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netheris · 7 months

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Him, a literal God of Death that killed thousands of mortals and other gods, including his own siblings, in order for his own desires to be fulfilled:

Me:

Kibbyyyyy❤️💕✨️💕❤️✨️💕❤️💕✨️❤️💕❤️✨️

#kibby #kitty #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb narinder #bishop narinder #narinder #narin #i want to pet himb and yes i am willing to lose a limg to do so #FUMKING KIBBY #new blorbo unlocked #blorbo #cotl #cult of the lamb #we broke 500+ notes you simps #and now we broke 600+ notes jeebus crisps #700+ notes my lort I don't even know what to say anymore...#800+ notes you guys won't stop till we reach 1K will you

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mattodore · 2 months

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theo’s bedroom is slowly coming together

#river dipping #theodore doe #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #after the save broke yesterday morning for the fourth! time i finally pulled up mod manager and started looking through the hundreds of #conflicts i apparently had and also deleted well over 500+ duplicates... my mods folder is SO rancid i'm sure i missed some conflicts #bc see those dark blue pillows on theo's bed? those are actually white :) but for some reason when i move the pillows near the wall they #change color depending on the time of day... it's not just those pillows some other objects do it too... just closing my eyes at it <3 #the bed and desk are where theo spends most of his time so i spent forever on them. his bed needed to be overwhelmed by stuff #there are... ten pillows i believe two large covers a sheet and a blanket. theo kind of just... burrows into the center and hides.#bunny boy behavior........ and yeah those are matthias's gloves on theo's desk <3 #i have to recolor the stuff on theo's walls later. i imagine his walls are mostly empty and it's just the floors in his apt. that're messy #but i wanted sticky notes to help him remember things and that back wall is going to have matthias's art and love letters #<- which theo definitely takes down and hides whenever matthias actually comes over lmaoooo #also i finally moved all of the pins from theo and matthias's boards over to @theodoredoe (mattodore was taken 😞)#i wanted a place just for my oc boards and i also wanted to be able to add sections to each oc's boards so! new acc!#yk how i mentioned theo's board looking so cluttered? yeah so. figured out it's bc over half of his board is just quotes #i made a section and threw all the 200+ quotes in there and will slowly put some of them in his main board #his board just looks so much better now like i'm so happy about it 🥰 it was definitely worth the time #OH ALSO!!!! IF ANYONE HAS SOME DEAD PLANT CC PLEASEEEE SEND IT MY WAY!!!!#theo really loves just. ripping plants and flowers out of the ground and taking them home to put in little pots but. he always kills them #jsknndkhj so i need dead plants!! limp!! DEAD!!!!#but i seriously can't find any #anyway... that's my build update <3 fr not much has happened bc i've had to start over four :) separate :) times :) but it's getting there.#i miss mattodore tho...... gkhjndfkhjn so i might take a break and get some poses and an edit going soon

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quantumfeat72 · 2 years

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ok i just had a humans-are-space-orcs thought

i grew up in bear country. like, the “you can’t leave food in your car because the bears will break your car and eat it” kind of bear country. so up there people make sure to teach their kids how to avoid getting eaten by bears. and you know the number one thing you do to avoid encountering a bear in the first place?

you make sure it hears you coming

if you’re hiking with a friend, you talk loudly the whole time. if you don’t want to do that, or you’re alone, you wear bells or something else that makes noise. because bears aren’t stupid, they know humans are trouble, and they don’t wanna fuck with you any more than you wanna fuck with them

like. think about that. bears are walking tanks. they can cave in the door to a house or move around a 500 pound dumpster like its nothing. you can shoot a bear with a gun and not do much more than piss it off. a bear could absolutely pick off one lone human on a hike for a free meal. but bears never hunt humans, and they rarely attack humans

like imagine an alien visiting earth and their human friend hands them a bell and says “when we go through here we gotta make sure the local apex predators know exactly where we are at all times”

and they’re like “...oh, yes, of course. the other predators on earth must have learned that they can’t kill a human, and it’s better to avoid a fight if you can”

and the human says “no, if a bear attacked us we’d die”

and they’re like, wait, what?? you want to give our exact location to something that could easily kill us? do you have a death wish??? and their friend is like, no, look, bears don’t fuck with humans if they can help it

not because they can’t, but because they know better

#humans #humans are space orcs #earth is space australia #space orcs #lukewarm takes #mine #and YES it is more complicated than that #but 'bears dont like to be startled and are more likely to attack if theyre scared and confused'#and 'they don't really hunt much of anything besides fish'#just don't quite have the same poetry to them. im a fiction writer not a scientist #i've been working on a prequel to that humans-are-space-orcs story i wrote forever ago #in part because it broke 1000 kudos which like #holy shit #but yeah i have a draft that i gotta work on some more but im hoping to have that out soonish #100 notes #DAMN that was quick :o #500 notes #1000 notes #5000 notes

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jellys-compendium · 2 months

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Owen is a sugar daddy CONFIRMED!

