy Hailey is just being himself when he wrote Dark Imperium, but Guilliman is closer to leaving the imperium than people seem to think…
A4: He is a living war machine…
A5: I choose to believe that there isn't a single person out there who would say no to this man, he is the entire package. Also being a space accountant is sexy.
B1: I protec, he needs to be protec at all costs. 💙
B2: Even I joke about him being a space accountant in this post but he's so much more than that. Unfortunately, some of his books are like that tho, though it all depends on who writes him. Guy Hailey and Dan Abnett does him best in my opinion.
B4: I relate to this man on a spiritual level. I fell in love with my boyfriend by talking to him about reports from Swedish Accident Investigation Authority, I've never met anyone who enjoyed reading those reports. (This happened before I got into 40k) (my favourite is rapport RJ 2009:10)
B5: He isn't boring. 😡
C5: Is it just me or is he turning kind of ultra-fascist in 40k?
D3: I spend more time thinking about him than what is healthy.
D5: I wish I was that wonderful.
E1: Not for my taste, please make more Ultramarine content… but like… people who don't play Ultras, where do you get your lore?
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sharenadraculea · 2 months
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If the primarchs had social media
Lion: There is nothing on his accounts. Not even a profile-picture. Someone is still logging into them every so often. Fulgrim: On all the plattforms. Primarely family-blogger: look at my perfect kids, my perfect spaceship, my perfect partner, my perfect healthy breakfest, my perfect make-up. OnlyFans-account on the side. Get‘s into controversies all the time. Perty: Angry rants. Has spent to much time on Twitter. Old man yells at cloud type of stuff. Jagh: And this is how we‘ll break the speed-limit today! Talks about bikes, how to mod them, drives them around very fast, ect. Occasional horse-pictures. Leman: Puppies! Just cute dog-pictures and -videos, of every canine he encounters in the galaxy Rogal: He isn‘t very good at social media. Sometimes posts bad selfies or pictures of his building projects. Completly ignores all of Pertys hate-comments Konrad: He writes fanfic. Edgy, dark, not very good fanfic. The protag is a clear self-insert and Mary Sue and brings justice to all the settings he puts them in. A ton of spelling errors. The plot barely holds together. He is very proud of it. Sang: He has official accounts with pretty pictures of him everywhere, but he has some private accounts that are just like his art and sometimes cute family pictures. Also why can I see Sang having a Vtuber-persona he livestreams with so people don‘t recognize him? Ferrus: Appears on Fulgrims accounts fairly often. Maybe does some gaming-content on the side Angron: Everything is very sporadic and when it‘s there it‘s pretty angry. Surprisingly talks a lot about issues with his disabilities and that he needs way more help than he get‘s and also all his trauma. Struggles a lot with typing and forming sentences, so it can be hard to understand at times. Roboute: A channel with tutorials for stuff like running a planet or putting on armour. If people ask him to explain something he can just send them a link. Morty: Not very active, sometimes pictures of some funky plants and little texts about them. Magnus: Video-essays. He dissappers for months and then returns with a four-hour-video (minimum) about the most random topic. Hugely popular. Horus: Look at my sexy abs! Look at my huge bicep! Soft-porn-pictures of him and his sons. Probally also had OnlyFans. Lorgar: Social media is great for preaching! So he does that! Deletes all his accounts after monarchia. Vulkan: Food! He loves trying out new recipes from diffrentc cultures! At the start of every recipe is a pagelong story, which people actually read Corvus: Also writes Fanfic. Very, very good fanfic if a bit edgy at times. Kind of has a rivalery with Konrad. Also runs a very active blog, about both writing and justice, with occasional bits about guerilla-warfare Alpharius Omegon: Just the worst trolls. Dozens if not hundreds of sockpuppet accounts. They are having a good time.
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sirenscriptures · 17 days
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primarchs + fantasies
summary: basically just a ramble thirst post because i want to drag 30k/40k into my already mess of a blog. i’m still figuring out certain pieces of characterization/lore so be patient with me here <3 i am suffering this brainrot and dragging you down with me!
warnings/notes: nsfw themes (18+ only), fem-bodied depicted reader, mentions/depictions of exhibitionism, of course size difference, hints of breeding kinks, slight mention of blood drawing, bondage/rope play. (these are partial fantasies i think they’d have but also they are genuinely so touch starved i think even the slightest form of physical intimacy could make them combust. in a good way.)
