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honeylizabeth · 7 months
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Hi
Lil sneaky pic of my spread.
Full spread here!!!
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anadiasmount · 14 days
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opposites attract - jude bellingham insta au.
quick sum: in which golden retriever energy jude bellingham tries to shoot his shot with black cat energy y/n. quickly realizing how determined and just sassy she is...
psa🗣️: HIII! this was supposed to be uploaded last week but i got so sidetracked i couldn't finish so here it is! fav insta au i've written tbh, so i hope you all enjoy! 🤍
fc: bella ramirez | pics: pinterest and youtube!
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ynusername: when in doubt, go with the mini skirt 😛
comments:
username: when in doubt, go take pictures at parking garage! got it!
user283: you are so UGH
username28: i’ve watched the movie like 10x by now. so obsessed with you 😣
↪️ judebellingham: same
user982: in yn we trust! 🙏
yourbestfriend: face card is insane so so so pretty 🫦
username395: you were so badass in your new movie!! legit can't stop watching!!
user953: outfit and skirt are SERVINGGG
user29321: haven't seen such a role as influential and that fits with someone so much xx
username193: ur so black cat energy in your latest interview, yn not giving any f's around here!!
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↪️ shall we be on the lookout for this latest roll?? 👀
↪️ yourreply: not anytime soon
↪️ can we get a sneak peek? or would that be too much?
↪️ yourreply: i'm sorry and you are?
↪️ well this is awkward...
↪️ yourreply: mhm...
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spottedcelebrity: we can't get enough of her! she has stolen and broken the hearts of many! passionate and driven to her career, find out more about the new 'it girl', @ynusername, in our 8pm show live tonight! stay tuned for more...
comments:
user8594: THE YN? don't play with us.
username759: its the fact she turned down jacob elordi...
judebellingham: 🤝
username33: so pretty... love how she is careless and her all the time!!
vogue: that's our girl!
user234: crazy how big she got in under a year...
↪️ username483: was telling this to someone the other day! the movie barely had any pr or announcing and now its a worldwide adaptation because of her!!
ynusername: thank u for having me! 🖤
popculture: we're going to ignore who commented? 👀
↪️ spottedcelebrity: stay tuned now guys... 👀
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↪️ so beautiful! 😍😍
↪️ yourreply: no.
↪️ no?
↪️ yourreply: look at the second pic again xx
↪️ okay, i looked and what now? :))
seen one hour ago **
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spottedcelebrity
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spottedcelebrity: and it's out, here's a small preview of our current 'it' girl's interview and photoshoot for the april campaign! acting, dating, fashion, and beauty, she gives us all her tips and iconic phrases! join us for our early show tomorrow at 11am!
comments:
username74: HER DRESS! RED IS DEF HER COLOR!
user95: 'i know my standards, and if he couldn't fit them, then that's on him' CAN WE PRASIE??
ynusername: oh my! million thank you's! 🖤
username294: is she real? like how? everyone at her feet and she could give less than a damn? need to be her so bad!
user85: she's such a bitch? wtf? how can you stan her?
↪️ username11: like she said... she's speaking her truth
↪️ user85: for who? herself? she needs a new personality
↪️ username349: people like you are the reason why she is like this. iconic and real.
judebellingham: wow! 😍
username854: jude?? when did this happen?
↪️ user09: he commented on her latest pic!!
↪️ username032: could you imagine? jude with y/n? IT COUPLE?
↪️ user281: black cat gf x golden retreiver bf? OH YEAH
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judebellingham & adidasfootball
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judebellingham: tested my inner actor 🫡🫡 adidas predators out now 🖤
comments:
username395: bro wants y/n to notice her so bad
user11: we know what you're doing jude...
lucasvasquez: hermano mejor dedicate al futbol 🤣
camavinga: ohhh now i see who your referring too 👀🫡
↪️ judebellingham: shhh 🤫🤫
↪️ usermane66: @ynusername come get your man
↪️ username13: frr he keeps throwing hints, take this man out his misery, and teach him how to act 😭😭
vinijr: amazing bro! 😍
username29: testing his inner y/n lets not lie to ourselves guys
user87: he looks so bf with this hoodie on!!
brahim: this guy yeah 🤣🤣
adidasfootball: BELLIGOLLL
fedevalverde: someone give him an oscar 🗣️
username45: him using the black heart instead of white says a whole bunch…
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↪️ selfie is making up for the attempted ''acting''
↪️ judereply: is it now?
↪️ terrible choice of hat tho, especially with this weather 👎
↪️ judereply: i tried LMAOOO
↪️but guess what? choice of song is also making it up 🫡
↪️ judereply: there's no denying there... definitely on my mind 24/7
↪️ who me? or the song? better be the song because your acting is still stuck in my head 😐😕
↪️ judereply: when i think we're going somewhere... 🤣🤣
↪️ lol, going where? 😕😕
↪️ judereply: yk what im referring too, don’t be so oblivious especially after your latest role!! congratulations on that btw! such a phenomenal job once again! 🤍
↪️ it's very hard to dislike you when you're this sweet 😕 thank you jude!! 🖤🖤
↪️ judereply: why would you dislike me?
↪️ now why would i tell you that
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ynusername: lace top was giving so 2014 vibes
comments:
username984: how does she rock every single outfit? i'm jealous.
user44: need that hair and makeup comba ASAP!! been asking for it for about a year now :))
judebellingham: still haven't told me why you dislike me 😕😕
ynstan: jude having his notifs on for her post is so bf of him, give him a chance y/n, he has money and can take you shopping ;)
judebellingham liked this comment!
username56: need those pants, where are they from?
yourbestfriend: why don't i get photo creds?
↪️ ynusername: because you took my chocolate churro away. i don't play around with my food.
jamalmusiala: 😍😍
ynusername: thank you!! 🖤
user10: LMFAOOOO NOOOO THIS IS GETTING MESSYYY
judebellingham: oh hell no
judefan: we lost him ladies, his gentle heart doesn't deserve this 👎👎
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judebellingham sent you a dm!
so you respond to jamal's comment and not mine?
yourreply: idkk he is kindaaa 🤭🔐
i've literally have been trying for months to get your attention
yourreply: have you ever thought of maybe just giving up?
really?? what is it going to take?
yourreply: i don't mean to be a debbie downer but what is it you exactly want for me... i can't just trust your word and go for it. it's not me and it hasn't ever been me. i have standards.
so then let me prove to you i can meet them. i promise i'm not like you think or hear. and that's coming from a man who also has standards and just truly interested in someone like you. is that so hard to believe?
yourreply: yes.
i'll prove them to you, you'll see....
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really?
judereply: yes really.
why do i even try with you?
judereply: because after today you have a soft spot for me in that deep jade like from victorious little heart :))
who said anything about a soft spot??
judereply: i did. the eyes chico they never lie. and yours have so many specs of unread feelings and emotions i can stare into them all day.
creepy, don't you think?
judereply: you think everything is creepy when you literally love horror movies and the color black
because they prove points xx
judereply: just like rom-come and disney movies also proved points 😉
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spottedcelebrity: new couple on the block? we are soo into this recent pair, and it seems like they are mending our hearts little by little! y/n recently moved to spain for a movie role, could we see frequent hangouts between them? 👀
comments:
jude22: literally WHAT?
jennaortega: oh i am so into this... i just sit back and observe
username44: despite us seeing a cold and black-hearted y/n, some of the videos released showed her being soft and lovergirl with him!!
madridwags: new wag at the bernabeu soon? 👀
popculture: rumor has it they shared a kiss!
↪️ spottedcelebrity: stay tuned for our live 7pm show tonight!
username76: am i the only one who doesn't ship them?
↪️ user21: yes you are
judebellingham: made her dream date come true!! 🤍
ynrealestfan: when he remembers stuff said in interviews about you <<<
username55: jude attempting to soft launch with y/n while still being in the friendzone is so hilarious i can't 😭😭
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can't get over how beautiful you are, it's not fair 😍😍
yourreply: life is not fair
my life is since you agreed on our shopping date 🤷‍♂️
yourreply: only agreed because you offered to buy, a win is a win 😍
yet you're wearing the dress i bought... and going out where to be exact??
yourreply: jealous darling? it's for me to know and well you to find out out. if i don't tell my mother where i go, why would i tell you?
because you kissed and held my hand? and replied to my dm btw!!
yourreply: ...
where are you? i'll meet you there
yourreply: sorry no men invited tonight, it's our girls night out xx
and you're wearing this red stunning short dress? yeah i'll find out where you are, think of me 😘😘
seen twenty minutes ago **
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spottedcelebrity & vogue
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spottedcelebrity: despite the recent encounter the pair of y/n and jude faced, in y/n new vogue beauty secrets video, she talks about being single and not dating anytime soon... the first picture shows y/n before her fame took off a year ago, has she changed or hasn't changed one bit?
comments:
ynrealestfan: not changed one bit!
popculture: ohh? well this is certainly very interesting!!
judebellingham: LMAOOO, she told me to stay out the room while she filmed? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
↪️ camavinga: if you all could see the frown on his face right now as he types 🤣🤣
ynusername: oh that's not... guys don't believe that man, all men do is lie lie lie! 😊😊
↪️ judebellingham: not all of us! some of us actually want something serious, real and loving in our life 🤍
username03: jude's comment just proves everything for us...
user54: jude wanting everyone to know about them knowing damn well how our girl y/n is
username33: off topic but we finally got that look everyone was talking about!!
judestan: she is not good for him? she is so mean and bitchy like what?
ynstanfan: girl bye. wdym? i think your golden retriever energy footballer can't bag a baddie like y/n xx
user13: well now i don't know who to believe...
username98: is no one going to talk about how she was watching a rom-com (jude’s fav) and not her typically horror movies?
