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Harry: You remind me of a Greek hero.
Tom, having no idea where this came from: Thank you, darli—
Harry: —in that your main flaw is hubris and you're doomed by yourself. Like Sisyphus.
Tom, knowing damn well his pleas for Harry to read more have bitten him in the ass: ...You couldn't have chosen someone better to compare me to? Like Odysseus, perhaps?
Harry: I'm not going to be Penelope.
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Harry: Why does this potion smell like sociopath
Hermione: Harry… that’s Amortentia
Ron: Wtf does ‘sociopath’ even smell like??
Harry: It sort of smells like Voldemort
Hermione:
Ron:
Harry: OH
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Diary Tom Riddle: We have so much in common! Both half-bloods-
Harry: Both my parents were magical so not really but ok.
Diary Tom Riddle: Both orphans.
Harry: My parents died because of Voldemort...
Diary Tom Riddle: Mine too! What are the chances?
Harry: ... (-_-)
Diary Tom Riddle: It's like we're soulmates.
Harry: Funny you should say that.
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harry: my old archenemy, draco malfoy
voldemort: i thought i was your archenemy?
harry: i have a life outside of you, tom
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When Tom fell in love with Harry, he thought he had fallen ill
But when Harry fell for Tom, he thought he'd gone mad
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Tom: My future partner must be cunning ,ambitious, intelligent, successful and organized.
Harry: *falls through the ceiling from the future and proceeds to put a wand to his throat and threaten him*
Tom: That one. I want that one.
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tom: “well, you know how it is. if push comes to stab, and all that.”
harry: “that’s… that’s not the phrase. it’s if push comes to shove. tom? tom marvolo riddle come back here right now, so help me god-”
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Tom: Harry, I need a favor
Harry: I'm not kissing you again
Hermione: Kissing?
Ron: AGAIN?!
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re-reading that tender light by @mayfriend and what I got from Harry & Tom's encounter is that it's pretty much like this, especially after Tom finds out Harry is his soulmate
Tom: How can you see my face and not fall in love with me?
Harry: Well, it's that at some point, your face starts talking.
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Tom absolutely head over heels: I love you
Harry pinching the bridge of his nose: I love you too but can you tell me that when we aren’t covered in blood and standing in front of a body?
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Madam Pomfrey: Mr. Potter, what is your type?
Harry’s dumbass: Tall, Swanky, Dashing, a bit pale and definitely with a side parted hairstyle.
Madam Pomfrey, exasperated: I meant your blood type, Mr. Potter.
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Incorrect Tomarry Quote:
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Author: @reggieblk
Harry nodded. "Sometimes I want to crack your ribs open and crawl inside you."
Tom's breath stuttered as he exhaled smoke. "You are perfect for me, Harry Potter," he said breathlessly, eyes adoring, hand holding onto his hip possessively.
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Voldemort: Harry, I need you to give me my snake back
Harry: No! It’s my weekend, we have shared custody!
Voldemort: Nagini is not your child, she is a highly intelligent, extremely terrifying and deadly creature-
Nagini: boop the snoot
Harry: Aww, who’s my little danger noodle?
Voldemort:
Voldemort: What have you done to her
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Diary Tom Riddle: I shall now kill you with this giant snake that only I can control because only I speak-
Harry in Parseltongue: Guess what I can do?
Diary Tom Riddle: Even if you speak Parseltongue only I contain part of the soul of Lord Voldemort, the true Heir of Slytherin.
Harry: You're never going to believe this, but guess what?
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Harry: As the old folks say, we all have our inner demons.
Harry, patting Tom's head: Fortunately, mine's an actual living being and is actively seeking out blood for those who wronged me. Right, Riddle?
Tom: whatever you say, dear.
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Harry sick: *I'm still doing things* Yes, I have a fever of 38, but I can still go to work
Tom sick: *he literally only coughed 1 time* it's my last minutes of life, hurry up har marry me!
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