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Xie Lian in a pit: :(
White no face: Lol, u good?
Xie Lian: >:( You're blocking my fucking view of the sky with your ugly mug, gtfo of here
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Nightmare, welcoming Cross to his castle: You know, it’s fine, you’re welcome to just be yourself here. My team is a place for misfits to be loved, you don’t need to be so excessively servile. I know that you’re born and raised a royal guard, but-
Cross, in a proper soldier stance: Sorry, I’ve got way more shit to unpack before I can be normal about this.
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Simp lines for me and for you.
Warning: Simpery
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Eclipse, gently holding your hand: I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of what comes over me when I'm around you… I'm afraid of how tempting it is… to ignore my rationale… of how many excuses I can invent to be closer to you… I'm afraid of how much I want… of what I want.
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Wolverine, gently: The day I met you, I began to forget a life without you.
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Dusk, harshly: You asked me once… What I would do in your position?
*He glowers as his magic crackles and sparks as he gets closer*
Dusk: But when it comes to them…? Perhaps you should be asking yourself…
*His bone attacks begin to form*
Dusk: What would I not do?
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Ridge, gently cupping your face after a fight: Who did this to you? I'll kill them.
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Cardinal holding you close: You're the greatest risk I've ever taken... And the greatest reward.
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Captain pressing his face into your neck: It was love at first sight... At last sight... As every and ever sight...
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Elm, kissing your hand: It will always be you...
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Imagine if Fenn was with us in Stone Garden instead of Gwendis.
Fennorian: “The implications this alchemical compound has on the state of lycanthropy and it’s means of enabling transformation is astounding. I must get a sample! Perhaps there is a similar solvent for vampirism?”
The vestige in the middle of their third alchemically enabled werewolf transformation: “FENN MY BONES HURT”
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Ink: *Drinking vanilla extract.*
Swap: *Too lost in the sauce to even notice.*
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So in the video where Logan’s gonna snap we all know is coming at some point.
I think Logan is going to blame everything that has happened on Virgil.
(Here’s some sort of incorrect quote of what it could look like sorry in advance)
Virgil- Logan calm down, look, breathe in for four-
Logan- calm down…calm down???? Your the last person who should be telling people to calm down!
From day dot you’ve come in here and ruined everything! We were doing fine before you came here and now look at us Virgil, this has happened all because of you. Ever wonder that, how it all went to shit because you showed up. You don’t need logic to see the patterns here.
(I know this is shit but I physically can’t contain this idea any longer, if any fanfic writers wish to write this better by all means go ahead)
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Incorrect Quotes:)
Peter: So he's your.....
Shuri: Friend. Who's my man.
Shuri: I mean a man who is also a god.
Peter: Mhm
Shuri: Don't you Fucking dare!!
Peter:WHAT!?!
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things I think Hazbin Hotel’s Adam would say as a person who has never watched the show
(but has an info dumping friend-)
“Lute shut the fuck up for a sec I’m in a sick guitar solo.”
“Heyy, Charlie? Wanna know what I bringin’ this extermination day? beef.” Starts swinging on Lucifer.
“It’s pretty cute that you think you can defeat with the ‘power of friendship’ but I am like- fucking Adam, from the bible-“
“I’ve gotta make an announcement. Lucifer’s a bitch ass motherfucker!-“
“I miss my wives, Lute, I miss them a lot. I’ll be back.”
“You’re too late Charlie, I am now forklift certified!”
Lute: “I don’t think we can isolate ignore or ibuprofen our way out of this one!”
Adam: “Ignite it is.”
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Loid Forger’s obsession with missions
(Pre Identity Reveal)
Loid: For the mission!
Anya: Can you read me a bedtime story?
Loid: Absolutely
Loid: The mission!
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Yor: Loid! I accidentally destroyed some of the ingredients we were gonna use! Can you go get some?
Loid: Of course! I’ll be back soon!
- Loid proceeds to get the most expensive and highest quality ingredients -
Loid: For the mission!
Yor: Thank you, Loid!
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Anya: Papa! Someone said they have a puppy! Can I go see it? They’re over there!
- Some guy slowly shuffling away -
Loid (About to lose it): Mmm, I don’t know. I’ll go see the puppy first and then you can come
Anya: Ok!
- 10 minutes later after their “friendly conversation” -
Loid: I’m sorry Anya, there was no puppies
Anya: Aw
Loid: There is a place where we can go see puppies though
Anya: Yay!
Loid: This is all for the mission!
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- After tucking in Anya and giving her a forehead kiss -
Loid: Im so good at being a master spy
Loid: Goodnight Yor!
- Loid instinctively gives Yor a forehead kiss -
Loid: Love you!
Loid: Everything is for the mission!
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- Teenage Anya introduces her boyfriend, Damian, to her parents -
- Loid death glaring at him, while he chats with Yor -
Loid: Hold it in Twilight! It’s for the mission!
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Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to Bernard any time of the day!
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Otto Octavius: So your acustors... they're detachable?
Olivia Octavius: yeah, of course. Why the fuck would I design them to be permanently attached to my back? Sounds hella stupid thb.
Otto Octavius:
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Merlin and Jack: Be gay, do crime, sacrifice yourself to save the world
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some random Au: Ink! Help! Error is destroying my home!
costumer service!Ink: sir this is a Wendy’s
au: B-but this is your job!
ink: yeah? And I don’t get payed enough for it.
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You/Reader: I can't believe you got shot!
Brawl: I got shot in my bulletproof vest, soulmate, it's just a couple bruises. I'm okay.
You/Reader: Why don't they make better vests? That's not bulletproof! It's like when you fall into a pool and your watch stops working! That's water-resistant! Not waterproof...
Brawl, raising his shirt around shirt up to his ribs: I am just fine. See? It's just a couple bruises.
You/Reader: H-How long do you have to be taped up like this...?
Brawl: I dunno, a couple days, maybe?
You/Reader: Oh. Okay.
Brawl: You relaxed now?
You/Reader: Yeah. I'm relaxed.
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So quite a few people noticed this scene from Castlevania feels like an incorrect quote so let's treat it as one, shall we?
Blaze: Social anxiety? I've never heard of that affecting squadron leaders. Silent pilots aren't a common thing.
Prez: I've been told that aces have trouble talking.
Blaze: I've answered questions. I've given commands.
Gryphus 1: Commands aren't conversations, are they?
Talisman: Course they are.
Diplomat: How can giving orders be considered chatting? There's no room for answer.
Trigger: My wingmen order eachother around because I wouldn't feel right saying obvious stuff.
Blaze: I think I would probably notice myself being silent.
Mobius 1: Really? Do you notice your allies can't hear the enemy radio? Of course you don't. It's a thing you learn. It's not like we're told about our oddities.
Monarch: !!!
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Killer: We should start calling our friends "bestie [name]" like how nuns call eachother sister barbara and shit.
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