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clearlyclairesblog · 10 months
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Ferrari employee: I told you ten minutes ago already. There's nothing you can do to get past me.
Max: Let me through, I need to have a word with Fr-
Charles, popping out behind the guy: Ugh, Let me talk to him for a moment, Sergio.
Sergio, moving to the side, unimpressed: Attento Charles, è impazzito. (Careful, Charles, he's gone crazy)
Charles, whispering: Max? What are you doing here babe?
Max: This guy won't let me in.
Charles, laughing: You're not allowed in our motorhome, honey.
Max: I need to talk to Fred! Why on Earth weren't you on track during FP2?
Charles: Electrical issues, but hey, they're working on it.
Max: They're working on it my ass. Come on, call Fred out here then. Can I talk to him here?
Charles: What would you even say to him?
Max: To tell your mechanics to get their shit together because there's only a number of issues to your car I can bear. I swear I'm letting Marko give you the highest offer he ever made to anyo-
Fred, joining them all of a sudden: Max, hate to break this to you but, LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.10: No trying to steal Charles away from Ferrari or Fred gets angry.
Max:
Fred:
Max: That only happened once, there was no need to make a rule out of it.
Fred: Yet again here you are.
Max:
Fred:
Max: What if I break up with him? Can I ask Marko to let him join Redbull then?
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essie060 · 6 months
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Lightning McQueen: How is she? Max: A fucking Ferrari Charles: It's me!
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lestappenforever · 6 months
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Let me add some unsolicited opinion to the who Lestappen breaking containment issue. I’m imagining a scenario where these feelings are real for either of them. It’s one thing for your close friends to make fun of you and tease you you’d be cute together and another for fans pushing the agenda to spaces where you often feel safe. You are now being perceived to be a certain way, in a sport where being “masculine” and presenting as a “man” means everything. Not to mention you are in a relationship. I mean yeah with the teams posting it and F1 joining in the guys can argue “oh this is just to show sworn rivals can have a cute friendship where everyone gets along and roots for each other but still fight it out respectfully on track” whereas when fans on mainstream media start picking it up and mentioning how “it’d be cute to watch you two kiss” or “do you have feelings for Max, Charles. Why do you look at him like that” I mean that’s enough to freak any average human being out and make them shut down, completely. See how easily Charles shut down after the Ferrari melodrama in the last few races. That’s his team, a team he has dreamed of being a part of since he got inside a kart and you think he and Max won’t stop interacting because of this serious issue that could threaten his very dream his very livelihood his WHOLE LIFE?? Guys (gn) let’s be empathetic, let us draw boundaries. It’s one thing for them to know that their friendship is cute and lovely, it’s another to make them feel vulnerable. We don’t know how they feel about each other at all so let’s not open a can of worms that could go a thousand times wrong and destroy people’s lives. Whatever it is, trust me, we will find it in due time, naturally. We should just all enjoy the content and leave our theories on Tumblr and Ao3. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk 💙♥️
I absolutely agree with this as well, anon.
The golden rule of any fandom is to keep fandom contained to fandom. And some fans, especially certain younger ones, are either completely unaware of this or simply don’t care because they don’t understand why it’s so important. And I sure as hell don’t want any of them to learn the hard way.
Just, separate fandom from the people the fandom is based around. It’s really not that fucking hard.
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safetycar-restart · 1 year
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BRO i'm suddenly in a lestappen mood saur
they're almost equally subby, i think charles is more subby and that max is way more independent than charles, like, he can last way longer without you than charles. charles is a mess 5 minutes after he's left without you. BUT, i also don't think max is a switch at all in your relationship, they're both subby little boys!
they're absolutely adorable together! they're always cuddling and playing with each others hair, limbs tangled up and leaving little kisses on each other and making small talk. they love each other so much it's sickening how cute it is.
in bed, too. if you're paying attention to only one of them, the other will be sitting besides or behind the one who's being played with, holding his hand and leaving kisses and praising him. they're also so obedient and sweet! they've NEVER broken a rule or stepped out of line, they're always peaceful, obedient, patient little subs. you let them play with each other when you're not around, knowing they can take care of each other and that they won't do anything they shouldn't.