#if you're broke this man straight up just gives you 500 gols no strings attached no questions asked #like “here boo I know you're a broke ass bitch”#i can't omg 🤣🤣🤣#he feeds you and makes sure you can pay rent #peak husband #i love him <3 #my time at sandrock #mtas #mtas owen #jellyplays

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bisexualelphie · 4 months

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julie e os fantasmas (original julie and the phantoms) was so wild. like, what do you mean the boys were crushed to death by a truck? what do you mean julie has committed more than one crime? what do you mean the main triangle consists of a rockstar with a closet dnd player vs a my chemical romance revenge era rejected song? what do you mean the ghost love interest was a menace to society in life and public enemy number 1 in death? what do you mean he was tortured more than once? what do you mean there was a dude trying to enslave ghosts and this plotline only lasted two episodes????

#julie e os fantasmas #julie and the phantoms #julie and the phantoms og #this show shaped my entire personality #it was my childhood #i didn't realize how wild it was until i watched it as an adult #the one with the creepy teacher is particularly crazy #he actually breaks into julie's house and finds a way to physically torture GHOSTS #i love the remake but the original shaped me y'all don't understand #and i love luke but daniel is just so iconic #i wasn't lying about him being a menace #the dude broke into a hotel (by pushing the lobby guy and running) and caused chaos just to get his idol to listen to his band's music #and somehow got a hamburger out of it #and not only is he (all three of them are #but demetrius targets daniel specifically) being chased by the chief of the ghost police #he also completely throws 500 years of ghost laws out the window by causing a rebellion with just one story #“i never followed the rules when i was alive i'm not gonna follow them now that i'm dead” he took that seriously #also julie thinks cheating at school is wrong but she has no problem with breaking into places or potentially injuring thalita #her pettiness knows no boundaries lmfao #they truly are meant for each other 🤩#too bad he's dead #daniel every two episodes: i could make her worse #while he doesn't know that most of the crimes julie commits are of her own volition #i love my angsty little criminals #juliel #julie x daniel

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smokestarrules · 2 years

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In case anyone was wondering, this is the first scene in the show that sets Amity firmly on the path of The Love Interest™ because it is the first scene that has no other potential explanation to it.

#this scene broke the fandom and for GOOD REASON #this is where it all started #toh #the owl house #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity #smokey speaks #500

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sprucewoodmpreg · 6 months

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really really awesome that some of the best parts of the life series is from when players bent the rules btw 👍 etho + bdubs and their weird red/green alliance in last life, cleo and scott disregarding their initial soulmates in double life (and what that meant for pearl), etc

#i'd put 3l grian and scar here too but the rules were so much looser back then that idk if it counts #sorry i'm posting like 50 things tonight. im in an awesome mood maybe #anyways this is also why i can't open youtube comments on any of these videos #because you get 500 people going ''umm. this player broke the rules :/'' like man you dont deserve to play toys. learn to have fun #so much of the fun of storytelling comes from establishing rules and then breaking them!!!!!

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sunshine-zenith · 10 months

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“For the record, that is nothing like me”

Bal… that is exactly like you

#there’s a reason it took the jazz thing to really tip Amb off #ballister boldheart #ballister blackheart #nimona #nimona movie #spoilers #broke 100 #is the first a stretch? maybe but it’s the Same Energy #broke 500 #broke 1000

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soadscrawl · 2 years

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me, who works in the stickiest, wettest, most stressful job in the whole world: yo this could b a hijack au

also dumb bonus

#hijack #frostcup #jack frost #hiccup haddock #for the record i actually enjoy my job but it is sticky #and wet #and stressful #my omnipod pdm broke today bc i got soaked w so much water and it was in my pocket it broke #im procrastinating going to sleep bc since i dont have my omnipod when i wake up tomorrow im gonna b like 500 lolz. kms #anyways #my art #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #how to train your dragon #rise of the guardians

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solradguy · 6 months

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Got me thinking about Halo so here're some pics of the baby (Halo 3 Legendary Edition) and a few of the books I still have. Most of this was pre-ordered so it's as old as its original publishing date (2004-2009). I still have the box/sleeve for the Legendary Edition as well as the Reach Legendary edition (with the statue) and the Halo Wars special edition, but they're in the side room in storage. I used to have the guide books for 2 and 3 too but I can't find them so I may have sold them.

Halo's media is extremely well documented, I'm not going to scan these since they already exist online in decent enough quality

#photopost #long post #Yes the Master Chief figure sitting on the helmet's base is holding a tiny 3D printed Ramlethal Rattle #Hot damn complete sets of the H3 LE go for like $500+ now lol #I got mine for $70 in 2008. Gamestop was having a big clearance thing and I turned to my dad and was like #'If I don't get this now I'll never be able to find it for this little ever again' and I was right. Core memory #I pre-ordered the standard edition of 3 because I couldn't afford the LE at the time (think it was $120 at launch?)#And the Heroic Edition was just a steelbook basically. Not worth it for the $70-80 or whatever it was tbh #I ended up giving my original preordered copy to a friend when his disc broke #It still had the bright orange 'Do Not Open Before 9/25/07' sticker on it hah!

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jackstheprinceofhearts · 1 year

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how am i supposed to pay for all of these editions of acftl bro..