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ynusername: oh i look so sexy in here!! 🤭😩 dinner showcase before new movie “the accountant” releases! this role means so much and i can’t wait for you to see! 🖤
comments:
ynrealestfan: did not have to slay this hard on us 🤭
judebellingham: caption did not lie, prettiest rose in the whole city 🤍
username38: i NEED to be her…
yourbestfriend: when she’s caught and knows it
↪️ yourusername: STOP 😭
limited restriction! **
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judebellingham: grateful with life and for you. words can’t describe this immense feeling i have for you and your hard work. i love you so much my dereast y/n. i can’t wait to celebrate more moments like this with you 🖤🤍
comments:
ynusername: brb… crying because ilysm 😔🖤
↪️ judebellingham: i love you darling, never forget it xx
camavinga: only took you two three months when we already knew
gioreyna: literally HOW?
jobebellingham: run when you can y/n
↪️ ynusername: trust me i tried but this one is not so bad
↪️ judebellingham: this one is crazy after i spoiled you again…
username79: jude you deserve the world, come to me
user20: can’t believe how he BAGGED y/n
judefan22: so happy for our girl!
yourbestfriend: we lost her ladies
↪️ ynusername: i’m still here babes 😭😭
ynrealestfan: these pictures?? can we talk about how he has good angles?? 😩
juderealestfan: she issss sooooooo gorgeoussss 🫦🫦
spottedcelebrity: congratulations! 🧡
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ynusername: life lately 🖤 (p.s. no one mess with my baby. i love him very much, unfortunately. in my lover girl era!!)
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judebellingham: unfortunately?? :((
ynusername: come here, i’ll give you a kiss to make it feel better 🖤
↪️ judebellingham: on my way! picked up your favorite snacks and hot chocolate too 🤍
↪️ ynusername: changing my caption rn!! 😔🖤
jennaortega: 🖤
zendeya: OMGGGGGG HARD LAUNCH??
ynrealestfan: never saw this coming 🤭🤭
judefan22: they’re both in their lover eras 😣😣
camavinga: y/n if you could see how jude just sighed and looked up with the biggest grin 😭😂
↪️ ynusername: he is so silly 👎👎
yourbestfriend: it couple i can’t 😩
madridwags: so happy for you two 🤍
vogue: more to come with you two 🤍
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spottedcelebrity: wow is one word to describe this couple and their ability to make our jaws drop! after recent real madrid footballer jude, posted pictures of his beautiful gf y/n on her birthday and congrats post, the couple poses together at the LV fashion paris show!
comments:
trentaa: ❤️
jennaortega: oh my god.
louisvuitton: what happens in paris…
judebellingham: look at my beautiful and sexy gf 🖤🤍
↪️ ynusername: still made at you for going shirtless and showing everyone what’s mine 😒😒
username53: i just spit out my food
user49: what an entrance they made???
user81: her dress?? SO Y/N CODED !!
ynrealestfan: our favorite and beautiful couple!!
judefan: jude listen to your gf next time
judefanacc: HE LOOKED SO DJJDJDJD
ynstanforlife: just sighed so loud 😔
username91: sexiest couple of the generation
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running-with-kn1ves · 2 months
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hii! i wanted to ask if you could do a yandere kidnapper x yandere darling? like rich depressed yan that can't imagine living without their darling and ended up taking drastic action, only to find out that darling is way more insane and obsessed passionate than they thought
A/N: I've never been super big on the yan x yan trope but I think this came out kinda cool! Hope this is what you were looking for <3
Synopsis: Sneaking into your beloved's bedroom bent on getting pictures for your stash, you're quickly found by him, who's surprisingly enthusiastic to find you breaking in.
CW: Kidnapping, mutual obsession, shrine dedications, murder (offscreen lol)
WC:3000+
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“Nice… new pics for the blog.” 
Your camera click click clicked with a shutter noise each time you rapid fired its capture button, eye so close to the screen you might as well be looking through the viewfinder solely itself. 
“I can see it now… his unkept bedroom revealed, beautiful little face plastered beside this… heap.” 
You looked at the pile of dirty clothes that had yet to be picked up by the estate's cleaning ladies. Well, if you were as filthy rich as he was, you’d probably do the same. Who would waste time cleaning their room when you have the whole world to see? Or in his case, a million press conferences to attend. 
Your eye was drawn to a slightly ajar closet, an odd lock seeming to have been hastily unfastened, now leaving the doors peeking open. Something red was inside. Oh boy, you could hardly contain your excitement. 
What kind of secrets would the famous, wealthy heir Elijah Walsh have in his teensy private closet? Mayhaps some drag dress up that no fan would expect? Dead bodies? Or even, the rumored cocaine stash his poor daddy was accused of hiding? 
You knew Elijah like the back of your hand, unable to imagine any kind of hidden truths that you haven't already discovered. For you, a superfan, (and ultimately, the soulmate he doesn't know about yet) were aware of far more than the average tabloid who didn’t cross trespassing boundaries for love like you had. 
You ripped open the doors without hesitation, snapping pics before even turning the light on. 
But what you saw, was something you weren’t sure you’d want to keep on camera. 
It was you. Well, a picture of you, from some yearbook or singled-out group shot that you couldn’t pinpoint the exact year from. Around your awkward grinning face was a series of items, pinned on a pretty red board like it was a crime scene of sorts. Or maybe… a shrine?
“What the f… is that my underwear??” You looked at the old pair of stretched out undies you had since middle school. Definitely not the pair you’d want some kind of stalker or investigator to get their hands on. 
You saw a few old chapsticks taped to the board, one of which you had been searching for in some old bag you swore you left it in. “I was looking for those!” You grabbed the chapstick and a broken brush, the exact same you thought you had thrown away months ago. 
Out of all the things you hoped to find-- used Q-tips, one of his musky jackets, maybe even some dark sex toys-- this wasn’t on your list. But you couldn’t help the spike in your heart, the flutter that made your toes point inward. 
You had been running this journalist (really a stalker-ish) blog on Elijah since before he got big in the press. You went to the same elementary school and for a short time in middle school, and ever since you couldn’t get his name out of your head. Now, you had a justified reason to keep tabs on him, since his family was currently in the public eye for a variety of deeds. 
Along with professing your obsession with him since childhood, your blog dated the shocking events of his controversies--  keeping it all under an anonymous pen name, of course. You had information news sites couldn’t get their hands on; the dedication you put into watching him was a trait of pride you could never let go. 
Memories of him comforted you at night, and seeing his pretty face in the grocery store magazines hoarded under your bed made you drift off to daydream land where, maybe, you’d be more than just some heavy breathing keyboard jammer fawning over him from a distance.. 
And here was, you. Your things. In his room. Even from the times you climbed the tree beside his window, you never saw this… anomaly of items. 
“What’s this even… mean.” You whispered, dumfounded and growing antsy. Elijah would be coming back now any second, the route of his driver dinging on your phone. 
‘Wait.. does he, know? That I’ve been watching him? Is this all evidence to… incriminate me??’
Worry was creeping up inside of you. But there was no time, not when a heavy vase clunked against your head from behind, letting out a resounding ‘crack!’ from the contact. The chapstick fell from your fingers, camera sliding with you as it lingered loose around your neck. 
The last thing you could think of before darkness hit, was ‘man, I hope I don’t fall on my camera… can’t replace it again. ‘
The unconscious darkness blinding your eyes was snuffed out what seemed hours later, replaced by a buzzing yellow light hanging from the ceiling. You groaned outloud, feeling groggy; an aching pain throbbed in your slumped neck and a sore bump on your scalp. 
‘Got a killer headache…’ 
You tried to pull your hands up to the bump to feel for a bruise, but fell flat with your arms tucked behind your back. You jerked them around, not realizing that they in fact were stuck together-- tied by rope, or some kind of fabric. 
“Thank god, you’re awake. Thought maybe I hit you too hard-- I don’t know what i’d do if that happened.” A familiar voice rang out in the musty, echoing room. 
“What…?” You croaked, trying to look up without facing the wrath of your headache the more light entered your eyes.
“Here, drink some water.” 
A bottle came in front of you, so close to your lips all you had to do was bend down to touch it. You did so without thinking, tasting the sandpaper of a tongue you were stuck with. As soon as the cool water touched your throat, you thought about potential poisoning. Who was this person bottle-feeding you water, why couldn’t you do it yourself?? 
You were too thirsty to care about the consequences, gulping it down as the bottle lifted higher to accommodate you. 
Letting out a pant, you sat back, trying to rub water off your lip with a shoulder shimmy. 
“Where am I? What’s going on--” It all started to come back to you, being in Elijah’s room, trespassing on private property, seeing the closet hoard of you. “Wait, please don’t report me, I promise it isn’t what you think it was…”
“Report you?” The masculine tone scoffed, a hand falling to your shoulder. “I was worried I’d never get a chance like this… you made it so easy, how’d you get in? The window?”
“...Yeah.” You sheepishly replied, looking up at your captor. “It’s not as easy as it looks.”
Oh shit. That was Elijah right in front of you. In the flesh, pretty pearly teeth grinning only inches away from your face as his hand rested on your left shoulder, gently massaging it.
“Is your head okay? I feel bad but.. I wasn’t thinking, could only think about how to keep you here.”
