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trashpuppyy · 9 months

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i redesigned him just to avoid drawing shirt collars

#this is more old art and im pleased to say i still have a redesign of him to avoid the shirt #its not as ugly as this one tho dw #trashpuppyytart #nightmare sans #dreamtale #dreamtale sans #undertale au #ut au #undertale aus #utmv #utmv fanart #sans au #undertale au fanart #au sans #au undertale #undertaleau #reposting old art

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get-more-bald · 3 months

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okay I DO love 15..........just wish he was a bit lamer is all

#the doctor is LAME and CRINGE. to me #i LOVE him tho......#the goblins were charming in that ugly as fuck say. goblin king was rightfully creepy #new effects are cool. i like ruby in general #mrs flood is kind of interesting ig #i have my issues but like. its doctor who. theres always gonna be Issues lmfao #tho i also have issues with people who say 'its camp it doesnt have to be good'#like it doesnt Have to be good all the time every time but is it too much to ask that its Good. please #but also look up camp and tell me thats what current doctor who is. lmfao. dw should do better if it wants to be camp #like dont get me wrong i loved it and it did get my hopes up for the new season #slay #also i didn't really enjoy the gloves. i hope they dont give the doctor any new gadget #the ropes thing was cool #the new screwdriver had me saying 'this shit looks yonic af' lol #well. tbe previous ones were quite a bit phallic sometimes #its not even me saying that its the writers saying that

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wonyrs · 7 months

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౨ৎ like the movies

pairing enha hyungs x fem reader genre fluff , established relationship, scenarios warning cursing

lee heeseung | embarrassing and embarrassed

will definitely yell out "I LOVE YOU" in the loudest voice he can muster up before dropping u off to class and won't leave until u yell it back. he does this with the most shit eating grin ever

he's so dreamy when ure together but sometimes he just gets that burst of energy where he absolutely NEEDS to do something that makes u question why u even liked him

"um she asked for no pickles 🤓☝️"

he buys u guys those ugly "if lost return to her" "hi im her" shirts and forces u to wear them everytime u go on a date

unironically likes it and is a proud matching shirt buyer

everytime u post he'll spam ur comments with all the compliments in the entire world, tags all his friends and old people he doesn't even know saying shit like "hey this is my gf you know my gf go follow my gf"

"hey babe does my hair look good?" and its a picture of him smoldering, showing off his godly jawline. probably thinks hes the sexiest guy alive (he is)

park jongseong | chivalrous and princess

u guys saw that one vlog w his mom? jay literally gave her the more appetizing plate while he just dumped everything on his

opens the car door, cooks ur meals, helps u w hw, and even buys ur parents flowers everytime he visits

"open the door for a big surprise (not clickbait)!" and he doordashed u ur fav foods after his spidey sense told him u felt down

ok i imagine him buying a 100-recipe cook book and making every dish whenever u stay over

"but babe i'm ful-" "please just one more, i promise this will be the last"

spoiler alert- it's not! dw tho, extra servings get sent to ur friends/family. ur mom teaches him some of her special recipes while ur dad is his assistant chef (taste tester)

he's a gentleman, yes thats true. but once u too get real comfortable w/ each other is when the side of chivalry u never knew existed revealed itself

he pampers u when ure tired but still likes to tease u if he sees the oppurtunity to. ex: massaging ur legs after an intense cardio workout, "ur feet are smelling kinda stinky. no need to worry, i'll lick the dirt away for u babe 😉 " NASTY.

he pays for all ur cafeteria meals and always says something along the lines of "let's go out on saturday, except ure paying for everything"

do u ever end up paying? no.

he'll distract u the moment ure at the counter and pays w his card before u can even look back. "i guess they gave us a free discount for being their best customers 🤷" u know what he did even if he won't admit

it's okay, u buy him a cheeseburger using ur free mcdonalds app awards

sim jaeyun | rizzler and rizzed

no lies here: sim jaeyun is the dreamiest man ever

casually explaining to him what happened in ur day blah blah, u look to ur right and the softest eyes are staring at u with so much love u almost combust

but not only was he staring at u, bro was unconsciously licking his lips, tilting his head and holding ur fingers so delicately like it might break any second (cute and sexy?) u had to stop talking for a sec and scream into ur hand

ESP AT SCHOOL DUDE he'll run to u after a soccer match and hug u so tight ur friends start puking

like ewww sweat but at the same time omggg ur bf's sweat 😝 u still have to push him off before u starting stinking too tho

he's defo the type to lift his shirt up to wipe the sweat off his face and it kills u everytime... u look to see if anyone's looking before snapping a quick pic (who wouldn't)

when u guys r studying together, he'll either pull u by the waist or by ur chair so u can get closer to him without having to stand up

struggling to see the paper? no need to fear, dikeu is here :3

he'll slide his hand (purposely) under ur shirt and scooch u over to his side of the table, never even stopping the conversation

mind u, his hand is still on ur waist

park sunghoon | socially awkward and socially awkward

ur relationship makes ur friends giggle at how silly u guys r

imagine: blah blah blah ure in a really interesting conversation with ur boyfriend and someone interrupts, asking if u guys did the hw last week

