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nomsfaultau · 9 months
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Tommy: are we friends?
Techno: you’re an ally
Tommy: yeah I am but what do gay people have to do with it?
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not-idia-shroud · 2 years
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Yn: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Tecnoblade: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Yn: God?!
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Technoblade: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Yn: Hey, Techno.
Technoblade: GODDAMNIT!
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Technoblade: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Yn: Technoblade, NO!
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Technoblade: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Yn: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
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Technoblade never dies. He is only in his retirement era dont worry guys. Or pvping god? Who knows man. He is on his divine world domination era or smth? No one knows. But he was a blessing to have.
This would be my last technoblade quotes, or not, it depends on how much i miss him everyday.
Again, technoblade never dies.
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Karl, an amnesiac: do I know you?!?
Quackity, a gaslighter: i don’t know… do you???
Sapnap, an empath: I feel like something is wrong here 😣
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Grian: you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders
Martyn: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the pumpkin people
Grian: THE WHAT
Martyn: Oh this not a safe space suddenly
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scrimblyprimbly · 1 year
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Sapnap: *wanders in way past midnight, has had a good night* Heyyyy Dreammm! Look what I found on my way *hic* here!!
Dream: Oh my. Gah- There you are! It's so late!
S: No, Dream, look what I found! *points at a paper he's holding* It's a picture of meeeeee!!
D: I know, I know. Looks great.
S: It's... Isssays... 'Says I'm missing, Dream. Why's isssay 'emmissing?
D: That's weird. *sits him on couch* We'll talk about it tomorrow. Let's get you some water.
George: *bursts in with an armful of fliers* DREAM! I MADE 500 MORE! We have to HURRY! If we hit the park NOW, we might be able to-
S: GEORGE! XD
G:
D:
S: *sees fliers* George, you missed me!
G: *hides fliers behind back* No.
S: *bursts off couch to give George a hug* GEORGE!!
G: >:( *drops fliers, accepts hug* I hate you, Sapnap.
S: I love you George! I missed you too Georgieeee!
G: >:((( *returns hug fiercely* I didn't miss you. I was happy without you here. I didn't even notice you were gone. I can't wait for you to leave again-
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karmaspidr · 1 year
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Shady Oaks: About to enter a Wither War.
Stampy: I knew I made the right choice by not joining.
I miss Shady Oaks.
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sonatadash · 2 years
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Tommy & Tubbo: *Playing video games*
Aimsey: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Tommy: *silence*
Tubbo: *silence*
Aimsey, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Tommy & Tubbo in shame: Yeah...
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tv-g1r-l · 2 years
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C!Purpled (it/its): Hey, what are your pronouns?
C!Tommy (he/they/she): Oh, he/they/she!
C!Purpled (he/she/they/it): thanks
C!Tommy ( / ): what.
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transmascdreamxd · 2 years
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Schlatt: I MET HIM IN A BATHROOM TODAY Quackity: No, you met me in a bathroom 25 years ago.
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tinfoilchefs-pickaxe · 11 months
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Skizzleman: I like my vagina shaved, ladies.
Etho: Then shave your vagina, Skizz.
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nomsfaultau · 7 months
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Tommy: two years ago, I married my best friend.
Tommy: Molly and Ranboo are still mad about it, but Tubbo and I were doing a vid and thought it’d be funny.
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cephalopod-truther · 2 years
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Uh, actually it’s “Good Times with Scar” not “Long Times with Scar”
—Scar probably, right before removing his armour to show off his abs
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Ranboo: I have found a foolproof method to determine if someone is truly evil.
Tommy: And that is?
Ranboo: If they dislike Tubbo, they are evil.
Tommy, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty sound logic
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Grian: You think you're cool? Well I don't think about the consequences of my actions.
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scrimblyprimbly · 1 year
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George: You know what's weird? Rhinos can run faster than human beings.
Sapnap: You know what else is weird? YOUR FACE!
George: Ha! You're right, that is weird- my face. Cuz it's the last thing you'll see...
Sapnap: ?
George: -Before you die tonight.
Sapnap: ...
George: :)
Sapnap:
George: >:D
Sapnap: DREAM!!!
Dream: *From upstairs* Sapnap he's not going to kill you! George, leave him ALONE!
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a-bit-dapper · 3 months
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im still at it!
the one before this
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