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antheiantics · 8 months

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ENTJ Behaviours - Everyday things the Internet analysis don't tell you about - weirdly specific edition

Loud loud laugh. The type of laugh to make you go under the table. Happens roughly 2-3 times a day.

Shouting for no apparent reason.

Zoomies, yes, zoomies around the house.

Zoomies in talking - The point is to get it out fast and furious and go on with the day. Spoiler alert: 80% of the time I have to repeat myself, because people didn't understand my point delivered in Eminem speed. I'm fine, we're fine, it's fine.

Constantly forgetting people don't have the ability to understand with just one, maximum three words. Exception: INTX

Hating to be late and arriving early. Completing several tasks while waiting.

Having absolutely no tolerance on people who are late. Holding a grudge about it. Waiting for the day to just leave so the other person learns from it.

Abrupt style changes that shock people - going from casual business to grunge fairycore, not realising that people get confused with the vibe.

ENTJ procrastination is a thing - it's just procrastinating by doing other smaller tasks instead of doing the big looming one.

Being confident all the time except in a specific moment in which it's required to.

Ordering food at McDonald's because your extroverted friends were "too shy" to.

Waiting for those same friends to say "hi" to the entire planet while you try to look confident, pretty and approachable.

Being invited in the conversation in the span of one minute and hitting it off for the next 10 minutes.

Walking fast.

The boulevard is the runway and y'all are just peasants interrupting the strut.

Making detailed plans about being a successful company owner in 10 years, but forgetting to take in the sheets the next day. Short-term goals - a strong point, if forced. Day to day to-do list - not a strong point at all, unless written down (most of the time confident enough to remember our own tasks) (most of the time we forget to do several of them, or postpone them to shove three more that we planned to do after two weeks, but oh well, an opportunity arose - extremely specific, might not apply)

Patience. Monstruos amounts of it. Miranda Priestly was just fed up after so many years in the industry and I can see why.

Pet peeves are inefficiency and people who repeat the same mistake over three times, after it was explained to them by multiple people.

Strong opinions. Controversy. How are y'all dealing with Cruella (Emma Stone) and Elizabeth Bennett (Pride and Prejudice) mix, type of person? Genuinely curious. Not asking for a friend.

As for the ENTJ men reading this - do you have like a list or diagram, with all the people that manage to keep up with your Stewie Griffin (South Park) , Kaz Brekker (Six of Crows) tendency to "invest" and Thranduil(The Hobbit/LOTR) type of beauty and pride, and how long is it? Again, genuinely curious.

Wrote the origins of criticism and invented self-criticism in the process, because emotional liability got invented roughly around the same time and apparently it was "too much" *side glances INFPs*

Crying only out of helplessness (not if you can help it, ofc) and anger.

Fan of stupid puns (extremely evident)

Might unintentionally ghost people or leave them on seen, because they messaged you while your brains were working overtime (happens too often)

Caffeine doesn't work, but it's a ritual of pleasure, not to be missed, unless the day is bound to finish in prison. Same could be said if you take tea instead of coffee.

Relaxing by watching documentaries about successful people.

De-stressing by drinking wine with that one close friend that you see once a month due to busy schedules and talking about life.

That close friend also happens to be the closest one to IxxJ type and thoroughly listens while we explain the nature of emotions and why we think that the normal emotion we felt is a terminal illness.

Flirting is a way of surviving not a way of life. Take it as you wish.

Inspecting and dissecting your crushes so you know what you're dealing with. Most of the time we "un-crush" them with a snap of our fingers.

Sometimes we "just go with it" and end in a semi-casual situationship.

When they tell you we are confident and undisturbed by flirting, they're probably lying or not competent enough about speaking on real (not psychology explained) life. We do. It's just not obvious. INTJs, INTPs and ENFJs might not agree, because they somehow just know.

Getting hurt over minimal details people mentions about us throughout a conversation but being unaffected by "the big ones".