"oh uh" "uhm" "idk" "sorry" UR REPLIES. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

cue the intense eye contact until that person leaves the room. then u go back to whatever u were talking about. "so yeah lebron should honestly retire this season"

since u have all classes together, ur teachers always make sure to pair u up as partners since no WAY in hell will either of u be able to talk to someone else willingly

if ur friend group isn't at the cafeteria, the top 3 lunch spots would be @ the field, rooftop, or back of the classroom

when u accompany him to skating/dance practice, all u do is record him reviewing a program or choreo and silently cheer him on

both ur parents share concerns about u two not having any friends at/outside of school 😢

no one really knows that yall r talking about the weirdest shit during class... they just think ure being little nerds and working on math answers

"messi is literally better than ronaldo what are u on about boy" "ok buddy but who has more insta followers" "HOW IS THAT RELEVANT TO THE WORLD CUP"

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shakirawastaken · 1 year

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dsmp if... they were teachers!

they are all high school teachers

dream: stats - gives his class random stats facts about each exam they take - “the median was 25.8% and the mean was 50% and the mode was 72% andt he t-test showed the results were statistically significant” - wears a green button up formal shirt . every day. with different shades of green - tries to tame his hair every morning but we’ve all seen that shit. its a mess its so fluffy - you try to fix it in the morning but by the time he gets to school its fucked - “whats the probability mr wastaken’s hair is gonna be tamed today? i bet 5 dollars on 13.2%” “...i hear you guys you know” - is always 20 minutes early - never more than that tho - speedruns grading tests - if a kid is slacking in class, he makes sure that reflects on his grade - he has this big project each year where he asks all the kids to make a project that relates stats to their real life - his favorite thing ever - he’ll come home and be like “dear, tubbo had this amazing idea, the kids are so innovative” - tearing up cause his students - best friends with sapnap - u make him a lunch every day and he just trades it with sapnap - everyone thinks hes in an affair with george but he tells them everytime that he has a lovely s/o at home - one of the teachers everyone has a crush on - is always standing at his desk like in front of it and leaning back - does not use the whiteboard he just has slideshows - the room is sparsely decorated - its mainly old projects that people did - has a wall with all the cards and stuff kids gave him, its behind his desk

sapnap: pe/ basketball + football coach - bro - he’s the type of coach/teacher that when he has one of his atheletes in his class he’s RUTHLESS - “pick it up tommy!! is this how you’re gonna be in the game on friday!!! i hope not!!” - jokingly ofc - if ur not one of his athletes he’s nice dw - still makes everyone call him coach tho - how on earth do u spell athletes i think that’s right - will let you sit out if he can tell ur hurting - knows when a kid is faking it - BUT if you use the “im on my period” trick he doesn’t even question it - “coach im on my period” “okay ur good sit out for today” - likes giving romance advice for some reason - “coach :((( jared blh blah [insert problem]” “omg okay here’s what u do” - pretends he’s in a relationship with karl (u know about it ofc) - so when u show up to one of his games and kiss him all the players are like - “YOURE NOT DATING MR JACOBS” and he just laughs and kisses you again - wears shorts or sweats with a tshirt no matter what - “im a pe teacher fuck professional” - makes fun of dream for like no reason - his favorite unit is the flag football unit and his least favorite is the line dance one - but uses it as an opportunity to play country music and visit his roots amen - just imagine sapnap teaching u line dancing HAAHAH okay im done here

george: comp sci - doesnt give a shit about lesson planning - shows up, glances at the syllabus and just jumps into it - it ends up working in the end - believes in a work to learn method - he doesnt teach, he assigns projects and helps the kids out - so if the kid is like comp sci EXPERT they can just pop off and george doesnt have to worry - but if the kid struggles a bit heres there to help :] - the whole room is blue cause thats all he can see - he looks so uncomfortable when he wears like long sleeve button ups so you unbutton the first one every morning before he leaves - refuses to wear casual clothing to school ever - unless its pajama day ayeeee - once he was teaching the whole class how to download something or some shit and forgot to stop sharing his screen - so he went to text you he was like “doing good love? see you later :]” - and everyone was like - “MR NOTFOUND??” and he was like “wot.” “YOURE NOT DATING MR WASTAKEN??” “no ofc not mr wastaken is ugly” - cue the sounds of breaking glass from mr wastaken’s room - he has a tv on display outside his classroom where he showcases his student’s work - for his final he just gives them a theme and says “go off” - they could make a video, a game, a simulator - whatever they want - 1) its less work for george 2) its more entertaining - once made them all code valentine’s day gifts for you - you teared up ngl - seems like he doesnt care but wants all his kids to succeed - is REALLY good at being patient and helping a kid out but loses all that patience when it comes to other teachers (sapnap, quackity)

karl: chem - absolutely loves the science goggles look. has them on his head always - also lab coats with sweater vest period ahh period uhh - only doesnt give a second shit about any other science but chemistry - loves lab days like on GOD - the man lives for the one lab where u put sticks w diff elements in the fire and watch the fire change color - guys i swear im a stem major - sapnap comes to watch that lab everytime. every period. even if he has a class - knows sapnap pretends to date him and reciprocates it all through the year - but theres that one kid who remembers his “get to know me” slideshow at the beginning of the year where he had a picture of you two - “mr jacobs..i dont believe ur dating coach sapanp” “whaaaat, pshhh, u lying” - makes so many chemistry jokes with you - “hey baby i think we got chemistry” *giggles manically* “why did you say that” “its literally my job” - cue a thumbs up from u and an eye roll from him - genuinely loves being a teacher tho - the interaction he gets with students >>> - he loves the feeling when a student comes up to him after class or even after theyre finished with his classes and go “hey what you taught me really helped” - loves it when a student keeps in contact with him, making him tear up and shi

