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#incorrect miguel o'hara
skylarinfinity · 5 months
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[spider society watch male reader screaming to goon's]
miles : [wince] jeez man, you really need to calm down and be more nicer to people.
[male reader turn to face miles and slowly walk toward him]
miles : [panicking] okay- i should closed my mouth! [slowly step back]
male reader : [gabbing miles shoulder] i'll be nicer if people learn to be smarter.
miguel : [looking at male reader with adoration] i found my other half...
peter : [looking at miguel than male reader with horror] oh hell nah, half of you already too much!
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fromjannah · 11 months
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)
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iwannabealice · 10 months
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miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life
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demigoddessqueens · 10 months
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Y/n: truth or dare?
Miguel: truth
Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?
Miguel: dare
Y/n: go to bed
Miguel: I don’t like this game
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asmodeus542 · 11 months
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Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.
[Miles lowers his head]
Miguel: Erratic.
[Pavitr whistles]
Miguel: Unreliable.
[Hobie rolls his eyes]
Miguel: Down right sloppy.
[Gwen arches her eyebrow]
Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.
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glouris · 9 months
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incorrect-spiderverse · 11 months
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Miles: *looking for a spider-man mentor he can follow and learn from*
Miles: "I need a spider-man."
Peter B Parker: "I am a spider-man '
Miguel, in a different dimension: " Something horrible just happened."
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trickarrows-bishop · 10 months
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bruciemilf · 4 months
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Miguel: I’ll never stop! Mark my words, I will stop at NOTHING until I get that sarcastic, irresponsible, yapping little Miles Morales right here,—
Layla: He’s in universe 022 :)
Miguel: I am stopping RIGHT here.
Gwen: ??
Peter: His exes universe! Don’t know why he’s so scared to go,—
Miguel: I am NOT scared,—
Peter: Bruce is a cool guy once you get to know him. Weird eyeliner and all.
Miguel: It’s called eyeblack, and it’s NOT weird!
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Miles: So… What’s the deal with your dads, exactly?
Jason: oh dude where do I start
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skylarinfinity · 8 months
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miles: [sighed] jeez man, why you guys so mean-
m/n: [hold him around his collar] “you're so mean” if you guys weren't so fucking stupid i wouldn't have to be so fucking mean to you! you the one who need to change.
[miles looking at m/n with horror]
m/n: [turn to face miguel with big smile] am i did a good job?!
miguel: [look at m/n and nod] yes, good job.
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fromjannah · 11 months
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)
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iwannabealice · 10 months
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peter b: well, if you want my advice-
miles: no offense at all but you’re the last person i want relationship advice from. you tried to kill your partner. multiple times
peter b: first off, that was before we started dating. secondly, he also tried to kill me
miguel: it’s true. it was mutually attempted murder
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demigoddessqueens · 11 months
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y/n: you’re the most jealous man I know
Miguel: you know other men??
Y/n: 😑🫤
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multi-fandom-imagine · 11 months
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|| Across The Spiderverse •Incorrect Quotes• ||
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Miguel O’Hara: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Reader.: It was autocorrect.
Miguel O’Hara: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Reader.: Yes.
Miguel O’Hara: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Reader: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
Miguel O’Hara: Y/n, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Reader, naked in Miguel O’Hara's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Miguel O’Hara, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Reader: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Peter B. Parker: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Reader: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Miguel O’Hara, on a walkie talkie: This is Miguel O’Hara, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Peter B. Parker: This totally sucks, man.
Miguel O’Hara: This is horrible.
Peter B. Parker: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Miguel O’Hara: No, it’s not that, it’s Y/n.
Miguel O’Hara: It’s just like, I can’t get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s their fault, that bitch!
Reader: *yawns*
Miguel O’Hara: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Reader: Then you must be exhuasted.
Peter B. Parker: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
Peter B. Parker: We have a problem.
Miguel O’Hara: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Reader: Ha!
Miguel O’Hara: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Reader: Aren't you forgetting something?
Miguel O’Hara: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Reader's forehead before running out.*
Reader: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Miguel O’Hara: I love you.
Reader, not paying attention: What was that?
Miguel O’Hara: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Peter B. Parker: Is this your plan B?
Reader: Technically, this is plan P.
Peter B. Parker: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Reader: Yes, but I marry Miguel in plan M.
Miguel O’Hara: I like plan M.
Peter B. Parker: I didn't drink that much last night.
Miguel O’Hara: You were flirting with Y/n.
Peter B. Parker: So what? They're my partner.
Miguel O’Hara: You asked if they were single.
Miguel O’Hara: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
Reader: Would you like something to drink? *opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Miguel O’Hara: Spiders?
Reader: Spiders it is then.
Miguel O’Hara: No, that wasn't-
* But you were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*
Reader: I made tea.
Miguel O’Hara: I don’t want tea.
Reader: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Miguel O’Hara: Then why are you telling me?
Reader: It is a conversation starter.
Miguel O’Hara: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Reader: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Reader: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Miguel O’Hara: I do have a sense of humor you know
Reader: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Miguel O’Hara: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Reader: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Miguel O’Hara: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Peter B Parker: Smad.
Reader: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Miguel O’Hara: *turning to Peter* How tall are you?
Miles Morales: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Reader: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Peter B Parker: I got distracted about halfway through.
Miguel O’Hara: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
Reader: Yo is Miles sleeping or dead?
Miguel O’Hara: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Peter B Parker: Yeah, so did I.
Miles Morales: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Reader, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Miguel O’Hara, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Peter B Parker, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Miles Morales, trembling: What are we playing
Reader: Why is Miguel so sad?
Peter B Parker: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Reader: And...?
Miguel O’Hara: I got Miles Morales.
Reader: I think we're missing something.
Miguel O’Hara: Teamwork?
Peter B Parker: Cohesion?
Miles Morales: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Reader: I think Miles Morales was right.
Miguel O’Hara: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Peter B Parker: They wouldn't do that.
Miles Morales: You're right, Peter. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Miles Morales: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Miles Morales Told You So' on the back*
Reader: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Miguel O’Hara: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Peter B Parker: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Reader: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Miguel O’Hara: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Peter Parker isn’t
Reader: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Miguel O’Hara: Wasn't Peter with you?
Peter B Parker: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Reader: HELP! I TOLD PETER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Miguel O’Hara, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Reader: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Miguel O’Hara: What?
Reader: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.
Reader: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Miguel O’Hara: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Miguel : Y/n and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Reader: Sentences.
Miguel : Don't interrupt me.
Miguel: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Reader: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Miguel: No! Four to five seconds!
Reader: Too late!!!
Miguel: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger!
Reader: Miguel, that's PTSD.
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hawklanthebard · 11 months
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Miguel: You can’t have three people on a single motorcycle
Hobie: Wait, did you say three?
Miguel: Yes, three.
Gwen: Oh my god.
Miles: PAV FELL OFF!
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 11 months
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R/n, meant to text Hobie: (3:05 a.m.): I’m bored...
Miguel ( 3:06 A.m.): Then go to sleep.
R/n (3:08 a.m.): You wanna see me chug a bottle of steak sauce?
Miguel (3:09 a.m.): please go to sleep.
R/n (3:10 a.m.): [Sends a pic of herself holding a bottle of steak sauce.]
R/n (3:15 a.m.): {Posts a blurry pic of of her looking terrified as Miguel stands behind her menacingly…}
Miguel (3:25 A.m): Goodnight, R/n. {Posts pic of himself in bed along with a pouting R/n who is wrapped up and bound to the bed with webs.]
------------ R/n = reader name
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