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forecast0ctopus · 30 days
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AN-TI-BO-DIES
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…I can’t believe twilight managed to have just of a creative solution as the Kane chronicles did for solving their love triangle (Twilight with Renesme, the Kane chronicles with having one of the guys host the other guy (who’s a god) in his body and them both dating the girl).
So, about imprinting on your mate. What would happen if the imprint died? Would the werewolf go insane?
Also, what do the other characters thinks both Renesme? Does Bella’s dad know about her being a vampire now? (Isn’t Charlie a cop or something?$
I am so lost as to who everyone is besides like the ones you explained and I am so confused that I can’t even begin to have questions. Thanks for giving me more knowledge about twilight then I ever thought I would have /lh /hj
Hope that you are having a good day, and are at least getting some amusement by my lack of knowledge about Twilight
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Smeyer sure did do something, that's for sure! Something definitely happened! Also I don't remember much about the Kane chronicles (it's been a few years), but I remember glossing over that when it happened. But now looking back WOW that was wild. two love interests? combine them into one (1) person
As for what happens in the imprintee dies, it would be extremely emotionally distressing and painful--as is any death. But there's nothing specific that would happen to the werewolf different from any other loss. They'd be miserable and grieving, and probably would never be the same. The one difference is that wolf packs have telepathic connections, and they aren't in control of them. It's a constant, complete sharing of thoughts with everyone in your pack when you're in wolf form--no privacy. So not only would the affected wolf be suffering, but so would everyone else because they'd be exposed to that mentally. Also, since killing the imprintee of another wolf is against their most sacred law, the two wolves would fight to the death should the law be broken (the one who killed/helped kill them and the one whose imprintee was killed).
And all the other characters love Renesmee! She's adored by the Cullen family and Charlie (I can't remember if Renee knows about Renesmee atm, but she'd also love her), and practically everyone who meets her falls in love with her and adores her. In book 4 they collect a couple dozen other vampires to witness Renesmee aging and serve as witness against the Volturi (vampire royalty who enforce the laws, eg those about immortal vampires and were coming to punish the Cullens), and like all of them just think she's the sweetest thing. The only people who aren't sold are the other wolves. Jacob's unique because he's imprinted on her, and Seth (one of Jacob's pack, he's the fandom's cinnamon roll) has no problem with her or vampires. But Leah (the other person in Jacob's pack, Seth's sister, the only female werewolf currently) is not happy about it, but respects Jacob just enough as her alpha to not fight it. But the other pack, Sam's (Jacob's former pack before he and the others broke off), doesn't really like it at all. They just can't do anything about it without breaking their sacred law, and Sam (the other pack's alpha) has less authority than Jacob, because Jacob's genetically more alpha than him.
As for Charlie (who is the Chief of Police in Forks), he doesn't know the specifics, he just knows that something's up. He saw Bella post transformation, and went "hey how about you don't tell me what's going on" and so they didn't. He's content to know she's safe and happy after confirming she knew everything she was getting herself into from the beginning, and would rather not deal with all the supernatural and just turn a blind eye to that. He's just glad he still has Bella in his life (they were planning to leave forever to protect him), even if he's not the biggest fan of her choice of partner. He also knows there's something up with Jacob (he got naked and shifted in front of him), but has also requested to Not Know Any More About That Thanks.
I think it's funny that you say you know have more twilight knowledge than you ever though you'd have, but there's so so much I'm omitting and not even getting into rn. I am having fun with your lack of knowledge!! I love reciting the story to people :)
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soranker · 7 months
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some guy i saw at the funky bar...........
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bloominglegumes · 18 days
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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 months
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"I think, therefore, I AM."
(work in progress lineart post here)
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gherkinlizard · 27 days
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oh how indeed ezra... how indeed
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nat-20s · 5 months
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14 and Donna textposts
+ A bonus 15
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maudiemoods · 5 months
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Reblog to kiss sun and moon fnaf !!
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uzurakis · 15 days
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hi kiara! can you please make a continuation of “their act of intimacy” but with gojo, toji, and sukuna? i melted the first time i read them with the other characters 😭 hope you have a good day ahead of you ❤️
THEIR ACT OF INTIMACY?
featuring: gojo satoru. ryomen sukuna. toji fushiguro.
n. aaa thanku for liking the previous one! this is for you nonnie <3 didn’t really proofread cause i’m running late on sleep lol. PART ONE HERE :0
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GOJO SATORU. gojo finds it calming when you both take a shower together. however, his notion of "calming" may differ from the ordinary. instead of drowsing in warm water and doing all those private things such as soaping his back and shampooing his hair, you and him sometimes have other spontaneous ideas in mind.
as the warm water cascaded down, you couldn’t help but feel a sense of closeness that's as comforting as it is exhilarating. satoru, with his irrepressible charm and mischievous grin, stood beside you, his presence filled the space with a playful energy.
