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im still alive lmao
this art is made for filipino SDV fans/players
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Pierre: So let me get this straight-
Sam: More like let me run this bi you
Abigail: Let’s see how this pans out
Sebastian: Let me ace-ess the situation
The Farmer: I’m gay
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When you can't say the word "philosophy", yet are the winner in a philosophical argument.
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Alex: What are your pronouns?
Farmer: They/them. Why?
Alex: Oh, thanks. I'm gonna go home and complain about you later and I don't wanna get it wrong.
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Farmer: Shane is playing hard to get.
Farmer: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Astarion work in progress i meant to finish like a month or 2 ago but then just kinda forgot about it lolol
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An attempt at group bonding was made. Needless to say, Alex was perplexed but to Sam this was a typical Tuesday night.
(Hello, yes, I am back with these losers (attempted at) being friends with each other. You are (hopefully) not immune to this propaganda)
#haley is the obvious choice because it was midnight and we do not want to disturb evelyn and george now do we?#and it's not like they could stay in sam's because: 1. jodi 2. vincent 3. kent 4. jodi#they could stay at sebastian's but he forgot his keys and uh robin is scary#emily might meddle but she provides edible brownies so good for them!!#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley incorrect quotes#sdv incorrect quotes#sdv alex#sdv haley#sdv sam#sdv abigail#sdv sebastian#stardew alex#stardew haley#stardew sam#stardew abigail#stardew sebastian
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Wanda: Didn’t know I was living with a whore
Y/n: Darling…are you mad that I romanced Haley in Stardew Valley?
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Penny: Farmer, your turn! Two truths and one lie!
Farmer: Okay, so… My favorite color is red, I’m right-handed…
Farmer: And I explored all 120 floors of the mines and donated all my valuable artifacts to Gunther so he would give me a rusty key, letting me go down to the sewers and meet a friendly shadow guy, who I’m now letting live in my house to protect him from the dwarf assassins.
Penny: Oh, Farmer, as entertaining as that story was, I think you should make the lie a bit less obvious-
Sam: They’re left-handed.
Penny:
Sam:
Farmer:
Penny: YOU WHAT
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Farmer: what are you screaming around for? my farm is totally normal
Lewis: there are dinos and void chickens everywhere, the fish just request food and your dead Grandpa is trying to talk with me
Farmer: be happy he doesn't tell you to get married already
Lewis: this isn't the point!
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Sam: Telling someone “You are shit” and “You ain’t shit” are both insults
Sam: “You are not shit” is reassurance
Sam: “You are not the shit” is an insult
Sam: “You are the shit” is a compliment
Sam: Isn’t that weird?
Shane, in his head: Only ten more minutes to closing, only ten more minutes to closing, ONLY TEN MORE MINS-
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Don't know why I've been featuring Elliott in these quotes a lot, they just seem to fit him better.
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Shane: When I was your age-
Sebastian, mocking him: When I was your height.
Shane:
Shane: Listen here you little shit-
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Maru: The Farmer is fucking intense. I once asked them if they had any copper, and I think they dug it straight out of the ground themselves.
The Dwarf: I see the Farmer come her, almost every day. Even I do not venture deep, yet the Farmer returns, every time, unscathed. I pray for the monsters that dwell deep. I pray that their deaths are swift.
The Farmer, sprinting through the 90th floor of the skull caverns, a stereo over one shoulder blasting 'Barbie Girl', a sword in his other arm: Come on barbie lets go barbie ha ha yeah yeah come get me super snakes im a fucking tank
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