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What if Legolas was in Rivendell at the same time Thorin and his company were and just… decided to tag along for a bit bc hey, he was going in that direction (home) anyway, might as well have some company?
Just imagine
A dwarf: *comments about the elves’ vegetarianism after they’ve left rivendell*
Legolas: you do know they were fucking with you right? Elves are not vegetarian.
The dwarves: *suprise pikachu face*
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The company +bilbo+legolas: *getting chased by orcs Again*
Legolas: i though ya’ll said this was supposed to be a secret quest?!
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The group: *breaks into beorn’s house to hide*
Beorn: why are there dwarves in my hou- LEGOLAS WHY ARE YOU HERE?! I’M NOT HIDING YOU FROM YOUR SIBLINGS AGAIN!
Legolas: ✌️
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Gandalf: *leaves the group at the edge of mirkwood forest while speaking cryptically *
Legolas:
Legolas: i know you’re going to do something that’ll piss me off, i can feel it.
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Legolas, rolling up next to bilbo: so, thorin huh?
Bilbo: *chokes on his own spit*
Legolas: no, i get it. It’s the beard right?
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The dwarves: *get captured by the silvans*
Thranduil, to legolas after having interrogated thorin: i don’t suppose you’ll tell me what’s going on?
Legolas: nope
Thranduil: is this one of your whims again?
Legolas: mmmmaaaaybe
Thranduil: *sigh* nothing i do will change the situation, will it?
Legolas: given their head strong personalities, i highly doubt it.
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Bilbo: *gets the one ring*
Legolas: I pretended i do not see.
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Before the botfa
Thranduil: and you are sure you couldn’t have changed the outcome?
Legolas: knowing history and knowing how this world works, yeah, pretty fucking sure.
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porcelainhrts · 3 months
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🕸️ | Prophetess! Reader x MK
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• "Born" from a tree at the Wu Shi Academy, you were found by Raiden, Kung Lao, Johnny, and Kenshi after Kung Lao's hat sliced a nearby tree that revealed a human inside which is you.
Raiden huffed as he wiped away a bead of sweat from his forehead after finishing his daily training with the monks. From the corner of his eye, Kung Lao enters with a huge grin, wider than usual. It made him suspicious. What genius idea does he have in mind now?
And as if the younger could hear his thoughts, Kung Lao beams as he pulls out a razor hat. How the hell he made it, Raiden won't even ask.
"That doesn't look safe," he points out, leaning away cautiously.
"it's genius, Raiden," Kung Lao waves his hand dismissively, trailing his fingers along the hat's sharp edges. He does so carelessly and cuts his fingers, earning himself a hiss and a sigh from his friend.
"See? I told you."
Kung Lao raised a smug brow and the hat was sent flying around, faster than the wind as it cuts through everything it comes across. From the practice dolls, to the stands, and even the tall old tree on the side. The monks ducked, some jumped, few froze, but the genius man stood confidently with pride as it flew back at him, proving his point.
"That's a pretty deep cut," Johnny laughs amusely at the demonstration but as he zooms the camera on the tree's wound, his face drops and his eyes squint.
"I know I'm not much of a plant expert, but I do know plants don't bleed."
Kenshi scoffs. "Has the loss of money and fame driven you insane, Cage?"
"Hey!" Johnny yells, his expression changing from amusement to annoyance. "I have not fallen from stardom!" he claims.
"It's only a temporary setback! When this is all over, I'll eventually find my way back! Like everyone does! When they're lost," he adds as if reassuring himself, his face filled with determination and confidence.
A silent clash ensues between the two and the air tenses as they shoot daggers at each other with their eyes, Johnny's smirk taunting yet Kenshi's brow is threatening. "No, it's really bleeding," Raiden, who has been silently observing, breathes out, staring bewildered at the tree, his eyes wide in confusion.
"Look," he says, pointing to the tree's trunk, which still bleeds profusely.
And as the four men eye the said scene, it is no mistake that the tree is indeed bleeding . The scarlet liquid dirties it's clean wood and as they approach closer, little sniffles could be heard from inside.
"Call Lord Liu Kang."
• You were found nestled within the tree, unconscious and malnourished, with no memory of who you are and how you ended up there or why.
• The first few nights at the Wu Shi were filled with sleepless nights, bothering you with blurry yet bothersome enough to keep you up awake and pacing around your room. Some were concerning, some were scary, and some you would rather not speak of.