featuring: lion el’jonson, fulgrim, leman russ, magnus, sanguinius, mortarion, and horus lupercal (pre-heresy)
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lion el’jonson
look, if there’s one thing each of the primarchs could use in some way, it’s a fucking break. lion is definitely one of those primarchs. the man has always been on high alert, and has never truly known how to relax. that is, until he bonded with you.
the fact he’s found himself so close to you is quite a milestone of sorts. being a primarch of many secrets, you can assert that he isn’t someone who trusts easily. he doesn't let many others know what his deeper thoughts contain, not even some of his own blood.
however, it’s almost like he’s a different person in your presence. when he’s with you, he feels a profound sense of peace, like he can shut his mind off from his usual stressors and worries. especially during your alone time.
but it’s when he’s completely alone (a rare occurrence) that his thoughts tend to wander more than usual. it isn’t a total shock in the slightest when all he can think about is you. but when his thoughts are crowded with curiosities of what sounds you’d make while on top of him and how you’d feel wrapped around him…yeah it gets a little concerning to someone of his stature.
the thoughts of you like this start small…then they bloom into much more , to the point where if he even looks your direction when in this state of mind he’s a stuttering, flustered mess. a completely rare state for a primarch to be caught in, yet here we are.
so, it’s safe to say that while lion isn’t one to deeply “fantasize” like some of his brothers might, his intrusive thoughts about you certainly have a habit of spiraling and he has to physically slap himself to snap out of it.
fulgrim
in terms of fantasies, where do we even start with fulgrim? ever since you let him get close to you, whether that be on a personal or physical level, it was like opening pandora’s box. when you get him started, there is no going back.
it doesn’t have to be much to get him started with you. just your beauty alone and seeing you smile at him could get his dirtier thoughts racing. (horny bastard <3)
the fact that you were totally oblivious for a while of the power you held over him was amusing at times. though he was much bigger than you, he often thought about what you would do if he let you take the reins over him.
even just the thought of your soft hands running over his bare body could make him shiver. he could picture perfectly how beautiful you’d look if he had you on top of him. but he could also picture how beautiful you’d look if he had you in front of a mirror.
the way your delicate frame would lean against his chest as he fucked into you, massive hands roaming all about your perfect body…
most of the time he has to stop himself from thinking any further, for just the thoughts alone aren’t enough. maybe he’ll show you what he means when you’re alone with him in his chambers.
leman russ
if you want to delve into literal ferality, it is absolutely leman’s brain. and his actions, of course. so it isn’t far fetched to say his fantasies about you are in the same realm as his normal thought processes.
now, just because he is one of the more “feral” primarchs doesn’t mean he lacks complete restraint. but when it comes to you, let’s just say his restraint goes a bit…out the window if you know what i mean.
when his mind does wander and you’re not around, he tends to imagine showing you off. exhibiting how well he can pleasure you and how good you look while he does it to you. he doesn’t mind those of his legion seeing him with you like this, and even when you two are alone during these moments, he almost wants someone to see.
he would love to display the way he makes you whimper and squirm around him while rutting into you. though, he won’t let anyone get the wrong idea. you’re his, and he won’t let you forget that in the slightest.
but that’s not even half of what he’d like to do to you. and you can tell so blatantly in the way he teases you, unashamed of who’s around when he makes his usual remarks. but at the same time, he does it all out of love. he knows how annoyed you get from him pushing your buttons all the time, but he can tell you wouldn’t change it for anything.
magnus the red
for someone who sees most physical intimacy as a “waste of time” like a few of his other brothers, he certainly doesn’t stick to that thought process when it's you he's thinking about.
with magnus being as knowledgeable as he is, it genuinely frustrates him when he can’t figure out at first why he feels this way about someone like you. yet the more time he spends around you, and the more you show how open you are to learning from him and that you actually listen to him, the more these feelings start to increase.
in a strange way, he feels comforted by you. though when he’s closer to you than usual, these feelings of comfort seem to…deepen into more than he first expected.
even though he can’t pinpoint it at first, he finds that every time he’s away from you, the want for your presence grows within him like some sort of hunger. yet, it’s now laced with the craving to feel your touch.
his mind is generous in being able to envision you beneath him, body trembling with arousal as his touch travels your bare skin, admiring and caressing every inch of you. all of his senses are ablaze; the craving for your touch, voice, scent, everything becoming too much for even someone of his stature to endure.
shaking away these thoughts is much more of a challenge than magnus would first anticipate. but now that he’s come to this self discovery, he doesn’t want to waste anymore time merely thinking about it.
