Say what you will about redemption but the character premises for the two new leads absolutely slap. "Hardison's 20 year old hacker little sister who grew up with the highlight reel of leverage decides to join and learns the gritty details that were left out of storytime" and "guy who would probably be a mark under different circumstances decides to Do Better and get kidnapped into the team about it" are both objectively funky ideas.

Dean Devlin: Could not be more proud of my new Librarians! The universe of the Librarians is expanding in a spectacular way! #TheLibrarians #TheLibrariansTNC The CW

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

Taskmaster (2024): Snooker cue umbrella chin. John: Shall we all have a little jump? Greg: Yeah, why not? Nick, you may as well sit down.

"I Need Him. (Sexually.)" - me, gert, talking about mayhem insurancecommercial, to my family

was in the car with my family and we were discussing mayhem insurancecommercial and how his commercials are funny and there was a lull in the conversation, a peaceful silence if you will, a beat of calm, which i then powerfully shattered by announcing "I Could Fix Him."

was in the car with my family and we were discussing mayhem insurancecommercial and how his commercials are funny and there was a lull in the conversation, a peaceful silence if you will, a beat of calm, which i then powerfully shattered by announcing "I Could Fix Him."

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It's an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It's all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don't like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.

Hi hello hi so I submitted the Master from doctor who and I have another thing I would like to add

Hes the type of person to see sex as a game or a power play which you may think would make him good at it but NO he loses every game/gambit he tries. sex is not the exception

i'm fucking crying at this one thank you

Hello! And Welcome to Taskmaster! Please welcome our five contestants! And next to me, a man who once told me in confidence that his wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor. It's little Alex Horne!

this too shall pass

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Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

Caria chrysame psittacus, a type of metalmark butterfly known for its shimmery green markings. Photo credit: Kim Garwood

clouds !