Which is hilarious because we're major "big picture" people - details are the things we see last. Sometimes, we don't even bother to inspect them.

ENTJ: Ah, ah, okay, bye-

Other people: No, wait! There's-

ENTJ: I pretty much got it, bye-

P.S. "Pretty much go it." or "I'm gonna wing it.", but make it organised, are probably catch phrases by now. No matter what people tell you that's a major trait of XXXJ people.

When I told you we invented criticism, I forgot to mention we also helped ESTJ and INTJ invent sarcasm.

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celexia · 2 years

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INTP x ENTJ 💗✨☁️

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the-real-wholesome-bitch · 1 year

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April 18, 2023

Day 2 of finals study

~*not sponsored by monster ~*

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for-my-entj-babies · 7 months

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Time to get back, darlings

Mama's having a shit time again

#entj aesthetic #entj things #mbti entj #mbti personality #mbti personality types #mbti humor #entj #entj thoughts #entj personality #entj memes #entj mbti

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personalitytypesconvs · 2 years

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intj: this relationship isn't working, is it?

entj: nah.

intj: it feels like it doesn't have any meaning.

entj: and in the long term, it won't satisfy us.

intj: so, we end it here?

entj: yes.

intj: okay, goodbye.

entj: bye.

isfp: what just happened

#mbti #mbti personality types #intj humor #intj #mbti intj #intj x entj #entj x intj #entj personality #entj things #entj #isfp personality #isfp things #mbti isfp #isfp

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shika000 · 2 years

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ENTJ is right lol

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chronic-claire-universe · 4 months

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I just discovered I have a repulsion towards entp, their lack of organization, irrationality and stubborness.

#claire thoughts #mbti #entj #entp #mbti memes #entj things #blame my logical mind

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luv3art · 2 years

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Things I've seen in my ENTJ friend:

Nothing matters if it isn't money

Really hates wasting time on stupid things

Confident when it comes to troubles, he will never let himself caught

Has only one thing that keeps him interested

Annoyingly honest

#Spotify #16 personality types #tumblr #16 personalities #aesthetic #mbti #mbti things #mbti personality types #mbti stuff #entj things #entj personality #entj #incorrect mbti #like #moodboard #instagram #likesforlike

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moriarty7phantomhive · 2 years

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INTP: Here's some advice

ENTJ: I didn't ask for any

INTP: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

#entj mbti #intp mbti #intp things #incorrect mbti #mbti incorrect quotes #entj #intp #entj things

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karamidaydreamer · 2 years

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Oh my God, this took way longer than usual, I really don't like drawing backgrounds. But anyway have an artwork of INFP and ENTJ on their first date!

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loudcycletaco · 1 year

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I ( ENTJ ) failed a test today... * grabs a knife *

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antheiantics · 1 year

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Things I would do as an ENTJ parent

Educate them on "The Art Of War" from an early age. If it's hard for them to get it, I would go as far as publishing a children's version of it.

Teach them proper manners and etiquette.

Gift each of them a plant, they must keep alive to develop a caring mechanism.

As soon as they prove to me they can take care of it, I'll get them a pet of their own choosing. Preferably a dog, if our household doesn't have one already. An animal of whatever kind, teaches responsibility

Read them fairy tales and mimic the voice of the characters for a full-blown experience.

Drink tea/fresh juice with them every morning and ask how they plan to spend their day. Later when they grow up, we'll have coffee.

Family dinners. That's a must.

Always urge them to communicate with me and their father about their feelings. It's important to me that they realize that we're not exactly mind readers and neither are other people.

Make sure they know what sarcasm is from an early age. That ages well, I promise you. And besides with me being their mother, they can't escape it either. Better get used to it.

Teach them to always fight for what they want and achieve it through any means necessary. Killing is off the table (we're not in The Purge, darlings, it's still illegal) Unfair play is off limits too - we honour truth and justice in this house. Otherwise, there are no limits whatsoever.

