Aw, thanks! I like to think I have good ideas too lol

Also, I have another idea, and probably more I’ll tell you about later

So, and hear me out: what if there was a third yandere to throw into the mix? Imagine a geeky science kid who is also a bit of an outcast, but he’s been friends with the reader for years (or they just met and the reader is nice to him). Imagine this third guy, a smart young scientist who’s probably really good at chemistry. The jock and cheerleader probably aren’t as much since they’re more focused on each other and the reader, as well as their hobbies, than some dumb geeky science stuff. I mean, when are they gonna need to use that in their life? Anyway, this science kid doesn’t stalk the reader or anything. He’s just friendly with them and overall nice to be around. You can’t even tell what he is unless you actually stare into his eyes and see the darkness and obsession inside. The reader probably doesn’t notice that though. They’re just glad to have someone who doesn’t suffocate them with attention and need like the jock and cheerleader. The science kid just takes his time courting the reader, flirting and joking with them. Now, the jock and cheerleader aren’t happy about this, so they probably go to threaten him or just flat out beat him up. They probably corner him in a classroom and threaten to murder him or ruin his life if he tries anything with the reader again. But he’s just completely nonchalant, unbothered by this. He then takes the two off guard by head butting the jock before hurrying off, exiting the classrooms and entering the wall as he slows to a casual walk with his hands in his pockets. The jock and cheerleader probably see red and chase him out of the classroom, pinning him against a locker and beating the living shit (am I allowed to curse?) out of him. This is exactly what he wanted though, as everyone, including teachers and the reader, watch the two most popular people beat up the defenseless science kid. He pulls out crocodile tears just as good as (if not better than) the cheerleader. He says that they just attacked him for no reason, which is exactly what it looks like. The reader probably asks him if he’s okay and stuff while the cheerleader and jock and dumbfounded and fuming.

Kinda decided to go with a bit of a Dexter approach with this character cause I absolutely love Dexter lol

Sorry for rambling again btw

-JustACasualAnon

ooo !! and yes you are allowed to curse haha !!!

i imagine reader would defiantly enjoy being around a person like science nerd yan. jock and cheerleader are just so suffocating, so being around someone like him would be like a breath of fresh air!

and they would not enjoy the liking you have to him. they're both very jealous and possessive and would most defiantly threaten him. going off of the scenario you said, jock would probably try to chase after him, and as pissed as cheerleader is as well, he'd hold his boyfriend back. their reputation is very important. it's the main reason they can get away with so much.

i do think people would be able to see the tension between them though !

Did you used to draw Gorillaz fanart? Your style reeks of it

o i JUMPED

If any of you ever end up becoming famous authors in the future and I somehow end up recognising your writing style I pinky promise I’ll take your secret to the grave, no one will know you used to write about fictional dudes deepthroating each other in coffee shop AU’s except you and me 🤝

Not to be controversial but the way some feeders expect feedees to eat is nothing short of unhinged and I don't mean that positively lol. Maybe I'm just too soft but why do some feeders think it's genuinely sustainable for the average feedee to eat like 10,000 calories a damn day EVERY day? To eat literally Everything in their house regardless of grocery funds or other people living with them? To order out Every Single Fucking Day like that shit isn't crazy expensive? Think it's genuinely sustainable to be stuffed to the point of pain at Every meal ever?? Idk man sometimes I feel like some feeders get so horny they forget to think with their brains and acknowledge that most people don't have the resources, funds, or physical capability to perform some of the things the hard-core gainers in this scene do and it's really irritating to navigate around lol

I just realized something kinda annoying about engstars, they let Ra*bits call Nazuna "Ni-chan", but Eichi is referred to as "Brother Eichi" :/ I wish they'd just stick with one rather than make it confusing (especially for people that only have/use the official translation)

Brother eichi sounds like they're in a monastery i'll never get over that. I hear gongs in my head every time i read it. Im sorry to anyone that only uses the official translation though:( for many reasons i wont get into cuz i think i'll sound annoying if i do. Anyway. Rinne and Niki calling Anzu sister is funny tho, i'll give eng that, it adds a vague 2010s american gay layer to their characters that was definitely not intentional but it's there now