sanguinius
while sanguinius is the more compassionate of the primarchs when it comes to overall personality, don’t let that fool you. when this man gets down, he’s an absolute freak.
on a serious note, the one thing sanguinius loves is spoiling you, on all levels, of course. but he just has a little bit of extra fun when he gets to do it to you physically. he does love when you return the favor, but if he’s being completely honest he likes it more when he gets to please you.
when he’s with you in an ordinary setting, he doesn’t let his more “sinful” thoughts take over. out of many of his siblings, he is certainly one of the most restrained and can control himself when it comes to feelings such as these. one of the lucky ones, he supposes.
but despite being able to hide it, you do make it quite difficult at times. it can be anything that triggers that burning within him—the way you unsuspectingly bat your eyelashes when you stare at him, or when you look so bashful when he greets you with a kiss on your hand. or even when you accidentally brush up against one of his wings. and you aren’t even aware you do so much to him physically…
yet there’s not much that gets him going quite like the thought of driving you absolutely mad with pleasure (much like fulgrim if we’re being honest here). whether it’s the thought of how you’d react to his head in between your thighs until your legs tremble uncontrollably, or how pretty you’d sound when he drains just the slightest bit of blood from your tender neck…
sometimes he’s left heavy-breathed at the thought, and you’re not even in the same room as him. if only you were aware of the effects you had on him. though, something inside sanguinius felt as though it wouldn’t be a mystery for much longer.
mortarion
believe it or not, mortarion is not a total stranger to these kinds of thoughts. though, it’s much more intensified since you’re the only person he’s had these thoughts about.
with mortarion being one of the more distant and reserved of his brothers, his sex drive is one of those things he’s never had to deal with since he’s never felt this way about anyone else before. so it’s no surprise how easily pent up he can become.
even just the slightest things you do can get him electrified, and the poor, touch and affection-starved soul doesn’t even fully understand why. the way you smiled at him with genuine fondness from a distance the other day? he’s still thinking about it for weeks. the way your hand gently brushed against his face by mistake? still has him reeling even when he’s in your presence.
the way his thoughts of you overwhelm him is far from easy to deal with, and you immediately notice the way his behavior changes in response to these newer sensations.
it’s so much worse when he’s away from you for long periods of time, though. his mind is racing with everything from how beautiful you would look tied up in various positions; the imprints of rope staining your soft skin, to what sweet sounds he could get you to make in response to his mouth in between your legs.
his poor legionaries when they have to deal with him in this state…he’s so helplessly tuned out from everything and they have not a clue what’s going on with their primarch. but he won’t have to worry much longer, for he’ll be venting his sexual frustrations out on you when you’re both reunited.
horus lupercal (pre-heresy)
honestly, what doesn’t horus think about when he’s thinking about you? not many people can make his mind wander to even the most dangerous of places like you can. while he isn’t sure how this all started, he is far from complaining. honestly, what doesn’t horus think about when he’s thinking about you? not many people can make his mind wander to even the most dangerous of places like you can. while he isn’t sure how this all started, he is far from complaining.
the way he is around you is his usual self, but his thoughts about you aren’t restrained in the slightest. you’re so captivating, and while he wants to hang on every word you say to him, he can’t help but fantasize in the process.
horus doesn’t expect you to have a very strong effect on him at first, yet he’s proved wrong very quickly when he’s away from you. when he’s finally alone is when it hits him.
he thinks about how much he’d love it if he had you all to himself. he could imagine spoiling you in every way imaginable, but especially physically. he could imagine all the noises he could cause you to make, and all of the sensations he could make you feel. but most of all, he could imagine breeding you—filling you up with his seed to where you know that you’re his.
from there, you’re the cause of all of horus’ sleepless nights until he gets to see you again…
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squishyowl · 10 days
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Dove
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hotsocks7 · 3 months
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Headcanon: Fabius having cloned all the primarchs, runs a series of mad scientist experiments where he observes pairs of traitors and loyalists interacting. They are all pre-corruption but have the knowledge of what their true selves did.
He shuts Horus and Sanguinius in a room and watches with bated breath. Horus is overcome with guilt and refuses to rise from his knees, head bowed. Sanguinius kneels with him and hugs him with his arms and wings.
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lxvvie · 2 months
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One challenge (just one!) of getting Sanguinius in bed is that with his premonitions he will know exactly what you are going to do next and if you’ll be any good at it or not. Advantage or disadvantage? Maybe awkward.
