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haikyuu-hellspace · 5 months

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Kenma: You know what? When I joined this friend group, I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit. Kuroo and Bokuto: (screaming about mold water) Kenma: Not the other way around. Akaashi: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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haikyuu4you · 2 years

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Bokuto texting Kenma: Your boyfriend broke my arm! Go scold him!

Kenma: ok lol

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Kenma texting Kuroo: Break the other one, while you’re at it 👍

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tadashi-intensifies · 2 years

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bokuakakuroken after a night of playing drunk Uno

Kenma: I don’t know how much you all remember, but I just wanna put it out there that one of you assholes betrayed me last night. A +4 card? Really? Bokuto: Oh no... Was it me, Kenma? Kenma: No, it was not you. Akaashi: Was it me, Kenma? Kenma: It wasn’t you either. Bokuto: Akaashi: Kuroo, sighing: Was it me, Kenma? Kenma: Kenma, mockingly: WAs IT mE, kEnmA?

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brkrknspokesperson · 2 years

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wingmaning

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carcarrow · 3 years

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Bokuto: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d only have one dollar because you’re all I think about.

Akaashi, trying to hide his blushed cheeks: Have fun being broke, Bokuto-san.

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kacysc · 2 years

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I can totally imagine this happening

kuroo likes to piss people off, he jokes with anyone, but he's not a fight guy, although some people think this because he looks kind of intimidating, making them think twice before trying to punch him in the face, even though was angry.

but sometimes someone brave (and very angry) comes along who tries they luck and beats him.

and when they're in position, ready to start the fight with the tall, strong and scary guy, kuroo runs to his friends and makes this scene happen:

kuroo *crying*: THEY BEAT ME!

bokuto *hugs him*: WHO WAS THE BASTARD???!!

akaashi: should i call the police??

kenma: ... what did you do, kuroo...?

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raven15x · 3 years

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Akaashi: Well, it’s too late.

Bokuto: For what?

Kenma: Everything.

Akaashi: Agreed.

Kuroo: You both need to calm down—

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the-ultimate-oof · 4 years

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kuroo: alright, let’s go over this one more time.

bokuto: if something breaks?

kuroo: we try to fix it before akaashi gets home

bokuto: and if that doesn’t work?

kuroo: we blame kenma

kenma: seriously, fuck you guys

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ffamranxii · 3 years

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Bokuto: Bro Hear me out. Foursome.

Kuroo, laughing: Bro I know I’m irresistibly sexy but Akaashi would never go for that

Bokuto: He might!

Kuroo: Well Kenma wouldnt

*later*

Kenma: Okay

Kuroo: Holy shit

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haikyuuincorrectquotes · 4 years

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Daishou: *puts cigarette out on the birthday cake*

Kuroo: What the actual fu-

Bokuto, with a spray bottle: NOPE NOT AT MY BRO'S BIRTHDAY

Bokuto: *sprays Daishou*

Akaashi: Bokuto-san you should stop spraying Daishou-san with water.....

Bokuto: This isn't water, it's lighter fluid

Akaashi:

Bokuto: GOT THE MATCHES KENMA?

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totally-real-haikyuu-quotes · 6 years

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Akaashi: In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost-

Kenma: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes-

Kuroo: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-

Bokuto: HEEEEEEY MACARENA

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sootipie · 6 years

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Dance like nobody’s watching, because when we dance, baby, there’s no one in the world but you and me.

Bokuto: woaaahh

Kuroo: that quote is way too meaningful.

Akaashi: Well, if you could change it, what would you have it as, Kuroo-san?

Kuroo: *proudly* ‘why be moody, when you can shake yo booty?’

Bokuto: wOAAAHH

Kenma: *to the camera* ...and that’s why we didn’t let Kuro choose the quote.

But who did they let choose the quote? Finally, the full bokuakakuroken set! Follow up to my iwaoimatshana

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incorrect-kuroken · 4 years

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Kuroo: Hey! I got a game idea we could play. It's called "Quick" and basically you say "Quick" followed by a command. The fastest one gets to decide the next command. Got it?

Bokuto, Akaashi, and Kenma: *nods*

Kuroo: Nice! I'll start, then. Quick! Grab something you love.

Akaashi: *grabs an onigiri*

Kenma: *grabs his gaming device*

Bokuto: *grabs Akaashi*

Kuroo: *grabs Kenma*

Akaashi and Kenma: Really?

Bokuto: What? I love Akaaaaaaashi!

Kuroo: Don't give me that look, Kenma. You know I love you, no matter what.

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raven15x · 3 years

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Akaashi: Did you guys buy eggs like I asked?

Bokuto: Even better!

Akaashi: ... What did you do?

Kuroo, holding up a chicken: Here!

Bokuto: Her name is Keiji!

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the-ultimate-oof · 4 years

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[at disneyland on the teacup ride]

kenma and akaashi: [spinning calmly while talking]

bokuto and kuroo: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

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the-ultimate-oof · 4 years

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kuroo: they call me coffee ‘cause i grind so fine.

akaashi: oh my god.

bokuto: they call me coffee because i keep you up past 2am.

akaashi: bokuto-san stop.

kenma: they call me coffee because i’m really bitter and people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who i am.

akaashi: oh.

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