BUT I'M THINKING
making them kneel in front of each other, hands behind their backs, and whoever ends up resisting to touch the other longer, gets to cum first. you're on a chair in front of the bed, and they're so funny and so cute at the same time. it's so obvious how both of them are so close to giving in, they're staring into each other's eyes while you tease them, causing both of them to huff and puff, but they don't take their eyes off of each other.
in my head, max would end up touching charles first. he can never resist touching him, and he doesn't mind being denied an orgasm. he knows charles is more sensitive than him and that teasing him too much doesn't always end up well. but mostly because charles looked like a fucking angel and couldn't stop himself from touching him.
max smashes his lips against charles', which makes charles yelp, almost falling back, but maxie is there to hold him (⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)
max gets his permission to start stroking charles' cock, and the way they look in front of you is borderline sinful. max, towering over charles, who is steadying himself on his palms, making out with charles while stroking his cock and making him met out the prettiest whimpers ever? bro.
charles gets to cum right then, cumming all over his tummy and max's hand. you order charles to clean max's hand, and you swear you can see his eyes start sparkling. he licks max's hand clean, before you stand up to kiss charles and run a hand through his hair, and to torture max a little bit.
35-ish minutes later, and you've denied max of maybe 4 or 5 orgasms. charles is cuddled into his side, running his hand up and down max's torso. you're sitting on your heels in between max's spread legs, stroking his cock. you're teasing him, running just your finger over his tip, playing with his balls, and of course, stop stroking him every time he's close. that goes on for about an hour, and you find the way charles just smirks/smiles and looks up at max and his shut eyes every time you deny his orgasm, and every time he starts squirming around, HILARIOUS. the sneaky little thing is just running a finger from max's pelvis up to his chest, smirking every time max doesn't get what he did because he was so good!
the moment you notice his high approaching, you continue stroking him. max lets out a little sigh of relief, and cums all over his tummy and chest. charles, being the little vixen he is, sarcastically gasps when max cums, giggling a bit before praising him. that's his part in all of this. to praise and tease max. and he does it so well. "oh, maxie! you made such a big mess! you're such a good boy!"
while you go snd get a wet cloth to clean max up, charles is actually praising max now, kissing his cheek and stroking his hair. when you come back, the little light in his eyes while he looks at max is so precious, it makes you want them to never let go of each other.
after you clean both of them up, you squeeze in between the two of them, so you're in the middle. you're always in the middle, so they can both hug you while holding each other's hands over your waist. they both fall asleep so quickly, their fingers linked over your body, while you just hold them tight <3
Oh god. I've never been a lestappen fan before but this? This is fucking incredible. I adore this.
Firstly, I love the idea that they're both subby and they're both VERY good boys. Neither of them would ever so much as set a foot wrong, and they're also always helping each other be good boys?
Like you have a rule that max can't talk bad about himself, and so Charles is always helping him by complementing him and comforting him after bad races. You also have a rule that Charles must be in bed by a reasonable hour before races, so max always helps by making sure his favourite pillow is packed and his comfort blankie (Charles has a blankie, max has a stuffy) and playing white noise and getting into bed at the time Charles should be to tempt him with cuddles.
Max is a little more independent than Charles, in the sense that max likes to work for your attention and praise. He doesn't believe your praise or thinks he deserves your attention if he hasn't done anything that's worth it, and he'll get genuinely distressed if he can't work out what he's done to deserve it.
(Which means that you make up the most ridiculous rules for max so that you have an excuse to praise him. He brushed his teeth! Praise. He held your hand! Praise. Charles helps you come up with the rules)
Meanwhile, Charles wants your attention all the time and he'll have a breakdown if he thinks he has to work for it. Charles needs to know that he can ALWAYS have your cuddles and praise and attention, while max needs to be able to trust that if he's good, he will get your attention and praise.
At first you worried that what they both need couldn't work together, but it actually works so well? They help each other out and support each other and it just works.
So of course they can play with each other!! Maybe you make the rule that they can't play with themselves though? Max belongs to you and to Charles. Charles belongs to you and to max. So if Charles wants to suckle on max's cock, he absolutely can. If max wants to stretch Charle out, he absolutely can. But they can't just play with themselves.