quackity: spanish - this one was quite..obvious - chaotic teaching style, it doesnt work for everyone - but ITS FUN - lives on teaching through games - kahoots, quiz, scavenger hunt, anything to get out of a slideshow he’ll do - and he figures it out - his quizzes and tests are generally harder than what the games cover but hes a fair grader like he gets that he made it harder - LMFAO HAS A UNIT WHERE HE TEACHES FLIRTS AND SHIT IN SPANISH - brings u in to teach - LMFAOOO “hola amor” “hi?” “what does that mean class” “hi love” “wtf” - laughs maniacally - also this scenario - “hey mr q can i get extra credit for this” “for what” “ *student swears agressively in spanish*” “....yeah ill give u some points dont tell principal phil” - jokingly pines over both coach sapnap and mr jacobs - “guys coach sapnap *heart eyes* and mr jacobs *heart eyes*” “please just teach us spanish” - but everyone knows its a joke and ur it for him - he LOVES the food unit - he borrows the kitchens from the home ec room to teach people how to make traditional spanish foods - but GODDAMN he cant cook - so it ends badly - also he has a thing on his wall for the fifa world cup where its like an elimination thing - face painted his face the mexican flag when the game happened - was this close to cancelling class when mexico was out

wilbur: theater - i wish he was MY theater teacher in high school - one of the only non-toxic teachers - wears a long ass coat i forgot the name - TRENCHCOAT. for dramatics. its giving severus snape - always wants to put on musicals but phil said “you can only do one musical per year” - does that tik tok trend where he has a wall of musicals and rips one off each day and the last one standing is the one they put on - tries so so so hard to get the rights to hamilton, doesnt obviously - so he does stuff like in the heights, dear evan hansen, etc - IF A KID WRITES A MUSICAL AND APPROACHES HIM YOU BEST KNOW HES ALREADY SAYING YES TO PUTTING IT ON WITHOUT A SECOND *THOUGHT* - he loves supporting his students in stuff theyre passionate about even if it isnt music/theater related - once went to the schools water polo game cause one his student mentioned offhandedly in class that they didnt have anyone coming - tommy is his teacher’s assistant person - he runs the improv lessons while wil observes him teaching - “okay kids youre all aliens and ur abducting mr soot” “tommy..” - its so funny when theyre together - rumor has it theyre brothers along with mr blade and phil is their dad - “class please, philza minecraft is not my father.” “okay son” “PHIL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE” - brings u in one day with the excuse of teaching them how to be in love - in reality just has a whole class sing a long to disney love songs while u sit there like why am i here - you pressure him to put on shows YOU want to see - “wil put on high school musical” “nO! WHAT AM I in high school thats so basic” “yes. you are in high school. technically” - puts on high school musical - HES THE TEACHER WHO SHIPS KIDS TOGETHER in the form of making them play love interests - its giving mrs darbus from high school musical - i was in high school musical i played sharpay

lmk if u want to see more members as teachers!! :D and what else u want to see period sorry it was so long okay BYEEE

#dreamwastaken x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #wilbur soot x reader #karl jacobs x reader #quackity x reader #dsmp if...#shakira shakira writes #mcyt x reader #dsmp x reader #mcyt school au #dsmp school au

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zai-doodles · 1 year

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Ok ok I’m so sorry but I LOVE your thoughts on Fairytail and I’d love to hear more!!! (If that’s alright with you >.<)

How about your thoughts on the powers? Any specifically you really liked? Any you DIDN’T like? Any that are so cool in theory but their execution is… questionable? (cough cough Erza cough Mirajane)

I love u sm listen I have a whole thing written already just abt how I would change lucys powers bit since u name dropped erza imma write a new thing just for u

Like ok imma get v high fantasy nerdy bare with me but erza would be a DOPE paladin

Like ugh the biggest missed opportunities with erzas powers is that they never really explain or put any emotional significance on her armors or weapons were just like, yea idk she found that ig? Before the show?? And just has it???? And if it's damaged dw bc it just goes back to the magic closet and gets better :D

Like UGH ITS LAME and high key just an excuse to draw her in skimpy ugly ass armor YEA I SAID IT MORE OF THE ARMOR IS UGLY BITE ME

Back to the paladin thing, so paladins in dnd usually pledge themselves to a God and get their power from them or whatever, BUT there's also a different type of paladin called an oath paladin, where their power comes from an oath they've pledged rather than an entiy

So stay with me, erza as an oath paladin, who's oath is that she will always fight to protect her family as long as she breathes

Or some dramatic shit like that right??? So tower of heaven, she's a tiny child and makes this pledge to herself in the heat of the moment, it gives her a burst of magical energy bc shes doesn't say it but she subconsciously is staking her life on this oath

When she gets to fairy tail she tries to understand her magic more but finds it difficult to channel it unless someone is actively trying to hurt someone else

Her magic doesn't come naturally if she's the one being attacked, it has to be someone else

SO I have a lot written abt erza gray and natsu being the most weird sibling ever and in the mean time erza is simply training in more traditional fighting and swords man ship bc shes learned v quickly she can't always rely on her magic to carry her in a fight

OK SO LAST THING, as erza grows older she gains the blessing of the fairy queen Tatiana, not directly but she can FEEL her presence and it helps erza channel her magic more freely bc she has to accept thats is is part of this new strange family and protecting herself is just as important as protecting others because she needs to be alive to protect them

