Gale: i have no chance with katniss if peeta is hurt she literally only cares about fixing people it's like she doesn't even love me
Peeta: do i like breathing i think i do
Katniss: i need to kill the president
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Just imagine Kipperlilly rolling up to the new guidance counsellors office after the pervious one got killed to bring back some kids to life. And she sits there complaining about not having a tragic backstory since every rouge needs a tragic backstory, and that it’s so unfair that Riz has one. He’s got a dead dad, a mom who over works, a missing baby sitter, and he’s poor. And she’s got a pretty much perfect white picket fence life. And all the while the werewolf guidance counsellor who stays as half wolf as a from of a political statement, who less than a few weeks ago was a drug dealer and super down on his luck and life was just over all bad for him has to be like “hmm yea unfair… how about your adventuring skills?”
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Would you still love me if I turned into a *BALD eagle
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andrew going from being regularly monologued about over how the sunlight shines through his eyes the shape of his shoulders etc and him being Everywhere bc the first thing neil sees when he walks into a room is the exits and the second is where is andrew to getting like three offhand mentions about the creepy goalkeeper who hangs around kevin and neil and has a drawer full of cheese bc jean moreau could not give less of a fuck about him is so hilarious to me personally
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thinking about "it's unreasonable to assume that a character knows what genre they're in" and how in series 1-3, Merlin (and the audience) thinks that he's in a fantasy adventure comedy. no one realises that he's in a tragedy until it's too late.
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au where everything stays exactly the same until sirius' rant to the golden trio about how much he hates his family, his brother included, and kreacher gets fed up and just hands him a photo of james and regulus kissing and walks away
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its so funny to me how torchwood’s employment process is both ‘incredibly fucked up thing happened to them and jack swooped in to take advantage of the situation’ (owen & tosh) and also ‘u wanna recruit me so bad it makes u look stupid :3’ (ianto & gwen)
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