They both adore that rule so much, because it means they can have fun with each other while still feeling owned. And of course they always tell you about what they did, often sending you pictures of each other all wrecked and messy.
You don't even have a rule requiring them to do that, but they both love it so so much and always want to anyway.
So yeah, they love each other so much. And they LOVE cuddling each other.
Before Charles, max was never the biggest fan of cuddles and make out sessions. But now? Now he loves them. Now you're always finding the two of them all cuddled together, exchanging kisses. You always praise them both when you see them like that, telling them they're such good boys. The praise makes them both all soft and squirmy.
And oh god the scene idea?? Incredible.
It's torture for the both of them. They both want to touch so bad!
Especially because they know you're watching them. That just makes everything so much more intense. It's so hot and so cute at the same time.
I also love the idea that Max gives in first, because to be honest Max could have gone longer. You and Max both know that he could have waited longer. But Charles was crying and shaking and Max couldn't watch him be desperate for any longer.
Max goes right for a kiss, nearly making Charles fall over but he catches him. You watch them as they kiss, both holding onto each other as tight as they can, but they don't even try to do anything more than that. They don't have your permission yet and they're very good boys, would never ever do anything like that without your permission in a scene.
But you don't waste much time, not wanting to tease Charles any more than he already has been. You let max stroke his cock, watching as Charles whines and shakes in max's arms, looking the perfect picture of sin.
He cums so nicely, spilling all over max's hand and then cleaning it up for him. He even smiles at you when he's done, mumbling his thanks and leaning against max for support.
You get them both on the bed then, because now it's time for max's punishment. Though all of you know that max LOVES being edged so really this isn't much punishment at all.
You stroke max yourself, because you know there's no way Charles will be able to edge him, he's too much of a softy for that. Though that doesn't stop Charles from laying next to max and running his hand up and down max's body, kissing his neck, etc. Honestly Charles is having the most fun, being a little shit and enjoying watching as Max squirms and begs.
Though as you really start to push max, start to make him cry and shake, then Charles holds his hand and kisses his cheek, trying his best to reassure max and comfort him.
Until you tell Max that he can cum the next time, then Charles sits up straight and watches closely, not wanting to miss anything. If max had any energy left, he would have whacked Charles for the little gasp he let out when max came.
Then you have to let Charles lick him clean. You must. You have to.
Charles is very careful with him though, making sure not to touch his overstimulated cock too much while he licks him clean. Once he's done with that, he cuddles up to max while you go grab a cloth to clean the two of them.
They're so sweet when you come back, holding each other close while Charles praises him. It's always amazing to you how Charles always manages to comfort max during scenes, no matter how wrecked he is.
The moment they're both cleaned up, they shuffle away from each other so that you can climb in between them. You must always be between them, cause you just wrecked them! They both require cuddles!!
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leclerced · 5 months
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WIP game!!!
Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
tagged by @norrizzandpia and @earlgreyflowers tysm angels <3 and idrk who to tag tbh i don’t know anyone who hasn’t alr been tagged so im just tagging j because i haven’t seen her do it yet 🥺 @piastrification if u haven’t been tagged and wanna do it say i tagged u. this is me tagging u.
made a separate post because… there’s a lot of unnamed ones here we go. this isnt all but some are just ideas not really started yet so i didn’t count
unnamed - carlando intox kink at a golf course
boyfriend project - fake dating college au with oscar
unnamed - charles and teammate!reader who get along a little too well
unnamed - landoscar college au, frat boy lando and engineering major oscar plus literature major reader
unnamed - carlos pretends he’s single to keep up his playboy image and it ruins his relationship. she ends up with max and theres a lot of angst and smut and drama
that’s what you get for waking up in vegas - max marries a stranger in vegas and thinks they have a real connection. she doesn’t really believe in love.
unnamed - max being torn between his girlfriend and best friend who his girlfriend hates. max is oblivious to the fact that he acts more like a boyfriend to his best friend than his actual girlfriend sometimes.
unnamed - oscar and redbull driver!reader rivalry
unnamed - charles introducing reader to his friend group, and her and max hit it off really well which sucks because charles has been in love with her for years.
unnamed - street racer lestappen, carlos and his girlfriend drag their friend out to a street race and she captures their attention immediately. whoever wins gets to take home the grand prize.