NVM I LIED THIS IS SO LONG SKHXJD

I'm so sorry so anyway-

In my mind fairy magic is like a creation type magic, tho u can't make something from nothing BUT since erzas oath is based around her family erza can make her magical armor and weapons based on her bonds with her family

Stay with me aixhks

Like she gets a chain mail sort of shall made out of dragon scales, they are fire resistant and cut like a blade, it's heavy so it limits mobility

However very soon after she also summond boots that make ice when she walks, that takes a lot of training with gray to get use to but the combination of the two allow almost full defense and mobility

Most of her armors and weapons are just random things shes found but these are special, their strength is reliant on her love for the person they connect with and the power increases when they are uses in defense of that person specifically

HOWEVER they take a lot of magical energy and erza doesn't always have control over WHAT the weapon will be, causing her to go a little crazy in terms of training herself to be damn near proficient in every weapon or fighting style she can think of

I dislike the canon ages being so young so in my mind I age them up like 3-4 years when canon starts and so when erza finally starts going out on jobs on her own she's constantly training and perfecting her technique, almost never allowing herself STILL to use more magically enhanced weapons unless she absolutely has to and that's my explanation for why she's so crazy strong??

When canon starts I kinda think she has at least 1 thing for every guild member, but they r very small with the exception of natsu, gray, mira and Makarov, the trade off being that those are still the hardest for her to use

Lil extra thing

Natsus armor is the cloak like I mentioned, but by the time canon starts it has an extra property where if the enemy is hit with it or touches it it causes burning and melting damage rather than slicing them from the sharp scales, if you are not en enemy the cloak does no harm

Grays boots start as more normal boots with the bottoms replaces with ice, however as their bond grows the shoes become knee high plated boots of ice, allowing even more chance for mobility since she can slide on her knees without breaking momentum, if she kicks an enemy with them equipped they are stunned or "frozen" for a small period of time.

Mira, ok so first it's just a simple gauntlet that looks more like some brass knuckles, but again, time passes and they become more intricate, by canon time the gauntlet is a full sleeve of weeving patterns and almost lace texture, the hand mimics miras demon form claw but the rest is the beauty and grace of her mira, the claw and talons can pierce almost anything and are very hard to control on that front so erza doesn't use them often since she doesn't usually try to inflict lethal damage on opponents, but it has a good amount of practical use when trying to clear paths or use the terrain to her advantage

I think erza gains weapons as she goes, not only from others like lucy, but eventually natsus cloak has a matching chest plate, grants boots come with daggers, etc

I have more ideas but this is so long I need to stop snhdlsnx

#zai talks #fairy tail #im so sorry this is soong and dumb ksbx

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knightzp · 1 year

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HI AGAIN MIKI! Sorry abt this novel of an ask /D UR RIGHT CHILDE'S DESIGN IS UGLY aksjfnaks these arent even hot takes tbh theyre just facts! also candace yeah hers is... i agree. Things i like abt her are her shield + heterochromia (nod) + her colours! and ah dont get me wrong i love bennett, and ofc razor! (he was the first 4star i pulled and im v attached to him) my irks towards their designs are mainly bc i think they deserve better. and i think ur completely right regarding ayato’s design! Smth more traditional (like ayaka’s?) wouldve been a lot neater + fitting! every time i look at his long sleeves i cringe just a bit (hes one my mains tho pfft). and yeah abt sumeru! after all the orientalism, insensitivity, tone-deafness by hyv throughout the region i rlly dont like many of them… at least design wise, tho i like their actual personalities! (srry nilou + nahida + dori) also obvs bc of how white they all are ugh yup ur right. reason why my fave sumeru chars are cyno + collei who imo can do no wrong + i already liked them from the manga lmao (i would type more abt sumeru but its just beating a dead horse @ this point)

Oh yeah i love those designs too! Kazuha is such a bby girl :)) And kokomi!! her pastel colours + attacks are so pretty! what chars have ur favourite ult animations + why? which are the ones u’ll never get sick of? (i love yelan’s, shenhe’s + xinyan aka my beloved who deserves More) I hope im not bothering u w/ these questions btw but i rlly enjoy getting to know my mutuals! (also i rlly appreciate u putting the accents over my name, tysm it rlly warms my heart!)

TŪĪ HI AGAIN!!! im so happy to see your reply!!

ajsfdlk im VERY GLAD we agree on the childe part (his design really is UGLY) and many of the other things too!!! just saying things as they are bc we are absolutely correct 😌 oh and yes i understood what you meant abt bennys and razors designs! their designs are indeed quite basic and simple and they could have had better ones for sure. its just that i really like their characters and im already a bit attached with the designs they have but that doesnt mean they couldnt have or deserved better ones! and abt ayato, yes i was exactly thinking he should have like a male version of ayakas design!! and was so disappointed when he didnt. those long sleeves.... ajkdlfs i get you yeah, theyre so WEIRD and useless they only serve as ayatos boba tea storage

abt sumeru... yeah hyv is def not listening and just doing what they want and its. so disrespectful. ughhh the characters do really deserve better design wise yeah. and collei is one of my fave sumeru characters too! i also saw her first in the manga (tho idk if i ever finished the manga? bc it wasnt complete in the official website when i read it) and then seeing her again in the main story, years later and with the remaining sequels of all she had suffered before.... i love her a lot she deserves all the love in the world 💜

