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saturncodedstarlette · 1 year

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🌟Ideas Dumping🌟

Imagine : having matching mugs with Ghost 🥺🥺💛

Y/N : Ok u take the pink one, I’ll take the black one.

Ghost : Sure— wait— why do I get the pink one? And u get the black one?

Y/N : Bc I wanted the black one 🥺💞

Ghost, can’t resist the cuteness : . . . Fine, but don’t u dare tell anybody about this, got it?

Y/N, knows they can get their ways anytime : Ok! Love ya so much, Simon 💞💞💞

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marsinout · 7 months

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Charles: It's very bright. Max: Yeah, we lighten ourselves together.

#🌟✨#formula 1 #f1 #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #max x charles #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 #incorrect formula 1

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nomniki · 1 year

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☕️ kim seungmin soulmate au ♡ ^ ㅇ ^

۫ ⊹ . ۫ ⛄️ ꒰ you run away from all your problems— rejection in the eighth grade, confrontation in all its forms, that one overly friendly coworker from your summer job— it’s almost second nature. unfortunately for you, the universe has ensured that kim seungmin will be the one problem you can’t run from.

★ ━━ or in which you really hate kim seungmin, but you don’t have to tell him that— the universe has its own special way of letting him know.

✉️ duration feb 14 — ?

✉️ ella’s note the long anticipated semi spin off to star lost!!! thank u to that one anon who asked if id ever write a soulmate au for min and thank u bee for actually giving me the idea for their soulmate mark and thank u for reading if u do 🤍

✉️ warnings/disclaimers TECHNICALLY this is a spin off from another smau i wrote— star lost— and there will be minor references to that fic in this one, so to fully enjoy this fic i would totally recommend u read that first!! not many warnings just language, sex jokes, all the regular stuff i believe

✉️ taglist @ihrtjun @viagumi @vixensss @luvrhyune @sheraayasher @aestheticsluut @sweetrabbit pls send an ask to be added !

da profiles ━━ we them girls ★ chan’s babygirls

chapter 1, streets are saying

chapter 2, kind of sus bro

chapter 3, the secret to twitter fame

chapter 4, our girl interrupted

chapter 5, idk

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starry-nights12 · 1 year

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Jinx becoming a Firelight reminded a scene in Lilo & Stitch:

Scar:Does it have to be this one?

Jinx:(maniacally laughing as she guns down Sevika's goons)

Ekko:Yes. She's good. I can tell😊

#timebomb #ekkojinx #ekko #jinx #arcane #comfort fic #fic rec #incorrect quotes #the whole series is worth the read. It's amazing #star approved🌟

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star-critter · 2 months

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Thinking about how Starline said "Son of a biscuit" on a recent Bumblekast Isekai

Starline : Son of a biscuit!

Mimic : Doc, you can swear. It'll make you sound less ridiculous.

Starline : Silence peasant, I'm above your foul language.

Mimic : Fuck.

Starline : SILENCE!

(Headcanons under cut)

Headcanon that Starline claims he's above swearing and most of the time he is, but he does have his moments where he slips up.

The thing is, if you try to tell anyone that Starline has said curse words, he'll verbally gaslight you and everyone you've told into believing otherwise.

I headcanon most of the D4 to swear (Mimic literally has no filter lmao) besides like Starline & Zavok.

Starline because again, he thinks he's above it.

Zavok because Zeti have their own equalivelent of mobian & human swear words, so it takes him a while to catch onto the language difference. Still, Zavok doesn't seem like the type to swear in general.

Maybe if he's like really pissed off.

Like, you all are gonna die, pissed off.

Or the "Shit, we're being worse than the 6" pissed off /lh /not srs

#cw swearing #tw swearing #incorrect sonic quotes #sonic incorrect quotes #sonic headcanons #star🌟talks #dr. starline #dr starline #doctor starline #mimic the octopus #zavok the zeti #zavok #deadly 4 #deadly four #d4 #sonic idw bad guys #sth bad guys #sonic bad guys #I TOLD A FRIEND IM ASLEEP RN I NEED TO START RUNNING ITS ALMOST 12 AM

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ninblahgo · 4 days

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Paleman: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.

*The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

#Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #Ninjago Paleman #[🌟]

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belongsinthetrash · 2 years

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Omori: Have you ever stabbed yourself in the neck?

Basil: I'm sorry?

Omori: Have you ever had somebody stab you in the neck?

Basil, unaware of the creeping Red Hands: What are you talking about???

Omori: Would you like it?