cruel summer/ vending machines - idk what to call this but its a max and teammate!driver au i started a month ago and got too deep into and then backed off bc it was a lot
unnamed - rookie driver and post retirement seb. everyone is wondering why the retired driver is still attending races and hanging out with his old team.
edit to add i forgot my favorite one: oscar fucking lando’s girlfriend from his perspective!! need to finish it
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fxrmuladaydreams · 8 months
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!! REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED !! (however i will always accept brain dumps about the drivers if you ever want to submit an ask for that)
🤍rules🤍
I will not write any dark content (stalker, mafia, possessive to a point)
I have the right to deny any requests I don’t think I can write/don’t vibe with
I do not have taglists/I will not tag people in my fics. I’ve done them before on previous accounts and there’s really no benefit to me having them, the people on them usually turn out to be ghost readers
🤍drivers i’ll write about (fluff/angst/smut all welcome)🤍
Max Verstappen
Sebastian Vettel
Charles Leclerc
Carlos Sainz
Lando Norris
Oscar Piastri
George Russell
Pierre Gasly
Logan Sargeant
🤍poly relationships i’ll write (all are still x reader)🤍
lestappen
norstappen
charlos
carlando
landoscar
loscar
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il-predestinato · 3 years
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LOVE LOVE love your series with "set my midnight sorrow free" and the sequel fic! in your comments you said you want to write more lestappen (PLEASE DO!!), wondering what are your top 3 or 5 plots or ideas you migh want to write!! thank youu again for sharing your writing!
Thank you so much, kind anon! ♥️ Honestly, I really want to find the time to write all of these, but it's going verrrry slowly. These are the Lestappen pieces I'm trying to find time to work on:
1. Modern fairytale AU: Set in current F1 season, but magic is real. Max has the pettiest fairy godmother team principal. Christian gets all pissy at Charles for some reason ("stupid demon child crashed on purpose to get pole in Monaco... that pole belongs to Max!") and goes all evil stepmother on him.
Christian tricks Charles into eating a poisoned apple banana, or maybe pricking his finger on a wheel nut - and BAM - Charles is now Sleeping Beauty; Christian denies everything. Ferrari is devastated. And Max... well, he's fucking pissed. That's his crush rival and how DARE someone do this. He's hellbent on reversing the curse... but there's only one way: TRUE LOVE'S KISS (it's a fairytale, okay?).
But like who the fuck is Charles's true love?? Ensue hilarity as Max tries to get a bajillion people to kiss Charles. Like he tries EVERYONE: former teammates/team principals/one-night stands/family... ("Just fucking do it!" "Max, you realize I'm Charles's brother?!" "SO WHAT? REMEMBER ELSA AND ANNA?")
It's all futile. Max is becoming deranged (and jealous b/c everyone is kissing Charles... esp those who try to linger), Charles is doomed to stay in a coma forever - except wait, Max is the only one left who hasn't tried to kiss him yet... (from the beginning, he's ruled himself out; "Oh, Charles hates me, and I definitely hate him... I'd be the last person.") Whatevs, fuck it, he’s desperate and goes for it...
2. Retirement fic/Future fic: Probably a sequel to "set my midnight sorrow free". Based on Max saying he wants to race 10 or 15 years with Charles. Inspo song would be "Long Live" by Taylor Swift (seriously, check out the lyrics - this is Lestappen's retirement song).
Just over 10 years (but not quite 15) into it all, they're already living legends, each with a couple of championships - maybe Charles is leading by one at this point. Prime of their fucking career, no signs of slowing down, going for Lewis's records, shooting disgusting heart eyes at each other.
Penultimate race of the season, they're head to head in the championship, when it happens: Charles suddenly feels lightheaded, forces his car off track to avoid a worse crash, hits the wall hard. Massive medical emergency: red flag, he's pulseless, CPR starts, airlifted to hospital, where he's resuscitated. Cause found to be underlying cardiac arrhythmia, or maybe dilated cardiomyopathy... gets fitted with pacemaker +/- ICD, but he can't race ever again; it's his life vs. racing. He retires, convinces Max to finish the final race (Max does and wins the world championship... it's more bitter than sweet).