ooh and my fave ult animations! the prettiest for me is probably kokomis animation! i love how she makes like a water swirl and everything turns blue and purple its so so pretty!! i also love kazuha (all the anemo and maple leaves around him is so Beautiful) and ayakas ult (she looks so pretty with her sword and her hand fan right about unleashing a huge cryo swirl) a lot. oh and hu tao yoimiya and albedos too! (i feel like im just mentioning my mains at this point but well ajkdlfk i see their ults a lot so is normal that theyre my faves ig!) and ooooh shenhes ult animation is also very very pretty i really like hers too! and xinyans!! her ult is def the best from all the 4 stars, its sooo cool how she sets her "stage" on fire and YES she does deserve a lot better bc shes an amazing character and i love her a lot too!

oh and dw youre not bothering me at all!!! on the contrary im always so happy to see your asks!!! i love interacting with my mutuals too and i really like talking to you! and abt your name yes of course! i made sure to write it as it is and that includes the accents obviously!

now i have a question for you! well, several questions actually but theyre all related: which are your fave genshin characters? which of them do you have, or rather, which 5 star characters do you have in general? is there any character you dont have that you really want? and finally, what are you fave teams to play with?

okay now i thinks that all for now! hope you have a great day!! <3

#ask #i wrote the questions here bc it was faster for me but let me know if you prefer that i send you an ask with them!

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maiverie · 11 months

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BAHAHA NOT U CENSORING IT 😭😭 UR FUNNY- and dw babe i’ll be right there w u 😻 he won’t be making it and i’m also gonna tell him i don’t want to hear it bc what did he call me the other day ?? perfect 🤩 HE called ME perfect so if i hear the word ugly come out his mouth it’s a long day for him

although i do have to say he could be quite useful- he’s a chef and he goes to chef school? idk it’s not called that but i forgot the proper name for it so i’m gonna call it chef school

HELP NO SAME as soon as i hear talking i’m gonna skip 😞😞 but fate was really seriously that bitch ‼️ SHAJSHAJJSJ HELPPP NOT HAVE UR BABIES- BUT FR ITS SO YUM i acc haven’t seen that tt do u have a link? I CAN DEFO IMAGINE IT EATING THO

been waiting all day to read triage 😻😻 i just finished my last exam of the week,, got a weeks break and then next exam so glad to finally REST !! gonna go read the finale now and i CANT WAIT only thing that’s been getting me through the day fr 🙏

HELPPP RIRI IT WAS DEFS A MUST also him calling u perfect CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT??? 😍😍😍also yea ITS ON SIGHT if he calls u ugly fr . ALSO HELPP HSKFJS CHEF SCHOOL YES I THINK CULINARY SCHOOL OR SMTH BUT DAMN THATS KINDA SEXYYY LIKE MEN THAT CAN COOK??? MEN THAT ARE USEFUL??? SO SLAY.

Also ITS THIS ONE pls don’t cancel me but i’m legit convinced bills would EAT if it were in english??? NOT THAG IT DOESNT EAT ALR…

AND AAAA HAVE THE BEST WEEK OFF EVERRRR 😭😭 REST U AND I WISH U THE BEST LF LUCK W UR NEXT EXAM!!! how was ur other one?? :0

#ask #@ : shinsou rii ♡︎

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mwagneto · 4 years

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anyway scars are hot and cool and sexy and if anyone tells you your scars are ugly they're a piece of shit

#this is mostly unprompted i've just been thinking #im lucky i really never felt bad about any of my scars even tho im covered in them #the one on my neck bothers me coz i can't wear necklaces #(theyre all sensitive to metal)#and the une under my jaw is huge and botchy and ugly and it gets itchy when its hot out #but other than one of my abusers noone ever told me theyre bad or ugly and #i don't think so either #and ofc i have the option to get most of them removed #(not the ones on my right shoulder i think thats too fucked up for that)#but like......i like them #they're all memories n they're a part of me #and knowing myself ill get way more in the future skdnxkxjdjcjxbsks #barking #(psa i dont have any self harm scars or anything dw abt me they're all from #accidents n stuff)

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adultswinmoved-archive · 6 years

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the worst part abt getting a tattoo isnt even the pain, i think when it peels for two weeks n u cant scratch it or pick at it takes the cake

#my new one just started peeling n it looks so ugly #and its so itchy #im taking good care of it tho dw #its just. annoying #you are challenged by trainer red!

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versadies · 2 years

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Yes u really pulled this off !! 😭😭😭 —pulled our heartstrings into the abyss full of worries until the "jk april fools" popped out 🧍‍♀️😒🤣 it was so funny so many are scammed— 🥴😌 Dan do be feelin so goofy 2day 😭 dw you're forgiven 🥰💗

Congrats too on using Diluc after such a long time 😌💗 it was actually fun to try out new characters too whenever one's friendship points is maxed!!🤩🤩🤩 10/10 would recommend doing so, it is beneficial as well as will make you less bored of the game!! 😚 and i have news for you m'lady: i leveled ayato to 90 and crowned his skill 🤧 what on earth is this man up to he aint even my favorite and he is CROWNED during the first week of getting him 🤔🤔🤔 i think you're right. I've been hypnotized 💀🤯 — or maybe i just fell in love with his kit rather than he himself 😌 if you don't get it, just think of liking a person just for their money- 🤧