Keep you here? Oh no, does that mean the police are on their way??
“Now.. I don’t have to worry about sending people out to your apartment anymore.. No more security cameras, no more blackmail… just you.” He stroked the side of your cheek that was inflamed from falling against the floor. “Damn. I thought i’d have to go through the trouble of taking you in the middle of the night, I had just sent my driver out for my tools too- but, looks like that’s not even an issue anymore!”
Well, sounds like your fears about the cops was no where near the truth. But now, you were even more confused. Taking you? Stalking? Blackmail? It almost felt like you were listening to yourself talk for a second. 
Behind the dark glare covering his eyes, you could see Elijah’s trademark dimples, his pinkish lips covering the slight overbite he had, constantly showing off his front few teeth. You knew those downturned eyes were there somewhere, even with their shine dulled by the shadows of what looked to be a dark cellar around you. 
His hair was unkempt, thick, dark strands covering his ears and going so far to the base of his neck. Wow, you had never seen him look so scruffy, even when watching from outside, seeing him brush his teeth in shirtless pajamas. He looked worried, shirt untucked and pants wrinkled as he ran a hand through his hair. 
“And I’m sorry to say.. But don’t even think about trying to run away now. I made up my mind long ago, and if I find out that--”
“Urk, I wasn’t planning on it. I saw, the uh, dedication board. Or, shrine?”
At that, Elijah stopped. His baby blue eyes went wide for a moment, forgetting that was where he originally found you until now. 
You hid your head down in discomfort.  
“I have the same one…of you, in my apartment… in a box under my bed. There’s even a piece of hair from middleschool that I c..ut, from you.” You held back a nauseous gag at the admission. But here you were, this was your chance to prove how much you loved him, how much dedication you put towards understanding his every move, every like and dislike, the intricacies of his family history. “Do you know why I was in your room?” You asked, wondering if he already had seen your worship blog. 
Elijah took a step back, lowering to sit on a pulled out fold-up chair across from you. His knees touched yours, still dressed in his black slacks and matching loafers, rolled up sleeves on his cream-colored button up that showed he had taken liberties to get more comfortable for the night. 
“I’ll be honest I hadn’t contemplated that… just about how perfect of a chance it was, that you-- my uh, small, obsession since fifth grade.. Was here.” He looked down, a small red tint creeping from his cheeks to the rest of his face. He was bright crimson, like a kid again confessing to his crush behind the bleachers. “But you remember me?? From so long ago? I can’t… Its hard to imagine, i’ve been watching you for years and thought you had completely forgotten about me.”
“Are you kidding?” You watched Elijah rub his eyes, trying to hide his face behind his knuckles. “You’re all over the news, even if I wanted to avoid you. But I haven’t stopped following your every move since, I can’t remember. Every house change, new school, shopping trip with your mother… anytime I was free I dedicated it to watching you, or my--”
You cut yourself off, stepping one foot off into the deep end on a subject you desperately wanted kept hidden. 
“If I knew any better I’d say you sound like a bit of a stalker.” Elijah tried to hide his grin behind his hand, leaning forward to get a closer look at you. “What were you going to say?”
“My…blog.” 
“Blog?” He parroted. 
“It’s a…. Dedication blog. To you.”
“Oh, like an obsessed fan?” He jeered, laughing with bright teeth as he braced his shaking from on his knee.  “Don’t tell me-- you snuck in here for content to your blog?”
“No-! Well, yes. But some of it was going in my private stash…” You pouted, knowing you’d never get that chance again now that you’ve been discovered. Your days of fawning were going to come to a close. 
“So you must be the one who keeps finding a way to get pictures when I never see any reporters around. By, breaking into my home.” 
“That sounds really bad.. But I promise I wasn’t going to try to steal, or hurt you!”
That only made him laugh harder.
“I can’t… can’t believe I never saw you..” He wheezed, face flushed as you sat rotting in embarrassment and shame. “I had drivers chase after you for hours when you disappeared-- but you were five steps behind me the entire time!”
Drivers… your brain clicked two and two together as he tried to stop from giggling while hunched over. 
“...Drivers?” You question. No way this is what yout thought it was.”So you’ve been spying on me?”
“Don’t sound so offended, little stalker,” He settled down, a permanent smile still on his mouth as he dragged the steel chair somehow closer. “ You’ve been hard to catch, but i’ve been keeping tabs on you, as unseemingly as it is. I couldn’t do it myself but I wanted to make sure you were, okay. Before it was safe to bring you home. Though I had nothing to fear about you forgetting me at all!”
You swallowed, mouth having gone back to a dry desert as you contemplated what this all meant. YOUR Elijah was spying on you in your home? Sending out underlings to watch and make sure you were safe? The man who you’d lay your life down for? You fantasized, imagining him at your window, you-- freshly out of the shower…
“What do you mean by home? You don’t mean.. Here, in the estate, right?”
Elijah observed you so fully, it made you nervous. He had never given someone this much attention in interviews, nonetheless in the photos and videos you managed to snap of him alone. And he was looking at you, with those eyes. 
You didn’t know how much longer you could take it. Smelling his sandalwood with his knees pressing against yours, his finely ironed shirt toned against him-- right here, in the flesh. You always thought you’d be at a distance, never able to come in contact with him.. And now, you were tied up in his family’s wine cellar. 
“Of course my darling. Where else? I can’t possibly send you back to that dungeon of an apartment. And you,” He stood, intent on coming closer. “Came in so willingly, huh? Didn’t think you’d return my love so… earnestly.”
“W-well who said anything about staying?” You sputtered, looking at his eyes glower in an exceedingly dark fashion. “I mean…. You love me? I’d accepted I’d never be seen by you but… you’ve been watching, the entire time?”
He stood up from his chair with a slight creak, causing your neck to strain upwards to look at him. A small touch caressed the end of your chin, his finger smoothening as it lifted your head to meet his gaze. 
He hummed, Elijah’s eyes full of an expression you’ve never seen him wear before. Something in the mix of a sentimental possession, and a lover. But it was so tender, you couldn’t look away. It was so safe, so familiar. You recognized that look in the mirror, visible in your own eyes when you planted kisses on his printed photo taped to your vanity. 
“Haven’t been able to keep you off my mind since you plucked that leaf off of my spoiled head. Love doesn’t even begin to describe it. I need, you.” 
His gaze was so genuine, your eyes soothed by the glazed over grin he gave you, leaning down to hunch on his knees to be closer to you. 
“I…” You breathed, wondering if this was a dream. “I’ve wanted you to see me.. for so long. Is this real?” 
You stopped working. There was no chance that he had been watching you, wondering and waiting for you to recognize him, when you were longing for his attention, having convinced yourself long ago you’d only be able to possess him from a distance. 
Soft fingers that hadn’t worked a day in their lives creeped up your knees, Elijah’s face only inches away as his eyelids lowed, looking sultry as he watched you squirm. 
“I pray it’s not.” He exhaled. 
“...Well, I’m not staying tied up in this chair, no matter how much you beg. Though… I can’t say I’d mind staying with you. Being with you.. Here, together.”
“Good. It wasn’t really a matter of choice, anyway.” He grinned, pressing a slow kiss to your cheek. 
You involuntarily hummed in content, pressing closer to his lips as you arched out of the chair, longing to touch his warm body. He was kissing you; somebody get you out of these ropes before you jump the man. 
Elijah couldn’t help but grin like a maniac, drugged on the way you relished his touch and pressed your chest forward to him. He rushed kisses to your chin, bites to your ear and licks to your neck with a groan. 
But a sudden stop brought your blissfully closed eyes to an open. 
“I’m sorry… want you too much, it’s getting to the better of me.”
“I’m not sorry,” You mumble, hoping that if this was a dream, you wouldn’t ever wake up. “Please, don’t stop.. I’ve killed for this, don’t stop now.”
“You tempt me too much,” He chuckles, gripping the sides of your chair seat to stablize himself leering over you. “So lucky you were my little creepy stalker, and no one else’s. Wouldn’t be able to control myself otherwise.”
“Stalker, murderer of your old lovers… I have many names.” You joked, but the bitterness on your tongue remembering those placeholders you got rid of was sour. 
“Many talents, too.” Elijah’s eyebrows furrowed. “You’re the one that caused my fiances to dissapear? I wondered how they kept doing that,” He looked keenly, seeing right through your little ‘joke’. “Even I couldn’t shoo my mothers’ arranged partners away.”
You tried to look away, embarrassment showing on the way you bit your lips clean and your heartbeat wrapped. “I did it in your name….  I couldn’t stand them thinking they were worth being so close and casual with you! It was infuriating every time I saw it I-- I just  couldn’t take it anymore. Even if it meant I’d never have you.” 
Elijah buried himself in your hair, holding you tight. The squeeze was so personable, hungry and desperate to hold all of you.
 “You have me now, you have me completely. I want you-- what a favor you have done, and you hadn’t even known.”
It felt so good, praised for such hard and hateful work you carried out. Their bodies were mangled, your rage manifesting in the corpses buried under the old golf course near your dingy apartment complex-- and he was happy you did it. Oh, you wanted to hold him, to smell him fully. These binds were stopping you from caressing the lover, the dream you had fantasized holding you to sleep so often, spooning the jackets and dresshirts of his musk in replacement for comfort. 
Elijah still snickered in your ear, playing with the tips of your hair.
“But now, I have to see this blog. I’m too curious-- though I can’t say seeing it will help my small obsession for you. A stalking blog-- too cute.”