• Having enough of all the pent up feelings, you turn to the only thing you knew: weaving. Despite having no recollection of your memories, you knew how to weave— and in those carefully woven fibers tells stories yet to manifest.
• You truly wished not to bother Lord Liu Kang about your weird visions for he had already done enough to provide you a new home, but when you awake from yet another nightmare to find him before you, you knew you can no longer keep it to yourself.
• Despite how weird your story may seem, the God seemed to be unbothered. In fact, it may be small, but you can see the tug of his lips as you speak. You wonder if he knew about this.
• You wanted to ask but a part of you held you back, and so Liu Kang ends the conversation with a "you should get some rest."
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𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: I know her introduction isn't really canon compliant, but let's just pretend it is. Originally, this was written for an oc and is purely self indulgent, but hey, why not let others in on the fun. I apologize if there are grammar mistakes, English is not my mother tongue. I would also like to apologize for the shitty writing because I'm not really a writer. Also, if I were to continue this, I still have no one in mind to pair her up with— comment if you have any suggestions.
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creckar · 5 months
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cemetery14 · 2 months
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thinking about rakuzan treating akashii like an angel thing
i think akashi would notice how much it bothers mayuzumi and hed start playing into it
akashi: im thirsty
kotaro: OH AKASHI ill run and get you something from the vending machine : D
akashi: 👼
akashi: i need a towel
reo: OH SEICHAN use mine! :>
akashi: 👼
akashi: i havent eaten yet
nebuya: WHAT?? here! eat these! you cant skip meals!
akashi: 👼
mayuzumi: im going to burn this place down
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sspacetiime · 2 months
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am i late to this twitter trend
((nvm also happy side order day))
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sseasia · 1 year
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Everything has its time
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urfaveviet · 2 months
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i’ve finally realized that my favorite genre of straight ships is loser boy x girlboss
(some of these are OOC idc)
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noose-lion · 2 years
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*Atsushi and Aktugawa sneaking into house at 2am*
Chuuya, turns in swivel chair: Care to share with me where the two of you have been?
Atsushi: We were with... Uh *looks to Aktugawa who shrugs*...Dazai-san!
Dazai, also turning in a swivel chair: Care to try- *chair keeps spinning* Chuuya help, I can't stop the chair- SHIT! *chair tips*
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I gotta stay big for like maybe another hour before I can be small but cramps hurt, meds & hot water bottle aren't really helping and I wanna be small- I am basically counting down minutes till I can be small properly. Apologies in advance for whatever happens once I'm able to regress
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Saiki was forced to have a sleepover with kaidou once (he willingly said yes hes just dramatic) and they ended up watching several hours of mcr concerts on kaidou's TV
Saiki walked out of that house with a love hate relationship with mcr
But with the realization that he isn't the only autistic bitch in the friend group (it's obvious)
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poorlydrawndamara · 4 months
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// not related to the alive arc at all but I think everyone should see what my friend drew me for my birthday
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apolsup · 4 months
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There's plenty of time
characters: Fionna Campbell, Simon Petrikov, Betty Grof (mentioned)
Pairing(s): Simon Petrikov/Fionna Campbell
a/n: this was supposed to be shorter lmao, I added a few words, changed some. Its still mostly the same ت
I have no idea how to make a good title...
The dark haired man sat in the grass, somewhere close by his new house, having moved from the previous one only a few weeks ago. It didn't really bother him that much, he never got too attached to it anyways. His gaze was lost on the moon, almost feeling like it was looking back at him. The music in the back of his mind present as multiple memories and different thoughts threatened to overwhelm him.
"Hey, dude?" ah, right. When he was about to forget where he was completely lost in his thoughts, Fionna's voice brought him out of them, suddenly grounding him. The blonde leaned towards him, looking up at the taller man with concern and something that resembled determination, because even with her nerves on edge and her skin as red as possible, making her freckles dissapear from foreign eyes, she felt the courage to tell him all those feelings that she had been harboring for months.
"I have something. Something really really important, that I seriously need to tell you" she began, and there was no turning back since his attention was fully on her now, making her feel even more nervous under his curious gaze.
"this may sound a bit weird, or even crazy... But I think that, during all these months I have realized that... That I feel something for you, something different. Something that you could not like, but I really need to tell you this, man. It has been eating me alive for so long and so im tired of hiding how much I like you. Because I do, I- I think I love you, Simon" the tone in her voice demonstrated the seriousness of her words. A tone that the man with the silver streak of hair was not used to hear from the shorter woman.