The grind you do 😰😰 Chasm is a pain in the ass so whenever u feel frustrated while exploring and maxing the explorations, please be sure to do something else to cool the frustration and refresh your mind!! 🥰🥰🥰 why are yall so fast in exploring 🤔😰

Dw bout my kazuha funds i originally have 10k left and now due to the event they're 12k ✨🤧 im planning to try my luck @ mistsplitter reforged sword too so yes, worrying might actually be significant,,, 😔😔😔 still, thank you Dan for your kind words!! :DD

—cheering you on, 🍰.

i do be feeling goofy 😋😋😋!! i was giggling my arse off when i was typing the april fools post even tho i had small expectations of y’all falling for it (which most of you guys actually did) 😈😈 diluc was quite fun, esp since i get to slander him 24/7 /j i got his friendship card by january i think? and it was worth it bcuz i get to see him wink when doing his ult, its absolutely adorable <333 adorably ugly 🤡🤡🤡 /j

i don’t blame you for loving his kit, its absolutely GODLY when i tried his trial run — and crowning him when you recently got him? that’s impressive for someone who’s an ayato slanderer /j

i dont rlly feel frustrated since i LOVE chasm sm, what does frustrate me is mister kamisato refusing to come home even when im alr at pity 💀💀💀 so ill def take your advice b4 i go insane :DDD

im glad you got 12k !! thats surely enough to get you kazuha and hopefully the mistsplitter weapon 💪💪

#— ( penpal anon 🍰 )

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diluc genshin impact ^_^

bro ur literally obsessed with him but ok

favorite thing about them - he seems kinda mean but hes genuinely nice and nobody ever remembers that. also he owns a winery and hates wine thats funny

least favorite thing about them - his ingame model is ugly. it just is. and,, he hates the knights so much its kinda annoying like yeaaah he has a reason but you dont gotta be so dramatic about it

favorite line - "If I were to choose between eating a cryo slime alive and joining the Fatui.. I'd prefer to be crushed to death by a meteorite." its just so fucking funny for no reason

brOTP - Jean and Diluc. I like to think they dated once, for like a week, and then realized they were both gay this is basically canon. Yes Diluc doesnt like the knights Yes I think he'd make an exception for Jean shut up

OTP - I just can't ship him with anyone idk

nOTP - Kaeluc. Obviously. They're brothers

random headcanon - I saw the hc that Diluc makes sure Diona is safe when she walks home and that no creepy guys follow her. I like that one. Diluc and Diona father/daughter dynamic when

unpopular opinion - his anger towards kaeya is 100% justified and the fact diluc tried to kill him that one time is too (i like kaeya tho dw)

song i associate with them - i have no idea thanks

favorite picture of them - [under a cut so it doesn't take up too much space]

literally any picture of him from the webtoon but specifically this one hes just got so much gender here

#i hope i didnt mess anything up El Oh El

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yami-writes · 4 years

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MHA and HQ boys over facetime

(🏷️) paring(s): Midoriya x reader, todoroki x reader, hinata x reader, kageyama x reader (⚠️) warning(s): jus crack n fluff here (💌) note from Yami: my first time writing for HQ- lets see how badly i fuck it up ;) (got kinda lazy on these, expect em to be a bit shitty)

⤷ Midoriya

he loves any interaction he can get wit you

that includes over the phone

he ALWAYS has his camera pointed at his face

and he wants you to do the same

he dosent care if you “look ugly.” he wants to see u bc he thinks ur beautiful all the time

which u are btw- goddamn u lookin fine today

you facetimes wit him usually last from 30min to an hour

occasionally being pushed to 2 hours on weekends

yall usually just talk about your days and stuff

which somehow always ends up in him rambling about All Might

which you think is really cute so you just listen to him

i definitely think he’ll take screenshots of you when your not looking

poor bby isent aware that it shows he took a screenshot

and he’s hella confused when you start laughing

but you refuse to explain why

he eventually figured it out

you laughing evey time he took a screenshot mayyyyy have given it away-

if the two of you are separated, the only thing this bitch is saying

“i wish i were there with you right now, angel...”

“why cant i just come over there right now?”

it saddens him he can just give you a kiss rn

⤷ Todoroki

he prefers to talk to you in person but facetimes do as well

the two of you call pretty often when yall dont wanna leave where u are

calls wit shouto are pretty chill

both of your cameras are often pointed at the ceiling or an imminent object

OR yall have your phones super close to your face having a staring contest

yalls facetimes are very inconsistent

from a single minute to a whole day and anywhere in between

the shorter range being on weekdays and longer being on weekends

the two of you dont have any specific topics to talk about so its kinda jus-- anything

anything and everything

from what you did this weekend to the contents of your fridge

and yall cant even stay on a solid topic for over 3 minutes

he takes A LOT of screenshots

and you telling him you can see him wont stop him

unless you specifically tell him you dont like it, he wont stop

and when the two of you are separated

literally any other minute yall are on call

he’s willing to have his camera at his face if you do the same

oh and he does the-

“i wanna see your pretty face, dont spoil it with wrinkles, honey”

yup,

better bet your ass he used glamouroki against you.

fuyumi would randomly walk into his room and request to talk to you

and while he lets her have a few minutes with you

hes not happy about it.

