saying "fuck it's wednesday tomorrow" every tuesday evening is the realest and most basic TBB fandom experience rn
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albatris oc showdown round 2 poll 5
Nat Finch vs Jesika "Zeke" Cunningham-Warwick-Lâm!
Nat Finch:
he/him
schizotypal hermit workin minimum wage job
recently turned vampire
weird but earnest and friendly
body horror monster mode!!
excellent cook
on a quest to eat vampire god
Jesika “Zeke” Cunningham-Warwick-Lâm:
she/her
romance novelist by day, vampire hunter by night
might be legitimately psychic
lives on ramen and energy drinks
fibromyalgia and me/cfs
sawed off her own leg due to a vampire bite
made her own tarot deck including cards like “the Kind of Swords” and “the Zeke” (the Zeke means she just kills you)
tries so hard to be calm and stoic and sagelike but has MAJOR anger issues
does not know how to chill or practice self-care
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"I got all the provinces where people live right except for Alberta and Manitoba" please tell me you're talking about where your tumblr mutuals live please tell me you're talking about where your tumblr mutuals live please tell me you're
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every time the wbg server talks about Tuesday my brain goes "it's chewsday innit" and that's why I have to mute the channel otherwise that's the only thought I'll have all day
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my coworker didn’t do any of the shit she needed to get done last night so that i could start reaching out to her clients today and she tried to tell me she’d do it tonight like girl NO. you’re doing it with me after you’re done with your client. before you leave. because i don’t fucking work tomorrow. and i emailed everybody on your mailing list yesterday saying that we would be emailing everyone with answers TODAY. and you agreed to me sending that.
so now i have to sit here waiting for her to finish tattooing. so that i can try and force her to actually do the fucking 15 minutes of work i need her to do. so that i can stay late emailing all of these fucking clients 🙃 i fucking hate how much she disrespects me lol. she’s such a bitch i’m sorry
once we get through the list and i know who to email with what info, im literally gonna say like “ok, goodnight! i have to stay here and email all these people now :)” like does she actually care about how her bullshit affects me? like god i’m fucking sorry for caring about my job and caring about the clients. i have to care for the both of us, since she clearly doesn’t give a fuck at all about them
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