Imagine him making a game out of it with you, though, because he's very interested in seeing how you'll go about seducing him.
Think you can surprise him? Think you can outsmart his precognition? By all means, have at it. 💋
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taythecatfey · 5 months
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Because I'm a massive Fulgrim stand and I'm having too much fun with Big E's illegal daughters, I've concocted a head cannon about how Fulgrim met the primarch of the XIth legion, Mauhcayo at the Imperial Palace. Also the specific pressure he was put under after being given the title of the Empire's Children for his Legion.
Fulgrim never had to wage war to bring Chemos into compliance. He solved all its problems with minimal fighting and mostly with his skills as an engineer and through diplomacy. He took a dying world with a beaten population and made it habitable and place where he could indulge his people in beautiful things again. I don't think he ever thought there wasn't a problem he couldn't fix.
When Big E comes and basically tells him he has a higher purpose to do even greater acts for humanity as a whole I can only imagine the man was ecstatic at the prospect. But then he gets to Terra and finds out he only has two-hundred astartes under him because a flaw within himself killed them and he must now lead these men in the art of warfare. Yeah he's a primarch, a genetically designed general, but compared to Horus or Russ, he basically has no practical experience in leading an army. Then on top of that, Fulgrim gives such a moving speech to his remaining sons that Big E on the spot goes here's this massive honor I bestow on you without having seen you actually prove your metal yet.
A big part of Fulgrim's personality from what I've read is him aggressively striding for perfection because he feels flawed. The weight of expectations to be a primarch, to do amazing things with an army of only two-hundred men with no real experience I can only image as being anxiety inducing.
So back to the picture– Fulgrim is left to contemplate the massive responsibility his new position that has thrust upon him. He thinks he has a flaw so deep that it killed most of the men he's meant to lead. The XIth primarch finds him brooding and tries to offer him some advice, having been found before him. Mauhcayo as a blank cannot from any meaningful connections with anyone and thus sees her value to Big E as a tool only. She cannot falter because if she fails she fears she will be replaced. So she tells Fulgrim to never faltre and always prove his wroth to Big E so he can never question his value despite the odds. Fulgrim takes this advice to heart. His solved every problem hes ever had before, he'll face this one by perfecting himself into the perfect primarch.
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forgottnseccnd · 9 days
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// OK BUT REAL TALK... being hardcore inspired by Fear & Hunger and its concepts of divinity (watching an animation with a baller song, ITS GOT FLASHING LIGHTS AND BODY HORROR AND GORE THOUGH SO BE WARNED), esp with how aurelius's legion worshipped him like a god for how he saved them by... literally just being kind to them and bringing them comfort after what they had to do in service of the Imperium, bc their legion was originally a penal legion
where sons of families would be taken to forcibly be made into space marines, usually hypnodoctrinated to not remember who their families were to 'bring penance' in the name of the Emperor for assisting or even speaking of an enemy of Mankind, technically being considered something similar to the Thunder Warriors but a bit more 'upgraded', made to be brutal... until one space marine didnt get a proper hypnodoctrination process, leading to them realizing WHAT actually happened and what they've been doing to their families, so they began to preach that if their genefather had found them, surely he would despise them for being kinslayers, so they all chose to 'pay penance' instead. the guy that had the realization wouldve been Reclusiarch Columba, the legion's senior chaplain/ religious leader
but then. they actually FIND their genefather aurelius. they actually get to fucking see him, and instead of him treating them with disgust or hatred, he... cried for them. he kneeled to them and cried and held them in his arms, and taught them about the stars to bring them comfort
so they start to worship him as a god, because they deadass cant comprehend someone being so kind to them like aurelius was, because they were designated as a penal legion by the Emperor himself, so how can their genefather see the good inside of them when they were made to be prisoners?
aurelius's legion is like, a whole package of whatd be considered the anathema of what the imperium wants. aurelius wants to trade with xenos, he wants to actually have artificial intelligence return to treat said AI and men of iron like comrades instead of lesser beings, he wants to foster faith (in a healthy way) and encourage it if it brings them comfort and does his best to be a benevolent being... and with how the warp is, and aurelius as a powerful divination psyker, he probably knew about the warp, as well, EVERYTHING that emps didnt exactly want
so ive just been thinking on how, with the imperium worshipping emps to the point it really HAS made emps into a full-on god (he was already powerful as fuck but u get me), how aurelius probably had gained some sort of power from his legion (and planets he may've conquered) worshipping him and believing in him, with their beliefs possibly strengthening him and shit
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... possible eldritch horror aurelius? POSSIBLE ABSTRACT-LOOKIN GOD AURELIUS? HOOOHOHO
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sanguiniusreborn · 1 month
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Red Thirst: Headcanons
So for those who don't know, I do headcanon Sanguinius himself of being terribly afflicted by the Red Thirst! Under the cut are some full headcanons regarding this!