⤷ Hinata

oh he LOVES facetimes

he gets to talk to you while doing whatever he pleases

its a win win

hes probably bumping a volleyball against his wall

and he obviously has his camera pointed at him so you can watch

he secretly loves when u smother him in complements

which is exactly what your doing

he dosent mind if you dont have the camera on yourself but he will be slightly disappointed

your calls, like shouto, can last from 5 minutes to a whole ass day

yall will find the wackiest shit to talk about

and it dosent matter how long your calls are, you wont even be able to remember everything that was part of the discussion

he dosent take screenshots often, but when he does~ oh boy

you’l ask em if he took a screenshot and homeboy’s just sitting there like

🍅🍅 🔥

💍✨

he’ll deny taking screenshots even tho it literally says but okay ig~~

i think his sister would also walk in on one of your calls

and no matter how much hinata tries to shoo her off

shes stayin

“please, nee-san!! let me talk with y/n!!”

dw u got to talk wit her eventually

⤷ Kageyama

he dosent care for facetimes whatsoever

like- he enjoys them sure

but he’d much rather see you in person~

his camera is pitch black.

this man has his phone underneath a blanket or sumn i SWEAR

idek how he thinks thats gonna work but okay 👀👀

he will ask to see your face

but, very subtitle, like he dosent want you to know what he actually wants

give em a run for his money.

yalls facetimes dont last very long

probably hus sumn to do wit him always having his damn phone so far away from him 💀

but when he dosent have his phone 500 million light years away from him, he’ll take screenshots every now and then

and he dosent care if you know when he’s taking em

hes gonna take em regardless

kinda his way of letting you know your pretty w/o saying it lmafo

and if yall r separated he’ll call a bit more often

if your not taking care of yourself he’ll scream at you over call

“ARE YOU STUPID, BOKE?? WHY ARE YOU ON A CALL WITH ME WHEN YOU HAVEN’T EATEN?? GO EAT!!”

you cant help but laugh at his empty threats to feed you if your not gonna eat by yourself

which, currently, he cant, but you wouldn't mind him doing so when yall are together again

Masterlist

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feelitstillmp3 · 3 years

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1,3,6,7,12,18,19,26,30,35,40,45,46,47,48,50,53,57,61,65,66,70,73,79,82,86,88,90:)) me is backkk xaraaaa heyoo

oh welcome back hon !!

putting this under a cut cuz it got long

( ask game )

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

cat cat cat i rlly want a cat

3. What song really gets you going?

up all night by alex claire !! its the class theme song and its iconic, although i do love me some lofi bops as well

6. Most embarrassing habit?

prolly biting my nails tbh

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

chocolate

12. Any hidden talents?

hmmm i can act okay ? i can also play ukulele apparently

18. Do you sing in the shower?

i used to, but i broke my speaker recently so i kinda stopped

19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?

literally anything by destroy boys and also uh twisted by mission but !! mostly shut up kiss me by angel olson

26. Gum or breath mints?

gum, i don't like mint skjdksd

30. Have you ever had braces?

nope !

35. Windows or Mac?

mac

40. Umbrella or rain coat?

umbrella, rain coats always make me get wet

45. Least favorite color?

like an ugly brown or a salmon pink tbh

46. First pet you’ve ever owned?

i had a lil fish when i was like 8

47. Sweet or salty?

salty

48. Favorite pasta dish?

carbonara my beloved <3

50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.

oh man i could go crazy thinking about parallels but also recently thinking a lot about spn but i don't have the braincells to analyze that so uhh ... OH yeah um so thinking about class and its theme about loss and how you can sometimes feel unworthy of love because of things you did, and this also is totally an spn & dw & tw thing, and i keep saying it, but it makes me go absolutely crazy like when will these ppl realize it wasn't their fault !! no joke this is actually an spn episode, where dean was like put on trial and he was only found guilty bc he thought he was .. like pls .. jo’s, meg’s, and jessica’s deaths werent ur fault n u know it .. like also the doctor not being able to save everyone all the time and feeling guilty for it, and im sure jack felt this at some point and totally charlie felt it like .. god i could go insane thinkin bout it

53. Favorite kind of pizza?

cheese, i refuse to eat pizza w anything else on it

57. Favorite labels about you?

umm, dumbass, idiot, disaster <3

61. Favorite thing about yourself?

um im smart i guess ?

65. Favorite fruit?

strawberry !

66. Least favorite fruit?

ummmmmmmmmmm pineapple

70. Favorite dessert?

mocha chip ice cream ( or coffee chip as they recently changed the name to :// )

73. Tell a funny story.

i don't rlly have anything, im head empty

79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?

if u call me iconic i will love u forever ( @ zoe .. ily queen .. even tho ur not gonna read all this sjdhsjhd

82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

oh the lil shaved ice things i think they're called bingsu but they look so good

86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?

mmmmm idk ill get back to u on that

88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?

my trip to france :) ive been thinking abt it so much and i want to go back

90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?

politics tbh, i am useless when it comes to that

sorry if i missed any of the questions djshdjhsd

#asks #did my url change confuse u lmao #ive been hyperfixatin on a new thing !