"ah, feels like heaven," he sighed, whilst eyes gleaming with shenanigans. you chuckled, reaching for the shampoo. “don’t start a water fight again, satoru. let us enjoy a nice and relaxing—“
but before you could react, a splash of water hit you square in the face, causing you to sputter and laugh. “gotcha!" the man exclaimed, his laughter echoed through the tiled walls.
"it’s sooo on now!" you declared, retaliating with a splash of your own.
and just like that, the bathroom transformed into a battleground, with water flying in every direction as you both engaged in your playful antics. amidst the laughter and the splashing, there's an undeniable sense of joy that filled the room.
"careful, satoru," you warned, dodging his playful advances, "you're going to get soap in your eyes."
but he just grinned. "not before you get ‘em first, babe.”
and so, you guys continued your playful banter. soaked to the bone and grinning from ear to ear, gojo satoru defines his own calming moments with you.
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RYOMEN SUKUNA. your boyfriend is a big guy, or so he believes before you swoop in and baby him. does he resist? yes. but will he eventually agree? absolutely.
the aroma of freshly cooked pasta filled the air as you stood in the kitchen. across the room, your boyfriend, sukuna, leaned against the counter, watching you with a bemused expression. you took a small portion with a spoon in hand, "say 'a' for me, sukuna.”
"hell nah.” his face was holding back the disgust. “you know, i can feed myself, right?"
"come on, baby, just one bite," you urged, eyes pleading. he hesitated for a moment, then sighed, giving in to you. “no—tsk, fine.”
“just this once.”
as he reluctantly opened his mouth, you couldn't help but suppress a giggle at the sight of him being spoon-fed like a child. your boyfriend’s cheeks flushed with embarrassment, and he quickly swallowed the pasta, avoiding your gaze.
"see, that wasn't so bad, was it?" you teased, unable to contain your amusement.
he grumbled something unintelligible in response, but as you proceeded to feed him, he took every piece and never turned it down until the last bite.
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TOJI FUSHIGURO. toji never declines your offer to groom him. he rarely takes attention to his appearance, whereas you insist on cleaning up him up and do it with your own hands. at first, he doesn't think of it as intimate thing because isn’t it just about cutting and shaving? but as time goes on, he understands how much you value him and treasures the time you spent solely on him.
the soft glow of evening light filtered through the curtains, casting a warm hue over the cozy living room. toji sat on the couch, his unkempt hair falling into his eyes. you watched him from afar with a fond smile tugging at your lips.
“toji,” you called out. “your hair has gotten longer than the last time i remember.” he chuckled softly, already accustomed to this routine. "is it that time again?"
with scissors and a comb in hand, you approached him with a smile. “c’mere, sit down, baby.”
letting a shrug plus a grin, the man complied, settling onto the stool you'd placed in the middle of the room. as you draped a towel around his shoulders, his eyes met yours in the mirror.
"you know, i understand why you enjoy doing this so much.” he admitted, leaning back as you began to comb through his hair.
"you know why?” you replied, your voice soft as you worked. "it's about taking care of each other, babe. showing love in the little things."
he fell silent at your words, mulling them over as you continued to trim away stray strands. gradually, the tension seemed to melt from his shoulders, replaced by a sense of ease and contentment.
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@uzurakis — requests are open! <3
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xulips · 11 months
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clearly, they have the same opinion on being "casual"
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derpycatsu · 6 months
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fart dump first one is a redraw of this the rest showed up at my door in a wet cardboard box
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tequiilasunriise · 1 year
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“Why is Raven so awkward in this scene??”
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You fools, does ‘like mother like daughter’ mean nothing to you?? Yang inheriting her Genetic Chronic Gay Disaster Disease™️ from her deadbeat bird mom IS CANONNN alrighty these two dumbasses have NO CLUE how to act around the girls they’re so heavily whipped fer
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anakinstwinklebunny · 1 month
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Dad selfie vibes again
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panukkie · 5 months
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working late
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willczek-art · 5 months
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Did someone say Linda Monroe? (and Gary Goldstein, attorney at law?)
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n4rval · 3 months
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your gaster looks very friendly. i would pat him on the head but im too short
i know what you want anon dnw i got u
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