Whenever someone asks me how I'm feeling, how old I am or what I like to do in my free time, I feel like an alien who took over some random human's body and now has to prove that they are, in fact, that human.

I firmly believe that things like enneagram, MBTI,astrology etc. are tools that are meant for self development, they are something that can induce greater empathy, more tolerance in you, give you a broader perspective. These tools are not meant for enforcing stereotypes like portraying certain types as immoral psychopaths, hard hearted robots and then certain types as angels or Messiah; People aren't really two dimensional like that. Just because you struggle with rational thinking or social skills as an effect of belonging to a certain type doesn't mean you have to stay that way till you die. Putting people in a box won't get us anywhere, it limits our potential, makes us close minded. Instead, these tools are are supposed to make you open minded by showing you that there is no only one true, right way of looking at or doing things, that each type plays an integral & equally important role in our society, its supposed to tell you your weakness & strengths so your can better yourself and become a more well rounded person

ENTP: hey, what a surprise, you are calling me for the first time!

INTP: I need your help in killing someone

ENTP: I know you have a vengeance against the P.E teacher but you can't just kill him....

INTP: Not him! I want to kill INFJ.

ENTP: .....what...I thought you liked INFJ

INTP: Exactly, because of him I am getting neurochemical reactions in my brain that I don't like. I get anxious whenever I see him. I feel self-conscious and my heart pounds like crazy. INFJ reminds me of my grandma, mom and my favourite English teacher whenever he talks. He distracts me when he smiles. He needs to be eliminated.

ENTP:......I think you are in love.

INTP: SHUT UP ENTP, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE?

Things about being an INTP that I hate about myself:

(some of these things are which I personally experience and I don't know if it's universal or not lol idk what I'm doing)

• Not believing that I am actually an INTP/ Retaking the quiz like a hundred times [and still getting the same result]

• I also do not have the capability to answer simple yes or no questions because I need to think from both sides and the answer is never yes or no

• Feeling extremely overwhelmed by anger or sadness or happiness

• Feeling no emotion at all to the point where I wish I would

• [I don't know if this applies to other INTPs] Having thoughts like "nobody ever will understand me" because everyone is different and even when facing the same situation, people perceive and react differently.

• Everything in life is blur/ cannot understand what and why am I doing stuff because it won't even be worth it because I don't know the fuck is my goal

• Tired of living my life. Like yes I want to live but not this life. I don't even know my purpose like what the heck am I doing? Give me something to work towards pls

• Ppl give too much attention = extreme annoyance and irritation

•Ppl give less attention = "am I invisible?" "Nobody cares abt me"

~Imma reblog when I get more shit to post here~

Don’t do this to me… not again

Introvert Moment #115

Staying up late because you enjoy knowing there likely are not many awake people in close proximity, which means your chances of socialization decrease by the minute

INTP Description

INTPs are often thought to be void of emotion, rude, and unsociable. In a vague sense, with the meanings of the words being fudged, an INTP will agree that it is true.

However, what they actually mean to point out about themselves is very different.

For instance, when they say they are void of emotions, they actually mean how they have difficulty expressing their emotions and prefer to bury them inside since they favor logical thinking rather that opinions and feelings.

Also, when they say they are rude, they mean that most of the things they say are just bluntly honest to a fault. They don’t necessarily want to hurt someone’s feelings, but it often comes off that way and they can’t figure out why their words had such a negative effect.

Lastly, when they say they are unsociable, they actually mean that they prefer to have sufficient time alone to sort out their thoughts and ideas. If they can’t have that time, then they become frustrated with how difficult expressing their thoughts can be.

"I like your personality"

okay, which one?

intps (me) resisting the urge to comment “*you’re” under a vent post

《■》Have you ever felt the present to be so hellish and empty, that you start reminiscing the past, as if it was the only time you've been happy, only heaven you used to live in.

It would be such a pity to think, how we search through the scatterred pieces of our childhood or the blurred out teenage, to live the time once again, when we used to be truly happy, when there were large room for dreams?《■》

Picture: pinterest

𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙴𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜

𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝟻 : 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛

the quiet kids, kids who like to disappear inside their own mind, kids who don't want to lose the safety it provides. Its likely that E5 kid didn't feel nurtured enough, especially by their mother which caused the painful feelings of longing, isolation. To defend themselves against those feelings the kids started to occupy their minds with something else, they retreated into their mind. The kids thought by not wanting any emotional nourishment from the nurturing figure they can truly become independent. Its possible the kids never felt safe with their family. Detachment & forcing themselves to not desire any emotional engagement with others became their defense mechanism. As a child it feels very overwhelming and unsafe for them to leave their mind. When the E5 kids needed other people's mental support the most in order to survive , they were neglected & left alone. Most likely the mother figure was unresponsive to E5 kid. As an adult, they are forever stuck in the last & third phase of separation "detachment" since childhood.

{ writing this was a bit uncomfortable for me as an E5 because it brings back the painful feelings from childhood. }

INTP: Where did you put my headphones?

ENTJ: On the third drawer of the dresser.

INTP: I had a system! And you ruined it!

ENTJ: That was not a system, you just randomly throw stuff on the floor

INTP: yes, that makes them easier to find

ENTJ: It's messy, so I cleaned it up for you.

INTP: NOW I AM SUPPOSED TO OPEN DRAWERS TO FIND MY STUFF?

ENTJ: touché

INTP: You can't change my life like this, first you made me have three meals a day, and see a doctor when I am sick and do my work before the last minute and now you are making me organised, this is too much.

ENTJ: honey, I am putting up with you. I think you can at least do the bare minimum for me.

INTP: FINE. But don't you dare book me an appointment with the psychologist again, she can't help me, I am more qualified than her.

ENTJ *sips coffee*: too late.

(intp x entj won so here's a little snippet into their domestic life)

(ps: more ship dynamics with other types coming soon)

INTP x ENTJ 💗✨☁️

Roman Empire…

Introvert Moment #116

Apologizing unnecessarily when asking for something since that usually gives you the interaction of least resistance