Simon frowned, his white snowy eyes escaping the baby blue gaze that reflected the dark sky.
"you... I-" he looked for the correct words, visibly shocked by her sudden confesion "this is more complicated than you think, Fionna" he sighed
"My heart has been closed for so long... I don't know if I'm even capable of this anymore. To open myself to someone in that way" his words always being so carefully picked. Fionna then took her companion's hand with determination, sending an electric sensation to the depths of his heart
"give me a chance. Just one chance, man. Let me take care of your heart, let me take care of you, I... I really want to do it" she said, leaning dangerously again over Simon, who, because of his nerves was leaning back, bringing his hands to the wet grass and squeezing it there, searching for the answers to his problems.
Love was a strange thing, wasn't it? It always appears when you least expect it, before you can even realize what it is. To Simon it was like that, in the blink of an eye the woman he saw as a close friend, who he shared a deep bond with became the person his heart and mind ached to be with, to care for, that plead to make happy and in response to be happy with her... To him, the time didn't matter, it wasn't of use, because even with the passing of the months he still couldn't forget about her.
The abysmal distance between them did nothing to appease the growing fire in his soul as well. Even the difference in their ages, that at first made him reconsider his own feelings, was not able to hold him long enough from seeing her in that way, because in the end of the day they were both grown adults, mature enough to make their own choices, adults that met eachother only a few months ago yet they felt like they knew the other from even longer.
And the temptation of those lips was becoming too much for the taller man to handle, with the woman who tormented him every night in his dreams practically on top of his lap, looking for his acceptance and his love. The woman's voice hypnotized him, her gaze made him lose himself in space, and her gentle hands on his own made him shiver.
All of it was too much, so in the midst of the darkness that enveloped them, their lips met in an awkward kiss.
Despite the scratchy wounds on Simon's lips, constantly bitten by the anxiety and stress caused by his life in Ooo, Fionna loved them tenderly, wanting to hold his face and kiss it, wanting to heal his wounded lips with all the love overflowing in her chest, wanting to fill the man with hope in the middle of the emotional desert he had inside of his heavy heart.
As they separated, Simon felt a mix of emotions. Doubt and fear still loomed, along with a bit of guilt for feeling like he was betraying the red-haired woman he had loved for years. But he knew that Betty would never come back, and he knew that even she would agree with him doing this, after all she was the one who gave him the chance to rebuild his life and maybe... Just maybe, this was what he needed. Feeling that his long gone lover was giving him this opportunity with Fionna gave him a glimmer of hope. And when the blonde left his lips she gently caressed his face, looking into his eyes.
"you don't have to accept right away" she told him in a tone he couldn't describe
"I'm willing to wait for you, no matter how long it takes" she intertwined her fingers with his and looked at him, smiling sincerely.
Those words filled the short haired man with gratitude and something he had missed feeling, joy. He realized that, perhaps, this was the right thing, during his weakest moments it was thanks to her that he truly smiled, and maybe with her he could seek a path where he finds himself feeling better, feeling happy.
All of the emotions were too much for him to handle, and his eyes started to let thick tears run freely, letting out a silent sob. It had been so long since he had been able to cry and now he was doing it in front of the woman he wanted to love and take care of, the one that had an understanding smile for him.
So Fionna wrapped her arms around him, letting him let his emotions out as much as he wanted and in turn she felt a pair of arms wrap her waist, a shy and weak grip on her side at first but it became strong as he gained confidence. For hours they held each other in their arms, and in the light of the all knowing moon, they felt that maybe. Just maybe. Things would turn out ok for the both of them.
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cirkuszo · 1 year
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You can smash my carapace
I don't flipper give a ship
Snap my eye stalks off
My life was swimming worthless
Right until you came along
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yourfavepookiebear · 5 months
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Oh yay!! Okay here’s a little request! How would Ace, Malleus, riddle, and vil react with an s/o who has severe insomnia? Like their s/o can go days without sleeping and has extremely red bloodshot eyes? :0 I would also think it’s funny that when they have sleepovers with their s/o they try so hard to stay awake with them but just end up passing out 😭 thank you in advance 🙏🧡
Ok, I'm gonna do some little headcanons !