WAIT DOES THIS MEAN PHANTYLIA MIGHT BE IN THE PART 2 CELEB AU OMG?? BYEEE the anon that said godzilla phantylia 😭😭😭😭😭 with her height i think she'd be more of a model cus gat dayum they want 7'2 women on the list 💀🔥 and can i be 🐬 anon 🙏

No, Phantylia being written in part 2 of the fic isn’t canon. BUT, she will be included in the Celebrity AU anyways, since I write for her and I do have some ideas for her! :D

Phantylia being a model is also an idea I had since she’s so freaking tall. She’s one of the tallest female models out there actually, and because of this, she’s gartered quite the fame amongst other celebrities, even if she doesn’t act as often 😅

I imagine that Reader probably met Phantylia while on a modeling gig together. Phantylia probably found Reader super cute and adorable, as Reader had little to no experience in modeling, prior to meeting Phantylia 💕

My main fandom is actually mainly aroace characters, sex or romance are never even brought up. Unfortunately that comes from them all being robots and, according to the lore guy, "robots cannot reproduce therefore they have no need for romantic attraction". So yea, not the most optimal circumstance. In addition it's also a toy theme so it's not for everyone's taste. Of course the fandom still ships and there are people creating overtly horny character designs, so there's really no winning there. I used to be more on board with shipping but have recently realised that I don't actually like it much anymore.

...God I could make a bingo out of this

Characters are only "aroace" by circumstance and are not humans because it truly takes being a machine or an alien to not feel romantic or sexual attractions, no way a human can be that way? Check.

There being a possibility that the author themselves don't know the concept of aro people and ace people and just made things that way by accident and definitely not for rep? Check.

People not caring and lewding/romanticizing them anyway? Dingdingdingdingding

Every time

HI ORII!!

*Hammer is some sort of ink person..?*

@theoneandonlyhammeranon

*origami looks up, first looking at firey, then at hammer. she slowly stands up, keeping her eyes on hammer while she slowly puts the partially folded paper in her place.*

heyyy, hammer. you, uh, you look... different. did you, uh, do something different with your, uh, hoodie today?

can you draw more morro? your style is hella neat and i think he’d look very cool with your style.

someone come pick up their emo son

Yeah, I kinda figured as much. I’m honestly not sure the route I’d go. Guess it would really depend on how I’m feeling on that specific day. Some days I might be like ‘leave me the fuck alone’ and other days I might be like ‘so uh, can I have cuddles?’

And no need to apologize! I totally understand! Role playing is not for everyone and I can respect that :)

-JustACasualAnon

cheerleader and jock will try and persuade you to be more affectionate with them by giving you that pouty, needy, begging puppy face. they don't stop until you give into them <3 (or they just settle for holding onto you tightly while you just stare off into space wondering what you did that lead you up to this moment)

Dya have any more headcanons for sampard?

Maybe ideas on how they fell for one another. Would you see it as an X fell first but Y fell harder or a flirting for fun but realising you've caught feelings?

Or have ya got an entirely different view on it! :D Oooooo. Do you perhaps have a timeline for how they traverse the "enemies" to friends to lovers stages.

Can you tell I love all your ideas and headcanons T-T

thankyou anon i am ghglg. im in love w u now. yes i have Many Ideas bout these two bastards like i have so many thoughts you cannot believe. like i have a post drafted where i write hcs when im bored and headin to class lkshglhg. heres some hcs

sampo falls in love first. very, very early in when he is new to the planet and is just drawing the attention of the silvermanes. It's not exactly some 'love at first sight' thing its more like the first time gep almost catches him sampo thinks 'oh he's cute' and a few times after that he's like 'wait im enjoying this. a lot.' and its downhill from there

whether sampo Realizes it is another thing tho. i can see him just enjoying the attention and thrill of evading the silvermanes and not realizing his disappointment when gepard isnt there is cuz hes infatuated w gepard.

but he Would realize it. at some point itd hit him like. why he enjoys the chase so much n lets himself Almost get caught. why hes memorized gep's schedule and where he patrols the most. and it hits him n hes like 'oh fuck. what the fuck. holy shit.... well anyways.'

