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nomsfaultau · 9 months

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Tommy: are we friends?

Techno: you’re an ally

Tommy: yeah I am but what do gay people have to do with it?

#incorrect sbi #incorrect mcyt #bedrock bros #bedrock duo #tommyinnit #technoblade #sbi memes #Sbi

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Wilbur, age 12: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Philza*

Techno, age 12: Oh yeah, I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, please be good.’*

#techbur twins #technoblade #wilbur soot #incorrect quotes #sbi incorrect quotes #incorrect sbi #sleepy bois inc

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funnyao3 · 1 year

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After a solid ten minutes of wrangling an unreasonably fast spider back into its little spot in the cupboard, Phil collapses into a chair by the table, feeling as if he’s aged another year. Wilbur sits with him, slumping into his seat as if moments away from being sent into another stress-induced coma.

Tommy moves on very quickly from the whole ordeal.

#source #stay underneath my wing #sircantus #sumw #technoblade #sbi #incorrect sbi #tommyinnit #phil watson #wilbur soot #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #ao3 out of context

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tang0w0tek · 2 years

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Phil: Techno, keep an eye on Tommy today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Techno: Sure, I’d love to see Tommy get punched.

Phil: Try again.

Techno, sighing: I will stop Tommy from getting punched.

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disturbed-and-depressed · 1 year

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Technoblade: Do you wanna know how I really hurt my wrist?

Tommy: Yes

Technoblade: I was hoola hooping. Philza, Y/n and I attended a class for fitness and fun.

Tommy: Oh my god

Technoblade: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Tommy: Why are you telling me this?

Technoblade: Because no one will ever believe you

Tommy: You sick son of a bitch

#dream smp #dream smp x reader #dream smp x y/n #dream smp x you #dream smp incorrect quotes #technoblade x y/n #technoblade x you #technoblade x reader #technoblade #tommyinnit x y/n #tommyinnit x you #tommyinnit x reader #tommyinnit #sbi x reader

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kittycatcomander · 10 months

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AU where SBI are villains, and Kristin is the villain wrangler making sure all the kids who get counseling in her office get a chance to meet who ever they want, even if they’re wanted dead by the hero commission.

Cue meet-cute(?) between Kristin and Phil, where she spends weeks tracking down the infamous “ Crowfather, killer of heroes and hater of the system” because some little kid wanted see him, and she stands tall and totally not terrified (/s) on a rooftop waiting for him.

And Phil is faced with this woman who spent hours and hours researching his routines not to arrest him but to let a little kid meet him, and he just falls for her.

So they exchange numbers, and everytime from there on out when Kristin has a kid who wants to meet The Blade or Orpheus or Nemesis she just casually shoots THE TOP VILLAIN a message, internally screaming, while Phil is kicking his feet on the air like a stereotypical teenager everytime his phone dings with a personalized ringtone.

Hero!Dream: I have finally confronted you, doer of evil! Today, our fight will be legend-

Crowfather!Phil: wait pause mate- OMG ITS HER 🥰🥰

Hero!Dream: wait wha-

Technoblade: I’ll take it from here

And so begins her getting really casual about the fact she personally texts the top villain.

I’m imagining some side stuff where she meets Tommy, a sidekick in desperate need of help (which she’s happy to provide), and a few others who’s relationship evolves with her over time.

Kirstin when first meeting the Blade: hooooooly smokes this guy is Dangerous, but if the kid wants to meet him… I’ll be prepared

Techno: uhhhhhh (struggling to interact with the receptionist, holds kids and swings them around gently like planes, lets them win fake fights)

Kristin: ok wait he’s like seven shaking puppies built like a brick house

She and Phil talk more and more as the arrangement continues, about everything and eventually life, and things shift from there. The first time that a villain tries hurting one of the kids also shifts their relationship…. especially since Kristin handles it as efficiently as she does.

There’s more, but in this AU I imagine Kristin to have a super dangerous power of her own (unregistered because teehee) that motivated her to work with troubled youth in need of help and kids working with a limited lifespan. I want her to be OP but just friendly and downplaying her ability since she was never in a situation to use it to the full extant.

Also there’d obviously be a CrimeBoys plot and adoption of Tommy into the family (bye bye Dream) which leads to her getting invited over to like. Family dinners and stuff, where the interactions are all completely cute and normal but undercut by her perspective reminding her of crimes they’ve all committed. Like-

“Phil, who had the most beautiful eyes but hands stained with the blood of approximately 3,791 people, passed her the salad with a bright smile. His son(?) continued the story of how he met a new friend. Kristin wasn’t sure if the story was in or out of masks, and she was scared to ask at this point.”