Sanguinius had the Red Thirst Pre-Heresy, and had to consistently drink blood, something he hid quite ferociously from all but some select Sanguinary Guard. Its possible that other Primarchs knew, but if they did, no one spoke openly of it.
Post Rebirth Sanguinius still needs to drink blood, somewhat more frequently. He hides it from everyone, lest the overzealous think it appropriate to offer themselves. (The guilt would eat him alive)
Sanguinius has two sets of fangs, the main visible set being the more vampire-like set, fangs meant to pierce. The second set is fully retractable and serves the purpose of adding grip to a bite victim, preventing escape. The first pair are semi-retractable and look like normal canines when he isn't using them to bite.
Sanguinius can drink from mortals, primarchs, and astartes with no issues, though he prefers to simply drink from goblets. Less risk of being caught provided none drink from his cup.
He can also drink animal blood, but it doesn't work as well as the other three.
His bites DO hurt, but he tries to make them painless if he can, usually through psychic distortion of the pain sensation.
Sanguinius without blood can go full feral, it is advised not to let him reach this point, as the results are nothing short of carnage until he calms down.
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relax-and-read-on · 11 months
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What would happen if I tried to hug the primarchs
Hug back gently: Vulkan, Lorgar, Fulgrim
Hug back awkwardly: Roboute, Magnus, Jaghatai
Freeze: Rogal, Corvus, Ferrus
Ignore you: Lion, Perturabo
Push you away, gently: Alpharius Omegon, Mortarion, Sanguinius
Push you away, violently: Angron, Konrad
Hug back with too much enthusiasm and break your bones: Leman, Horus
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dateless-bar · 11 months
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Modern AU / Project: Every Perfect Day
[Lore]
Loyalist Primarch
Loyalist is a conservative stance, particularly emphasizing the protection and construction of the existing order.
-Mersadie Oliton's notes
Currently known contemporary loyalist supporters:
Loyalist Party Leader: Roboute Guilliman
Author, FADM: Lion El'Jonson
Founder of Blood Angel Foundation, Artist: Sanguinius
Scandinavian actor, former SF: Leman Russ
Mongolian racer: Jaghatai Khan
Lead Vocal of Raven Guards: Corvus Corax
EC of Imperial Fists Co.: Rogal Dorn
Leader of Iron Hands Studio: Ferrus Manus
Master from Salamanders Heavy Industries: Vulkan
(Photograph: Euphrati Keeler)
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WARNING: This story is purely fictional. Any characters, organizations, or content mentioned in the text are not related to reality and do not represent any position.
For more stories and character settings, please check my other posts.
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ladymirdan · 1 year
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How do you think the different primarchs flirt?
How does the different primarchs flirt:
Lion - The lion is the most asexual person to have ever existed and has never been attracted to anyone, but he has thought a lot about it. He secretly wishes he could find that special lord or lady that he can court and spoil and be chivalrous to. 
? - Insert the worst kink you could possibly imagine.
Fulgrim - Touch. He will take every opportunity to be close to the person he’s into. And that is in sharp contrast to him since he won't tolerate being touched otherwise.
Perturabo - Gifts. Handmade things that are specifically tailored to what he thinks you like. Will never ask what you actually like.
Jagathai - He will let you ride his motorcycle. 
Leman - Food and drink. He will constantly make sure you are fed and warm, and happy. 
Rogal - Nothing. He won't make the first move. If you like him, he will wait for you to tell him that. When in a relationship, his love language is acts of service.
Konrad -  Art. He will make you an installation of crucified but still living rodents.
Sanguinius - Over-the-top romantic gestures, especially in public. 
Ferrus - Big himbo energy. Will flex his muscles and pretend to be dumb.
? - Super vanilla and romantic.
Angron - Will find anyone who likes him to be weird and thinks something is wrong with them and immediately block them on all socials. 
Roboute - Time. He is the busiest man in the galaxy and usually delegates meetings and messages to be handled by someone else. But he will always make time for you, to see you, or send/answer a message no matter how busy he actually is.
Mortarion - Flowers.
Magnus - Love spells.
