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Robb: I have everything under control
*explosion goes off behind him*
Robb: ignore that.
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Rickon: *sends a super low-quality meme to the group chat*
Arya: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents
Rickon: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Sansa: Actually I did the math, Arya would have $225, not $0.15
Robb: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Theon: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Robb: Sorry I only have a dollar
Theon: :(
Bran: hey I just realized sansa is wrong, arya would have $22'500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Robb: If I had $22'500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Rickon: you can buy anything you want with $22'500
Arya: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Jon: Apply juice to what
Theon: directly to the forehead
Sansa: Great chat everyone
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sansa: *texting the starkling groupchat*
sansa: the first one to reply after this is gats
sansa: *gay
sansa: wait fuck
robb: lmfaoooo
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how chores are divided in the stark household
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Arya: I’m a very creative person.
Sansa: What do you create?
Arya: Chaos.
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Cat (coming home to a huge mess): Oh Gods, what happened here?
Arya: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Robb: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Bran: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Rickon: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Sansa: I TRIED TO STOP THEM FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Arya/Rickon: *rushing in a panic*
Sansa: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.
Arya: NO ONE DIED!
Sansa: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT SOUND ANY BETTER.
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Sansa: Jon! I'm so glad we're all home! I can be the lady and it will be just like before the war!
Jon: I died and came back to life, spent some time in a wolf and now I will cut a bitch for getting my eggs wrong.
Sansa: Okay... well at least Bran is still himself.
Bran: I'm the Three Eyed Crow and also a Warg and Skinchanger, and also Lord of Winterfell get out of my chair Sansa!
Sansa: Arya, please tell me you haven't changed.
Arya: I became a Faceless Man for a bit but I'm also a courtesan, I have gotten over the self-esteem issues you caused, I'm a skilled warrior and a Warg and Skinchanger. Plus I have a wolf army now.
Sansa: Am I the only normal one?
Jon: No, because you repress your own guilt and memories so much that you haven't even realised you poisoned your eight-year-old cousin.
Sansa: Well, at least Rickon is still my sweet, innocent, docile baby brother
Rickon:
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Sansa: you stabbed Jon while sparring?
Arya: well, yeah... you should have heard what he said to me!
Sansa: what did he say?
Arya, in jon's voice: what are you gonna do? stab me?
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Jon: Alright! Listen up you little shits!
Jon: Not you, Arya, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.
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Theon: in your opinion, what is the height of Stupidity?
Talisa, turning to Robb: how tall are you?
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Gendry: so when are you going out with me?
Arya: i don't know, gendry, when are you asking me?
Gendry: hm
later
Hot Pie: SO YOU JUST RAN AWAY??!?!
Gendry: I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO FLIRT BACK!!!!
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Sansa: *can easily hold the high note in 'Say Amen' by P!ATD
Jon: *kinda tries, but ends up laughing and admits defeat halfway through*
Arya: *doesn't even try, even though Sansa begs her*
Rickon: *can do it, but messes up on purpose to be crazy*
Bran: *can 100% do it, but doesn't want to seem like a show-off*
Robb: *tries so fucking hard but for some reason sounds like a dying goose*
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Arya: When you have so many brothers, you really develop thick skin.
*Arya is putting on clothes in Tully colors*
Robb: Red isn't your color.
Arya, angrily: rED BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!
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Ned: Children, if one of you murder me and bury me in King’s Landing, I’ll haunt you forever
Arya: What if we murder you and bury you somewhere else?
Ned: No. I’ll leave you alone. I’m sure you had your reasons.
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