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Person 1: how're you feeling?
Person 2: not good. i have this headache that comes and goes
Person 3: *walks into the room*
Person 2: there it is
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Obi Wan, to Ahsoka: You need to learn to be more responsible! Take Yoda for example.
Yoda: Who, me? What did I do?
Obi Wan: I don't know, you're the example, what do you do?
Yoda: I don't know... I mean... I mostly... stab things. And eat chips.
Ahsoka: Sounds like a good example to me!
Obi Wan: Wait- NO-
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person A: does it count as daddy issues if i just don’t have a dad?
person B: in your case? yes.
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“if you want my respect without earning it you can. Spank. My. Ass.”
“did you mean "kiss?"”
“no.”
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Chase *to Jack*: I was taught to think before I act
Chase: So if I kill you, rest assured I thought about it and I’m confident in my decision.
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Character A (to C): You need to learn how to be more responsible! Take B, for example.
Character B: Who, me? What did I do?
Character A: I don’t know. You’re the example. What do you do?
Character B: I mean… I mostly… stab things. And eat chips.
Character C: Sounds like a good example to me!
Character A: Wait— No-
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Prodigy as Incorrect Quotes
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MC: I think I'm falling for you.
Marlon: Then get up.
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Isla: Hey Naomi, do you have any hobbies?
Naomi: Swimming..
Isla: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Naomi: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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MC: I need life advice.
Cyrus, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Naomi: MC isn't talking to me.
Marlon: Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Cyrus: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Kieran: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Cyrus: Not when you’re playing with MC/Marlon, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Isla: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Marlon: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Cyrus: Ya know... it might be.
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Marlon: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Kieran: Is that a picture of you?
Marlon: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Naomi: You know what’s funny about MC? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
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Kieran: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
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Marlon: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Marlon: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Isla: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Isla: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
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Cyrus: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*
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MC: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."
Marlon: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.
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Isla: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Marlon: Which one? I can't do both.
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Naomi: I think MC/Kieran is in trouble.
Marlon: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
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Isla: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Cyrus: "If"
Naomi: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and she might not even die.
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Isla: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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Naomi, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Marlon: You disgust me.
Cyrus: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
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MC: I think we should kiss.
Marlon: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
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MC: Is something burning?
Cyrus, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
MC: Cyrus, the toaster is literally on fire.
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MC: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Marlon: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
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MC: If I run and leap at Naomi, she will most certainly catch me in her arms.
MC, running towards Naomi: Coming in!
Naomi: No! I’m holding coffee!
Naomi: *Drops coffee and catches MC*
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Incorrect quote template
A: I gotta make sure B knows I'm doing this. I need an event with thousands of people. Something that everybody cares about.
A: …
A: I might have to leave (state) for this one.
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A, who just witnessed the most brutal fight ever:
B (who won the fight), walking up to A’s table: Hi, welcome to [restaurant]! 😊
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Person A: Wanna hear some dark humor?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love dark humor.
Person A: Alright.
Person A: *Turns off lights*
Person A: Knock Knock.
Person B: Turn the damn lights back on.
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Speaker 1: Everybody’s got something or someone to lose man.
Speaker 1: Even you
Speaker 2: No, I….I’m gonna leave this world the same way I came. Into it.
Speaker 2: Alone, thank you.
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Person 1: I have cat-like reflexes.
Person 2: prove it.
Person 1: *points to a cat*
Person 1: I like that cat.
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Ahsoka: I need life advice.
Anakin, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right place.
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Actual conversation that I had with actual people :
A: Ok but- those oil pastels look like they would taste pretty good
B, turning A away from the oil pastels: oh no you fucking don’t
C: Don’t worry, I’ll block their view
A: I’m imagining them now… they taste good
B & C: *disappointment*
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Person A, jokingly : “What’s wrong with you?”
Person B: “Clearance level?”
A: “What?”
B: “Low, then.”
A: “How is [Person C]’s clearance level high enough if mine isn’t?”
B: “they gave me cookies.”
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TTOI Incorrect Quotes
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Terri: I think I'm falling for you.
Peter: Then get up.
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Phil: Hey Emma, do you have any hobbies?
Emma: Swimming..
Phil: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Emma: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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Adam: I need life advice.
Fergus, sipping RedBull and eating cold pot noodles: You came to the right person.
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Peter: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Phil: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Peter: Not when you’re playing with Ollie, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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