Max: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Charles: It was me.
Max: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Max: bold of you to assume I was even held
Charles:...
Lando:...
Carlos:..
Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this
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Charles: where are we going ??
Max: not WE, me. I’m going
Charles: great! I’ll go get my things :D
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Carlos: Lando... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Lando: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Carlos (shocked)
Carlos: I wrote sanitize, Lando.
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Sebastian: Happy birthday Charlie!
Charles: Thanks Seb.
Carlos: Happy birthday, Lord Percival
Charles: Ah, thanks junior
Pierre: Happy birthday idiot
Charles: Aw, thanks
Max: Go Fuck Yourself Arsehole
Charles, tearing up: I love you too Maxy
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Danny Ric: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Max Verstappen : Because you flip your shit about everything.
Danny Ric: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.
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Y/n: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Y/n: And I started thinking.
Y/n: Like it was just trying to get food.
Y/n: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck.
Y/n: How would I feel.
Lando: *Cuddling Y/n*
Lando: Love, light of my life, what the actual fuck.
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Charles: I'm on top of the world
Lando: You're just sitting in Max's lap
Charles: Max is my world.
Max: That's really sweet, but you're crushing me
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Carlos: *is carrying all the groceries*
Lando: *holds out hand to help*
Carlos: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Lando's hand*
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Daniel: we all have our demons
Daniel grabbing Max: this one’s mine
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Pierre: Charles and I are having a baby.
Yuki: That's gre-
Pierre slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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Oscar, singing to himself: You are the dancing queen, feel the beat of the-
Lando, kicking the door open: TANGERINE
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