Max goes on to race for 1-2 more seasons, ends up surpassing Charles in # of world championships. Charles still travels to every race - Max REFUSES to leave him at home (he won't admit it, but he's fucking terrified that Charles will fall asleep and not wake up, he develops a bad habit of waking up in the middle of the night just to make sure Charles is still breathing... it's angsty but sweet too). Winning just doesn't feel the same without Charles on the track, that pure love for racing has faded, so he too retires before his time. Just like that - two legends gone but never forgotten, and the sun has set in paradise. They didn't get 15 years, but they'll get the rest of their lives, so... no regrets.
3. Soulmates AU (aka. Max Verstappen’s relationship with the colour red over the years): You can see every colour except for the colour that belongs to your soulmate (e.g. their favourite colour, or the colour that represents them/means the most to them) until you kiss your soulmate for the first time. So Max has never seen the colour red - it looks like a dull grey: sunrise, sunset, fire, apples, Ferrari, the colour of Charles’s racesuit. Red sucks, okay? Worst colour ever. Stupid soulmate.
He’s tries kissing a few people who might be the ONE - nope, nada. (”Lando, maybe we’re soulmates.” “WTF, how would that work if neither of us can see red?” “Fuck, I don’t know, just kiss me.” Yeah, they’re dumber than a bag of rocks, until Lando discovers that Carlos is the reason he couldn’t see red... poor Max is still alone.) Meanwhile, Charles is obnoxious in his red ugly grey racesuits, red ugly grey caps, and red super fugly grey Ferrari, but he’s the only thing distracting Max from how lonely he feels, while everyone else is finding their soulmates left and right.
Except there’s so many hints but he’s a dumbass...little hints, like Charles reading the label when asked to pass the blue marker, or that Ferrari hourglass challenge where he calls his own eyes yellow instead of green. ‘Cause blue is Max’s colour - the colour that Charles can’t see. Max is falling for him anyway, but in the moment before they’re about to kiss, he has a lightbulb moment and it dawns on him - all those little hints. He KNOWS that it’s Charles even before they kiss. (“I’m about to change how you see the world.” “Wow, Max, can anything contain your ego?”) They close their eyes, kiss, and open their eyes to a whole new world - it’s fucking disgustingly beautiful. Red? Best colour ever.
Oh wow... sorry, had a stroke, went full-on word diarrhea. 😂
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sophiewagentje · 2 years
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I was tagged by @catalana33! Thanks Stace 🧡
Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better!
Relationship status: single!
Colour: dark blue
Three favourite foods: poffertjes, pasta, garlic bread
The song stuck in your head: Head shoulders knees and toes by Ofenbach & Quarterhead feat. Norma Jean Martine
The last thing I googled: gaming pc
Time: 19.57
Dream trip: Somewhere in Scandinavia!
Something I really want now: Maxy race win and lestappen podium
I’m tagging @likelylarks @sweet-marvel and @rysmatias if they haven’t done it already! And ofc everyone else who wants to!
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clearlyclairesblog · 10 months
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Max: Do you not understand what I'm saying?
Daniel: I get it Max, I do, but it's clear he wasn't thinking straight, alright?
Max, angrily: How do you call someone 'babe' in front of the cameras without thinking straight, uh?
Daniel: Is the word 'babe' the problem or the fact that it was for Matt?
Max: What? No! He could have said that to fucking Carlos for what I care, it doesn't change the fact that he should only call m-
Charles, entering the apartment: Babe, I'm home! Oh, hi Daniel!
Max, glaring at him: Hi, babe! How was your meeting, babe? Got something to tell me, babe?
Charles: *looks at Daniel confused*
Daniel: Right, I think I'm going to go.
Max: No babe, stay! We can play some Fifa.
Charles, even more confused: Did I miss something here?
Max: I don't know, you tell me. I'm not the one who called a complete stranger 'babe' on cameras for everyone to see.
Charles, frowning: What? What di- oh! He didn't delete that? Mon amour I'm so sorry, I just- you know how confused I stil get with English.
Daniel, whispering: That's true, he still says my name the Italian way.
Max, rolling his eyes: Do you swear you didn't do it on purpose?
Charles, hand on his heart: I swear, I meant to say 'mate' but I wasn't functioning at the moment.