#omori #omori game #omori incorrect quotes #omori character #omori basil #tw self harm mention #omori: whether or not you say 'yes' or 'no' it's gonna happen so 🌟choose wisely🌟

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colored-comas · 1 year

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Adam: *kicks the door open, very panicked looking*

Star: What did you do?-

Adam: NOBODY DIED.

Barney: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!-

#adam☀️#star🌟#barney💜#incorrect quotes #light hearted tag #nrfti

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xharisrealm · 1 year

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Tighnari: "don't be afraid to make mistakes, it's all part of the learning process"

y/n: "YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU GOT A HIGHER SCORE THAN ME—!"

#🌟 — {𝗜𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘀!}#this is so random #academic rivals??#genshin tighnari #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

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americannslytherinn · 1 year

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Keaton, walking in on Sirius and Remus snogging: Oh, so this is the apology I get after Sirius called me a f*ggot for roughly seven years??

#f slur tw #q'd #if i don't find a way to put this in my rewrite it will all be for nothing /hj #wolfstar #hp oc #incorrect quotes #🌟♑.KEATON ECHEVERIA | Self-Insert #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR #🐸🪄.DUNGBOMBS | Shitposts

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aerethposting · 1 year

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Mimir: Can I be frank with you guys?

Annimenazz: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Tasendora: Can I still be Tasendora?

Zenith: Shh, let Frank speak.

#he can be Frank if he wants‚ it's fine. amnesiac king #NPC: Mimir #everyone's favourite Irish cyborg dwarf head is finally here! 🌟#camp: Aereth 1 #incorrect quotes #char: Annimenazz Gnash #char: Tasendora Starcaster #char: Zenith Prime

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floofsselfshipblog · 1 year

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Croissant: And is there a Mrs. Kupier Dollop Cookie?

String Gummy:….are you flirting with the fucking centaur?

Croissant, gesturing to Kupier: He’s fucking hot!

#self ship #self shipping #romantic f/o #🕰️all the time in the universe🌟#oc x canon #incorrect quotes #source: critical role

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goose-duck · 2 months

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One Piece incorrect quotes 🌟

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Nami: look, it has a date on it! *Points at painting*

Luffy: why does it need a date? Is it gonna get married too?

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Marco & Thatch: *trying to read Ace's handwriting*

Ace: I promise I wrote words, you just can't read them!

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Bepo: *hiding under a table*

Law: some guy threatened you with a trash can? Really?

Bepo: *nods*

Law: 😒

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Doflamingo: I enjoy having the power to crush people's dreams

Corazon: ☹️

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Sanji: *trying to clean Luffy's room*

Luffy: quit messing with my bog!

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Brook: *taking pictures of Robin and Nami*

Nami: Stop snapping pictures before I snap you!!

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Garp: *Vacuuming while in a meeting*

Akainu: would you stop that.

Garp: I didn't know I couldn't vacuum. what do you want me to do? Hang it from the ceiling?

Akainu: *unimpressed*

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Mihawk: no! I can't do that, it bends the papers!

Crocodile: *blatant sarcasm* oh my god, babyyyy noooo

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*general conversation about recent snowstorm*

Kid: I haven't seen any snow around here...

Law: we're all in the same area, how have you not seen any snow?

Kid: I don't know, maybe it all melted before I saw it!

Luffy: how fast is your snow melting!?

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3:30am

kid Sabo and Ace: keep up Luffy!!

Kid Luffy: I'm half asleep crawling up the street! What do you want from me!?

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Brook: I will groove to the beat of life until the song stops! 🕺

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Doflamingo: *talking to the Donquixote family* I offered Law to join us and he told me to go to therapy.

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kid Ace: I don't think that's real...

kid Luffy: I DONT CARE IF ITS REAL OR NOT, AS LONG AS ITS NOT PERIDOT, IT DOENST EVEN TASTE GOOD, IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE IT TASTES GOOD!!! MUDSTONE LOOKS LIKE IT TASTES BETTER THAN THIS!!!

kid Sabo: jesus...

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Law: *yelling at doflamingo*

Doflamingo: go away, stop making yourself bullyable.

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Sanji: *talking to Cesar* your screen is brighter than your future

Cesar's screen: *turned off*

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ninblahgo · 1 year

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*when they drop food*

Paleman: Eh, oh well.

Griffin: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Shade: F*CK!

Neuro: *just gets more food*

Ash: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

#Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #Ninjago Paleman #Ninjago Griffin Turner #Ninjago Shade #Ninjago Neuro #Ninjago Ash #I deleted the part that's like ''[___]: *eats the food off the ground*''#bc I don't think any of them would do that #that's gross- lol #[🌟]

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