I especially want her to and Phil to reflect the two main approaches to changing the world, where you could either completely destroy the system in place (villains, anarchy) and forcefully restart, or you could tackle an issue at its lowest (if the world is full of corrupt people, change the people from a young age)

#Kristin #sleepy bois inc #superpowers #superhero au #supervillain au #tommyinnit #mcyt #tommy mcyt #technoblade #philza #wilbur mcyt #wilbur soot #sbi #sbi incorrect quotes #crime boys #dsmp techno #dsmp fanfic #philza minecraft #dsmp tommy

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dykeblade · 2 years

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Take a shot everytime i make fun of c!Wilbur for literally anything. Love his pathetic ass ❤️

^ twinsduo

#my art #technoblade #wilbur soot #philza #sbi incorrect quotes #YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS ISN'T THE TECHNO/WILBUR/PHIL DYNAMIC ITS SO IMPORTANT #LIKE????#i love your withers technoblade #i'm dying of blood loss technoblade #speaking of which #blood cw #for every half-decent post i make i have to make an equally stupid shitpost #dreamsmp #mcyt #goodbye everybody ill see you next week

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average-vibe · 4 months

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wilbur: do you think of the children before you speak?

tommy: what?

wilbur: the children. that need oxygen. to breathe. do you think of them before you waste oxygen speaking?

#wilbur #wilbur soot #tommy #tommyimnit #incorrect quotes #dsmp #qsmp #sbi #tommyinnit x reader #wilbur c reader #sorry lol #ok bye :)

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 2 years

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Tommy, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Techno: Then perish. Wilbur: You will. Ranboo: Please don’t. Philza: Cool. Tubbo: I’d die for you first.

#sleepy bois #sleepy bois inc #sbi #dsmp #dream smp #dream smp incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #dsmp philza #dsmp wilbur #dsmp techno #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #ranboo my beloved #tubbo underscore #tommy innit #technoblade #we stan a legend #wilbursoot

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bat-stuff · 2 years

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Tommy: He is to steal the woman of my dreams!

Y/N: You say every woman is the woman of your dreams.

Tommy: I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about women!

#Source:ghosts #tommyinnit #tommyinnit x reader #tommyinnit x y/n #tommyinnit incorect quotes #tommy #dream smp #dsmp tommy #y/n dream smp #dream smp incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #minecraft #tom simons #sbi

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worldsmajesty · 1 year

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SBI INCORRECT QUOTES #3

Wilbur: I have the highest kiss count in the family

Techno: Maybe, but you don't have the highest kill count in the family

Tommy: IM A MINOR-

#sbi inc #sbi incorrect quotes #sbi #sleepy boys inc #technoblade #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #ctechno #cwilbur #ctommy

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nomsfaultau · 8 months

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Tubbo: alright guys. Time for a group hug.

SBI: *wonderful found family embrace*

Philza: you guys are adorable. Now who took my wallet.

Wilbur: well let's see. I stole it from Tommy who stole it from Tubbo who stole it from you.

#through pure force of will I can make Tubbo sbi #i simply feel like Techno wouldn't do phil dirty like that #incorrect mcyt quotes #incorrect sbi #incorrect quotes #sbi #fault au #something to nom on #fault memes pog

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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*through the SBI + Ranboo and Tubbo group chat*

Ranboo: What tHE HECK DID I JUST SEE

Tubbo: Ranboo it's 4am

Tubbo: It better be important

Ranbbo: Shhh Tubbo I'm going through something

Ranboo: Is the mansion haunted???

Techno: What are you talking about?

Ranboo: I was half asleep and then?? A big shadow was towering over me??

Ranboo: And don't tell me it was a dream bc I heard the door closing

Wilbur: Oh it was just Dadza

Techno: Oh yeah, he does that sometimes

Tubbo: Excuse me what

Ranboo: Why is the old bat watching me sleep???

Techno: He wasn't, it's winter

Ranboo: And??

Wilbur: He probably wasn't able to sleep, so he was making sure we're all warm so we don't catch a cold

Techno: He just left my room

Tubbo: Damn, the older he gets the crazier...

Tommy, reading all the messages in the morning: What the fuck

Tommy: So the winter fairy isn't real? :,(

#tw slight cursing #sbi incorrect quotes #technoblade #philza #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #incorrect sbi #incorrect sbi + ranboo + tubbo #sleepy bois inc #sleepy bois au

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funnyao3 · 1 year

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It’s interesting to see Tommy’s technique to try and escape Wilbur’s hold. He ends up kicking out more so with the restrained leg than with the free one, which isn’t very successful. Maybe all his yelling is distracting him or something.

#source:#white flags across my back #floristkills #technoblade #sbi #incorrect sbi #tommyinnit #phil watson #wilbur soot #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #ao3 out of context

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faye-writes-stuff · 1 year

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#dsmp x reader #mcyt #dsmp #dsmp incorrect quotes #sbi x reader #platonic tommy x reader #platonic tubbo x reader #wilbur soot x reader #technoblade x reader #platonic technoblade x reader #philza x reader #Faye's incorrect quotes

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neonisradioactive · 1 year

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inktober day 27: snack

wilbur is an agent of chaos when even when tommys not there

#inktober #sbi #sbi fanart #sleepy bois fanart #sleepy bois inc #technoblade #technoblade fanart #wilbur soot #wilbur soot fanart #technoblade mcyt #technofanart #wilbur mcyt #twins duo #sbi incorrect quotes #incorrect sleepy bois inc

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