Talk with them like they are adults. The dog doesn't say "woof woof", it barks.

No matter what anyone says, they'll get their first phones when they turn 6 or 7 (meaning when they enter school). Before that, screen time will be minimized to certain movies and tv shows that I may make a separate list for (comment down below what movies and tv shows you would play for your kids so I can include them; would be nice if you write your MBTI and enneagram as well)

On the subject of phones: if they don't pick up the first time, I can take it. But if they don't pick up after 30 minutes when I call them again, I will come to the school or wherever they are and they will be grounded for life ( That's extreme, I know, maybe not grounded but definitely scolded)

I will make sure they know how to observe their surroundings.

Teach them to take charge when they believe is necessary. They don't have to be leaders but they must know how to be ones in case of need. This ages well, I promise, pt.2.

Make sure that they know that for school projects everyone must do their portion of the work unless their teammates are incompetent and lazy. Then, they would have to push themselves more to make the project succeed. Doesn't have to be perfect or the best one but if my kids are doing it, it probably will be *hair flip*

Teach them to handle money wisely. I didn't develop that habit even though my parents advised me a lot and at 20 I still find it difficult.

Introduce them to basic medicines they sell at pharmacies as soon as they can understand me. I grew up in a family where at 6, I knew what homeopathic medicine to take, depending on my symptoms. My mother and grandmother have medical backgrounds so I always knew what to do and therefore was calm. My children will definitely know that too.

If I have more than one kid as I wish, I will teach them to look after one another and protect each other. They must understand that a brother or a sister is the mightiest weapon anyone could have.

Get their aunt aka my best friend to teach them martial arts or at least basic self-defence.

Make sure they read a lot. Any kind of book, whatever book they are interested in. I'm all up for it. Not liking books isn't an option because in my opinion there is a book for any taste.

Make sure they forge their own style but still dress with taste and elegance.

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cynicalcharisma · 2 years

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hey um, so, found this elder intj dude. he's low-key cute and all. but entj and intj together, oof. i mean i have ego issues u cannot just not reply to me when u need space, it gives me mixed signals wth

#intj x entj #entj things #entj personality #entj mbti #entj aesthetic #entj memes #entj x intj #relationship #dating #online dating

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the-real-wholesome-bitch · 1 year

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March 18, 2023

Clears space, clear mind

Currently in the process of deep cleaning my room. Usually my room does not need much cleaning but recently I have been feeling stuck.

I’m sure it is due to the fact that I dropped one of the classes I was taking this semester. This class was insanely difficult, and the professor was not necessarily the best teacher. I did my best in that class however, I still was not getting the grade that I wished for for some reason dropping that class felt like a failure for me.

I am a bit of a workaholic, so, having less work makes me feel weird and dropping that class gave me less work. But I know dropping that class was the best thing for me in the long run.

But since my brain is cluttered with not very nice thoughts, I thought I’d clear my space so that my brain can be clear as well.

Remember to take care of yourself guys.

#study notes #study space #study girl #study blog #studyblr #studyspiration #studyinspo #student #entj mbti #entj personality #entj things #entj thoughts #laptop #notes #notebooks #bullet journal #planners

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for-my-entj-babies · 2 years

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August 26, 2022

Apparently, it gets hard before it gets easy. It's been tough for too long.

I just wish it was a little easier. Just a little bit.

#entj aesthetic #entj things #mbti entj #mbti personality #mbti personality types #mbti types #mbtimeme #16 personalities #16 personality types #entj mbti #entj thoughts #entj personality #entj #entj memes #what an entj needs to hear

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personalitytypesconvs · 2 years

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infp (esfp's boyfriend): I wish my partner was more like yours.

entp (entj's boyfriend): you don't. believe me.

#mbti #mbti personality types #infp personality #infp #infp x esfp #esfp x infp #esfp personality #esfp mbti #esfp #entp personality #entp mbti #entp things #entp #entp x entj #entj x entp #entj things #entj personality #entj #entj mbti

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