You were still so shameful of it, now that he brought it up. You didn’t want your soulmate to see the virtual shrine you had dedicated to him, your unseemly thoughts and hungry urges that were far too detailed and graphic to be shared with their perpetrator. But what choice did you have? He’d find it, one way or another. 
“F..fine. But you’d you atleast untie me now? My arms are getting sore.”
That seemed to cease his light-hearted expression, frowning against your skull as he inhaled the sweet scent of your hair. It was the same as he remembered, now a decade later. 
“You’re not gonna try to leave, are you?” He murmured, caressing pinching your ear with a light tone. But something dangerous was held behind it. It was frightening.. But oh, as if the possessiveness didn’t fuel how much more your insides craved him. 
“Do you think I’d really try to go anywhere? Not when you’re so accessible to me now.” You looked over. Elijah’s lashes looked so long up close, sweetly deadpanned eyes watching as if you were being tested, hunted. 
He seemed to find your answer appealing, getting up and pulling something out of his back pocket. Leaning down once more, you saw the switchblade bobbing between his hands, a pretty and simple hunting blade. He leaned over you, pressing it against the knot above your wrists. 
You focused on feeling for the blade as to not get cut, only for your attention to be pulled back to the spoiled one-percenters lips pressing yours directly. It was a shock, more than anything. You wished you had seen it coming, wish you had been better prepared to share your first kiss with your darling! 
Elijah left your mouth nowhere to run as he pressed up against you, fervidly ensnaring your lips between his.
You gladly accepted the pull away for a second kiss, leaning up as much as you could while hiding your desperation. He was so soft, lips gentle and big as they enveloped your bitten ones. 
“Sorry,” Elijah broke away slowly, not straying far. “I’ve wanted to do that for ages.” You watched his eyes stare wonders at your lips, fingers brushing against your trapped ones from behind as the task at hand was forgotten. 
“Me too.” You uttered, pulling forward to kiss him again with an open, insatiable mouth. 
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does anyone know her dad? | dn3 x reader (part 3)
paring: daniel ricciardo x toto's daughter!reader, daniel ricciardo x wolff & shcumacher!reader warning: nothing (google translated german because i studied that language for 2 years and dont know a single word anymore) notes: part 1, part 2 and part 4 are recommended reading
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ynquads god i love what the us grand prixs do to this man. there's something in the air and the cowboy hats are hot. i truly feel really blessed to have met you, to spend my life with you, to have been by your side and to have had you by mine. i just really love you ❤️❤️❤️
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f1wagsupdate as we all know that the figure skater and danny ric's girlfriend yn shcumacher is the child of toto wolff and michael shcumacher's sister, we decided to go on a deep dive. these are really the only photos we could find from facebook. we could only find this one photo of katarina shcumacher and not a single one her and toto together. but isn't toto just adorable with baby yn? and enjoy baby yn and max verstappen looking super cool!
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yt video: YN SHCUMACHER ATTENDS COTA - BRUNDLE GRIDWALK
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observations with gojo ノ height differences.
short reader.
he's tall. like freakishly tall. when he comes over, his legs dangle off the bed. his hands are also huge — its size, lengthwise, being almost as long as a litre bottle. he's aware of his proportions; having lived with them all his life, it never dawned on him that he's a towering giant until he met you. you are short. when standing next to him, you only make up half his height. he thinks it's cute— waking up to you in random shorts and a white tshirt that's swallowing you in its depths.
he likes holding hands, you don't. his idea of hand holding consists of firmly caging your entire hand in his, leaving no room for your blood vessels. most times, when he's feeling funny, he'll throw things on the highest shelf just to mess with you. it's cliché, he knows, but it's funny watching you super jump to reach the top of the fridge. it's also top tier comedy seeing you tiptoe to reach at least his chest when you're taking pics together. you know what isn't funny to him? losing you in a crowd. it scares him how easily you blend in. makes him want to buy you those umbrella hats so he can spot you easily.
tall reader.
all his life he walked among others as the tall, lanky fella with an odd hair colour. this, of course, didn't stop the people from thinking he's attractive. within the group of his glazers, he found himself attracted to the woman whose legs make up a third of her body. maybe you're just wearing heels? wrong. that height is nothing short of natural and trust he's intrigued. what's a fine woman like you doing in the men's section? dumb question, he knows it's because the ladies section doesn't have your shoe size. he just needs a reason to flirt.
he's aware that the height difference isn't much. probably just a three-inches difference at most. however, it tickles something in him. without heels, you reach his chin. with heels, you're as tall as he is. he knows you sometimes think of your height as too manly for your gender. for example, there were times you immediately got sad when his shirt didn't travel down your thigh. instead, its hem sat perfectly on your hip. he didn't truly understand why you were sad — in his head he loved the way his clothes fit you. makes it way easier to sneak in his clothing in your closet. he's a simple man to amuse: once you're in his clothes where he can smell his cologne it's gameover.
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hi hi hi- if possible, could you please explain the "crowley lives in his car" meme to me 😭😭 cause I have no idea how tf people came up with it, and it's not as funny when I don't understand it ovkekvo thanks !
Hiya! :)
So:
First, Neil was asked about Aziraphale's and Crowley's situation. While the angel owns the bookshop and its land (plus a good chuck of Soho), Crowley's flat was paid by Hell - so after the Apocaflop it stands to reason they will no longer pay his bills or let him stay there ... it actually started a wave of 'aw he will move to the bookshop' :).
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Second, the plants in the Bentley. There was a bts pic of Bentley with plants, so we thought he is moving into the bookshop :).
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But then Neil says the season is taking place 4 years after the Armageddon't. And pics keep piling where the plants are still in the Bentley.
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Seeming like there are there all the time => it was concluded Crowley might be living there :D. (who knows, perhaps there is a different reason, after all in the NYCC clip Crowley was said to be holding a plant).
Third, Shax says thank Hell could just deliver bills to Crowley's car:
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Like that his is address. Again, it could be just that Hell knows he is to reach there - in the deleted Telephone Tower scene Crowley finds a note at his car (from the script book):
Over this we can hear a telecom voice saying, ‘We are sorry. All circuits are busy.’
And Crowley is smiling. What a wonderful day.
He reaches his car, a beautiful vintage Bentley sports car, and sees a note – ancient brown paper under the windscreen wiper. Puzzled, he opens it and reads.
He looks at his watch. He’s late. It’s no longer a beautiful day.
He drives away, at speed, leaving the crumpled note in the gutter, where it begins to burn.
Fourth, Crowley in the with the Shax Sneak Peek seems kind of depressed. Not like 'living with my angel happy' mor like 'living across my angel in my car depressed' :D ❤
So yeah. It was concluded that Crowley might be living in his car. :D We don't have confirmed that it's true, but while we are waiting to see we're talking about it :).
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I give you... The Sims 4 Mystery Shack. Work in progress.
This isn't done-done, so I'm not gonna show off the whole thing—just some shots that show off just how much I'm trying to match up the details. I'm working with a 30 image limit here so I can't show EVERYTHING, mainly I wanna brag about how accurate it is with some comparison pics.
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The reason the cellar door next to the gift shop is so much bigger in my version is because it camouflages an actual functioning doorway to the cellar seen in Bottomless Pit. The back porch currently has a window that's gonna be moved; I put the attic window there based off of its location in Headhunters, but I've now made the executive decision that Headhunters doesn't know what it's talking about and I'll make that window the one under the roof hangout spot.
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The Sims 4 doesn't give you the ability to walk on roofs. You have no idea what kind of finagling I've been doing to try to sneak a subtle ladder onto this roof.
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Please notice that Bill rug made out of seven other rugs. The blanket-covered table in the middle of the gift shop isn't show-accurate, but it's a yard sale table—so, you can load it up with knickknacks and collectibles, start a yard sale, and let people come in to buy them, thus actually running the Mystery Shack like a business while keeping it a residential lot.
There's no swinging vending machine so I put the hidden staircase behind a bookcase door instead, but I still need to experiment to see if I can't do something tricky with a vending machine.
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I even included the hidden safe in the living room, but I'm trying to sample this house with a 30 image post limit, so you'll just have to trust me. There's a LOT of little details like that, but I'm proudest of that one.
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Due to the restrictions of making this house fit in a 3D space with walls that line up and converting from cartoon proportions to Sims 4 proportions, the dimensions of a lot of spaces get adjusted—and I think you feel that the most in the kitchen, which is pretty squished. But even squished, it's got everything it's supposed to, in the right places. (Except a wolf head on the fridge. I had a statue up there that the game deleted, I'll put something back up there later.
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And I've hit my 30 image limit, so I'm subjecting you to a part two in a moment.
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HS + Y/I: 2022 (SERIES)
EXTRA (7) -- completely forgot about this account 💀 i'm back tho! (i think)
PREVIOUS. NEXT.
HARRY STYLES + PLATONIC!EX-1D MEMBER!FEM!READER
WARNINGS: i apologise for the countless changes of face claims! it's so hard finding pics for just one fc :((
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ynlnnews YN JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO ON TWITTER
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ynrry YN LN AND HARRY STYLES AT THE RED CARPET FOR THE GRAMMY’S !!
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celebnews “I’m quite nervous right now, can you tell? Dear Trevor Noah, why did you have to get sick?! Seriously, I feel like I’m going to pass out right this second. Adele is literally looking at me, I can’t handle this”. — YN LN at the Grammy’s 2023.
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celebnews Harry Styles and YN LN performing As It Was at the Grammy’s!