Horus - “Want to fuck?” And somehow, he still has enough charisma to make that line sound classy and irresistible.
Lorgar -
Vulkan -
Corvus - 
Alpharius/Omegon - Lovebomb, then ghost. Somehow works every time. I'm a bit stumped about 17-19 since I know so very little about them. I have been asking people for advice and have gotten some great answers. But they really aren't my take, so it feels wrong to add them here. So please feel free to disagree/add/make your own takes to this list :D
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sharenadraculea · 2 months
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The primarchs on a bus
So, the primarchs take a roadtrip, in a doppeldecker-travelbus because I say so:
Lion: He drives the damn thing. Doesn‘t talk to anyone, just stubbornly looking at the road. Very good driver. Either listening to a very disturbing true-crime-podcast or caliban-lovesongs Fulgrim: He and Fulgrim secured the last row on top for themself, so they have a lot of space. Laying down and using Ferrus as a pillow. Occasionally is struck by creative inspiration when looking out the window. Has all his painting supplies with him. Perturabo: pretends to be grumpy but is very excited. He sits at the bottom so he has a proper table to draw on and right next to Magnus. Drinking lot‘s of coffee Jagh: The whole polycule/lovetriangle-thing around Magnus sits at the bottom around one of the tables, so he is there too. Kind of sad that he can‘t take his bike but hanging out with his brothers is fun too. Tries to do some throatsinging to impress Magnus but get‘s glared at by Lion. Leman: Sits opposite of Magnus and tries to do his best to not start a fight. Rob has taken away his Mjod and stops him from taking more from the minibar. His wolves are under the table and he pets them the whole time. Started a fight with Jagh about who get‘s to sit at the window. They switch every few minutes now. Rogal: He sits in the trunk/luggage storage to give emotional support to Konrad. Has built a pillowfort, it‘s very comfy. Appears a few times to sternly talk to people who aren‘t using their seatbelts. Konrad: He‘s a very happy bat right now. He sits in the luggage area, it‘s dark and comfy, Rogal has snacks for days there and gives lot‘s of hugs and headpats. Was very sceptical about going at all, he had some visions. Sang: With his wings it‘s quite klaustrophobic. Also on the bottom floor so he can be next to Lion and Rob. Might be stresseating. Very glad Lemans wolves are there for emotional support. Ends up falling asleep, a lot of cute pictures were made. Ferrus: Currently beeing used as a pillow by Fulgrim. Is prepared and has some books and snacks with him. The two regularly get yelled at to stop making out. Angron: He is watching a movie with a lot of gore and cuddeling with Lorgar. Falls asleep eventually. Everyone is surprised at how calm he is. Turns out he is like some toddlers/babies and sitting in a car/bus calms him down very fast. This knowledge will be used in the future. Roboute: Lion has entrusted him with the minibar. He is vigilantly guarding it, making sure no one get‘s drunk. Drinks a lot of coffee and tries to get some work done. This is made harder by everyone (but especially Sang) Morty: Sits on top, kind of in the middle. Was very nervous but then Vulkan sits a row behind him and just starts talking? And it‘s nice? And he is listening to Morty talking about bugs? He bluescreens. Magnus: Sitting at the bottom, with the rest of the polycule-lovetriangle-thing. He has a lot of fun. A lot of drama happening. Makes out with Leman, Perty and Jagh at least once, Rob threatens to leave him behind on a rest stop. Horus: Can‘t decide where to sit. Switches places every few minutes. Wants to sit next to all his brothers. This was his idea and he is very happy how well it‘s going. Constantly on call with Emps of Malcador to tell them that everything is okay and everyone still alive. Lorgar: Cuddeling with Angron, doesn‘t really want to watch the movie so he listens to a audiobook. Once Angron falls asleep he starts writing on his own book. Vulkan: Sitting behind Morty. He has brought a ton of food and drinks with him and shares with everyone. Very, very happy. One of the few to properlly wear his seatbelt. Corvus: Sits in the overhead bag-storage-space. Probally sleeping, has plenty of birb-food for snacking with them. Alpharius Omegon: everyone feels like they forgot something, but they aren‘t sure what. Don‘t worry tough, the two sit under the chairs and have fun watching the drama. At some point just appear in the seats at the very front on top so they have the best view.
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sandcrafter · 1 year
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p1-2 headcanon: Emp, Valdor and primarch zeroth. (⚠️p2 Empreg. How the zeroth was born(? )
p3-5 169. (p3 <Can you feel the love tonight> from The Lion King)
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