is no one gonna talk about how sinister strange went around looking for different universes where stephen had a successful romantic relationship and he’d just fucking murder them if they didn’t lmfao. if anyone wants to talk multiverse of madness, sinister strange or just doctor strange in general please let me know cause I’m dying at this scenario lol
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Sooo - what's the plan for Tumblr today, o Satan?! Ahh, post that scene in Yoda: Dark Rendezvous where pre-RotS Dooku comes so, so, so so so fucking close to getting it, is literally holding hands with Yoda, and, if you read between the weird sweat descriptions (later the "sweat" is running down his cheeks) seems to be crying? Yes, yes, my lord!
"I tricked you into coming here," Dooku said. "This is a trap."
Yoda said, "A trap? Oh yes, it is."
His old touch was warm and firm. If you fall, catch you I will.
No. Not if, but when. Yoda had said, When you fall, catch you I will. Had he known even then, seventy years ago, that this day would come? Surely even Yoda could not guess that his star pupil would fall so very, very far.
"To the dark side I do not think I shall go," Yoda said conversationally. "Not today. Feel the pull, do I? Of course! But a secret let me tell you, apprentice."
"I am not your apprentice," Dooku said. Yoda ignored him.
"Yoda a darkness carries with him," the Master said, "….and Dooku bears a light. After all these years! Across all these oceans of space! All these bodies you have tried to heap between us: and yet call to me still, this little Dooku does! Flies toward the true Force like iron pulled to a magnet." Yoda cackled. "Even the blind seed grows to the light: should the mighty Dooku be unable to achieve what even the rose can do?"
The Count said, "I have gone too far down the dark path ever to return."
"Pfeh." Yoda snapped his fingers. "The empty universe, where it is now? Alone you are, Count, and no one your master. Each instant the universe annihilates itself, and starts again." He poked Dooku in the chest with his stick, hard. "Choose, and start again!"
"Blowing up, your house is." Yoda remarked, peering at the various holomonitor displays with interest. A light blinked on the comm console. A special, red light.
Dooku stared at it, then tore his eyes away.
"Message" Yoda said helpfully. "Answer it, should you?"
Sweat was freely running down the Count's face.
"Or maybe someone it is you do not want me to see. Your new Master calls, Dooku, ask yourself: which of us loves you better?"
"I only serve Darth Sidious." Dooku said.
"Not my question, apprentice."
The red light blinked. There was another explosion from downstairs. A siren went off, and several more holomonitors began to flash.
"Come," Yoda said urgently. "Catch you, I said I would. Believe you must: more forgiveness will you find from your old Master than from the new one."
-Yoda: Dark Rendezvous by Sean Stewart
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