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ynrrymoments “We would’ve never been here, right at this moment, if it weren’t for all of you. Words can’t explain how thankful we are. You all deserve the world, thank you, so much for this”. — YNRRY at the Grammy’s!
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harrystyles Grammys, February 2023. It’s always us against the world.
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i don’t even know where to start, this year has been so beautiful to us. you’ve all been so beautiful to us. we didn’t know where to start, and you all were there. we’re still in shock of what happened. harry is literally eating the pizza we didn’t manage to eat at the event. we’re just in disbelief, thank you. thank you, so so much. i love u i love u i love i love u
and harry, dear harry styles, you are one big motherfucker. you are the most annoying person i’ve ever met. thanks to you too, for everything that you’ve done to me. you’ve worked so hard for this album, your albums, and i will always be proud of you. you deserve everything that you have, literally. i love you so much, it will always be us against the world.
february ‘23, grammys !!
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Tkk have zero respect for Jk. Today, tkk still lying saying Jikook seperated after 5 weeks or Jk wanted to join Tae, but can't cause of tattoos, even tho he never said any of that & Jimin was a last resort, even tho Jk could've enlisted alone. Mad they didn't get the buddy system for their favs. My question tho, why is it Jk always doing all the sacrificing in their minds? Its Jk wanted to be with his baby, but couldn't. You don't hear them say Tae could've enlisted with Jk instead, if tattoos were an issue tho. Do you? Does this mean Tae doesn't love JK as much as Jk loves Tae, since Tae didn't sacrifice what he wanted to do, to be with Jk? You don't hear them saying poor Jk, when all tae's pictures of him and jennie hit the web or Tae was vacationing with her or walking with her holding her hand in Paris and how Tae spent more time in Paris with Jennie, then he did with Jk on that friend ski trip. Do you? Its always Jk either being the shitty BF emotionally abusing Tae & even physically cause they try to say Jk yanks Tae away from people, etc or its Jk is the reason Taekook is not Taekooking or Its his tattoos, he couldn't go, but he wanted too LIE. Its them saying Tae tried to tell us for months Jk is his lover, but Jk is off doing fanservice with others and hurting Tae instead. The flip flopping narratives & victim complex throw on Tae is disturbing. Its okay for Tae to fuck Jennie for 2 years, hold her hand in Paris, take intimate pics in her bed, take couple selfies with her in his house wearing matching clothes, follow her on IG, lounge in bed with Wooga and kiss on them and go off with them and hang on randoms in paris & say he likes Jimin the most over Jk and move another man into his home who is not Jk. See all of that is okay in their minds and yet they still manage to make Jk the abuser treating tae like shit, cause how dare he enlist with another man, hang out with his 97 line, its all fanservice, he doesn't treat tae right.
They don't know what narrative they want to run with, but they know whatever it is, Tae has to be the main character. They are all tae solos and want him to be the main character no matter what. Even if it means painting him as a helpless abused victim by the most popular idol on one hand & on the other, the one Jk has to make sacrifices for, but never the other way around. Tae can treat JK like garbage, cause its deserved for all his years doing fanservice with Jimin. They really hate Jk and they hate him more now since Chapter 2, cause he didn't play along with what Tae was doing. Plain and simple, but he's the most popular idol and that pairs well with more attention on Tae when it comes to trending, so they keep him around for that. Its not Taekook they like. Its the ship being big that they like and the attention they get from it and the bigger the ship, the more attention for Tae and that is what matters. That's what it always been about it. Funny thing is though, Tae hates these fools and keeps shitting on their fantasies on purpose and they keep letting him. He gives a little, then snatches their fucking scalps for them. Deserved too.
That's an understatement I don't know a single Tuktukkers who likes Jungkook for real
In fact he has no agency no autonomy where they are concerned everything he does is coerced, against his will there's no free choice in their vocabulary
To think some of them are grown adults with this mindset is crazy
Jungkook has been caught sneaking Jimin into his hotel room by hybe hidden cameras and nooooo Jimin is the one to blame for it. Not the guy who sneaks into his room at 1am to lie on his bed doing absolutely nothing
They just can't admit the fact Jungkook IS NOT who and what they think he is nor what they want him to be in their ship realm.
And they HATE him for it too
They hate that man they ship with their favs
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melancholysway · 2 years
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TMNT Headcanons: Weaknesses
Leonardo cannot cook! I repeat, LEONARDO CANNOT COOK!
Leo definitely does not know his way around a toaster, Donnie has to repair it often, it started off so early during his teens, too. It's also one of the reasons why Mikey is coined as the family chef.
"Don't touch! Shoo!" Donnie exclaims as he slaps Leo's hand away from the toaster. It would be so funny, especially in the 2007 universe.
Leonardo getting back from a long ass trip abroad and coming home to electronics, oh my goodness. I headcanon that he would feel off about NOT hunting for food. Definitely had pizza withdrawal, and tried to mimic the taste (something Mikey would do,) back in South America with mushy berries as the pizza sauce, spoiler: it doesn't taste the same.
Donatello is terrible at social cues. Like, he doesn't read the room very well at times. Especially 2012 Donnie.
***THE blueprint of "Oh she passed away? Um...anyways so,"***
Yall remember when Mikey was literally on his deathbed in the lair and April texted Donnie about where Leonardo was so he decided to cheer about the fact that April texted him,
Donnie: "Oh this is the best day!"
Mikey: *on the couch debating his life choices up until this point*
Donnie: "Oh...well, its had its ups and downs :)"
A LOT of times in the show he gets all scientific during different crises', its seriously comical. Definitely will talk about the laws of physics whilst sneaking around TCRI, gets really excited over alien technology...too excited. He got the spirit, just terrible timing LMAO
Raphael's comebacks are always SOOOO out of pocket. Like, even he takes a second to reevaluate his cleverness.
2003 Raphael fits this headcanon like a glove. Mans really made a "yo mama" joke while being interrogated, you can't say he wasnt a goated character.
Clowns Donnie's inventions ALLL the time, doesn't matter what it is.
and Donnie better hope Raph doesn't catch him using them either.
"Ya're a genius, but damn, bro. A big red button? Look, Mikey, we're savin' tha world with a button! Whoop dee do."
cue the Shellraiser shooting missiles at whatever threat they're facing.
He also jumps the gun on his comebacks...case in point ^^
Also clowns Mikey for being Mikey, especially 2012 mikey.
Raph" "God, I didn't think a mutant could be uglier than Mikey over there!"
Mikey: "Hey! I'm right here!"
Michelangelo has TERRIBLE timing. I mean, cracks a joke during serious moments type of timing
He celebrates wayyyy too early. Always, always, ALWAYS! Definitely bayverse mikey!
Him & his brothers will literally be fighting the Foot & he’s all “AWWW YEAH!” when the soldiers are clear, just for the final bosses to come out the cut unexpected.
Beatboxes while in life-threatening situations, not that it’s a weakness, it’s just NOT the time, Leo let’s him know that.
Overdoes his jokes a lot of the time, ‘specially when it comes to April- when they first cornered her after she took a pic of them? Yikes.
Exchanges like this when they watch a movie or show with any female, what? They’ve only been around April!
Mikey: “Guysssss lil Mike is tingling oohhh!”
Donnie: “Lil Mike?”
Mikey: “Yeah, what? You guys didn’t name your di-“
Leo: “alright time to go,”
Out of all the brothers, I think Leonardo’s headcanon is the funniest!
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mrsbsmooth · 9 months
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If you sent your S6 LI a nude while they were at work:
Did these for S4 but someone got in before me for S5, but now that we've got all the LIs, here we go. I don't have gifs this time, just HCs lol.
Andy
Has his hands full right this very second, holding a particularly nasty cat. Leans over to quickly glance at his phone, sees the image preview. Eyes go wide, and he leans in to make sure he's seeing things correctly. Completely loses all concentration, he's coming home with scratches up his arms. But don't worry, he's gonna get his girl to put a few more on his back when he gets home.
Bella
Can't really look at her phone while doing a set, but she feels it buzz a custom vibrate pattern in her pocket, and smiles a little. It's late , and there's only one reason that her girl would be awake at this hour... so Bella knows exactly what's in that text message. And she knows she's not sleeping at her place tonight.
Chloe
She doesn't have her phone while she's practicing or on stage, but as soon as she comes off it you best believe she's squealing. Everyone's asking her what happened, and she's proudly announcing that her girl just sent her a nude. But she's not sharing. The other ballerinas aren't getting a look at her girl.
Elliot
He's in the middle of streaming. His phone chimes, sees its from his girl, pauses to look at it (because he always pauses the game for her), and immediately just freezes. He glances up at the camera, then back at his phone, then back at the camera.
"Sorry guys, gotta go. Something has... uh... come up. Don'tforgettosubscribebyee!" Slams the computer shut, he is gone.
Flo
She's probably overseas, so she can't rush home like the others, but she can take a break, jumping into the nearest bathroom, locking the doors and taking a sneaky nude back. She's been in enough photos, she knows how to take them. The pic she's sending back is good enough to frame.
Francis
Doesn't have a phone. Even if he did, doesn't have reception in the middle of the forest.
Jamal
Got his airpods in while practicing in the half pipe. Siri reads it out. 'Text message from My Girl. Attachment: 1 image. Text message reads: I want you.'
Jamal immediately wipes out on the half pipe. He's fine. He climbs out, packs his shit and is on his fucking way.