(probably freaks out to seele over drinks but he's too incomprehensible through his tears n she has no clue what hes whining about)

Sampo flirts and teases gepard unabashedly, kisses grenades before throwing them into gep's arms, saying 'woah youre so strong geppie' while gep punches the wall behind him narrowly missing his face, leaves notes with lipstick marks on em at crime scenes, all that stuff.

but for sampo. it isnt supposed to actually Go anywhere. he knows he likes gepard more than he should and its kinda just to scratch that itch in his heart yknow.

sampo very much thinks that. gepard is the captain of the silvermanes, a wellknown and noble person in belobog, and sampo's a slimy secretive conman that just enjoys pushing the captains buttons. theres no hope for anything more so he might as well enjoy flustering the captain right?

gepard on the other hand. doesnt allow himself to really think of sampo as anything else but a criminal. it takes a long Long time for him to realize he even feels anythin for him

gepard does look forward to trying to bust sampo, though, in a sort of frustrated way. sometimes the front lines or patrols are so monotonous and sampo's tendency to appear whenever gep's bored out of his mind is impressive

he is insistant on arresting sampo and 'bringing him to justice' to an obsessive degree, though. he's not even typically assigned to investigating criminal cases but he has basically inserted himself into bein the lead investigator of any sampo related case now

(intelligence officers and detectives and other silvermane's are so used to it now. they could be investigating a house fire or a break in, find a note with lipstick marks on it and curly writing, and they all just sigh and call gepard.)

sometimes other worry that his insistence on arresting sampo and how dedicated to it is concerning. they ask why he hates sampo so much n he just says 'hes the most prolific criminal in belobog and needs to be apprehended'

(he cant say he hates him, though. for some reason. he cant figure out why he thinks about sampo so much. he just figures its to arrest him)

gep finds himself starting to relax when sampo sends him on wild goose chases n they both leave other guards in the dust. its probably not intentional, how sampo always seems to draw him away to somewhere quiet and secluded when his head is killing him or he's stressed or exhausted.

(its intentional)

sampo falls first, but gepard is absolutely the one who initiates.

i imagine it'd take... something for gepard to reconsider sampo and let himself think about sampo outside of his criminal record

during a chase out in the snow plains, just sampo laughing and taunting him as gep tries to hunt him down, they get bombarded by fragmentum monsters

sampo holds his own; he fights with a sort of viciousness gep has never seen from him. his bombs arent just smoke, but powerful explosives that shatter fragmentum. he's insanely fast and doesnt even break a sweat. but as soon as theyre all dead he pretends he's exhausted and that gep needs to carry him back to the city before giggling and vanishing.

gepard realizes that this whole time sampo has been holding back. he realizes that sampo could easily cut through the silvermanes, use his lethal bombs or easily outpace gepard and outrun him.

he starts thinking about other things sampo does; how natasha mentions he delivers medicine to him, how lynx sometimes talks about finding supplies and food in hidden ruins and obvious places around her camp, or the notes sampo leaves and how they sometimes give hidden hints about other criminal operations the silvermanes have been tryin to investigate.

he doesnt know what to make of it, what sampo wants or why he's doing this. the next time sampo sends him running through abandoned streets in belobog he slows down, realizes that sampo also slows to his pace so gepard keeps chasing him.

gepard asks point blank at some point, what in the hell sampo wants from him, why he's doing this. sampo doesnt know how to answer. just shrugs and says hes just trying to have some fun.

from then on gepard and sampo's 'chases' tend to... dissolve. sometimes gepard just sits down and takes a moment to forget about being the captain, to relax. Sampo acts like a skittish, stray cat who's ready to bolt until he eventually relaxes as sits by gepard too.

gepard collects all sampo's notes, all the fragments of his bombs with the hearts painted on metal shells, and keeps them as 'evidence' in his desk.

sampo pushes his luck constantly; as soon as gepard relaxes or gives him any room to get closer, he takes and takes as much as he can get.

gepard catches sampo, entirely on accident, when he's off duty. climbing out of a window or something. and sampo freezes but gepard just says 'hey i'm not working now, i can't arrest you.'

(they both know it's a lie. being out of uniform never stopped gepard before.)

sampo starts just appearing more and more around gepard when he's off duty, showing up walking alongside him like he's been there the whole time, or just 'passing by' when gep is in the florist's shop.

gepard leaves his window open. sampo takes the invitation and crawls in and strange hours when gepard cant sleep. he just sits on the couch or a chair or stands there like he is a foreign intruder. gepard just nods and makes him some tea.

when it would hit gepard, that he's in love with sampo and has been for a while, he'd just blurt it out. 'huh. i think ive fallen in love with you'. and sampo would erupt into flames and kiss him so hard his lips bruise

Ketheric was going to be recruitable???

