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*police sirens in the distance*
Geralt, who has done nothing wrong: They're coming for me
Jaskier, currently wanted for pick-pocketing, aggravated assault, identity theft, credit card fraud, and arson: *sipping smoothie* yeah, probably
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Jaskier, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Geralt I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!
Geralt, Oblivious and Dumb: ...... When did you meet someone else named Geralt?
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Jaskier: I am on a QuestTM
Geralt, only somewhat listening: hmm
Jaskier: to find Matches
Geralt, snapping his head up in fear: Nope
Jaskier: Geraaaaaaalt I want to be able to make fire
Geralt: Absolutely not, it’s my job to protect you from monsters, fire, and most importantly, yourself. No matches
Jaskier: 🥺
Geralt: …. okay fine but just this once-
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can you believe it's actually canon now
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Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [22/∞] (insp.)
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I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet
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*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*
Guard: Name?
Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.
Guard: Sex?
Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.
Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?
Jaskier: I’m a bard.
Guard: But what’s in your pants?
Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.
Guard: What’s between your legs?
Jaskier:
Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it
Jaskier: Your mother!
Geralt: Fuck.
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geralt: *sneaks into house at 3am*
yennefer, turning in swivel chair: care to tell me where you were?
geralt: i was with...jaskier
jaskier, also turning in swivel chair: care to *keeps spinning* yen- help i can't stop the chair-
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Jaskier: you know why I called you in here, right?
Geralt: yeah, because I accidentally sent you a dick pic—
Jaskier: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* accidentally??
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Jaskier: *does something stupid*
Geralt: What an absolute fucking idiot
Geralt: I can’t believe I’d die for him
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Geralt: Do you ever shut up?
Jaskier: What? I like talking and, personally, I can't wait to find out what I'm going to say next
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A shopkeeper: So, what's the occasion?
Geralt: I'm looking for something to cheer up the wife.
The shopkeeper, glancing at Yennefer: Why don't I ask the missus?
Yennefer, pointing at a fuming Jaskier in the distance: Do you think our wife is in the mood for a conversation?
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jaskier : i saw you and your wife from across the room and i'd really like to get to know you both better
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Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [20/∞] (insp.)
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....I'm sorry (x)
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Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*
Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?
Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?
Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.
Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.
Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*
Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.
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