#tomarry quotes
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Tom: Harry, I need a favor
Harry: I'm not kissing you again
Hermione: Kissing?
Ron: AGAIN?!
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Here's a little something to tide my readers over before the next chapter....
A short little quote from EXTREMELY far off in the fic:
"You are a fool for loving me, Harry Potter."
"If I am a fool, then I'll damn well be your court jester."
#tomarry#harry potter#tom riddle#tomarrymort#harrymort#fanfiction#fandom#lord voldemort#fanfic#as you fall to the depths of desire#tomarry quotes#quotes#fic excerpt
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Harry: Why does this potion smell like sociopath
Hermione: Harry… that’s Amortentia
Ron: Wtf does ‘sociopath’ even smell like??
Harry: It sort of smells like Voldemort
Hermione:
Ron:
Harry: OH
#harry potter#incorrect quotes#fanfic#harry potter is a menace#fanfiction#tomarry#tom riddle#voldemort#harrymort#tomarrymort#lord voldemort#tom marvolo riddle#ao3 writer#ao3 author#ao3#smells like blood and chaos with a hint of murderous intent
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Diary Tom Riddle: I shall now kill you with this giant snake that only I can control because only I speak-
Harry in Parseltongue: Guess what I can do?
Diary Tom Riddle: Even if you speak Parseltongue only I contain part of the soul of Lord Voldemort, the true Heir of Slytherin.
Harry: You're never going to believe this, but guess what?
#Harry Potter crack#Tom Riddle#Harry Potter#humor#crack#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect harry potter#gen#Or#tomarry#If u want#soulseeker#my post
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harry: my old archenemy, draco malfoy
voldemort: i thought i was your archenemy?
harry: i have a life outside of you, tom
#i know i made a post about this already#but it’s so fcking funny still#harry potter#draco malfoy#voldemort#tom riddle#drarry#tomarry#just for the tags#soo talks#harry james potter#incorrect harry potter#incorrect harry potter quotes
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When Tom fell in love with Harry, he thought he had fallen ill
But when Harry fell for Tom, he thought he'd gone mad
#harry potter#young voldemort#voldemort#lord voldemord#tom riddle#tom x harry#tomarry#incorrect golden trio quotes#golden trio era
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Tom: My future partner must be cunning ,ambitious, intelligent, successful and organized.
Harry: *falls through the ceiling from the future and proceeds to put a wand to his throat and threaten him*
Tom: That one. I want that one.
#harry potter#this is literally every other Tomarry fic#incorrect hp quotes#tom riddle#Harry and Tom#Tomarry#harry james potter#time travel#incorrect quotes
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The quote by Lemony Snicket: "I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong."
— is Tomarry/Harrymort to me.
#this is my favorite ship dynamic#regarding every enemies to lover ship#but especially#tomarry#harrymort#because i feel like#it suites THEM A LOT#actually its high-key made for them#as INNOCENCE LOVE FIRE??????#MISFORTUNE LOVES ORPHANS.... BRO#and justice watch to sit and watch... bestie#this is them#my favorite quote meet my favorite ship
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Riddle did not ask again, he grabbed Harry's shoulders and moved him away. Harry looked at his dinky watch. 8:58am. "I have two minutes until I'm the property of the Ministry of Magic." So fuck off.
Riddle's smile was condescending. "Don't be silly, Harry. You are always mine."
"Where's HR?" Harry demanded.
Riddle's smile widened. "We don't have HR."
"Ok. First, let's create an HR office. Then I'll anonymously report you for harassment."
"How about dinner tonight to go over sexual harassment in the workplace in detail?"
Harry threw his head back in laughter and a few people turned to stare at the loud noise. "That was smooth," Harry complimented with a smile feeling reluctantly impressed.
Too Old to be this Young - Nadia_Castillo
#harry potter#harry james potter#tom marvolo riddle#tom riddle#fic quotes#fic recs#alternate universe#dimension travel#no voldemort au#tomarry#if you want to read the different ways a rather crazy but sane tom tries to win over harry this is the fic#also...#if you want to read how harry messes up all kind of things without meaning it#this fic is hilarious
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tom: “well, you know how it is. if push comes to stab, and all that.”
harry: “that’s… that’s not the phrase. it’s if push comes to shove. tom? tom marvolo riddle come back here right now, so help me god-”
#harry potter#tom riddle#tomarry#incorrect tomarry#hp fandom#slytherin#incorrect slytherin quotes#harry james potter#tom marvolo riddle#slytherin harry potter#harry potter fandom
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Excerpt from Of Kings, Of Pawns, and Of Men
#yes I butchered that tsoa quote#and made it tomarry#oops#love reinterpreting exceptionally romantic lines in a way more fucked up context#okpm#tomarry#harry potter#tom marvolo riddle#tom riddle#the song of achilles#tsoa#my writing
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Harry: I'm quick at math
Tom: What's 2^17 + 3^3?
Harry: 3212
Tom: That was wrong
Harry: But it was quick
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Harry: You remind me of a Greek hero.
Tom, having no idea where this came from: Thank you, darli—
Harry: —in that your main flaw is hubris and you're doomed by yourself. Like Sisyphus.
Tom, knowing damn well his pleas for Harry to read more have bitten him in the ass: ...You couldn't have chosen someone better to compare me to? Like Odysseus, perhaps?
Harry: I'm not going to be Penelope.
#tomarry#tomarrymort#harry potter#tom riddle#harrymort#voldemort#incorrect tomarry quote#incorrect quotes
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Voldemort: I can touch you now!
Harry: *Moans* Be gentle, it's my first time
Voldemort:
Voldemort: Why do you always have to make it weird?
Harry: If I stop being weird I'll literally die
#harry potter#incorrect quotes#tomarry#fanfic#tom riddle#harry potter is a menace#harrymort#voldemort#fanfiction#hp#tomarrymort#ao3#bad flirting
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Diary Tom Riddle: We have so much in common! Both half-bloods-
Harry: Both my parents were magical so not really but ok.
Diary Tom Riddle: Both orphans.
Harry: My parents died because of Voldemort...
Diary Tom Riddle: Mine too! What are the chances?
Harry: ... (-_-)
Diary Tom Riddle: It's like we're soulmates.
Harry: Funny you should say that.
#Harry Potter#Tom Riddle#incorrect harry potter#Voldemort#crack#humor#incorrect harry potter quotes#gen#or if you prefer#tomarry#soulseeker#tomarrymort#my post
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re-reading that tender light by @mayfriend and what I got from Harry & Tom's encounter is that it's pretty much like this, especially after Tom finds out Harry is his soulmate
Tom: How can you see my face and not fall in love with me?
Harry: Well, it's that at some point, your face starts talking.
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