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nonromanceable-npc · 4 months

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I hate to have to state the obvious, but people know hating/'getting rid of ' Jews won't fix the world somehow - right? Believe me, that one's certainly been tried and tested

#actually jewish #jewish #jumblr #antisemitism #kind of dark humor #people really be like 'jews = bad' is a super cool new idea that will solve all our problems #insert eye roll #jew hatred is not 'valid political criticism'#you can discuss politics without spreading hate and violence ya know

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cunning-conjurer · 2 years

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I guess relating to a diagnosis means you have that disorder. Because that's how healthcare and receiving a diagnosis works.

#insert eye roll #yall are so fucking dumb

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shootingstarrfish · 6 months

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do u think beel does the evil hands before he eats

#my friend said he'd eat his food too fast to even think about doing it but in my world he totally does #she doesnt get it insert rolling eyes emoji #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me beelzebub #beelzebub #obey me belphegor #belphegor #om! beelzebub #om! belphegor #shitpost #ill get back to proper art soon ive just been extra tired lately and i want a refund >:(#my constantly tired ass: man i wonder why i like the tired ones so much #ok sleep time now gn babes and besties <3 #my art #obey me art

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agathabridgerton · 22 days

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colin 🤝 anthony: making an heir in s3

#the rest of my serious input is that i think this will be a flirty thread in a sex scene #esp bc in the book they have sex before they're married #but not so far before that they had to change the wedding date (although colin does but simply bc he just wants to be married)#i think it'll be the same in the show #except mirror stuff and also colin being like hey let's get in on this heir-making competition #and pen will be like colin! we're not even married yet #and he's like well do you want children? and she'll be like yes...#and he'll be like well our wedding is not so far out that starting now versus on our wedding night matters...#and pen will be like but my sisters are already pregnant #and colin will be like they could have girls! and i will love my prospective nieces very much but... we could still win this #and pen will laugh and roll her eyes and be like oh you bridgertons and your competitive spirit #and colin will be like we do like to win #(insert porn)#bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton s3 spec #polin #also. I DON'T SEEM SO DELUSIONAL NOW DO I!!!!!!! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!! I SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!! AND IT'S HAPPENING!!!!

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paperstarwriters · 8 months

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ModernRoomate!Muriel x Reader, where Muriel collects you up after you've returned from a party. Perhaps you're exhausted, perhaps you're drunk, but you swat the lights of the room until it's turned off, and you flop onto the nearest large-enough surface you can find. Maybe it's the couch, maybe it's the table, maybe it's the floor. You don't know, and you don't care.

Muriel on the other hand, does.

Of course he does.

He collects you up off the floor. Not scooping you up, lest your delirious brain swivel and swirl in your skull, till your eyes ache even worse, and your stomach flips upside down—no, he simply ushers you up and off of your sloppy sleeping place, offering an arm for you to lean on as he slowly guides you to your bedroom.

You mutter something, drowsily, incoherently, and in that warm, rumbly hushed voice of his, he hums, asking you what you meant with as little sound as possible.

"Makeup," you manage to mutter and grumble. "need t'take of my makeup...just take me to the bathroom."

He does as you ask, and the lights of the bathroom are flickered on. Miserably, horribly bright, but mandatory for your needs.

You're about to paw the area for your makeup wipes, but Muriel tugs you back before he pulls out a little unmarked bottle of... something and begins to clean your face, letting you close your eyes, as he wipes away the smears and marks your makeup left behind, running lukewarm water over your face, enough to build little puddles of water around the small sink. You feel clean when he's all done tidying you up, a little dry perhaps, but that might've been from the drinks, or the sweat. You expect him to lead you back to the bedroom then, but he fishes a more familiar bottle from the messy shared sink space, and rubs your moisturizer into your face.

Finally done with that, he leads you back into your room, drapes a blanket over your shoulders and helps you to tug the worst of your party outfit off. You're mostly covered by the blanket, but whatever skin shows is covered by the lights still left off in your room, though the washroom lights linger, exposing a sliver of skin to any eyes who may choose to pry.