Lewie
Just finished training, checks his phone. Eyes go wiiiiiide. The lads see him and know exactly why, but he quickly locks his phone and packs his shit. Doesn't bother showering. He can do that at her place when he drags her in there with him.
Marshall
Like Flo, sneaking into the bathroom to send her a dick pic back. He’s a sexting pro, in minutes she’s on her way to drop by wherever his event is. Crazy quickie in the backseat of his car. Gives her a kiss, fixes his clothes, back to work like nothing happened. Sends her a text a little later to let her know he’s ready for round two
Ozzy
Would barely be able to tell anything was awry. The tiniest smirk, the subtlest flash of fire in his eyes, and a text back.
"Damn"
Roberto
He can't talk right away, (he's flying a fucking plane, obviously). But he can check it at the hotel that night. He's immediately sending her one back, and then, he's picking up the phone to call her. He's not hanging up until they're both satisfied.
Ryan
Like Bella, he's probably performing, so he can't respond right away. But when he sees it, he's sending her a message back straight away, gushing about how beautiful she looks... and telling her in no uncertain terms exactly, step-by-step, what he is going to do to her when he gets home.
Bonus: Hamish
Checks the message, fires a text back, slips it back into his pocket. No prospective buyers any the wiser. She opens the text back: 'On your back on the dining room table. Fifteen minutes.' He's making a... quick stop at home before his next showing.
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When the World Went to Shit (Chapter 3)
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Joel Miller x FEM! Reader
A/N: this is a SPOILER WARNING, this contains spoliers from the second episode (and more to come).
WARNINGS: Canon level of violence, swears, reader is ready to fight a goddamn child, Joel is sad, talks of grief, PTSD, brief mentions of gore, Eventual Smut, pining (on both ends), grumpy idiots in love, reader is in her late 30's to early to mid 40's. Major character deaths. DISCLAIMER NO CHARACTERS/GIFS/PICS USED ARE MINE.
Summary: 20 years later after the world went to shit you, Joel, and Tess have to take 14 year old Ellie to the Firefly base outside of Boston QZ. What was supposed to be a simple plan turned into something much more complicated.
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You and Joel lingered in the back as Tess and Ellie walked ahead of you. You couldn’t help but study Ellie as she took in the world for what you assumed was for the first time. You saw the ruins around you as painful reminders of the world that was lost, but you could see the beauty of it in her eyes. It was like a baby opening their eyes for the first time and taking in everything around them, a certain sparkle lingered as she took in the world around her. Where you saw painful reminders all she could see was wonder, without knowing it the corners of your mouth turned upward. It wasn’t until you looked away and saw Joel’s gaze on you that you struggled to fight the embarrassed flush that was making its way to your cheeks. 
“What?” You asked, crossing your arms. Joel’s gaze lingered on you for a moment longer before turning away. You sighed as you picked up your pace, trying to put some distance between you. You didn’t like when he did that, looking at you without saying anything, it made you nervous. You pushed down the reason why it made you nervous as you both reached the overturned car ahead. It was something that you could easily climb, you were almost there when Joel caught up to you. You wordlessly made it to the car, Tess and Ellie already on the other side when Joel motioned you to go first. You could hear the car creak as you stepped but you paid it no mind, finally stepping onto the concrete ground with a solid thud, before turning to the pepper haired man behind you. You waited for him on the other side, you watched as he adjusted the firearm as he stepped, careful not to get it caught on something. When he landed with a thud you discreetly looked at his hand, still shaky. 
“Wish I could’ve done more.” You sigh, as you and Joel move to catch up with the rest of your small group. 
“What did you say?” You forgot, you were on Joel’s right side, his hearing practically deaf from that one shooting match. You were about to repeat yourself when you stumbled, not seeing the piece of debris in front of you. As you prepared yourself for impact you were shocked to feel something warm wrapped around you. You breathed in and recognized the familiar earthy scent. You looked over to see Joel had his hands around your waist. From this angle you could feel the material of his shirt, the warmth of his chest and see the  faint lines of age scattered gracefully on his face. You could feel the blush rising from the back of your neck and your heart thumping against your chest as your eyes lingered their gaze on his dark eyes. Breaking away from him as you felt your eyes being pulled to look at his lips. 
No, you told yourself, get a hold of yourself goddamn it. 
He wasn’t yours to want. 
“Trying to sweep me off my feet Miller?” You deflected the very real feelings by meaningless humor, a tactic you’ve used more than you cared to say. Almost like being broken out of a trance Joel straightened up as he maneuvered you to stay at his left side. 
“Watch your step.” Joel said as you all continued, you could see Ellie sneaking glances of you occasionally, a mischievous smile etching her way across her face as a sinking feeling snuck its way into your guts. 
“Don’t get too attached,” Joel says beside you, eyes trained ahead. 
“Who said I was?” You defended. You could hear him let out a long sigh before turning his gaze towards you. 
“I’m just saying Doc,” Joel said, his eyes never leaving you, “she’s cargo, we’re going to be dropping her off and then going to get Tommy out of whatever shit he’s in.” You look at him, Joel’s never gone more than a day without talking to Tommy. Not since the outbreak. In a way, Tommy was the only other person who knew Sarah. His last connection to the life he had before. So you put your hand on his shoulder and squeeze lightly. 
“I’m sure he’s doing ok,” you assured, “who knows. He may have found people to help him, keep him company while we work on trying to get to him.” Joel never smiled, at least, never in front of people he didn’t consider close to him. So instead his eyes soften as he mutters a silent thank you. You smiled for him before returning your gaze in front of you. 
“Everyone said the open city was crazy,” Ellie spoke loud enough for you and Joel to hear, “like swarms of infected running around everywhere.” 
“It’s not exactly like that,” Joel spoke as you continued. 
“People like to tell stories,” Tess added. 
“So there aren’t like super infected that explode fungus spores on you?” Ellie asked, sounding slightly disappointed. 
“Haven’t come across one if there are any,” You say looking at her, “but fuck that sounds terrifying. You would need to travel with a gas mask everywhere with you and if that breaks you're screwed.” Ellie’s eyes lit up at you as you engaged her. 
“If you think that’s terrifying I’ve heard stories about ones with split open heads that see in the dark like bats!” 
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You tried to calm the erratic beating of your heart and willed the slight shake in your hand to still as you barely breathed. 
The long way had been a bust, leaving only the “Fuck no” route. At first the bone dry roots in front of the abandoned museum had given you slight hope that maybe the infected there were already dead. But as you said before, hope was hell. Now you were crouched behind a display case as a clicker passed by you, its head taken over by the fungus. You were just glad that the thing only heard sound and couldn’t see. Out of the corner of your eye you could see where Joel and Ellie were crouched over. You were careful to be silent as you took your aim, you nodded over where Tess was; a silent plan formed as you prayed to whatever god was willing to grant some mercy as you shot at the clicker as it came too close for comfort to them. Sure enough one shot was all it took, but you quickly turned to see the other clicker coming full speed at you. You shot a few times, trying to slow it down as Tess swung an ax at its head as she tackled it, she landed on the ground with a thud as the clicker started to go after her. You were quick to shoot at it, once and twice before it finally went down. It’s deformed body sinking to the ground at an odd angle. 
“Fuck” you said as you lowered your gun before you looked over at Joel and Ellie, making sure that they were ok. They stood up and walked over to you. You said a silent apology to the clicker as your focus returned to the group. “Everyone alright? Tess?”
“Yeah,” Tess said thickly, acting as though her bell hadn’t been run, “just a sprained ankle.” She adjusts her jacket, which you paid no mind as your gaze turns to Joel and Ellie. 
“I’m fine.” Joel assures as he walks over to lend Tess a hand that she refuses. 
“Umm guys,” Ellie called, you looked over at her to see her sleeve pulled up. 
Another bite. 
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” You mutter as you rub your temple. The first bite was three weeks old, but you had no idea what a second bite would do. What if that second bite is the one she needs to turn. You took in a sharp breath as you tried to think logically, 
This could be an experiment, wait it out, if she doesn’t turn then that proves that she is immune, either fully or highly. If she turns then the world just goes on turning, no cure no vaccine no hope. If she doesn't, something might be able to be done to help spread immunity. 
Everyone was silent until Tess spoke. 
“Let’s get the fuck out of here.” 
You, Joel, Ellie, and Tess make your way up the final flight of steps before reaching the roof. Tess had limped and grunted as she powered through. 
“That’s it,” you said as you put your bag down beside you and sat Tess down on the window seal. Looking up at Joel and Ellie, “Go on ahead and wait for us over there. It won’t take longer than a minute.” Joel seemed hesitant before taking Ellie across the makeshift bridge. 
You took off the well worn shoe and began to grab bandages. 
“You don’t need to,” Tess began. 
“Yes I do,” you said, patching her up, “you could cause more damage if it’s not healed right.” 
“Put that away you don’t ne-”
“Then call it duty of care or whatever,” you said, “I can’t just let you limp arou-”
“For fucks sake Doc listen,” Tess harshly whispers, you stop your ministrations, and time seemed to slow down. There was a dangerous look in her eye, one of fear and acceptance all at once. You studied her until you finally noticed the inflamed redness crawling up the side of her collarbone. 
No, please god no. 
Tess looked over at Joel and Ellie before pulling the collar of her shirt down to reveal the bite marks. You could feel your heart in your throat as you watched the long haired woman gently push your hands away. 
“Save your bandages,” Tess said as her hand adjusted the collar of her shirt to hide it, “I’m not going to need them soon anyways.” 
