my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick

Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

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a slutty waist can be a large waist if youre not a fucking coward

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"I see a sign that says 'Your music saved my life.' You saved your own life. It's important you know that. Our music may have been the gasoline, but you're the engine. You saved yourself."

Pete Wentz, 2ourdust Seattle - handwriting taken from the show's setlist

I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

Sigalit Landau - Barbed Hula, 2000

This is definitely one of the most impressive performances of art and, personally, it is my favorite.

(…) Danger is generated from history into life and into the body. (…)

Watch the video here.

Me: I hate gossip

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.