Yep. He was intended to be a companion, here's the article: https://www.ign.com/articles/baldurs-gate-3-director-reveals-one-surprising-villain-that-used-to-be-playable

Ngl I'm just beyond disappointed that anyone in that dev team thought cutting this was a good idea. Especially when we know they went out of their way to add in a someone who wasn't put in this game as a companion and wasn't intended to be one initially, while Ketheric was, even more so because of how half baked it was. I'm baffled and gutted that this was worth keeping to them, while Ketheric, who is far more plot significant, was not.

You can still play up to getting to persuade him which was where he was meant to join you and idk why the fuck they left that in then.

I honestly wish they would stop fucking talking about what they cut now that they've abandoned the game.

oh you want me to bring my friends now, hm? pretty girl bodies all soft and flushed with pleasure? pressed together? feeling each other? dripping with so, so much cum?

Saw Paul’s story and ran straight here BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS LOOKING THAT FINE AND BARTENDING OH MY GOD

GAHHHH

SWEETHEART?? HONEY??? DARLING???? LOVE????????

Romantic headcanon for Mario?

♡ romantic headcanon

Mario is a hopeless romantic all the way. He believes in soulmates. He never really went on many dates in high school because he wanted something serious and the girls he liked were wanting to keep it casual (which he understood, but that’s just not his thing). When he’s with Peach, he goes out of his way to make her feel loved everyday. Every morning she’s awakened with a soft kiss. He’s always giving her flowers and singing to her while they cuddle. He will always tell her how much he loves, even if he’s said it a million times before.

The second he laid eyes on the princess, he just knew deep down that he was made for her

"It's okay, little buddy. Hypnosis isn't scary. Al had hypnotized me before and I'm alright!" Owen happily said to Noah. "I think you should let Al help you conquer your fear. I'll be right beside you, so nothing embarrassing will happen to you, I promise."

Noah hesitated, looking at Alejandro with a mixture of fear and suspicion. The other contestants, sensing the tension, nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, man. We'll all be here with you. You're not going to be alone." Tyler said.

Finally, Noah relented, feeling the pressure of his peers. "Alright, fine. But you better keep your word."

Alejandro grinned, his white teeth gleaming in the dim light. "Of course, Noah. You have my word."

Alejandro began to swing his necklace back and forth in front of Noah's face, the hypnotic movement calming his nerves. "Look at the pendant, Noah. Watch it go back and forth, back and forth. You're feeling more relaxed already, aren't you?"

Noah's eyes followed the pendant, mesmerized despite his best efforts to resist. "Yeah… it's… calming…" he muttered.

Alejandro smiled, his voice steady and soothing. "That's right, Noah. You're feeling very calm and relaxed right now. Your fears are beginning to fade away. You're starting to trust me. When I count to three and snap my fingers, you're going to fall asleep. One… Two... Three."

As Alejandro snapped his fingers, Noah's body relaxed completely, and his breathing deepened as he slipped into a deep sleep. Noah had a peaceful smile on his sleeping face. The other contestants watched with bated breath.

"Sleep well, mi amgio... He's going to need his rest now," whispered Alejandro. "But don't worry, I'll make sure that he's safe."

Most of the contestants nodded and walked out of the room.

Owen however hesitated. "... But I promised Noah that I would be right beside him when he wakes up."

"And you are a wonderful friend for doing that, but if you say or do something that wakes Noah up, it might reverse my work." Alejandro lies, looking at Owen with false patience.

Owen nervously looks at the sleeping Noah, then he sighs. "Okay then... If you say so, Al... I trust you."

Why does Owen feel like he's making a mistake?

As Owen left, Alejandro remained behind, standing over Noah. The Hypnotist whispered softly in Noah's ear, his voice like silk, "You're going to be so useful to me, Noah. You're going to help me achieve great things. You understand that, don't you?"

Noah's eyes still remained closed, but then he nodded slightly.

"Good boy. Now, let's put some more ambition in your mind, shall we?" 😈

anon, you can't just post an au fic of an au fic in my inbox and NOT expect me to go feral.

10/10, please post to ao3 so i can give you kudos. 👏