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ao3feed-tododeku · 4 years

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Yippee kay yay motherfucker!

yippee kay yay motherfucker! by bakuberrys

todoroki shouto -> bakugou katsuki gordon ramsey: icyhot sonburnt: go away im busy gordon ramsey: bruh, if i walk in there and you're tryna touch yourself to the ugly ass green teletubby one more time, imma fucking burn ur dick off bitch sonburnt: is that a threat or a promise gordon ramsey: OI SHUT THE FUCK UP AND OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR sonburnt: no bakugou, stop knocking on my door im busy gordon ramsey: u fucker guess imma open this shit myself gordon ramsey: WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU NAKED CUDDLING A PILLOW WITH FUCKING DEKUS FACE ON IT FUCKTARD sonburnt: why did you text me that, im right here?? "DIE!!" ---------- or, the students of class 3-A are all going through their own awakenings in unique ways and todoroki & bakugou especially doesn't know how to deal.

Words: 2151, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Class 1-A, Class 1-B, Ashido Mina, Iida Tenya, Sero Hanta, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Uraraka Ochako, Yaoyorozu Momo, Kaminari Denki, Asui Tsuyu, Toogata Mirio, Amajiki Tamaki, Aoyama Yuuga, Kouda Kouji, Tokoyami Fumikage, Hagakure Tooru, Satou Rikidou, Jirou Kyouka, Shouji Mezou, Shinsou Hitoshi, Ojiro Mashirao, Mineta Minoru, Awase Yousetsu, Monoma Neito

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina/Shinsou Hitoshi, Hagakure Tooru/Ojiro Mashirao, Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochako, Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo, Jirou Kyouka & Kaminari Denki, Kirishima Eijirou & Midoriya Izuku, mineta & death bc fuck him, Amajiki Tamaki/Toogata Mirio, Bakugou Katsuki & Uraraka Ochako, Awase Yousetsu/Uraraka Ochako, Asui Tsuyu & Uraraka Ochako, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, one sided aoyama/sero hanta, its more for funsies tho, Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki

Additional Tags: crackhead babies, Jealous Todoroki Shouto, Pining Todoroki Shouto, lmao todo is so gone for deku its not even funny anymore, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, nah fr tho like mans needs to sort that shit out, Bad Pickup Lines, Confused Deku, this is crack but like kinda fluffy idek bruh, kaminari and sero are the biggest dorks, poor uraraka, uraraka is happy at the end tho dw, mineta dead, deku n baku are on decent terms, Kinda, Truth or Dare, bnha crack fic, BNHA chatfic, Party Games, Sleepovers, some ppl are mega straight, Humor, dont take this seriously, Everyone is an oblivious idiot, some relationships are established, Some angst, Fuck Endeavor Lives, theyre all dorks, theyre in their 3rd year, theyre around 17-18 yrs old, mineta can suck my donkeykong deadass

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24647305

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Tododeku Plus #❤️#💛#Tododeku Plus #Kiribaku·#Izuocha #♧#R:T #A:Bakuberrys #Chat Fic #Angst

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fanficireadandrecommend · 3 years

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Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: The Penumbra Podcast Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Peter Nureyev/Juno Steel Characters: Peter Nureyev, Juno Steel, Rita (Penumbra Podcast), Sarah Steel, Ruby 7 (Penumbra Podcast), Benzaiten Steel (mentioned) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Tangled (2010) Fusion, YES ITS A TANGLED AU, juno is rapunzel, Nureyev is Flynn Rider, Rita is Pascal, (yes she is a chameleon), Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Character Death, it's sarah steel tho so..., Soup, Juno Steel Needs a Hug, Rita & Juno Steel Friendship, Juno doesn't have magic hair but he DOES have a magic eye, Emotional Manipulation, POV Juno Steel, POV Peter Nureyev, POV Sarah Steel, (for like thirty seconds so the story makes sense dw), Peter Nureyev Alias Generator (Penumbra Podcast), Peter Nureyev's Backstory, Thief Peter Nureyev, Buddy is the queen but she's only mentioned once, also instead of the curemother being an ugly lung it is now a magic potion. suck it, Juno and Nureyev Flirting A Lot, Past Character Death, Trauma, peter nureyev/knives, Tags Are Hard, more tags tba, yes the ruby7 is a horse, Fluff, there is a decent amount of fluff in my opinion, Engstrom is in there for one scene, additional warnings in the notes, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Summary:

Rita crawls out from under the bookshelf and tucks herself on to my shoulder. Just as I’m about to doze off, I hear it.

Something is trying to climb the tower, and it seems to be succeeding.

There are no weapons in here. Sarah takes the knives with her when she goes, I’ve tried that on her before, and she’s made sure I have nothing heavy enough to knock someone out with.

Except for one thing. I groan, pulling out a cast-iron frying pan.

--- the tangled au nobody wanted but me! no prior knowledge required, although if you haven't seen tangled i recommend it. also i changed some things around! hopefully it doesn't fuck anything up

#tangled AU #tpp fanfic #tpp fic #juno steel #peter nureyev #tpp jupeter #magic au #fairytale au #fairy tale au

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lundgaard · 3 years

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I’m so sorry for saying this but.... I kinda dig the new look😳😳 I’m guessing it’s for movember tho so you won’t have to suffer for too long + it’d be for a good cause :)

eye- on one hand its his face and he can do what he wants and it doesn't even matter that much

on the other hand... stache ugly and its unclear whether hes just fucking around bc lockdown and he doesnt have to go outside so hes experimenting or if its the movember thing and it'll be gone soon

and dw its okay im not gonna go off at you the 1 person that lets me talk about max haha we all like different things so youre fine!!

#im gone 1 week and already hes out here wilding #theo or god or somebody tell him this is a no no #(im making a scene bc its funny this isnt big drama btw)

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