Max: Do you swear it meant nothing to you?
Charles: Absolutely nothing. Come on, it's Matt, he's got nothing on you. You're my babe. Only you. Come here.
Max, leaning closer: You're going to have to apologize properly. I already know how you could do that.
Daniel, walking to the door: Ugh, yeah guys, uh, do your things, I'm leaving. Bye!
* some time later, Lestappen's bedroom*
Max, in between kisses: You're not allowed to say the word 'babe' outside these walls anymore.
Charles: Not even to you?
Max, smiling: Mmh, you're right, I love it when you call me that. You can call me babe when we're not home, allowed.
Charles, giggling: That should be another one of our rules.
Max:
Charles:
Max: How many rules do we have?
Charles: Ugh, fourteen last time I checked. I can't remember them tho, they're stupid.
Max: Well, rule fifteen is not going to be stupid. It should go like this:
LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.15: WE DON'T USE THE WORD 'BABE' OUTSIDE OUR HOME UNLESS IT'S FOR EACH OTHER.
Charles: Alright, babe, I'll send it to Pierre, he's the one with the complete list.
* later that evening *
Pierre, opening a group chat to send a screenshot: You guys, they're making rules for themselves now!
George: I knew this day would come.
Alex: They grow up so fast!
Lando: I'm screaming! Is this about the P1 video? @ Carlos you owe me 20 bucks!
Fred: So we have 15 rules now?
Pierre: Yes!
Daniel: Next one is 16 so it should be dedicated to Charles.
Fred: I'm having lunch with them tomorrow, I'll keep you updated.
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clearlyclairesblog · 8 months
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* on the drivers' parade truck *
Lando, whispering: Max! Max, come here!
Max: * gets closer *
Lando: Mate, why is there a twenty seconds-long close-up video of Charles' hands? This was supposed to go straight to McLaren!
Max, visibly confused: What? Let me see.
Lando: * shows him the video *
Max:
Lando:
Max, scratching his head: Ugh.. Can we just, uhm, delete it?
Charles, approaching the two from behind: What are you guys whispering about?
Lando: Your boyfriend can't keep his eyes off of you apparently and now I have to either delete this segment from the video or explain it somehow!
Charles, looking at the video: That's very good actually! You're a good filmmaker, babe.
Lando: Charles! Lower your voice!
Max: See, Lando? But it's all thanks to you schat, your hands are good!
Lando: Guys, the cameras!
Charles, extremely flirtatious: Oh, and do you want to know what these hands can do?
Pierre, appearing out of nowhere with an extremely high-pitched tone: Steering and shifting gears of course! You're definitely one of the best at that!
Charles, looking confused: Pierre, what-
Max, realizing: But I'm better, of course! Did you catch that, Sky Sport?
* Sky Sport cameramen walking away*
Max: Shit, that was close. Thanks Pierre!
Charles: Really Pierre, you saved us there!
Pierre: I swear you'll have to pay me some day..
Lando: Excuse me? I was trying to warn you the whole time!
Pierre: But what exactly triggered the whole flirting-in-public thing?
Lando, handinhg him the camera: Remember Max filming us earlier?
Pierre, watching the video: Oh my God, you guys are hopeless.
Lando, looking at Pierre: Do you think-
Pierre, eyes lightning up: Oh, definitely!
Lando: Number 12?
Pierre: Yes!
Lando, whispering: LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.12 : No talking to each other during the drivers' parade unless there are other drivers around who can save your ass.
Max: That's a bit extreme, we weren't even-
Cameraman: Charles, il video lo cancello, però stai attento! (Charles, I'm going to delete the video, but you be careful!)
Charles: Grazie Tommy, ti devo un favore (Thank you Tommy, I owe you a favor)
Max: Let me guess, he caught us on camera?
Charles, nodding: But he's deleting it. I know the guy from Maranello thankfully!
Lando: Were you saying, Max?
Max: I -
Charles: Maybe we need that rule.
Lando: Oh! And you still need to help me with the footage for McLaren!
Max: Yeah, we definitely do.
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clearlyclairesblog · 2 months
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I'm back from the dead and with a new Lestappen Relationship Rule. Enjoy ♥️
Dinner at the Lestappen penthouse in Monaco.
