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Worst fucking way to open a can of soda but at least it's open
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The 'own way' Vanessa spoke of:
#she was funny. but not funny haha. funny weird.#'how dare you endanger your sister' like sis your father has done more than endanger children but go off on the broke guy trying to make it#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#vanessa monroe#elizabeth afton#josh hutcherson#elizabeth lail#william afton#halloween#spooky season#fnaf movie spoilers
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I love how Wallace ended up being Todd’s gay awakening and then they DIDN’T end up together in the end
Instead Wallace led him on by failing to communicate that their fling was temporary and now Todd has an unhealthy obsession with Wallace and it’s so so so funny (and so tragic)
Next thing you know Wallace’s new boyfriend is gonna have to fight Todd’s new league of Wallace’s evil exes
#BRUH HE BROKE VEGANISM FOR YOU 😭#todd deserves better he’s been babygirlified#spto spoilers#spto#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim takes off#todd ingram#wallace wells#I didn’t even know Mobile existed is he not in the movie?#mobillace
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raison d’etre + sushi = profit
#p5#persona 5#persona 5 royal#yusuke kitagawa#persona 5 yusuke#p5 akechi#akechi goro#goro akechi#kitagoro#akekita#my first p5 art i posted online!#for a p5 based art trade with my good friend uhenishi on twitter:3#IF UOU SEE THIS UHE HIIIII FROWS UP#SORRY IF THE DIALOGUE IS CHEESY OR MY CHARACTERIZATION IS OFF I TRIED MY BEST AND THIS IS MY PERSONAL INTERPRETATION OF THEM:3#they should have interacted more they haved a lot in common Tch… watever…..#of course they would have a deep talk at a sushi conveyor belt place. yusuke’s broke
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Fun fact about the underworld saga:
‘558 men who died under your command’ from The Underworld, combined with ‘43 left under your command’ from Ruthlessness, doesn’t add up to 600 men.
Which means that the guy who fell off Circe’s roof and died is canon to Epic the musical.
#for context in Homer’s odyssey there was a guy who got really drunk and fell asleep on Circe’s roof the day before they were meant to leave#and when he woke up he forgot he was on the roof of the palace and fell off#and as such broke his neck and died#epic the underworld saga#epic the musical#what the fuck a thousand notes???
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“For the record, that is nothing like me”
Bal… that is exactly like you
#there’s a reason it took the jazz thing to really tip Amb off#ballister boldheart#ballister blackheart#nimona#nimona movie#spoilers#broke 100#is the first a stretch? maybe but it’s the Same Energy#broke 500#broke 1000
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steve and argyle as a duo would be so…. argyle would never be outright rude to someone but he would be LOUDLY passive aggressive and steve has no problem telling someone to their face that he’d kill himself to get them to stop talking. it’s like good cop bad cop except they’re both bad cop
#when he met mike at the airport…#talking about his shirt: “oh no it’s a shitty knock off. don’t sweat it man we’ll get your the good threads out here!’#JUST CALL HIM BROKE WHY DONT YOU#steve sighs loudly when customers at family video talk to him too much so they leave him alone#stranger things#argyle#argyle stranger things#stargyle#steve harrington#stranger things 4
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#archive of our own#ao3 stuff#ao3 quotes#archive of our own quotes#fanfic#fanfic quotes#funny#ao3#ao3 tags#a cautionary tale#of non-theatre kids getting drunk off the power of becoming theatre kids#I hate that theatre is spelled like that#it’s very pretty and nice to look at#but it should be spelled theater#im American sue me#(for legal and financial reasons this is a joke)#(im broke please don’t actually sue me)#(i will cry)
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diversity win! the fucked up doctor who tortures people in the woods is gay
#texticles#gen v#sorry fellow gen v fans people wouldnt stop being annoying abt dr who on here so im turning off rbs#it was funny when it was just my mutual making a joke but then it broke containment so hard
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#also posted on my patreon#KING OZZYMANDIAS#kinda sistine chapel if you squint#got the mirror off etsy#and it broke a few days later :(
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Worst fucking way to open a can of soda but at least it's open
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cronenberg themed slumber party we stay up all night talking about boys and perversion of the flesh and putting out cigarettes on eachother
#y'eEgh#turnin off reblogs for a while i got annoyed. this is a GAYS ONLY POST. talking about boys is NON NEGOTIABLE#also someone said this is the beatles and it broke me.#ok turning them back on BUT im not taking the picture off. this is a gay man post please respect that
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dan, susan and carl are not real. they are featureless limbless cartoon balls in a video game. it’s really really okay. i promise.
#“who’s your husband. tell me.” like please calm down babygirl#“SHUT UP! EW”#he’s never beating the [insert anything here] allegations#losing the idgaf war every minute of everyday#dnp#dan and phil#and him threatening death both times#“i hope you zoom off a cliff.”#“oh no they crashed in a tragic balloon accident and they broke all of their bones.”#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#yeet my deet#danisnotonfire#yeet my deenp#danandphilgames#the game of life#d&p#dapg
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Vil's just slaying, serving up looks, stunning the crowds . . . Then you got fvcking off-brand Huey, Dewey and Louie in the back giving us absolutely nothing.
#go girls#give us nothing#jamils is a partial slay#giving off duty detective#Ace is the spitting image of a sad victorian child#Azul looks like he just broke out of the nursing home#someone put him back please#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland memes#disney twst#twst wonderland#nrc#anime memes#night raven college#vil schoenheit#azul ashengrotto#jamil viper#ace trappola#tapis rouge#twst event
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Caged angel commission. For this one I got a moodboard that included a verdigris'd birdcage and some starling wings. Then the glaze did kind of its own thing but it ended up suiting it well.
#little clay fellows#i also broke one of the points off the face when it was leatherhard and i am SO proud i got that under control#tricky lil guy
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Paul : “May thy knife chip and shatter.”
Feyd-Rautha *confused, a little turned on* :
#dune part two#dune memes#feyd rautha#paul atreides#I don’t know what’s going on either babe#Austin butler broke my bald men rule#please give me a chance#john mulaney#was it your uncle in that weird tub?#I can’t remember#I don’t even remember what’s going on#whatever the whole planet can watch#they can buy tickets off tickmaster#feyd you’re really hot and it’s not fair
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