“Goddamnit Detroit,” you swore, as you pushed back the hot tears that burned in the back of your eyes. You loved Tess like a sister, she had become family to you and now she was being taken away. Your heart broke but you pushed it down. 
“My luck had to run out sometime,” Tess said, “I’m going to need you to promise me something Doc.” You wordlessly nodded, not trusting the words to come out without choking you.
“I’m leaving you a list,” she starts, “and you’re going to do every single thing on that list.” She grabs your hand in hers, “one, look out for yourself more you don’t do it enough. Two, you get that kid to the Firefly’s no matter what, and three…look out for Joel after I’m gone, he’s going to try to push you away and everything but don’t let him. Punch him when he’s an ass but give him a bandaid after, just look out for him. Cause one day he's going to piss off the wrong person and they’ll kill him for it if you’re not there, you know I’m right.” You closed your eyes, another piece of your heart was breaking as you finished what you had started. You used tape instead of bandages. 
“When are you going to tell Joel?” 
“After we drop the kid off,” she says, “you’re not going to say anything until then is that understood.” 
“And if you turn before then?”
“Then…” she pauses the gruesome scenario playing through her mind, “we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.” she turns to you, “promise me that you’ll do exactly as I said.” 
“I promise,” you don’t hesitate as you helped her up and watched her as she walked along the bridge. Coming up beside Joel who stood side by side with Ellie, watching the view. You stifled the pain in your chest as you watched her smile and look at him, you could see her looking at the view herself. You pretended to do the same, but you couldn’t enjoy it knowing it was the last view you would ever appreciate with her again. 
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It didn’t take long to get to the government building, its daunting walls that used to gleam were covered in vines and weather worn. You didn’t look at Joel the entire time, too scared that he would read you like a book, even as all four of you hunched behind an old yellow car you dared not look. 
You didn’t see any Firefly’s outside, it seemed completely dead. Something was clearly off, Tess motioned Joel to go first. You watched him stalk carefully across the road to the truck, and swing open the door, the gun already in his hands despite finding it empty. You watched as he circled the truck as you got out from behind the car Tess and Ellie in tow and walked towards him, noticing the blood that stained the inside and the bodies rotting. They couldn’t have been there for longer than a day. Something definitely wasn’t right. 
“What’s going on?”
“I don’t know,” Joel replied, equally confused. 
“They went inside.” Ellie said, pointing to the trail of blood leading to the steps. Without warning Tess grabbed her arm, “Come on” she says as she marches her way up the steps. You notice her slightly shaking, she was running out of time. 
“Tess!” Joel called out for her, running towards her. You took in a shaky breath before rushing up the steps yourself. You all walk in and your stomach sinks to the floor. Pools of scarlet surround the former Firefly’s as fungus patches decorated the ground. 
“Holy shit” Ellie swore. 
“Ok,” You heard Tess say her voice shaky, “I mean, there has to be a fucking radio or something.” You see panic start to fill her eyes as she searches. 
“Who killed them?” Ellie asks looking at Joel, “FEDRA?”
“No,” Joel answers, turning over the body in front of him with his boot clad foot. Tess’s search was getting more frantic. “One of them got bit,” he points to the bite marks, “the healthy ones fought the sick ones, everyone lost- Tess?” He turns around, “what’re you doing?” walking over to her. 
“Where did Marlene say she was taking you?” Tess ignored Joel, walking over to Ellie who didn’t answer. “Ellie!” her impatience grew as you saw Ellie think. 
“Uuh, I don’t know just West.” 
Tess cusses as she continues looking, “Well I mean, one of them has to have a map right?” Joel just stands there as she rummages through the bodies, hoping to find a map or whatever she could. His head tilted down. “Joel, can you help me?”
“No!” Joel states his gaze lifting from the ground, “Tess! It’s over.” he walks closer to her, “we are going home!” 
“That’s not my fucking home!” Tess snaps, her eyes wide with anger. All went silent for a moment as Joel stepped back. You couldn’t, your heart pounding, you felt like you were going to throw up. You wanted to tell him, tell everyone right then. 
“She’s infected.” You turn to see Ellie take a step back, her knife in her hand. You didn’t say anything as Joel seemed to stop breathing. He flinches back as Tess takes a deep breath, standing up from her crouched position. 
“Tess?”
“I mean, our luck had to run out sooner or later.” Tess says, showing the bite to Joel, who’s hand is already at his gun. You could see both of them, sorrow in their eyes as they looked at each other. 
“Raise your sleeve.” You said to Ellie who complied without hesitation. You studied the new mark, it was different from Tess’s. There was no inflammation and her hands were perfectly still, they had gotten bitten around the same time. You could almost feel the tears prick your skin as you showed her arm to Joel and Tess. 
“Guys,” you said, presenting the arm, “she really is immune.”  You could see something in Tess shift, and a look that you had never seen before ran across her face. Meanwhile Joel was still, like he still could hardly believe it. 
“Don’t you see this Joel,” Tess started, “she’s fucking real!” She smiled the kind of smile that reached the eyes. You wanted to memorize it, memorize that smile and the way her eyes lit up. You wanted to remember her this way. Tess walks to Joel, taking his face in her hands. “You need to take her to Bill and Frank’s-” 
“No-” Joel denied
“They’ll take her off your hands.” 
“No-”
“They’ll handle it from here.” 
“No,” Joel repeated, moving her hands away from his face. “I can't, they won’t take her.” 
“They will if Doc vouches for her,” Tess said, “you need to take her too.” 
“I can’t-”
“You can,” Tess interrupted, “and you will.” She steps closer to him and speaks in a voice so low you couldn’t hear, but you could still see the lone tear slip from her eyes as her shakes worsen. You pull Ellie’s sleeve down, but as you hear movement you grab her and pull her back with you. Away from the moving corpse without thinking. 
Joel shoots it without thinking, the sound echoing off the once glorious marble walls. All was silent a moment before you saw the tendrils of the fungus wrap around the fingers of the dead man. Your skin went cold as you grabbed Ellie’s arm. 
“Joel” you said as he rushed towards the doors after a moment of standing still, looking out you could hear them coming. The sound was faint but you were sure of it, an entire swarm. 
“How many?” you asked. 
“All of them.” Joel states, as he passesTess, “maybe a minute.'' A moment passes before you hear something leaking, you look over at Tess to see her uncorking bottles of what smelled like gas. The pungent liquid spilling all onto the floor. 
“What the hell are you doing?” Ellie asks, worry written on her face as you let go of her. 
“Making sure they don’t follow you.” Tess uncorks another bin and tips it over. In a matter of seconds you knew what she was planning. 
And your heart broke. 
You looked over at Joel to see that he came to the same conclusion as you did. His dark eyes became glassy as he watched as she poured tub after tub of gasoline and box after box of explosives. He stood still, his expression was like he could hardly believe what was happening. You were the same. 
“Joel,” Tess said after dumping what she could she stood in front of him. Her eyes study him, you could see her trying to memorize him. To imprint his face in her mind, her eyes filled with unshed tears as she spoke her voice thick, “save who you can save.” Joel stood there for a long moment, you did the same, trying to memorize every detail of her. You tried thinking of every good memory that you had with her, you wanted to thank her for all that she did, and tell her that you’ll miss her. You forced back the tears you held, you knew she wouldn’t want them. Not when so much was at stake. 
You gave her hand a squeeze, hoping that squeeze would speak all the things you never said, all the things you would have said had there been more time. 
And just like that you felt her touch disappear as Joel grabbed you and Ellie and ran. He never once let you or her go, even as Ellie dug her heels into the ground trying to go back for her. 
You never looked back. 
You didn’t dare to. 
You ran as fast as you could, you heard as the swarm broke through the building, their inhuman noises echoing. It didn’t take long after you left the building for it to go up in flames, the ricochet of the explosion rattled your bones. It was then that you turned, you saw the clickers burn and die, each one that dropped to the ground or screamed in agony made you feel nothing. Nothing but the loss that you felt, and the warmth of Joel's hand leave yours as he raised his gun. Prepared for any stragglers. 
There weren’t any. 
You took a moment to look in the flames, with each fire you relived a memory. All three of you standing there a moment, all giving Tess one final moment. One moment to yourselves to feel the pain that her sacrifice caused. Before you do what you had to. 
And move on. 
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Monster Spotlight: Choral
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Bestiary 5, pg. 23 (pic taken from 2e’s Bestiary 1, pg. 17)
Created from the souls of poets, songwriters, musicians, and bards of every sort, these glorious angels are the answer to the question of “where is that holy, vaguely-Latin orchestral music coming from?” whenever especially powerful celestial beings appear. Responsible for providing the background music to every upper plane, Choral Angels tend to remain in those planes for the majority of their existence, composing new songs and ballads to all that is Good. Occasionally, their superiors will ask them to deliver messages to the mortal flocks in their care, a task they do with as much pomp and presentation as one could ask for; subtlety isn’t their strong suit... unless they spot fellow musicians in distress. While this practice isn’t always authorized, the Choral Angels rarely care for dealing with red tape and will descend from the upper planes to provide musical inspiration to unfortunate creatives who’ve been abandoned by their muses and are falling into despair because of it. Sometimes, they even fall in love. And that’s where Aasimar Bards come from!
Like all angels, Choral possess a suit of restorative spells available to them, including Dispel Evil, Remove Curse, and Remove Disease at will, making them boons for any society that hosts one. Because they occupy a relatively low rung on the celestial ladder, Choral Angels can usually get away with sneaking off to aid those in need of their talents and provide much-needed morale where it’s at its lowest. These facts combined mean the generous beings can sometimes end up living among mortals as healers and musicians for years, though their penchant for song means they tend not to be the best at keeping their heads down when Evil is afoot.