Charles: (...) and he was trying to make me believe it wasn't his fault!
Max: because it wasn't. I mean, I told you, it was just an inchident!
Charles: * blushing *
Max: * eating him out with his eyes *
Charles: * blushing even more *
Lando: a-ehm
Max:
Charles:
Lando: Guys, I swear, it was the third time this evening this happened. You're out of control.
Charles: What?
Lando: The inchident. You mentioned it twice before now already. And every time you are closer to making out. It's -
Max: come on mate, that's bullshit.
Lando: No mate, it's true.
Charles: Love, perhaps you do have a tendency-
Max: But I don't do it on purpose. It's just-
Lando, eyes widened: don't
Max: it's just-
Lando: Max, I swear to God!
Max: an inchident.
Lando:
Max:
Lando:
Charles: * blushing *
Lando, facepalming: Oh, for fucks sake, here we go. LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.16: You are not allowed to mention the inchident in front of other people more than once per evening.
Max:
Lando:
Charles: Wait, wait, was it really rule number 16?
Lando:
Charles:
Lando: just an inchident.
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clearlyclairesblog · 1 year
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Max: Oh my God Charles, that was amazing!
Charles: Just wait until I'm using both my hands!
...
Max, loudly: Oh Charles, yes! You're so good baby!
Charles, whispering: Shh Max, be quiet! The others are gonna wake up.
Max, snorting: So what babe, we're just having fun! It's not like we're-
* Loud knocks on the door *
Carlos, yelling from the outside: LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.7: NO SEX ALLOWED WHEN THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SAME HOU-
Charles, opening the door, completely dressed: I'm sorry Carlos, I told him to keep it quiet.
Carlos, extremely confused: You were not - what's going on in here?
Max, waving from inside the room: We were doing sim-racing at Baku, Charles did such a hot lap!
Carlos:
Charles:
Carlos: Of course you would - that makes sense for the two of you I guess.
Lando, appearing on scene hugging Carlos from behind: Did you tell them to shut up?
Carlos: Yes, mi amor, don't worry. Just- what rule were we at?
Lando, yawning: 13
Carlos: Bueno. So, hear me out you two! LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.14: no sim-racing in the morning while the others are asleep or Carlos has to deal with a grumpy Lando all day.
Max:
Carlos:
Max: Does this mean we can-
Carlos: Rule n.7 is still valid. Just go back to sleep, Max.
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At a fancy restaurant somewhere in Monaco.
Charles: Look at this dessert, Max! It's so pretty, how can I eat it?
Max: Well, you're very pretty too, Schat, and still I'd eat yo-
Pierre, almost chocking on his food: LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N. 13 : DURING DINNER WE ACT AS RIVALS SO PEOPLE CAN STILL ENJOY THEIR FOOD.
Max:
Charles:
Max: Wasn't that rule number 12?
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Charles, sighing as he turns his Taboo card: Oh come on, this is impossible, all the words are Taboo.
Daniel: Time is running out guys!
Charles: Wait wait wait, I know! Singapore 2022. I wanted to give you a birthday surprise and you-
Max: Whipped Cream!
Charles: Yes! *flips the next card*
Oh! Uhm, Silverstone. We were on the balcony and then-
Max: Candle! Candle wax! Wax!
Charles: Yes Babyyy!
Daniel, putting the timer on pause: Alright . Time to establish this new one. LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N. 5: WE DON'T USE OUR SEX LIFE TO WIN TABOO OR ANY OTHER GAME IF WE STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE OTHER DRIVERS.
Charles:
Daniel:
Charles: Then I don't know how to do this one. I pass.
Daniel, taking a look at the card: What the hell, mate? It literally says "Egg" here.
Max:
Charles:
Daniel: Out of my house! Both of you!
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clearlyclairesblog · 2 months
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The last sentence should’ve been ‘just a coinchedence’
Ooh, thanks anon, I love this version!
Maybe I can work my way around it when I finish my wip with the origin story for all the rules 👀
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hey there! just dropping by to tell you that I love your 'lestappen rules incorrects' so much they give me so much joy!!✨🧡
Hey to you! Thank you so much dear, it makes me so happy to read this, that's the only reason why I write them !!
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