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haleyusesherwords · 6 months
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Grian, the Taskmaster, the Creator of the series, walking into a room full of giggling fools crammed into a dirt mound stacked on top of each other by pretending trap doors are bunk beds:………..did I…….make them do this? I think…….i would have remembered asking them to do this…….
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lockoutkey · 1 year
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love seeing all the trafficblr blogs freak out. it’s like i’m watching dogs barking at a wall. nothing has happened and there’s not even a confirmation but everyone knows. it’s like giving a sleep deprived person fifteen shots of espresso all at once. it’s a restart zombie apocalypse but all the zombies are gay and autistic.
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eddiebuckley-diaz · 17 days
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Buck: “this is my first date with a dude, but I’m not weirded out. I’m an ally!”
Tommy:
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applesfrombanora · 8 months
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You know what I love about the resident evil protags?
Villain: *talks*
Chris and Leon: *make a point to engage in banter or just talk and stall*
VS.
Villain: *breathes*
Jill and Ethan: kys
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oxydiane · 1 year
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sirius is so funny because he was so gay the author couldn’t think of a single random woman to pair him off with and beat the allegations so she had to kill him
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patolemus · 4 days
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Teen wolf rewrite but the only change is that Stiles uses a backwards cap every single day and as a result he is deemed the hottest student in Beacon Hills High School
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sabellart · 2 years
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based on this post by @d3epfriedangels
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vidalinav · 3 months
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You see… none of the tiny interactions between the IC and Nesta bother me because of how literally impulsive I saw her being written as in this book. I think it’s hilarious and good content, but this girl literally did whatever the fuck she wanted. Sure at times she was like playing nice and seemed to be working with the team… but when amren was like you said what you said now leave I was like BITCH. BUT THEN I saw Nesta literally just say whatever came out of her mouth while azriel was like… maybe we shouldn’t be telling this random alien who keeps escaping these things, and then I read her just randomly putting on a weapon even though she legit says that it worries her in acosf and she probably shouldn’t be having it, and she just is like 🤷🏽‍♀️ a lot of the time that she almost gets caught in a booby trap. She just gives the mask away (with good reason) without consulting anyone. So it made a perfect amount of sense to me for Amren and Azriel and Rhys and even Cassian (tho he did literally nothing- basically nonexistent) to be like… uhh Nesta I’m questioning these decisions. Especially because it doesn’t sound like this is the first time.
Do they do it nicely? No. But do these interactions remind me of someone yelling at a toddler putting their hand on the stove after someone’s told the toddler they’d burn themselves? Yes.
But do I want Nesta to keep putting her hand on the stove? Also yes.
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oceanofflavor · 2 years
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Nothing will ever be funnier to me than the Duffer Brothers creating Eddie Munson and bringing him into the show just to kill him off because they're too scared to kill off any of their main characters then it totally blowing up in their faces because everyone fell in love with him and he became the most talked about thing in season 4.
They tried to play it safe like they do every season, by bringing in a new character and killing them off at the end of the season so they could have an emotional death, but avoid killing off any of the main characters whose deaths would actually impact the story and it finally backfired on them.
I have to laugh. It’s ridiculous. They’re ridiculous. Yes, I’m still crushed over Eddie’s death, it broke my heart, but this backlash they're getting is hilarious because their same old tricks finally caught up to them and they're never going to hear the end of it.
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raggedy-spaceman · 9 months
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It’s so funny that half the interviews I’ve seen with Michael and David they’re like “we can’t comment, they’re the best of friends, everyone can see their relationship how they want” and the other half is just “THEY ARE MARRIED THEY ARE IN LOVE THEY GO ON DATES IT’S A LOVE STORY”
I guess after a while the snipers let their guard down, rookie mistake.
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artz16 · 9 months
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So I’m living for Nimona. Living, loving it and especially live Nimona and Bal and Ambrosius
And then I thought of this AU/What If Scenrio:
Ballister and Nimona kidnapping Ambrosius
• So basically Ambrosius manages to sneak his way down to the dungeon without anyone catching him. This is when Ballister got arrested
• He finds his cell and talks to him, still weary on believing his best friend and love would actually kill the queen. He also feel extreeeeemely guilty upon seeing Ballister’s robotic arm and Ballister himself without it
• Ballister does his best to prove his innocence to Ambrosius and is begging him to believe he didn’t do it and was set up
• It’s a sad affair…until Nimona pops in inside the cell, spooking the both of them. She came to rescue Ballister
• Nimona: Hey Boss, sorry to intrude. Came to bust you out!