Given their small size (literally Small, something I hadn’t noticed until I wrote it down!), relatively low importance in the halls of Good, and relatively harmless appearance, any fiend or vile mortal may believe that these creatures to be easy prey... And, for the most part, they’re right! IF, and only if, the attacker can get them to land, because if a Choral takes to the air, they can fight back with a staggering amount of destructive power for their size. I don’t mean physical power, mind, because a Choral in melee is absolutely pathetic, having only a 1d3+1 slam attack. What I mean is their primary offensive measure: Piercing Hymn.
This note of divine destruction is a ranged touch attack with a 90ft range that’s so damn loud anyone struck by it must succeed a DC 17 Fortitude save or be rendered deaf for minutes at a time, but more importantly it deals 4d6 Sonic damage. With a Fly speed of 60ft and 0 melee power, there’s no reason for a Choral to ever not spend its turn getting as high above a foe as they can and blasting them to pieces with holy hymns. Their Protective Aura is especially useful in helping them maintain their dangerous distance, because if for whatever reason some fiend, or even the party, needs to fight them at an appropriate level of 4~6... well, suddenly immunity to 3rd level or lower spells goes from a nuisance to encounter defining. Hope you have someone in your party with good ranged attacks!
As Heaven’s bards, you may expect the Choral to possess some bardic talent, but you’re only partially right. They do have Countersong to drown out hostile noises and a 3/day Sculpt Sound to cause diversions and silence allied movements, but their real power lies in the terror that’s unleashed if Chorals form a chorus. Able to Harmonize with one another to join their divine voices into a myriad of holy sounds, their abilities become more potent and dangerous the more Chorals spend their swift action to join in the song: two Choral working in tandem can cast Calm Emotions and Heroism at will to bolster those in their care while Harmonizing, four can use Shout to blast cones of powerful Sonic energy outwards, while an ensemble of six Choral can generate Greater Heroism for their allies and Holy Word for their enemies.
It serves as a fun lesson, I think. Even the most harmless and gentle agent of Heaven can split eardrums, turn a cadre of peasants into a heroic army, and obliterate an entire swath of villainous forces with song alone... if they work together.
You can read more about them here.
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cinamun · 1 year
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WHEW!! That wedding was A LOT
But now that its over, I can complain about this shit! No wonder everyone said MWS was fucked. Anyway... I didn't get nearly as many bloopers as I wanted to because I was trying to concentrate and it was literally the last day of Spring so I had to preserve as much sunlight as I could. Basically, Indya is a global celebrity so the amount of random fucking people that kept showing up and passing out made veins I didn't know I had continuously pop out of my forehead and steam shoot out of my ears.
But this one, right here, kept popping up and scaring the shit out of me.
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Sneaking behind the corner trynna get some cake n shit
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BRO LIKE TAKE YOUR FELONIOUS ASS BACK TO THE PENTHOUSE!
And the reason you don't see anyone in the background of the first dance between Hope and her new husband is because while he was waiting for her....
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Harpo? Who deez people? One bitch came in some lingerie like she didn't get the memo that it was a private wedding at not a bach party. One of them doesn't even have a fucking face (I discovered this after I downloaded that Ihop lot)! And the KIDS! Kids kept showing up and you can't tell them to "just go away" and I was gonna kill them with MCCC but I'm not that cold-hearted. They're just kids, man. So the beautiful dance pictures you see had all this shit going on in the background: Indya making drinks, random pantless kid, faceless lady and the little heffa who is supposed to be in Copperdale.
This was my first MWS-led wedding. The rice throwing was cute, but I couldn't get a pic because the bride and groom just stand there looking stupid and I forgot to turn off the DOF so you couldn't see the rice anyway. I loved the walking down the aisle and we didn't get sky confetti but we got fireworks during the kiss at the altar which was nice. I love how its not a timed event so you can actually do everything without rushing. I'm sure there are mods to prevent some of what happened from happening but ya girl wasn't about to go downloading a bunch of mods. I honestly did not realize it was day 13 of Spring when Jay was doing those squats you feel me? So this was just as much of a rush for me as it was for them.
5/10 would kinda recommend.
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hsgwrld-archive · 1 year
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➵ ANOTHER WORLD. N.RK - TEASER
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IN WHICH You never really thought about alternate realities until you saw the mystery album in your room with the boy you had never met before. But, you would never think that the boy in the photos would move next door.
PAIRING➵Nishimura riki! x fem!reader.
GENRE➵ strangers to lovers! fluff,angst , another universe!au..( more to be added)
WC➵ 1.33k ( full fic 5k ~)
WARNING➵ mentions of blood, character dead, ( If I miss something let me know) Its proofread,but still can have some mistakes!!!
a/n - I hope to get full fic up by April's first week!!! Feedback is appreciated
taglist - @wanna-live-yn-life
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Centuries ago - 
“ Riki this isn't a good idea” you looked at Riki nervously. It was a late evening with a big moon shining in the sky. “ This is the only way we can be together y/n, we need to run away” Riki shook your shoulders.   You knew it wasn't a good idea in the first place. Leaving the palace was something you knew you shouldn't do. If both of your parents found out, there was going to be a war between both of your kingdoms, and you didn’t want that. You both fell in love in the ballrooms where Riki sneaked in one day out of boredom. Since then he always comes to your parent's kingdom only to meet you. 
Both of your kingdoms were sort of enemies, but you never knew the reason. There has always been some sort of tension between your parents, but no matter how much you asked, nobody ever told you why.
“ Okay, I trust you,” You said while looking up at the big wall outside of the castle. You both needed to climb it to run away. 
“ So, put your foot on my hand and I will push you to the other side” Riki kneeled down in front of you and put his hand out. You put your foot in his hand and he pushed you up. You safely got to the other side and now waited for Riki, who so effortlessly climbed it.
He smiled at you before taking your hand and running into the woods.
“ THERE IS SOMEONE IN WOODS” the guards yelled and ran behind you both. 
Arrow shooting sounds were heard but you both kept running without looking back. Suddenly you felt something in your back making you stop in your tracks. Riki turned around and gasped seeing you drop to your knees with blood coming out of your mouth. You were shot with an arrow in your back. Riki ran to you and dropped in front of you with tears leaving his eyes.
“ Y/n! Look at me! Please don't leave me.” he cried while mumbling bunch of pleads in your ears. He hugged you tightly, while you slowly touched his cheek with your now bloody hand.
“ Riki, I hope we meet in another life and be happy together” you whispered quietly while closing your eyes. Riki cried harder, screaming without making any noise. You took your last breath and fully dropped onto the ground.
PRESENT
It was the weekend, which means you were doing your weekly room cleanup, but this time it was in your old bedroom.  Since your sibling moved out you switched rooms. This room was the smallest room in the house. Now it was kind of full of stuff you don’t need anymore. Since you wanted to find an old notebook you lost somewhere you begged your mom to let you clean the old room. 
There were random boxes everywhere, full of clothes you didn’t wear and things you didn’t use anymore.  
Music blasting in your headphones you were going through stuff in the boxes one by one.
“I didn’t know I had this wow “ you exclaimed after seeing a bracelet in a box. You took it out and put it on your wrist while staring at it lovingly. 
It was the last box you checked for today, wanting to close the box you saw an album laying inside of it.
“It was here since the beginning?” you mumbled to yourself. “Why didn’t I see it before“ 
Your hand reached for the album, carefully picking it up. It was really dusty. Bringing it up to your face you blew all the dust away, revealing that it was black, decorated with old rose petals.
You carefully flipped it over and were met with a text, written in a beautiful handwriting.
“ Pictures taken by Riki?” you read confused while looking at the album.
“Who even is Riki?” 
You flipped the next page seeing a bunch of old polaroid photos. The first photo was just of flowers and nature. It was really beautiful. It looked like it was taken centuries ago. 
Continuing to flip the pages you saw something unbelievable.
A boy holding a girl's hands, smiling cutely at the camera. They both were  dressed like a prince and a princess.
You were still confused, carefully pulling out the picture from the sleeve.
You just couldn’t stop staring at it.
“Why does the girl look so much like an older version of me?” Turning the polaroid around you saw a date written on it.
24.04.20XX 
“Umm, okay.. maybe it’s from the old owners.” you said to yourself and put the polaroid back in the sleeve, carefully not to damage it. Closing the album you put it beside you. You wanted to ask your mom to give it back to the old owners. 
Suddenly you heard something drop on the floor behind you. You turned your head towards the sound to find out it was a pen, which had just dropped from your desk. Not thinking much of it, you turned back around to pick up the album, only to find it missing 
“Wait I just put it here “ you got up from the ground and tried looking all around you for the album.
It was nowhere to be found. You spent ten more minutes searching for the album but without any luck.
Giving up and not thinking much about it, you went out of the room.
Going to the kitchen you walked towards the window. There was a new family moving in. You watched them silently, taking interest in the family. You moved your eyes and locked them with a boy around your age. He smiled at you. 
That brought you back to your reality and you smiled back awkwardly at him and quickly closed the curtains. You stared at the closed windows, the boy's face not leaving your mind. 
“ Why does he look like the boy from the mysterious album ?” you thought shrugging your shoulders. You probably were just imagining things
“so we meet again y/n “ the boy outside said to himself while watching you hurriedly close the windows, a small smile forming on his lips.
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