Muriel's green eyes catch gold from the old bathroom lights. Even in the dark, he still looks away, insistent to give you your privacy.

Maybe you're naked in the end. Maybe you manage to worm at least some portion of your pajamas on. Regardless, Muriel simply tucks that blanket around your shoulders to cover you better, and helps usher you into your bed.

He's about to leave, but you hold him back, clinging to his clothes, perhaps, or wrapping your fingers around some of his own before he can pull away.

It's dark. You're exhausted. The only coherent thing you can manage to say is, "I didn't know you could do that."

"Do what?" His voice feels lower somehow. It's certainly quieter, but the low rumble of it makes you lean towards him, towards the sound of him, even as your head continues to ache.

"Remove makeup. Didn't know you knew how to do that."

He hums, soft and deep just like before, and he hesitates by your bedside. Maybe he wants to reply, maybe he doesn't want to explain. You don't care either way. You want him to linger by your side.

He leans closer towards you and you can feel it more than you can see it, the brush of his clothes as they drape closer towards you, the warmth of his chest, of his hands, the tickle of his hair against your skin.

Light passes through the window, gold and red illuminating him for a moment, to confirm your suspicions, but halt his movement. He hesitates, still standing over you when the light fades from the window, that car somewhere far away by now, and he leans back, squeezing your hand as he goes, soothing his thumb over a patch of your wrist, as he leaves.

and all too soon, he pulls away.

#Idk I was just thinking too much about Muriel wiping off your makeup and knowing how to do it WELL #(I don't actually know much about makeup/makeup removal but yea)#just the possibility that maybe he's worn makeup before and thus knows how to properly take it off #even if you've never seen him wear or use makeup before—and maybe you've even seen him roll his eyes at the mention of it #or maybe he's dealt with others wearing makeup before—Asra perhaps or maybe someone else. Who knows?#the arcana #muriel #x reader #reader insert #Muriel x reader #Muriel the arcana #Muriel #the arcana muriel #the arcana muriel x reader #the arcana headcannons

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korssha · 8 months

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Happy Indigenous peoples day guys🤗🤗🪶

#clone high #clone high joan of arc #clone high joan #clone high topher #topher bus #doodle #I HAVE OTHER POSTS GUYS #why does this doodle get more likes #insert eye roll emoji

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jujutsustraycats · 2 months

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Say what you want, whoever your favorite character may be, we all know how you reacted to Kaiser's intro panel

#i'm calling myself out but still #that wasn't even his best panel and it still had me screaming #“on your knees blue lock”#*insert that one vine of the girl in glasses screaming “when will you learn”*#he's a cocky bastard (pun not intended) but he's so fine #making me roll off my bed giggling and kicking my legs #narrator: and that's how ish realized they had a thing for pretty eyes #bllk manga #blue lock manga #michael kaiser

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cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu · 2 years

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Merlin: *trying to find a comfortable position whilst standing*

Arthur: *smirks* Aww, is your little bottom sore?

Merlin: *glares* You know damn well why it is, since you're the cause of it, sire.

Arthur: *proud and smug*

Leon: *trying his best to ignore them and eat his food peacefully*

Percival: *does a spit take with the mead*

Elyan: Damn it *sighs and hands over gold coins to a gleeful Gwaine*

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tomathi · 10 months

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the most important characteristic of a good teacher is the ability to vividly remember what it feels like to have no fucking clue what you're doing

#this post is for several people #my boss who taught me jack shit about her business and still rolls her eyes at me whenever i have a question #my old calc professor who felt the need to insert a 'it clearly follows that' step in every proof he did #thereby making them useless to his students #no sir it does not clearly follow #we are here to learn #not to assume and handwave the middle bits #this post is for every student who has tried and tried and tried but just cant seem to understand #its not your fault #your teachers are supposed to meet you where you are #not the other way around #lacking in functional slash applied empathy

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intrulogicalweek · 11 months

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Intrulogical Week Prompts Semi-Finals #5

Propaganda is absolutely allowed! If you just can’t decide, vote for one and put your other choice in the tags when you reblog! Both votes will be counted in the final tally!