Ballister:!! H-How did you-?!
Ambrosius:!! Wha-? Bal, who’s this kid?
Nimona: Name’s Nimona. Oh! This is your nemesis, right? You want me to knock this guy out, Boss?
Ambrosius:!! What? Nemesis? Boss?
Ballister:!! No! No, I’m not her…I just met her. And no, no knocking him out. He’s not even my nemesis
Nimona:….So stabbing?
Ballister:!! NO! THAT’S EVEN WORSE!
• So then Bal is blubbering and Ambrosius is startled by this weird kid that wants to stab him
• Nimona breaks the keypad and lets Ballister out before Ambrosius could stop her and she’s just bantering him, which is annoying him and tiring Ballister as this isn’t how he wanted seeing Ambrosius again to go
• While they were squabbling, the sirens go off and guards come in to get Ballister and Nimona and Ambrosius is trying to make them stop to no avail
• Ballister and Nimona run, but then Nimona grabs Ambrosius and drags him with, making the guards believe they just took him hostage
• Ballister: Gah-! Let him go!
Nimona: C’mon, we’re villians! Taking hostages is a huge villain move!
Ballister: No, we’re not!
Ambrosius: Gah-! How strong is this kid, Bal?!
• So then Nimona shapeshifts and they escape, again taking Ambrosius with them. Ambrosius also ends up the one who gets knocked out by the debris
• Of course, Ballister now panics since, ya know, they kinda kidnapped his boyfriend who now probably has a concussion. Nimona just doesn’t get it and she’s like,”Boss, this is the guy who cut off your arm. Why do you care?” So, yeah, they kinda have to bring him with now
• Ballister, carrying the unconscious Ambrosius in his arms: This is bad, this is really bad
Nimona: Yeah…cuz you’re being a killjoy about it
Ballister:!! Wha-? Wha-? No! No! We literally kidnapped him! Now people will think I’m a murderer AND a kidnapper!
Nimona:…At least one thing true goin’ for ya!*smiles*
Ballister:*Sighs* I should’ve just stayed in jail
• So the Director, of course, uses this to malign Ballister and make him look bad as he just killed the queen, works with a monster, and now has taken the descendant of Gloreth captive
• After awhile, Ambrosius comes to in the tower with a bandaged head and Ballister sitting by him with the tacos Nimona made
• He jumps upon remembering that Nimona was all shapeshifting in front of him and was about to grab his sword…oooooonly Ballister took it and places it on the side while caring for him
• Nimona: Yeah, your sword’s over there, buddy
Ballister:…I took it off while you were out. Sorry
• Ambrosius is just trying to understand everything that happened since he went into the dungeon, but after a couple minutes and thst after there’s this shapeshifting kid right in front of him
• Ambrosius: So….Who are you?
Nimona: I’m Nimona and YOU are lucky the boss didn’t let me bite your leg while you slept
Ballister: I wouldn’t have let her. I promise
• After some time, Ambrosius collects himself and relaxes. He tells Ballister he really believes him and is all more than willing to clear his name. Though, he reluctantly agrees to work with Nimona
• So now he’s just with them and helping clear Ballister and trying his best to convince people that his bf and his shapeshifting sidekick didn’t kidnap him
There’s so much more than can be added and made just one this and I’m living for it!!
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adastra121 · 6 months
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Every once in a while, I think about how MC and Rime’s dynamic is the funniest and saddest thing ever.
Because…MC stole his life. Then his weapon. Then his job. Then his boyfriend. And then, depending how you play it, MC also steals his heart.
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dear-ao3 · 10 months
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so my sister got a bathrobe last week and now every single opportunity she gets she walks into my room and wraps the robe around herself and pretends to be a hallmark mom running outside who just threw on the nearest article of clothing over her pajamas and says “what is going on out here?”
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morganbritton132 · 1 year
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Eddie does a Q&A but only of interesting and unique questions. Someone asked what Eddie thinks Hell is like and Eddie says, “Hmm, I think that Hell is a bedroom. With plaid wallpaper. And plaid curtains. And bedding. And-“
Steve, who looked up the moment Eddie said the word plaid, finally snaps, “I didn’t decorate the room, Eddie!”
The video cuts off with Eddie laughing.
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anartisticdreamer0 · 4 months
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admins: the tree stays up
phil: the tree dies today.
PHIL STOP BEING A MENACE.
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aalghul · 1 month
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The way Tim fans treat every other character as just being a object to impact tim like he's the main character and no other characters matter really gets my goat
I was passionately nodding along until i got to the last line because “really gets my goat” killed me
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