Thanks for the request ☺
I tried to make it as accurate to canon as possible 😅 sorry if I got anything wrong
also, I'm not too familiar with Riddle and Ace so 😬 and I'm not too happy with how I wrote this, But here you go ! 💛
Tw ?: insomnia, mentions of insomnia, mentions of passing out, mentions of reader fainting, kinda ooc, not accurate, my first requested hcs !
Vil:
He instantly knows you have insomnia the moment he sees your eyes, your tired expression, and the fact that he's never seen you sleep before.
At first he is only worried about how it will affect your looks
But when he realizes this is a severe case, he is concerned for you.
When you pass out, he is very guilty and worried for you.
He feels like it's all his fault, and he feels like trash for noticing how you were trying to stay awake at the sleepover but not doing much to prevent what happened
He then brings you to the infirmary and waits until you've fully recuperated
And when you get better, he starts lecturing you
After that, he starts to take care of you even more than he already did, will make sure it never happens, and looks for remedies.
Maybe he will manage to make a potion that could heal you, after all.
He is determined to at least make you feel better, will definitely do his research.(A LOT of research)
Riddle:
He knows what insomnia is, because of his mother.
If it's after ob Riddle then he will tone down his strictness, will overlook it if you break some rules, will be softer to you, will try not to shout at you
He is concerned for you, will try not to be too loud, and looks after you
Insists on making you sleep
He's so stubborn it's unbelievable
Is determined to find a way to heal you, or at least make you feel better.
When you pass out, he's very clearly worried (he shouted your name in worry and woke Trey up). He brings you to the infirmary with the help of Trey, and watches over you.
Never leaves your side even once
Now even more determined to find a way to heal you.
Depending on if it's after ob or before or he will tone his strictness down a lot
Ace: (idk much about him so)
As everyone knows, he is a bit dumb sometimes. (Let's be honest he's more than just a bit dumb)
So at first when he saw you he assumed you were taking some kind of drug or medicine that caused this. (He thought you were high lmfao)
When he realizes its "just" insomnia, he calms down a bit
Although he is still worried, he will act the same.
Will continue being a crackhead
One day he decides to invite you for a sleepover
And as you were cuddling, you passed out.
He got very worried, he thought he did something wrong
Takes you to the infirmary
Only when the nurse tells him the reason, does he realize it's not his fault or anything he did.
Poor guy didn't even notice how hard you were trying to stay awake and it ended up in you passing out
Will not change his behavior, but will be a bit more caring
Malleus:
He didn't know what insomnia was at first, until he asked Lilia
And he was very (very very very) concerned and worried
He asked Lilia if there were any remedies
(Depending on the severity) If there were no remedies, and if you insisted that you were fine, he wouldn't have intervened against your will.
Is nonetheless determined to find a way to help you
He invites you over for a sleepover
And while he was crushing you in his embrace (not literally) you pass out
Also thinks it's his fault, he thinks you were sick or he hugged you too hard.
Will rush to the infirmary at the speed of light, with you in his arms or on his back
Once he learns that it's because of your insomnia, he frowns, but also internally sighs in relief
He's a bit happy it wasn't his doing, but also sad that you passed out
will DEFINITELY use some powerful spell to force you to sleep (ifykyk)
Not proofread tho, and inaccurate portraying of characters
Thanks again for the request ! I hope you enjoyed It.
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"So I'm home now from Sloth so I owe a little bit more of an explanation I guess"
"I had been experiencing some level of pain in my legs for a few years now, particularly on my left side. I had gone to one doctor a few months ago who referred me to a special foot doctor who I went to see today."
"The special foot doctor asked if I'd fallen at all recently and I told him I had a little bit of a stumble a few months ago on a trip to the Lust Ring to visit Uncle Ozzy and Fizz (OOC: It was a trip to Scotland. I tripped and fell during a tour around Edinburgh) but I hadn't thought much of it because I always have pain."
"The doctor thinks that that could be when the injury happened, which was six months ago."
"I have been given a foot support to keep it from moving around much until I go back in a couple weeks to check it."
"@birdbrained-switch and @caregiver-carmine have already practically forced me onto bedrest so that's what I'm doing. My bedroom door is open if any littles need me but perhaps keep the chaos to a minimum? I can't exactly go chasing littles around for a while"
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christianchasity · 5 months
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me after saying im gonna sacrifice the whole entire population of hatchetfield high:
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