#intrulogical #logan sanders #remus sanders #ts logan #ts remus #sanders sides #romantic intrulogical #platonic intrulogical #intrulogical week #thomas sanders #suggestive #[ insert gif of Remus rolling his eyes‚ 'yeah‚ obviously' ]#prompt polls #intrulogical week 2023 starts 10/29

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berrymimes · 1 year

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no one look at me…

#their name is Rosario or whatever rolls eyes #lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin the 3rd #lupin #goemon ishikawa #goemon ishikawa xiii #goemon #lupin oc #self insert #self ship #doodle #my art

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mafaldaknows · 1 year

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So what’s next? Cheating scandal, when his new lady love is spotted at Restoration Hardware?

#pillow talk #seriously people #i mean come on #get a grip #restoration hardware #scandalous cushions #soft and stupid #insert massive eye roll here #tales from the charmiesphere

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shootingstarrfish · 7 days

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GASPSSPSPSPSPS star you've been causing the explosions?!?? POLICE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!! 11! 11!! 11! 1!! 1!!!! 1111! 1!!!!!!

STOPPPPPP NO ITS NOT ME ITS NOT I DONT EVEN LIKE EXPLOSIONS!!!!!111!!1!1111029487 YOU CANT PROVE IT >:(

#ask box #gosh a person cant even get cancelled over regular things like thirsting too hard over emo cows these days (insert rolling eyes emoji)#all because of splode #sdfhjkhj belphie gets cancelled online after lesson 16 and hes like ugh its all because of choke #sorry #im not

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safarisaythings · 9 months

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Me: I don't talk about WTTT to my friends THAT much

Meanwhile on discord:

#i talked about saving a horse with Texas one too many times ig #insert eye roll emoji #i love my friends #i swear they love me too #welcome to the table #wttt #safari said a thing

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daenystheedreamer · 1 year

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What about Edmure "My people; they were afraid" Tully? /hj

DOWN WITH NOBLESSE OBLIGE!!!

#asoiaf #tears rolling down my cheeks as i pull the gun on edmure tully my favourite irish redhead #he squeaks and his beautiful big blue eyes well up in fear. i choke back sobs and say go on buddy. i kick him. he whines.#you gotta run buddy i say. he doesnt understand. i kick him again. go on run into the forest. be free. i kick him for he knows not of #human affairs. i fire a warning shot and he scurries away #never to be seen again...#just a little self insert rp of me during the isekai revolution where i am transported to westeros and i have a gun

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rexscanonwife · 4 months

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Bro where did this wave of love even COME from I just queued a bunch of scout art for later and I wanna draw some nice sibling stuff and I'm thinking about how Engie calls him Jackrabbit and my partner calls me bunny rabbit waaahh 😭😭💖💖

#jane journals #self insert talk #platonic f/o #familial f/o #⚾️ strike out siblings ⚾️#<- a litfle smth im trying out. idk bonk brother never seemed satisfactory to me #so here we go!!#aaaahh i can feel a tf2 mini fixation coming on.#its weird that its so close to my rex anniversary tho like #im working on balance 😂😂 the queue helps tbh!! i post a wider variety of things #even tho i do curate it a little #ANYWAY!!!#IDK WHERE THIS LOVE CAME FROM!!!#i wanna draw us as kids and hanging out as adults and stuff #and i thought itd be kinda funny if i drew a little comic where miss pauling meets my s/i for the first time #like. scout is like 'hey wanna meet my sister?' and pauling is envisioning femscout and already rolling her eyes #but she sees junie instead who immediately compliments her and is all bubbly and sweet and paulings lesbian ass is all 😳💖💖💖💖#even just cause shes not around sweet genuine compliments from girls very often 👉👈#i may have a crush on miss pauling #damn scout sorry i stole ur girl 🤭🤭🤭#ougghh fuck i actually wanna think more about that

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